Phones For Sale

[***DRUKORE***]

Sports Illustraited Shoe Phone
SWEET DEAL
$230.99!

You can't beat prices like this!!

ALSO FOR SALE:


Your mom - $12.00
An Apple - $3.49
Old Star Wars Figures - $.2.00
A briefcase phone - $34.00
Analog Car Phone. - $435.00 (signed by Gene Simmons from KISS)


SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

[***DRUKORE***]

no really....if everyone else can make dumb phone threads, why can't I. lock this if you want. LOL.

[Nomad DJ]

I'll take your mom, but I've only got $5... Is that okay?

If not, can I pay in installments?

[DJ DAMIEN D]

I'll take your Grandma's Vegas BJs.

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by Nomad DJ
I'll take your mom, but I've only got $5... Is that okay?

If not, can I pay in installments?


actually re-read that. It's not my mom, its YOUR MOM for $5. deal.

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by DJ DAMIEN D
I'll take your Grandma's Vegas BJs.

Dont got it. But I do have an ashtray from a Wayne Newton concert in Vegas I'll part with for half a turkey sammich.

[Mandy]

OMG!! I have always wanted a briefcase phone!! Would you consider a trade for my stupid sprint phone that has serious gravity problems?

It may look a little worn from me dropping it in the street every 5 minutes or so but it comes with many many phone numbers including Flaming Dragon Tattoo in Tacoma, My grandma and a very interesting guy named Ryan we met in Vegas.

[Adam Sin]

i'll take the shoe phone and the star wars figures

[Nomad DJ]

Originally posted by ***DRUKORE***
actually re-read that. It's not my mom, its YOUR MOM for $5. deal.

Yes, exactly, I would like to buy YOUR MOM for $5...

It says there, right on your list, you are selling "YOUR MOM." Not "my mom," not "Nomad's mom," but "YOUR MOM."

Actually, I think you are overcharging, but what the hell, right?





p.s. If you aren't actually selling "YOUR MOM," I'm sueing for false advertising.

[Nomad DJ]

Originally posted by Nomad DJ
Yes, exactly, I would like to buy YOUR MOM for $5...

It says there, right on your list, you are selling "YOUR MOM." Not "my mom," not "Nomad's mom," but "YOUR MOM."

Actually, I think you are overcharging, but what the hell, right?





p.s. If you aren't actually selling "YOUR MOM," I'm sueing for false advertising.

semantics, semantics, i'm always up for some antics.

[Loki]

Hmmm... seriously tempted with deals like that but I noticed nowhere in your ad did you say anything like THIS IS COMPLETLY LEAGIT or I'M TOTTALLY HONEST AND LIKE NOT A SCAMMER AT ALL. I mean if I don't get those assurances how can I believe anything you say?

[***DRUKORE***]

Dude this is totally legit. That Shoe Phone is vintage technology and the Briefcase Phone includes a 8X11 legal pad and four bic pens.

[Loki]

Aye the shoe phone is pretty classic, but I'm holding out for the father of wireless technology... 2 cups attached by a string only without the string... Now that's old school!

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by Loki
Aye the shoe phone is pretty classic, but I'm holding out for the father of wireless technology... 2 cups attached by a string only without the string... Now that's old school!


I got two of those. $24.99 each.....in BLUE!

[Beejo]

Originally posted by ***DRUKORE***
im working on it. I just need some plutonium and dylithium crystals to make my reactor work right.



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[dislocatedlogic]

See. Totally legit. He's got a spotless EBay history. LOL

[SoulKid]

Can I get a lock on this plz?!?! :mad:

And a ban this f*cker too!

[doodlinggirl]

Originally posted by SoulKid
Can I get a lock on this plz?!?! :mad:

And a ban this f*cker too!


hahahahhaa.......

[SoulKid]

Originally posted by SoulKid
Can I get a lock on this plz?!?! :mad:

And a ban this f*cker too!

Hehe... I was waiting for anyone to realize what I wrote.... ;) :p :D hehe

[U812A]

This must be legit. It made it on the calendar and everything...
:D

[groovinkim]

wack.

don't spam the calendar. it's annoying as hell having people emailing me about this crap when i'm trying to study for my audio production class.