*BOOTYLIB* -SAT SEP 23rd- DJ BROKENWINDOW {SEA}

[Bootyliberation]

-AWWW YEEEAH-
IT'S ***BOOTYLIB*** YALL!

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This Month We Welcome:
DJ BROKENWINDOW
aka Solenoid (Community Library Records, ORAC Records, PDX)

We here at BOOTYLIB are really stoked to have one of the leading lights of the Cascadian electronic dance music movement providing us with a rare ghetto bass focused deejay set. Mr. DJ Brokenwindow has a very impressive chicago booty house collection and he is also a thoroughly skilled out deejay. On Saturday, September 23rd at Des Amis he will inspire your body to jack and your ass to percolate very vigorously with his skills and collection. It will be extremely satisfying for you. Brokenwindow will bring it dirty, cute, and sexy like only the deejay/librarian he is can. THIS IS _GUARANTEED_ FUN! Also, you should buy his excellent records, which he publishes under his Solenoid alias, available at fine purveyors of electronica throughout Casacadia. Please support this outstanding representative of our lovely region!

with resident disk jockeys
RECESS
ASsCHOP
and
LINCOLNUP

SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 23rd, 2006
DES AMIS
1013 E. PIKE ST.
CAPITOL HILL, SEATTLE
$5. STILL FREE B4 11:00!

BOOTYLIB
free the ass, the mind will follow...
http://bootylib.com
booty@bootylib.com

[Recess]

Last month's launch was deluxe! Can't wait to do it again with Brokenwindow joining us on the decks.

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Blue looks good on DJ ASsCHOP!

[solenoid]

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/cd/7e/pr-Garden_Tools-Union_V-Hoe-resized200.gif (http://www.discogs.com/release/82979)

Slugo sings:
"
I'm a ho
She's a ho
He's a ho
We's some ho's
Wouldn't ya like to be a ho, too?"

[Recess]

Originally posted by solenoid
http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/cd/7e/pr-Garden_Tools-Union_V-Hoe-resized200.gif (http://www.discogs.com/release/82979)


Is that what he's singing about?

[scratchmaster]

Make your boobie percolate.

[Bootyliberation]

The flyers coming our way soon will most certainly make your boobies percolate.

[Bootyliberation]

brokenwindow's got skillz with the hoe-ticulture!

[solenoid]

Yeah, that's what my 'ghetto house for kids' record is going to be about. Clean as a Whistle (With Me), or so it seems.

"There's some holes in this house, if you see em point em out!"

\-o
oh! there they are!



http://www.mondodisotto.it/imageiraq/Hussain Mansour points to holes in his chicken house roof ma.jpg

[Recess]

Originally posted by Bootyliberation
The flyers coming our way soon will most certainly make your boobies percolate.

I think they'll be here by decibel.

[scratchmaster]

Dude.dude.dude.

[Recess]

The other day I was fooling around and took a bunch of polaroids of myself writing the word "BootyLIB" on an absolutely wonderful booty (she's just a friend, REALLY!) I don't know what happened to those photos and was just informed that they are now all over capitol hill! :(

If you see them, please give them back!

I knew I should have locked those up. What's my S.O. going to think?

[scratchmaster]

Originally posted by Recess
What's my S.O. going to think?


Dude, I'm sure Alison won't mind. She told me that you do that all the time.

[Bootyliberation]

Originally posted by Recess
The other day I was fooling around and took a bunch of polaroids of myself writing the word "BootyLIB" on an absolutely wonderful booty (she's just a friend, REALLY!) I don't know what happened to those photos and was just informed that they are now all over capitol hill! :(

If you see them, please give them back!

I knew I should have locked those up. What's my S.O. going to think?

Like this one?

http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic/15415Q7Ayh/947468.jpg

[scratchmaster]

Dude, that's my ass!

[Bootyliberation]

it's so smooth, joe! and round!

[scratchmaster]

Percolate your bung bung.

[Recess]

http://thevisualdictionary.net/words/bung/233.jpg

[Recess]

BASSment Party!

This Saturday...DJ Brokenwindow!

Next month...DJ GODFATHER!

YEAH!

[sistawendy]

Recess? Des Amis? I'll be there.

[Recess]

Originally posted by sistawendy
Recess? Des Amis? I'll be there.

Yay! Get ready to shake your booty.

[Mykee]

That's one of the best flyers I have seen in ahile.!

[Recess]

Thanks! ;)

Although Menami and I took the photo of the mystery booty. It was Menami and Justin Byrnes that put it all together.

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[Recess]

This Saturday!

[scratchmaster]

Stop looking at my ass, FAGS!

[imonk]

bump it up for seattle hot new ghetto bass monthly.. fun fun fun

general bar times...

10-10:50 lincolnup
10:50-11:40 asschop!
11:40-12:40 brokenwindow
12:40-01:30 recess

[Recess]

Halfway through Brokenwindow's set, Joe will drop his drawers and we'll hold up the flyer next to his ass proving once and for all it's not his.

Wear your sunglasses.

[Boyd Main]

Originally posted by Recess

Although Menami and I took the photo of the mystery booty. It was Menami and Justin Byrnes that put it all together.


So, you're saying it's Justin's arse? Hott.

I won't be able to make it this weekend, being out of town, but I'm looking forward to DJ Godfather next month.

Work that Booty!!!

[scratchmaster]

Originally posted by imonk


general bar times...

10-10:50 lincolnup
10:50-11:40 asschop!
11:40-12:40 brokenwindow
12:40-01:30 recess

Why is Solenoid playing early? Seems weird.

[Bootyliberation]

cuz we think 11:30-12:40 or so is peak time. and we wanna give the rezidents some primetime luv as well. it's gonna be just fine, i promise. fine like your booty is on the flyer.... :)

[imonk]

i hear you joe. we might switch things around.. but not until november.

godfather will most likely be playing that slot as well, particularly to not conflict with the joint cover/show with akufen. part of the agreement of not stepping on other people's toes ;)

i think it's _almost_ the perfect peak slot for the venue myself... but it was better when it was 12-1. Anything before midnight does seem early by tradition

ASsCHOP!
Booty Liberator

[Recess]

Originally posted by imonk
i hear you joe. we might switch things around.. but not until november.

OOOOOH...I can't wait to tell everyone about November. We can't let the cat out of the bag now, but I can say that it'll be his northwest debut!

[scratchmaster]

Originally posted by imonk
i think it's _almost_ the perfect peak slot for the venue myself... but it was better when it was 12-1. Anything before midnight does seem early by tradition

ASsCHOP!
Booty Liberator


It's cool, if it works, don't friggin fix it. Just seemed weird. I'm not worried; you beautiful men know what you're doing.

[solenoid]

11:40 is cool w/me!

perc
u
later!

[Recess]

I hear Solenoid's been sleeping with DJ Brokenwindow.

Dirty.

[scratchmaster]

Originally posted by solenoid
11:40 is cool w/me!
!


Nobody asked you. You should stay out of Brokenwindow's business, she doesn't even like you.

[Bootyliberation]

brought to our attention by the illustrious ASsCHOP!:

There is a great interview with David Chandler aka Solenoid aka
BrokenWindow in LOCALCUT. I copy pasted the section about his
BrokenWindow sets below. This should be a real treat.

http://localcut.wweek.com/?p=389

"What's being played in your DJ brokenwindow sets?

My dj sets are probably 95% older records, though what I select
often is informed by new music that is reexploring or reminding me
of old styles. Since I'm still dj'ing with vinyl, and there is a
lot of music that doesn't come out on vinyl, or it is expensive, I
have to turn to my older records. For instance, after Missy Elliot
sampled Cybotron's "Clear", I started dj'ing "Clear" again during dj
sets sometimes doing layering it in a mashup. I never ended up
picking up the Missy track.

I'm slowly starting to use a cdr when mixing, usually records that I
digitize myself so that I don't have to bring them out.
It took 7 years for cd-player manufacturers to figure out that they
needed to make the platter spin on top of a dj'ing cd player!

iPods need an operating system rewrite or hack that would allow
pitch adjustment to be useful, besides most mp3's sounding really
bad on a sound system.

newer records in my create: DJ Mash's "Somebody's Property", Richard
Bartz 12¡ís on Kurbel, Captain Comatose, MUNK on Gomma, Detroit In
Effect, Osunlade/Obafunke, Abe Duque Records, Lindstrom, Zongamin,
Mu, Kings Have Long Arms

Older music: early 90's breakbeat with MC's, late '80s hip house and
acid house with MC's, ska-cid (a brief genre of acid house and ska
combined), west coast electro (Egyptian Lover, Techno-Hop), italo
disco, Detroit Bass and Miami Bass, Dance Mania label ghetto house,
early 90's bleep techno from Sheffield, Maximum Joy/ESG/Konk, and a
lot of one-off records. For instance, I might mix "Crazy Train"
(Ozzy) or "Steppin Out" (Joe Jackson) into a ghetto house (they are
the same tempo) relieve the monotony that raw drum machine and dirty
vocals can create. Beatmatching is crucial to my getting away with
some of what I mix. If I had to mix one or two genres all night, I
would get bored and restless and, worse, dj'ing starts to feel like
a job. I can tackle that at Holocene, though, because I feel like I
am giving back (commercially) to a club that supports some very
non-commercial music. Sometimes I'll bring my electronic drumpad to
play percussion solos into the dj'ing since it makes the dj'ing more
interesting. I get restless while listening to music at home, too,
if I don't close my eyes while listening."

[Recess]

There will be an extra Mackie 1801 in the BASSment this Saturday night!

...and the beat goes BOOM, BOOM-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM...

[swank]

Originally posted by Bootyliberation
Like this one?

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good lord.

[Recess]

Originally posted by swank
good lord.

Sick, perverted people.

[scratchmaster]

Bump it.

[Recess]

Bump, bump, bump your ass up!

[The Tech]

Originally posted by Bootyliberation
Like this one?

http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic/15415Q7Ayh/947468.jpg


That is a nice booty.....Bump for BrokenWindow

[Recess]

Originally posted by The Tech
That is a nice booty.....Bump for BrokenWindow

Geez...what about that sexy hand with the sharpie. I get NO love!

[scratchmaster]

Originally posted by Recess
Geez...what about that sexy hand with the sharpie. I get NO love!


Dude, I'm still mad. You weren't supposed to put that Sharpie in my butt. That hurt. You said you'd only write on it. Bitch.