Shank Is my new boyfriend

[Skwerl]

http://myspace-862.vo.llnwd.net/01265/26/82/1265682862_l.jpg

[BillCosby]

It's so cute to see you guys finally happy now. It's amazing how E can bring two people together!! I'm glad I was able to capture this moment, however, I wish I was able to find my phone in the morning, you two spooning was adorable!!
i wish you two the best of luck and fun!
yipppeeee:D :D :D :D

[Charlie Deep]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6717/photoaugfeat8dmd3.jpg

[xshank667x]

You guys are such fucking assholes!!! I'm gonna light both of you on fire!!! Mother fuckers trick me!!! and I wasnt fuckin high you dicks!

[djowns]

You can be straight edge and still smoke pole :)

[Nomad DJ]

Originally posted by djowns
You can be straight edge and still smoke pole :)

And Jessie would know, wouldn't he?

They don't call him "DJ Owns, the Pole Smoking Master™" for nothing.

[djowns]

Originally posted by Nomad DJ
And Jessie would know, wouldn't he?

They don't call him "DJ Owns, the Pole Smoking Master™" for nothing.



It's actually in the straight edge handbook, the one Shank never got apparantly har har.

[Nomad DJ]

Originally posted by djowns
It's actually in the straight edge handbook, the one Shank never got apparantly har har.

Oh, I'm sure he got the handbook.

I'd wager he used that page to roll a blunt or something...

[xshank667x]

You guys are assholes haha :D

[b-eazyy]

thats fuckin gross!

[DJ Nikon]

thats fuckin uber 1337 hawtness

toss a midget in there and watch the lube fly :cool:

[djsence]

Originally posted by b-eazyy
thats fuckin gross!

[b-eazyy]

first Dementia....now this ...... I thought i was having a rough month !


Thats about as GAYCORE as it gets!

[doodlinggirl]

hehehehehhehee......


<3 you guys!!!!

[Bonecrusher]

Gross, but comedy.

[Amberella]

Serves him RIGHT!

Straight edge....my ass!

:p

[BillCosby]

Originally posted by xshank667x
You guys are such fucking assholes!!! I'm gonna light both of you on fire!!! Mother fuckers trick me!!! and I wasnt fuckin high you dicks!

Oh damn! You're right, you weren't high! But maybe you shouldn't have said that, cuz then at least you would have had an excuse. Now you're just gay:p

[Skwerl]

So everyone congratulate us shank and i will be getting a place in november

if you know anyplaces that rent ohouses or somehting that would be even better

anyways let us know!!!

[b-eazyy]

still fuckin gross...

[quickster]

Originally posted by BillCosby
Oh damn! You're right, you weren't high! But maybe you shouldn't have said that, cuz then at least you would have had an excuse. Now you're just gay:p Why? Do people magically become "gay" when rolling?

[Cethe]

OHHHH SHIT!!!!

LMAO!!!!



classic gaylord

[Amberella]

What on earth was the circumstance that allowed this picture to take place?

[DJ Sexz]

i would say lots of beer and not enough girls

[Cethe]

"....is a 6 pack away from gay"

[quickster]

Originally posted by DJ Sexz
i would say lots of beer and not enough girls Yea.....I heard it is qutie the octoberfest over at mr. squirlz pad, im sure thats teh way he likes it though. :p

[b-eazyy]

whats the difference between a mexicanshank and a gay mexicanshank>?

bout a 6 pack of corona!

[djthebandit]

Originally posted by Amberella
What on earth was the circumstance that allowed this picture to take place?

I am sure Shank was "shanked up"..... and well, we all know Screwl.

[DJ Sexz]

Originally posted by jungle_slut
Yea.....I heard it is qutie the octoberfest over at mr. squirlz pad, im sure thats teh way he likes it though. :p

Looking at the picture SURE HE DOES

[quickster]

Originally posted by DJ Sexz
Looking at the picture SURE HE DOES nope, i know so, dude lives like 3 blocks from me, ive heard many stories of that place.....unfortunatly.

[BillCosby]

K so I live here in this "oktoberfest." Basically everyone here drinks like a motherfucker, but that is about it. Shank knew what he was getting himself into, and (funny thing) continues to come back every night (for the past 4 nights actually).
So we were all drinking (Shank, Skwerl and I) and Skwerl sat by him and Shank decided to cuddle Skwerl and stick out his tongue in a suggestive manner. They say to take a picture so I get out my camera phone and focus and take a picture. Shank had plenty of time to stop it, were he to have been supposedly "attacked" or taken advantage of. But no, he sat there and was all into it. He in no way tried to stop us for doing this to him, so he can't use that excuse!
By the way.......
Ask him about his moving in with Skwerl. I bet you he won't deny it.
Seriously, ask him.............;)

[quickster]

bwahahaha, he told me that swerl jumped into his lapped, see i thought that wa a little too far fetch, i mean COME ON!!!! adams got his tongue out too!!!!!!!

[DJ Sexz]

Shank and Skwerl Gone Far Wild

[ElectroXicution]

Originally posted by djowns
You can be straight edge and still smoke pole :)

Holy shit man, that is like, the quote of the year.. hahahahaha!

[xshank667x]

You're all going to hell.

[ElectroXicution]

No way bitch! I'm a good little Catholic. ):<

[BillCosby]

God shank you're such a whore

[quickster]

http://myspace-862.vo.llnwd.net/01265/26/82/1265682862_l.jpg

[ElectroXicution]

Double bump.

[Kore (P.I.)]

Originally posted by b-eazyy
thats fuckin gross!

Originally posted by b-eazyy
about as GAYCORE as it gets

Originally posted by b-eazyy
still fucking gross...

i sense a little homophobia... you know what they say . . . It's ok Beck, there's a whole community of people just like you, Boys who like boys, girls who like girls, women who like donkeys, midgets who like robots.. I guess I just don't think anything is that disgusting anymore.

[djthebandit]

Originally posted by Kore (P.I.)
i sense a little homophobia...

Dude.... you sound like the chick from "team america" LOL

[Kore (P.I.)]

Originally posted by djthebandit
Dude.... you sound like the chick from "team america" LOL

it took me a minute to type this cuz i had to lift myself off the ground HA! good call

[b-eazyy]

Originally posted by Kore (P.I.)
i sense a little homophobia... you know what they say . . . It's ok Beck, there's a whole community of people just like you, Boys who like boys, girls who like girls, women who like donkeys, midgets who like robots.. I guess I just don't think anything is that disgusting anymore.


so what your saying is you like seeing shank and skwerl holding each other.....its got nothing do to with gay folk....but come on, shank and skwerl, its shank and skwerl , dude, its gross

[djsence]

Originally posted by b-eazyy
so what your saying is you like seeing shank and skwerl holding each other.....its got nothing do to with gay folk....but come on, shank and skwerl, its shank and skwerl , dude, its gross


^^
Quote of the year

[Bonecrusher]

comedy :)

[*LyNnZ*]

Thats hott..... ;)

[bgirl503]

yeah like this is the first time guys have used nwtekno to vent their homo erotic tendencies.......

*yawns*

[ElectroXicution]

Ahahahaha! This is probably the best thread NW Tekno has ever seen...

[burnt]

:D

[BillCosby]

Best Thread Ever......

Shank keeps threatening violence on me, which makes this all the more entertaining for me! I told him to watch out cuz if I catch him again he's pretty much gonna be a homo as far as nwtekno is concerned.;) ;) ;)

This definately has to be bumped on a regular basis just to remind him of his fun little night

[*LyNnZ*]

wtf did the pic change?!? lol

[quickster]

Originally posted by *LyNnZ*
wtf did the pic change?!? lol no.....adams gay.



BUMP!!!!!

[BillCosby]

The picture could change......if I catch Adam in another compromising position.

Stay tuned for more incriminating evidence.;) :cool:

[*LyNnZ*]

Lolz i swear there was another one wit those 2 kissing!?!
:confused:

[xshank667x]

Christ you guys are assholes!

[Kore (P.I.)]

Originally posted by b-eazyy
so what your saying is you like seeing shank and skwerl holding each other.....its got nothing do to with gay folk....but come on, shank and skwerl, its shank and skwerl , dude, its gross

You know, I'm seeing this in a whole new light. Thanks B-BrownEye:D

[quickster]

Originally posted by xshank667x
Christ you guys are assholes! adam i know that you love it. wub you ;)

[xshank667x]

I'll love you with a soldering iron to the face ;)

[quickster]

BUMP!!!!!!!

[Spun DJ Academy]

Originally posted by jungle_slut
BUMP!!!!!!!

LoL

[BillCosby]

Bumpity bump bump!

Now seriously Adam. The fact that you could even perform such an act with little to no thought as to what we would do with the evidence. You have no one to blame but yourself!

By the way. I'm sorry we lost you at Silverado last night. We got a little carried away at the bar, but don't worry, we'll take you again soon!
You almost took that dancer home! If only he didn't have a boyfriend;)

[Spun DJ Academy]

Originally posted by BillCosby
Bumpity bump bump!

Now seriously Adam. The fact that you could even perform such an act with little to no thought as to what we would do with the evidence. You have no one to blame but yourself!

By the way. I'm sorry we lost you at Silverado last night. We got a little carried away at the bar, but don't worry, we'll take you again soon!
You almost took that dancer home! If only he didn't have a boyfriend;)

BTW... DId you notice his hand?

[xshank667x]

Originally posted by BillCosby
Bumpity bump bump!

Now seriously Adam. The fact that you could even perform such an act with little to no thought as to what we would do with the evidence. You have no one to blame but yourself!

By the way. I'm sorry we lost you at Silverado last night. We got a little carried away at the bar, but don't worry, we'll take you again soon!
You almost took that dancer home! If only he didn't have a boyfriend;)

You asshole Jodi. I was at home all night last night packing, since I'm moving. Fucker.

[BillCosby]

Totally had to bump this one. It's been too long, and I think Shank is getting lonely.
He's almost forgotten about the love they once shared........

[burnt]

he said he was gonna come kick it tonight and bring me beer. dude owes me beer. but nooooo - no, he flakes. probably home, crying himself to sleep in his pillow, heartbroken and wishing he was back-broken over his homeboy...... pathetic!






;)

[quickster]

yea he has my clippers too, bring back my clippers foo! my face hair needs a trimming before thanksgiving!

[xshank667x]

Originally posted by jungle_slut
yea he has my clippers too, bring back my clippers foo! my face hair needs a trimming before thanksgiving!

I'll swing them by tonight.

[Amberella]

Originally posted by xshank667x
I'll swing them by tonight.

Hey! Pay Kevin! :p

[xshank667x]

Originally posted by Amberella
Hey! Pay Kevin! :p

HEY...having only a part time job and tryin to pay fines to keep myself out of jail is my number one priority at the moment...cuz if I go to jail...then no one gets anything ;)

[Amberella]

Originally posted by xshank667x
HEY...having only a part time job and tryin to pay fines to keep myself out of jail is my number one priority at the moment...cuz if I go to jail...then no one gets anything ;)

Did anybody hear that sympathy violin music? I swear I heard something just now...

;)

[djsence]

Originally posted by Bonecrusher
i want to ram shank in the pooper!

will someone please hook it up

i'm in some serious need of sum good butt lovin!

dude i just got a new umbrella.

Lets go to his place and get him drunk, take his money, then ram him in teh pooper!

[djsence]

no

but u can come over and smoke a bowl of weeed

[djsence]

Beck you are funny!

[b-eazyy]

say uh?

[djsence]

Originally posted by b-eazyy
say uh?

yea YOU!

[xshank667x]

Fuck all of you!

[Bonecrusher]

Originally posted by b-eazyy
say uh?
I have been nice so far at work, and logged you out. its on;)

[quickster]

Originally posted by xshank667x
I'll swing them by tonight. Thanks for bringin me my clippers.

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by Kore (P.I.)
it took me a minute to type this cuz i had to lift myself off the ground HA! good call


Kore? Wait....BROTHER?????? :eek:

[dislocatedlogic]

And the plot thickens.

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by xshank667x
Fuck all of you!

I got your back....wait. NO I don't. I mean um....um...IM NOT GAY!

[pretylc]

Originally posted by ***DRUKORE***
I got your back....wait. NO I don't. I mean um....um...IM NOT GAY!


That's not what I heard.




:p

[AJ Red Cube]

this is so random

Beck likes to give it to bone crusher

shank and skwerel

who else

[b-eazyy]

Originally posted by AJ Red Cube
this is so random

I like to give it to bone crusher

shank and skwerel at the same time!

who else is down for jumpin on my gay train to no where? show sum luv for the fat guy!>

[Spun DJ Academy]

I think this is one of my favorite threads!

[djsence]

gey train
chooo choo chooo

[b-eazyy]

you said GEY! hahahahahaha

[AJ Red Cube]

Originally posted by b-eazyy

I'm beck and I can quote people and then change what they say.


Dude I remember when that was fucking cool in IRC. You'd do a line break and then format it so it looked like it was a new line someone else was typing


Oh wait it wasn't fucking cool then...Beck likes it in the butt. Beck is king of buttsecs

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10874/troll.jpg

[b-eazyy]

thats pretty funny gayJ

[xshank667x]

Originally posted by Spun DJ Academy
I think this is one of my favorite threads!

Well I'm glad I can give you assholes a laugh haha ;)

[xshank667x]

Originally posted by ***DRUKORE***
I got your back....wait. NO I don't. I mean um....um...IM NOT GAY!

Good to know haha~!

[BillCosby]

Originally posted by xshank667x
Well I'm glad I can give you assholes a laugh haha ;)

you and your constant talk of assholes......

always about you and your assholes.....

if it wasn't for them, this thread would never have come to be. And your true self may never have been revealed to the rest of the nwtekno community.

It's okay you know. We don't judge here....

[BillCosby]

Originally posted by Spun DJ Academy
I think this is one of my favorite threads!

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/DGV/DGV320/427096.jpg

"Skwerl honey could you hand me the soap!" "Of course Adam, unless you want to pick it up for me....."

[xshank667x]

^

I'm gonna blow up your car jodi haha

[DJ DAMIEN D]

http://www.radicalruss.net/blog/images/gay-black-jewish-klan.jpg
It's cool bro.

[Skwerl]

okay so like iknow you all think this is a big joke or
something but really shank is an amazing man

and you may not know this but its hard to come out to your friends when your in love with a man for the first time!!!!

so i just wish you would let shank & i continue our love and give us nothing but your blessings!!!

[+*missdefy*+]

you guys have my blessing. i miss when you were on 'the other team' tho adam:)

[Adam Sin]

Originally posted by djowns
You can be straight edge and still smoke pole :)


BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i laughed so hard i farted

[quickster]

adams so gay.

[DJ DAMIEN D]

Adam is a homosexual
Once there was a boy named Adam. He was 9 years old.
Adam had a dog named Patches. Patches slept in a doghouse beneath Adam's bedroom window.
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One night, Patches couldn't sleep. He smelled a scary smell. "Bow-wow-wow!" barked Patches. "Bow-wow-wow! Bow-wow-wow! Bow-wow-wow! Bow-wow-wow!"
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Adam threw open the window. "Oh, no!" he cried. "The house is on fire! Mother! Father!"
Adam felt the door as he learned at school. The door was hot, so Adam stayed in his room and yelled for help from his window.
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A big strong fireman came up on a ladder and carried Adam to safety. Adam hid his face against the fireman's uniform until they were safe on the ground. Adam was very glad to see that his whole family was safe.
"That's a good dog you have," said the fireman. "He saved your family! And we got here in time, so your house is barely damaged."
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The next night, Adam couldn't sleep. He thought about the fireman. He thought about how warm and muscular the fireman had felt through his uniform. He remembered the smell of smoke mixed with the fireman's sweat.
Remembering the fireman gave Adam a funny feeling. He wished he could be together with the fireman again.
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The next day, Adam talked to his sister Sue. "I think I want to marry a fireman when I grow up," said Adam.
Sue gave Adam a strange look. "Boys don't marry boys!" she exclaimed. Then she ran off and told all the other children that her brother wanted to marry a fireman.
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Adam went and talked to his mother. "I think I want to marry a fireman when I grow up," he said.
Mother laughed uncomfortably. "What a funny idea, Adam!" she said. "What will the neighbors think if they hear about this?"
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Adam decided that maybe his father would understand how he felt. "Father," said Adam. "Did you ever wish that the house would catch on fire again so that a fireman can rescue you? And did you ever wish he'd take off all your clothes?"
Father gave Adam a strange look. "No, I can't say that I did," said Father.
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[DJ DAMIEN D]

The real shocker came at dinner that night. "I wish a fireman would take off all his clothes and sleep with me in my bed," said Adam. "And I wish he would put a dog leash on me."
Mother nearly choked on her tomato aspic. "Eat your dinner, Adam," said Mother. "And be quiet."
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When Adam went to bed, his mother came to tuck him in. "Now, Adam, there's something I want you to remember," she said. "Don't play with yourself, or you'll go blind."
"Okay, mom," said Adam. He wondered if he could just do it until he needed glasses.
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After Adam was in bed, Mother and Father talked things over.
"I think Adam may be a homosexual," said Father.
"It certainly seems that way," said Mother. "What ever can we do about it?"
"I think we should have a talk with him and put the fear of God in him," said Father.
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The next morning, Mother and Father had a talk with Adam.
"No son of mine is going to be a homosexual!" said Father. "God says it's bad. If you don't give up this fireman business, we'll kick you out of the house!"
Adam burst into tears.
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Mother talked to Mrs. Brown to see if she had any advice. "I think my little Adam may be a homosexual," said Mother. "I just don't know what to do."
Mrs. Brown's eyes grew wide. A homosexual! Mrs. Brown ran away shrieking. Soon, Mother learned that she had been un-invited from Mrs. Brown's Tupperware party.
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When Adam went to school that day, all the other children ran away from him. "Ewww!" they said. "We don't want to play with a homosexual! We'll get gay germs!"
Adam stood behind and tried not to cry.
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Adam was so confused that he decided to call the police to ask for help. "Officer Plotchnik speaking," said the policeman.
"Hello, my name is Adam White," said Adam. "I'm 9 years old. Everybody hates me because I want to marry a fireman, and they say I'm a homosexual. What should I do?"
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"Well, Adam," said Officer Plotchnik. "You'd better not put your wee-wee in any other boys mouths or bottoms, or you'll go to jail. Sodomy is a crime in this state, you know."
Adam hung up the phone, more confused and depressed than ever. "What am I to do?" he asked himself.
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[DJ DAMIEN D]

After thinking it over, Adam decided to run away to find a place where people would understand him. "Come on, Patches," he said to his dog. "We're running away!" He packed some peanut butter sandwiches for himself and some dog food for Patches. Then he took Patches with him and ran away to a park.
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In the park, Adam met a man. "Hello, little boy," said the man. "How would you like some ice cream?"
Adam knew exactly what the man was after. Maybe this was his big chance! "Have you a fireman uniform?" asked Adam.
"No, I'm afraid I haven't," said the man.
"Oh," said Adam, disappointed. Then he kicked the man in the balls to show him what he thought of child molesters.
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Adam ran all the way home with Patches. Then he cried and cried.
"Oh, Patches," he said. "There seems to be nowhere to turn. I think I should end it all and kill myself."
He looked sadly at Patches. "But I'm too scared to die alone. Let's make a suicide pact, Patches! How does that sound?"
Patches licked Adam on the nose. Adam took that to mean yes, so he carried Patches outside.
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Adam sadly carried Patches to the sidewalk. They waited for a car to come by. Soon, a driver came speeding around the bend.

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With Patches in his arms, Adam jumped in front of an approaching car. The car screeched to a stop just in time. The driver jumped out of the car. "Goodness gracious, young man!" said the driver. "Why did you jump in front of my car?"
"I was trying to kill myself because I'm a homosexual, and all my family and the other kids and the police and everyone hate me," said Adam.
"Don't kill yourself!" said the driver. "Call the Gay Hotline! They can help you!" He gave Adam a card with a phone number, and then got in his car and drove away
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Adam nervously dialed the number. "Hello, Gay Hotline?" he said. "My name is Adam White. I'm 9 years old. I'm a homosexual, and I want to marry a fireman. Everybody hates me because I'm a homosexual: Mother, Father, sister Sue, Officer Plotchnik, and all the kids at school. I tried to run away but a man tried to buy me ice cream, and I kicked him in the balls. I tried to kill myself but the driver stopped and gave me your number. What should I do?"

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"What you need is a good family psychiatrist!" said the man on the Gay Hotline. "Here's a number for you." He gave Adam the number.
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"Can we go to a family psych--- psych--- head shrinker, Mother?" asked Adam. "I have the number for a good one."
Mother thought, "Maybe this will get those perverted homosexual thoughts out of little Adam's head." She said, "All right, Adam."
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[DJ DAMIEN D]

"Hello, folks, I'm Dr. Goldenberg," said the psychiatrist. "What seems to be the problem?"
"We're here because our little son Adam seems to be a-- homosexual!" said Mother.
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"Not to worry, folks. Being gay is a perfectly normal variation of human sexuality," said Dr. Goldenberg. "The best thing you can do is to accept Adam for who he is."
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At home, Mother and Father talked it over. "Maybe we were too hasty to judge the boy," said Father.
"Maybe so," said Mother. "All right, let's talk to him."
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Father told Adam, "Adam, your mother and I have decided to accept you just as you are. We're proud of our gay son."
Adam's face lit up. He was very glad.
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"Guess what, Patches?" cried Adam. "Mother and Father say they're going to accept me just as I am!"
Patches jumped and barked joyfully.
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Adam became a gay rights activist and gave consciousness raising talks to his classmates.
"And by using a condom or dental dam every time you have sex, you can greatly reduce your chances of contracting HIV!" said Adam.
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Adam's parents became avid readers of the P-FLAG newsletter.
"Who needs a Tupperware party when we have all these P-FLAG meetings to go to?" remarked Mother.
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Adam's family tried to accept his kinkier interests. "Father, will you buy me that leash for my birthday?"
"But Patches already has a leash," said Father.
"I didn't want it for Patches," said Adam.
Father chuckled uncomfortably.
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Adam's family even helped set him up with a good boyfriend.
"What about this one, Father?" asked Sue. "10-year-old boy into fireman uniforms and bondage. Usually top but versatile. Is Adam a top or a bottom, Father?"
"I think he's a bottom," said Father. "This looks like a good match for Adam."
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Adam was very glad that his family accepted him. He lived happily ever after.
THE END
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[burnt]

YAY!!!!11

[quickster]

oh man, this is great.

[xshank667x]

OH my god that's so fucked up! fuck you damien!!!!!

[xshank667x]

I actually have nothing to say...I'm so....wow...wtf!!!!

[dislocatedlogic]

I'm so glad we found that site.
Google searches ROCK! LOL

[xshank667x]

You're burning in hell sarah :( haha

[BillCosby]

Originally posted by DJ DAMIEN D
"Hello, folks, I'm Dr. Goldenberg," said the psychiatrist. "What seems to be the problem?"
"We're here because our little son Adam seems to be a-- homosexual!" said Mother.
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"Not to worry, folks. Being gay is a perfectly normal variation of human sexuality," said Dr. Goldenberg. "The best thing you can do is to accept Adam for who he is."
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At home, Mother and Father talked it over. "Maybe we were too hasty to judge the boy," said Father.
"Maybe so," said Mother. "All right, let's talk to him."
http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/rusty/z3.jpg
Father told Adam, "Adam, your mother and I have decided to accept you just as you are. We're proud of our gay son."
Adam's face lit up. He was very glad.
http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/rusty/z4.jpg
"Guess what, Patches?" cried Adam. "Mother and Father say they're going to accept me just as I am!"
Patches jumped and barked joyfully.
http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/rusty/z5.jpg
Adam became a gay rights activist and gave consciousness raising talks to his classmates.
"And by using a condom or dental dam every time you have sex, you can greatly reduce your chances of contracting HIV!" said Adam.
http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/rusty/z9.jpg
Adam's parents became avid readers of the P-FLAG newsletter.
"Who needs a Tupperware party when we have all these P-FLAG meetings to go to?" remarked Mother.
http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/rusty/z6.jpg
Adam's family tried to accept his kinkier interests. "Father, will you buy me that leash for my birthday?"
"But Patches already has a leash," said Father.
"I didn't want it for Patches," said Adam.
Father chuckled uncomfortably.
http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/rusty/z7.jpg
Adam's family even helped set him up with a good boyfriend.
"What about this one, Father?" asked Sue. "10-year-old boy into fireman uniforms and bondage. Usually top but versatile. Is Adam a top or a bottom, Father?"
"I think he's a bottom," said Father. "This looks like a good match for Adam."
http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/rusty/z8.jpg
Adam was very glad that his family accepted him. He lived happily ever after.
THE END
http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/rusty/a.jpg

HAHAHA!
WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER!!!!
EMBRACE YOUR SECRET ADAM, NO ONE HERE JUDGES YOU.

IF YOU WANT I CAN LIGHT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE SO A HANDSOME FIREFIGHTER CAN COME SWEEP YOU OUT OF YOUR BED TO "SAFETY......"

[dislocatedlogic]

Originally posted by xshank667x
You're burning in hell sarah :( haha

Oh, yeah. And it's going to be HOT! :D

[quickster]

for that 3am call lastnight to tell me that gabber was better then dnb.

[Amberella]

How about a *B*U*M*P* for Paying Kevin?

Paying Kevin rocks.

PAY KEVIN!

:)

[xshank667x]

Originally posted by jungle_slut
for that 3am call lastnight to tell me that gabber was better then dnb.

The truth hurts :)

[xshank667x]

Originally posted by Amberella
How about a *B*U*M*P* for Paying Kevin?

Paying Kevin rocks.

PAY KEVIN!

:)

Ya know that I know...bugging me isnt gonna make me able to do it any faster. I havent forgotten.

[burnt]

hey Adam.

get the fuck over here. wash your clothes. eat my food. bring that pack of cigarettes.

ya damn homo.

[lisam]

you know what sucks...


when you're drunk at 3am and forget to drunk dial, or worse, drunk text those people who are not by your side at that drunken moment. doing so is a sin (imo), you are depriving friends of therapeudic, side splitting entertainment that may also be used as future blackmail/humiliation.

this is your friendly bloody psa for those who drink and use cellphones.


oooh speaking of psa. i have a ps.

i played matchmaker with homos and they kissed!!! winner!! i just had to say it so that in case karma wasn't paying attention yesterday, it will now be noted and credited to my karma account. i need it, seriously.

[DJ DAMIEN D]

I'm so horny now.
can't wait to fuck and maybe a blown out meat flower will happen?

[Amberella]

Originally posted by xshank667x
Ya know that I know...bugging me isnt gonna make me able to do it any faster. I havent forgotten.

But bugging you is so much fun...

[doodlinggirl]

Originally posted by b-eazyy
I want to stick in you so bad shank


with this from SUp.....


Originally posted by b-eazyy
its time that I come out. I like boys!!


ROFLMAO!!!!

[Saint Nick]

lol. I keeped avoiding this thread cuz I thought it was going to be lame.

Man do I feel stupid.

[doodlinggirl]

Originally posted by Saint Nick
lol. I keeped avoiding this thread cuz I thought it was going to be lame.

Man do I feel stupid.


NEVER AVOID THREADS FOR THAT REASON!!!!



you never know when you will find a gem.....

[spazmunkee]

im hella not bumping this thread

EDIT: oh, oops
are they really gay?

[quickster]

Originally posted by lisam
you know what sucks...


when you're drunk at 3am and forget to drunk dial, or worse, drunk text those people who are not by your side at that drunken moment. doing so is a sin (imo), you are depriving friends of therapeudic, side splitting entertainment that may also be used as future blackmail/humiliation.

this is your friendly bloody psa for those who drink and use cellphones.


oooh speaking of psa. i have a ps.

i played matchmaker with homos and they kissed!!! winner!! i just had to say it so that in case karma wasn't paying attention yesterday, it will now be noted and credited to my karma account. i need it, seriously. or what sucks in this case would be that i was kinda busy atm and didnt care to hear that cheesy jamacian ringtone followed by a constant beat every 10 seconds cuz he left a message as well.

[DJ DAMIEN D]

Originally posted by spazmunkee
im hella not bumping this thread

EDIT: oh, oops
are they really gay?
Does Pinocchio have wooden balls?

[DJ DAMIEN D]

http://www.roadkilltshirts.com/images/products/FONZIE_GAY-SMALL_1.jpg

[quickster]

Originally posted by DJ DAMIEN D
Does Pinocchio have wooden balls? hella wooden balls.

[BillCosby]

Originally posted by spazmunkee
im hella not bumping this thread

EDIT: oh, oops
are they really gay?

I think you have all the evidence you need my friend..... :D

[xshank667x]

Originally posted by BillCosby
I think you have all the evidence you need my friend..... :D

I could say the same for you Jodi ;)

[dislocatedlogic]

Originally posted by ***DRUKORE***
Kore? Wait....BROTHER?????? :eek:

It's true. Look what I found in his profile.
http://iam.bmezine.com/o/t/uun0yc/gc8irp-g.gif

That SCREAMS you, dude. LOL

[BillCosby]

Originally posted by xshank667x
I could say the same for you Jodi ;)

Yes, but nobody laughs when I'm gay.............

[BillCosby]

Yeah, I bumped it.

What

[Skwerl]

See Adam everyone has problems accepting there homosexual tendencies

i hope that sotry will help you in much the way you helped me find true love!

loving you always
Skwerl

[BillCosby]

well put my friend.........:cool:

[AziaNI2eD]

I never knew that's jody lmfao

[xshank667x]

Yeah that's Jodi haha

[AziaNI2eD]

Originally posted by xshank667x
Yeah that's Jodi haha

well you're gay

[xshank667x]

Originally posted by AziaNI2eD
well you're gay

apparently jodi thinks so haha

[AziaNI2eD]

Originally posted by xshank667x
apparently jodi thinks so haha

so does skwerl

and his gaydar is super accurate

[xshank667x]

haha he'd like to think that it is

[AziaNI2eD]

he found you didn't he!

[xshank667x]

FUNNY!

So what are you up to today?

[AziaNI2eD]

trying to get jody to come over and let me do dirty things. She stopped responding though

[xshank667x]

She has a tendency to do that haha

I'm doin laundry. Then I think I'm gonna go see my family. They are in town from Seattle.

[AziaNI2eD]

I even offered her comp tickets to new years. no sweet loving for me I guess :(

must be cuz I'm fat

I need to do laundry and I too have family in from Seattle (err gig harbor or some shit like that)

I call it seattle

[xshank667x]

Yeah they live in Kirkland...but up North it's all Seattle to me haha

[BillCosby]

Originally posted by AziaNI2eD
I even offered her comp tickets to new years. no sweet loving for me I guess :(

must be cuz I'm fat

I need to do laundry and I too have family in from Seattle (err gig harbor or some shit like that)

I call it seattle

No you did not. You did not offer me comp tickets. You are a liar!!! hahahahahha, I would remember that.
The rest is true, though. You are a bad, bad man!
But shank is still way gay

[burnt]

http://myspace-862.vo.llnwd.net/01265/26/82/1265682862_l.jpg

[ElectroXicution]

Originally posted by burnt
http://myspace-862.vo.llnwd.net/01265/26/82/1265682862_l.jpg

Wow, HOT couple!

[puddles]

;)?

[quickster]

Originally posted by burnt
http://myspace-862.vo.llnwd.net/01265/26/82/1265682862_l.jpg

[burnt]

a little birthday bump for the man of the hour

[Tachie]

Originally posted by Skwerl
http://myspace-862.vo.llnwd.net/01265/26/82/1265682862_l.jpg


omg omg omg

[Homatek]

Ya....bring it back!

[*LyNnZ*]

bawahaha

there needs to be new pix ;)

[Tachie]

I think I need to put that picture on my myspace page lol

[xshank667x]

To bad I have to accept comments.

[Tachie]

I said my myspace lol not yours

[Tachie]

i think we need to edit this to have elroys face in it with adam lol

[*LyNnZ*]

dude i swear to go there was a pic of adam kissing him or some other guy

they had it posted like a year ago

im not crazy i rember it

i should have quoted it damnit...

**not kissing put like a peck on the lips lol

[xshank667x]

Yeah, you're imagining things again.

[meeotch]

Originally posted by Tachie
i think we need to edit this to have elroys face in it with adam lol

We? Is there a mouse in your pocket?

[xshank667x]

Mr. Burns-Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket.

Smithers-Yes sir, I know.

[*LyNnZ*]

http://myspace-862.vo.llnwd.net/01265/26/82/1265682862_l.jpg
it needs to be on pg.9 lol

[sass.bot]

buahahahaha.

what's funny is i actually know skwerl's uh, IRL boifriend:p

[Tachie]

Originally posted by sass.bot
buahahahaha.

what's funny is i actually know skwerl's uh, IRL boifriend:p

lol thats awesome. We need more pictures like this! haha

[djsence]

top this one!

[Headie]

instant fucking classic

[.-=PSYLON=-.]

This thread really needs to be a sticky. :D

[Cethe]

amazingly epic!!

[burnt]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p300/djburnt/cheeky_monkey.gif

[AliciaisAlwaysPimpin]

duuuude. lol. the tongue is so gross!!

[Joshua Rominger]

that guy played on MY decks




(arming Lysol can)

[DJPr1ncess]

LOL

[Russell]

Originally posted by burnt
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p300/djburnt/cheeky_monkey.gif

Ha ha... :p

[Shadey]

Shank you sonafabitch!
And to think, I sent you pics of my hot cherry pie!