Who was your the most stupid roomate you ever had?

[Headphones Dude]

I've been so busy working, I don't post a whole lot anymore, but I've been through some drama with a roomate who didn't stay more than 2 weeks before I knew he just HAD to get the fuck out of my place.

Story goes like this. I'm at work, chilling in the lobby, playing some Castlevania DS, when this guy asks me what I'm playing. I told him. He had a southern accent, and he asks me if I play Pokemon. I told him I did, but I was having some trouble beating one of the gyms, and he lit up and said "I'm going to be your new best friend!!". His name was Justin. He had practicly just arrived from Alabama, and he asked me a bunch of questions about working at Nintendo, and I told him that there was overtime going on, because we were going to be ultra busy with the Wii this holiday season. He seamed pretty stoked about it. I finished my game and clocked into work.

Saw him the next day at the Nintendo store. (The one we all get a discount in) He told me my job just gave him an advance on his check, and he was there buying a Gameboy and a Pokemon game. He didn't have enough for his game, and I was in a pretty good mood, so I floated him $20 bucks to help him out. He said he'd pay me back. He asked me what I was doing after work, and I said going home. He asked if he could hang out, and I said OK. We got off of work, and we're taking the bus home, and he asks if he could maybe stay the night, and I said "Uh, I guess so...". He was thrilled to hear that, because he was basicly living out of his backback, and didn't really want to stay in the shelter downtown again. I almost was where he was once, so I understood. But then he sorta took it to the next step. He was asking if he could maybe stay for a few days....That was sorta more than I was bargaining for, but I didn't see why not. I have a spare room that I just use for storage (But I do pay rent for), and it just happens to have a bed (That isn't mine), so I'm sure he was pretty happy this was all falling into his lap.

My roomates liked him, and he had permission to stay, but I let them know, that this MIGHT be more pernament, since I felt bad for him. I just figured "If he pays half of my room's rent, then I can have more money in my pocket for bills and whatever....". I saw in him that he had the desire to work hard, he didn't smoke weed or drink (That in and of itself wouldn't have bothered me, as long as he was responsible). But the only stupid mistake he made (so far), was buying that damn gameboy and Pokemon game. Now that he was short on cash, he needed more money out of me that weekend. So I gave in and helped him out with some more bus money, and helped him get some groceries or whatever. I forgot to mention, our landlord is a slumlord, so any extra people who stay in our cozy 3 bedroom needs to pay an extra $60 bucks.

Now, here's the kicker. The following events happened....

1. Monday-We went to work, and went home. So far so good right?

2. Tuesday- In the 5001 bldg he works in (The Warehouse), he had gotten motion sickness from working on the assembly line before first break!!! He was in the lobby waiting for me telling me "Oh man, I don't feel very good. I almost passed out. I want to go home...". He was basicly there, because he didn't have a key, and wanted to know if I would help him get back inside. I asked if he'd try to stick it out until lunch or something and went back to work, without giving him my key. When I got off for lunch, he had already left. I had really started to think something was just not right about this guy. I even asked my boss if she was not sure if he should be working here, or living with me and she said "What you do on your own time is your responsiblity.." as she walked away. Meaning she wasn't really going to give me any advice about him....I get home, and he was there in my room playing Pokemon (what else?), and telling me "OH I think I feel better enough to go to work today....". I just figured he just had a cruddy day and left it at that.

3. Wendsday- He was given a job where he didn't have to stand or work on the assembly line. He got a sit down job. But he didn't even make it to first break. He didn't like the job he was assigned, and according to him, he asked if it was okay to go across the street and talk to my boss. They said okay...But what REALLY happened was, he didn't like what they assigned him, and basicly walked off the job. My boss came up to me and asked to see me in private. She said that "Justin has walked off the job, and I've already gotten an e-mail saying that we can't re-assign him...You should go talk to him because he's waiting in the lobby....". Now my jaw has dropped, because I had no idea what I had gotten myself into by letting him stay with me. I go in the lobby, and I told him "You know, you just screwed up one of the easiest jobs out there. What the hell are you going to do now about the money you owe me?" He told me he'd go look for a job. I said my girlfriend and roomates should be home, but that's exactly what he needs to do. At first break I called my gf, told him the situation, and also told her to tell him NOT to be in my room playing gameboy.

At Lunch I called again, and she said he was home, but was in my room and wouldn't come out. I knew EXACTLY what he wasn't doing. I was starting to get really pissed off, and I thought it was maybe just time to tell him to leave. But when I got home, he told me my temp agency had another assignment for him, and that he would have me paid before the end of the week.

4. Thursday- I went to work, but Justin didn't do shit I came to find out. He had an appointment with my agency, but didn't show up for it, and had never had an assignment at all. He was lying to me. I knew, because I called the office to confirm every detail he told me. I also come to find, his check was sent to ALABAMA!!! Because when he signed up, he didn't have any washington address to have his check sent to, so he filled in his old one for his application! (What a idiot!!!) I came home, and he started going on and on about how this wasn't his fault, because he wanted his checks sent to work in the first place, yadda yadda....He didn't go to his job because it would have taken 2 weeks to get paid again, and he thought it was better to go get a job at the Millionair's club. He was going to monday, because you can't sign up for it on friday. I knew he was pretty much right about the club's rules, and told him, he had better stick to this plan. But I also told him he better go pawn his gameboy. He told me "That's not an option....". I told him "OH no, I'm afraid it is...Because I'm not giving you a penny to help you out with bus money or food, so you're on your own pal....".

5. Friday-Besides me going to work, and complaining to all my co-workers, nothing much happened, but I pretty much knew, something had to be done, and soon.

[Headphones Dude]

6. Saturday, he decided to sign up with LaborWorks up on Roosevelt, and they had a job if he'd hurry up and get his paperwork filled out. It was due to end at 5pm (we were there noonish), but he figured 3 hours was better than nothing. I agreed. But the problem was, I had to help him find the place. We got a little lost (kinda my fault), but he got to his job. I told him me and my gf were due to go to Word Of Mouth that night, so he'd either see me or he wouldn't. He got home before we left, and he was all happy that his plan seemed to be working on paying me the money he owed me.

7. Sunday, when we got back from WOM, I come to hear from my roomate that Justin had went to the hospital. I had just walked in the door frying off acid, and I just couldn't believe it. I can't go to a party without HIM ending up in the hospital? I just lost it. I started gathering all his belongings in a paperbag, and proceeded to put them on our porch. I told my gf, and my roomates I was throwing him out. I only lost $110 out of the guy, so no big deal.....

He didn't return until Monday, but I didn't want to talk to him, told him to get his stuff and get the fuck out before I called the cops. He did and that was that. But then friday I joked around with a co-worker about the whole situation and I made the joke "Yeah, imagine Justin holding up a sign saying "Homeless, hungry, broke. Will play Pokemon for food...". It hit me, I oughta draw that up!!! So I grabbed a piece of paper and drew poor ol' Justin doing just that. I handed it to my boss who was sorta busy helping other people, but she saw it and sorta smiled, but guess who was standing a few feet behind her?? Justin!! (OH snap!!) I saw him and bolted back to my work area! Screw 2nd break! I wasn't going to talk to him...He was there to pick up his check....


Now here's the funny bit. He thought work ripped him off, and had "Discriminated against him" for him having a medical condition. But he didn't even TELL them about it!!! But he kept trying to go up to my boss saying "Is my check here?". And she was starting to tell him "Look, technicly, you weren't here very long, and you technicly owe US money. So I don't have to do anything...". He got all pissy and said he'd have his lawyers and L & I go after her. She actually gave in and told him just this last friday "Look, if I just give you some money, will you promise to go away and NOT come back? Otherwise, I'll have security escort you off the property....". He understood, and both me and my boss agree, hopefully we've seen the last of him.

Things I forgot to mention about this guy....

1. Claimed to have a 4.0 gpa from the University of Alabama (Then why wasn't he doing something with it????)

2. Had 3 sisters, and a rich lawyer aunt, but had refused to contact them to ask for help. (Probably because he couldn't)

3. Was a picky eater.

4. The only music cd's he brought, were of videogame music!!!! (And he'd listen to them!!!)

5. Bragged he had a X-box 360 and a HDTV back home, but didn't sell them because they were partially paid for by one of his sisters.

6. Was a 27 year old virgin who wanted to start a family in less than 2 years, but hadn't even had a girlfriend in 5!!!

Beat this story if ya can folks....

[CuriousAlice]

i had a friend once who was living out of hotels with his girlfriend but started to run out of money for the hotels, so i let them stay with me for a few months until my brother came back from the navy. His girlfriend had a full time job paying $10 per hour so my mom had asked them to pay her 300 a month. They paid rent the first month and were pretty respectful of the things i had asked; stay out of my room when im not home, clean up after themselves, and buy their own food. after a month or so i started to come home with them in my room. my mom told me every night when she got off her 2nd full time shift she would have to clean up their mess in the kitchen. and all of our food started disappearing while i was at school and she was at work. The 2nd month they said they could only give her 50 dollars and they gave her some frozen fish their family member had caught as the rest of the payment (lucky for them my mom likes seafood). After a while i started to notice a certain traffic coming to my house...these people were selling drugs out of my mothers house! so i told them that they had to stop. another 2 months went by and all of our silverware had disappeared and they couldn't pay any rent even tho the girl was still working. At this point a explained to them that they were disrespecting my family and that between the electricity for their showers, laundry, leaving the TV on all night, and all of the food they eat that we could not afford to keep them there past the weekend if they did not pay us some rent. We felt bad that we had to send them out with nowhere to go and only a week to find a place. They packed up and left that weekend telling the whole town my mother and i were bitches for not giving them 30 days notice when my brother wold be home in 2 weeks to take the room. After they left the room was trashed and i found all of the silverware between the bed and the wall and they had drawn all over the bedroom walls. They had also stolen a few things from me i had let them use. when i asked for them back they just said "shit happens"

Then there was ryan...he started staying with me in my bedroom on the bottom bunk for maybe 3 months. At first it was a lot of fun and we would hang out and laugh and get drunk. I had a few other people staying in the room with me at the time and the place got quite messy, ryan never wanted to clean. everyone else in the house took advantage of my address and all went out and applied for jobs to get on their feet. well all but ryan. Ryan sat on my couch and got drunk all day and even got the police called while i was out because he got drunk and fell asleep with the stereo on high. I went and got him a job with me working for my moms boss packing their office for the new building. $ days into the job he went home sick. When i got home from work ryan had left a note that he had gone to party with some girls... i thought he was sick. i decided if he wasn't home by midnight to sleep for work the next day i was locking the door. he got home at 11:55. the next day he did not show up to work because he was hung over so i told him he couldn't stay at my house anymore. he returned while i was at work the fallowing Tuesday and stole a 16' sub woofer, a $250 piece of "glass art" i had just bought, all of my porn, and my web cam. during his stay at my house he had also brought this really ugly tweeker girl i don't like into my house and screwed her on my couch...eww.

then theres gay chris, his father was an abusive marine and after seeing how his father treated him i sort of kidnapped him and had him live with me for 6 months. he started to come out more since he was not living with his father and became very needy and fond of "sugar daddys". he started telling guys who were friends of mine that if they bought me things i would like them.. thats not how i am but he wanted nice things for our room. i got mad at hom and told these people not to buy me things. he went on kind of a downward spiral on drugs and men and ended up leaving my house to go live with the party boys. 2 years later after going through rehab and orange wood he came to stay with me again to save up and get on his feet. he was extremely needy and insisted to be treated like he was staying in a fine hotel. he wanted expensive food, to sleep all day and make me be silent in the room we shared, and loved to interrupt me while i was having sex with my boyfriend. he was loud up all night slept all day drank quite a bit and cluttered by bedroom and bathroom up with clothes shoes and hair products(im kind of tomboy when it comes to that stuff). he insisted that he should not have to help clean because cleaning your own house is disgusting and degrading (but he wouldnt pay a maid to do his share). i loved him enough to let him stay 6 months until he was able to get his own apartment.

and last theres brittany. she was homeless so i let her stay in my room she was 17 and i was 18. she neglected to tell me that she was a runaway from the state and that the police would come to me looking for her later on. she liked to hit on my boyfriend a lot and tell me how cuts she thought he was and refused to get a job. i paid my mom rent and so did my boyfriend but she did not. one day when we were cleaning she refused saying " i shouldn't have to clean i don't even pay rent here" i said "your right U dont and i do" and i handed her the trash bag and sat down. she insisted on eating the most expensive food and would not cook it herself. she was also bulimic so threw up all the expensive food after i made it for her. then she would ask me how she can gain weight because she was embarrassed being so thin. when i found out she was a runaway from the local group home i told her she had to leave

i meet a lot of nice good people who seem to fall on hard times and it really sucks for them, because of theese 4 i dont trust having roomates anymore.

[quickster]

well.....im sorry for all your misfortunes, all i have to say is....you choose who you let in to your life. im hardened to feeling sorry for adults anymore, if a dude is 27 and a fuckin loser, chances are hes got a few screws lose, and his relationship would weigh too heavy for my patience. a canidate for a roomate should be treated as a really strict job interview. most people that are nice to the wrong people, get hussled. and it fuckin sucks. ive had 1 bad roomate and learned my lesson from it, i dont let people move in with me if i feel sorry for them. i dont want to be around a person that i feel sorry for that much.

[dislocatedlogic]

This is why I don't ever have roomates.

[burnt]

ugh, my roommate is *SO* annoying! he's a total IDIOT!

http://www.webundies.com/images/amnd0006bxza.jpg

GOSH!

******
maybe someday I'll post my story about Brady. that was one fucked up roommate. ok, wait, I'll post this one. just one. there's soooo many Brady stories.

ok.

so I was working all week, came home Friday with my buddy Dave, we picked up a 12 pack and he had a dub sack. the plan was to play video games and read high times. you know how we do.

my roommate Brady decides that he's gonna go "pick up chicks" at the bar. the guy's a raging dork, I mean, everyone who knew him used that exact specific word to define him. what a dork, they'd say. you friend Brady is a total dork.

so anyway - Brady comes out, primed and ready to pick up chicks.

he's wearing:
- super tight acid washed jeans with deliberate holes in the knees
- tucked into those really tall Doc Martin boots that go way up the shins
- a short sleeve t-shirt with a cute picture of a kitty cat and paws on it that says "my cat walks all over me"
- an unbuttoned um - sleeveless silk dress shirt with these various pastel colors swirled together
- a bandanna on his head with graphics of japanese letters and kittens.

he comes out, and Dave is just exhaling. looks up at him, fucking astonished, right?

Brady throws on a beat-up 60's Army fatigue jacket to complete the ensemble. turns to me and Dave, smiles and says "well...... how do I look?"

Dave's jaw drops. he's not so used to Brady. I glance up - and was already experienced enough with Brady to know what to say.

"fine."

"OK, thanks! well, wish me luck!"

"good luck, dude."

Brady leaves, and Dave says to me "dude, FINE!?! fucking... FINE!?! - what the fuck buddy..."

Brady came home shortly after midnight, plops down on the couch sighing.

"what's wrong Brady?"

"dude?... the chicks in this town just... fuckin suck, man"

"yea, bro....... yea......"

:rolleyes:

[OneHundredFifty]

My most recent roommate is the stupidest one I've ever had. But I think that is mainly because she was my girlfriend before she was my roommate.

Here's a couple of the things she has done...


-She fucked some guy in MY bed while I was in Chico, at the 2006 National Yo-Yo Contest, and left all the evidence for me to find when I got home. (Stains on the sheets, lube on the nightstand, the guy's clothes on the floor, etc.)

-After calling her a tramp, whore, slut, and any other term that described her, she got butt hurt when I wouldn't take back what I said. But it's kinda hard to take it back if you meant every word. First, she tried getting me kicked off the lease. When that didn't work, she lied to the police to get a temporary restraining order against me. I've been living out of my backpack for the last couple of weeks because of this bullshit.

-She has turned several of our mutual friends against me.

-She threatened to have some of her friends come after me.

-She got in my face, saying "What are you gonna do? Hit me?", in an attempt to provoke me into getting a DV charge. All I could do was laugh at her for pulling that.

-She tried getting me arrested for stealing MY digital camera, that I paid for. She also tried to say that I came back after being served with my papers to steal it, which would've been a violation of the restraining order.


There's more than that, but I am not trying to type out a novel here. I'll just say that Michelle was the biggest mistake I have ever made in my life, and it is going to be a cold day in hell before I ever live with another broad again. If I ever get married, I plan on buying the bitch a seperate house. She can come and see me on the weekends.

[Adam Sin]

gotta love crazy bitches putting bullshit restraining orders on you lol you know i can relate :)

[DnBassics]

first, last roomates i had were named eli and marissa. i won't get into too much detail, but my boyfriend and i were in the wedding party last may.

thanksgiving weekend, when they KNEW my boyfriend was out of town, they emailed us to say that they were moving out in four days. My signature wasn't on the lease, so i felt powerless.

terrible people. karma will eat their face.

[Headphones Dude]

Justin was sorta like stepping in shit on accident. But he was a little clingy, but he had to go when he was making too many exscuses on when and how he was going to pay me. His little visit to the hospital basicly proved to me, he wasn't going to even try to earn a dime that monday-fri like he promised. So I didn't even give him any more chances. That was the best day of my life almost. I called my mom on acid, and told her the whole story. I mentioned "Mom, I totally understand what I've put you through, and why you both had to have me leave and move out.....".

I've burned some bridges here and there in my life, but they were different circumstances, and some were my fault, some weren't. But it felt good to be the one throwing the other out for once. I don't see myself having to need to do this for quite some time thank gawd....If and when I ever let somebody cozy up and crash in my pad, I better know them 110% and not just some guy or gal I met off a Greyhound bus....I don't care if they sleep in dumpsters, if I don't know them very well, they're not welcome....:o

[quickster]

Originally posted by Headphones Dude
If and when I ever let somebody cozy up and crash in my pad, I better know them 110% and not just some guy or gal I met off a Greyhound bus....I don't care if they sleep in dumpsters, if I don't know them very well, they're not welcome....:o Smart thinking.

[Kosmicdog]

When John lived with me for a brief period he left used rubbers stuck all over everything. Like the walls, the bathroom walls, under the couch, stuck in ashtrays etc., it was like a goddamn semen minefield in my house. He screwed about a billion chicks on my couch, including one who had "hug me Im a raver" written in sharpie on her backpack. She was cool because she didnt drink but always bought us lots of booze.

John is cool though. I don't reccomend him for a roomate though unless you enjoy having man-juice all over everythng you own.

[KatSauce]

We lived with this one girl named bridgette, but we called her ber-lig-erent because she was a total drunk. He dad was a lawyer and he lived in the west hills but he was also a drunk. But this ment she didnt have to have a job and could just drink all the time. She also hung out with the dirtiest of dirty hippies. These guys would come to out parties and bring nitrus tanks and just fish out on the floor and shoot up in our living room. plus they would bring their kids over maybe like 5 or 6 years old and do drugs right in front of them even let thier kids handle the drugs. Ok so this girl would come home and pass out as soon as she walked in the door leaving the door wide open. One time she was going to make a thing of ramen noodles she put the pan on the stove, turned the heat up and then passed out on the floor, we came home to the house filled with smoke and her still passed out. Another time she was fucking this dude on our couch and when she was done she walked up stairs nakkid with her new lay right behind her nakked as well to her boyfriend watching TV in thier room. Plus they left nasty used condoms all over the living room floor. She knew how to make messes but didnt know how to clean up. Damn I hated tha beeotch.

[djsence]

Originally posted by Headphones Dude
Who was your the most stupid roomate you ever had?

Sopheap Dol

[Mee-Shell]

We have a "temporary" roommate that is finally moving out next week! Here's the story:

My boyfriend and I have a 4 bedroom house that we share with our good friend Joel. He is a fabulous roommate, and is gone all the time. So at the beginning of July, he tells us that his girlfriend (that was living in Castle Rock at the time) was loosing her place, because her friend was breaking the lease and she couldn't afford the place on her own. He asked us how we felt about her staying for a few weeks, until she could get a new apartment figured out. My boyfriend is like the nicest person in the world, and would do anything for a friend, so he said yes. I told Joel that my only stipulation would be that she do the majority of the housework, since she was unemployed, and would be home all day living rent free. He said absolutely, and that she was a bigger clean freak than I am, so that sounded cool. So, the bitch moves in, and from day one... Something was just odd about her. First of all, cleaning in her mind only included doing the dishes, and her laundry. Oh hell no! I started just giving her chores, because I couldn't handle it. Not only that:
*It has been 3 and a half months (Which is more than a few weeks!)
*Not to sound too rude, but she is not very attractive, but has 8 stories a day about how many guys hit on her, and she tells you every story in detail.
*She talks more about her ex-boyfriends, and all of their children that she "used to take care of".
*She is milking Joel for every penny possible: he bought her a cheap car to get her around, he payed her 1st/last/deposit for her new apartment, co-signed so she could even get a place, he has payed for her storage unit the whole time she's been at our house, he even paid for her fucking haircut! She says that she can't get money out of the bank because she never got a debit card in the mail. Really? Who is stupid enough to believe that it takes 2 months to get a debit card in the mail?
*The girl asks to borrow everything!
*She is a fucking lush, and helps herself to my Vodka daily. Plus, the more she drinks, the louder she gets, and by the end of the night... I end up with a migraine.

The countdown begins! She is out on the 31st! Happy Halloween to me!!!

[Amberella]

I've always been really lucky and lived with people that I could stand - except when I was a minor and still lived with my mom. She and my dad split up when I was 15, and for the 3 years until I turned 18, my mom was going through all sorts of 'boo hoo I'm alone now' crises. To remedy the problem of being alone, she decided to bring homeless people into our house to stay.

I have nothing against homeless people on principle. But the douchebags my mom brought into our house stole everything that wasn't nailed down, were filthy and vile, and just all-around NOT OK for a teenage girl to be around.

In retrospect, I should have called CPS for myself. Oh well. At least I was smart and moved all my valubles to my dad's house of saftey.

[IrisSilverMoon]

Originally posted by Sparklebug
time she's been at our house, he even paid for her fucking haircut! She says that she can't get money out of the bank because she never got a debit card in the mail. Really? Who is stupid enough to believe that it takes 2 months to get a debit card in the mail?




Its actuallyl taken me close to two months to get a debit card in the mail before. There was some wierd error. but guess what? I actually called to find out what was going on after a month and the card was there two weeks later.

Did she have a problem actualyl walking into the bank to pull out money? was that too hard?

[Mee-Shell]

Good question. It's just added to her list of lies. The funny thing is, I saw a withdrawl slip from an ATM on the end table the other day. Fishy. She is a looney toon. I just can't wait to have things back to normal. She is such a little boob, that she hasn't even thanked us for letting her stay with us. After the second month, we started splitting rent 4 ways instead of 3, and of course Joel is having to pay her portion for her. I'd rather pay full price then to have her in my house another day.

If she touches my Three Olives Vodka tonight, I'm going to bitch slap her.

[Headphones Dude]

Hahaha, well good thing to know, I didn't let any of your former roomies ever move in to my crib!!! I guess some people are cool about whatever baggage/drama they bring, and some aren't. But I can sympathize with the stories. Keep em' coming...

[yewzer]

Originally posted by dislocatedlogic
This is why I don't ever have roomates.

[Nukegrrrl]

What about good roommates who occasionally do stupid things?
:D

[tr0llaccount]

Originally posted by dislocatedlogic
This is why I don't ever have roomates.

This is the correct answer.

[Headphones Dude]

Hmmmmmm. Well, why not? If you got a good roomie, who just happened to do something really stupid (Like leave the keys in their car and forget to lock it), I guess you can post a story like that we'd love to hear Nukegrrl.

But I mainly posted this as my vent for that day, but I would have posted something about it sooner, but it's always sorta hard to juggle time around the holidays, and when my workload comes and goes. (Plus all the time I TRY to play my DS/Gameboy rpgs....)

[xshank667x]

All of them have been equally retarded and jaded...that's why at the end of November my best friend and I are getting a place.

[beat<3beautiful]

tried living with a best friend-didnt work lol
best of luck to u tho-hopefully u guys can live together and still keep that close bond

[b-eazyy]

Originally posted by xshank667x
All of them have been equally retarded and jaded...that's why at the end of November my boyfriend skwerl and I are getting a place.



hahahahahahaha

[yewzer]

twelves hours after original post, i might move in with my buddy....

[OneHundredFifty]

Yesterday, in court, my ex-roommate used threats that were posted on this board as a reason for why she should be given a restraining order against me. The thing is that I didn't make these threats. In fact, I am willing to bet money that she logged in under my name and made the posts herself. She's hacked into my MySpace before, so I have reason to believe that she would do the same on NWTekno. The judge didn't want to believe my side of the story though. Before I even said a word, he was already signing the paperwork to make everything official.

But whatever. The courts gave her the restraining order. Good for her. It's not like I had any intention of ever speaking with the stupid cunt again anyways.

Oh, and I guess I "choked and hit her, leaving bruises on her neck and face" too. That's what it said in the petition for the restraining order...And as fucked up as it may sound, for all the bullshit that bitch has put me through -- especially recently -- I kinda wish that I actually did slap her around.



($5 says that she reads this very post and claims that it is a violation of the restraining order.)

[lisam]

Originally posted by OneHundredFifty
Yesterday, in court, my ex-roommate used threats that were posted on this board as a reason for why she should be given a restraining order against me. The thing is that I didn't make these threats. In fact, I am willing to bet money that she logged in under my name and made the posts herself. She's hacked into my MySpace before, so I have reason to believe that she would do the same on NWTekno. The judge didn't want to believe my side of the story though. Before I even said a word, he was already signing the paperwork to make everything official.

But whatever. The courts gave her the restraining order. Good for her. It's not like I had any intention of ever speaking with the stupid cunt again anyways.

Oh, and I guess I "choked and hit her, leaving bruises on her neck and face" too. That's what it said in the petition for the restraining order...And as fucked up as it may sound, for all the bullshit that bitch has put me through -- especially recently -- I kinda wish that I actually did slap her around.



($5 says that she reads this very post and claims that it is a violation of the restraining order.)

eh, you shouldn't sweat it. especially if you never plan on contacting her ever. and if she does things that intentionally violate the order (like contacting you), then that's on her ass. not to mention, if/when you appeal the shit, it could very well be lifted, any cunt can claim shit like that and get a judge to sign it, it's getting it enforced or keeping it in effect that is harder to do.

anyway, that's my drunken opinion. guys have it tough, if i wanted to fuck over any of my exes (especially ones with records), i could say that i felt physically threatened by them and get a judge to sign a restraining order. which is sad, because restraining orders should be only obtained when there is real, honest danger posed to the person filing the order.

having hard feelings or being jaded towards an ex is probably the stupidest reason for wasting the court's time.

[OneHundredFifty]

Originally posted by lisam
eh, you shouldn't sweat it. especially if you never plan on contacting her ever. and if she does things that intentionally violate the order (like contacting you), then that's on her ass. not to mention, if/when you appeal the shit, it could very well be lifted, any cunt can claim shit like that and get a judge to sign it, it's getting it enforced or keeping it in effect that is harder to do.

anyway, that's my drunken opinion. guys have it tough, if i wanted to fuck over any of my exes (especially ones with records), i could say that i felt physically threatened by them and get a judge to sign a restraining order. which is sad, because restraining orders should be only obtained when there is real, honest danger posed to the person filing the order.

having hard feelings or being jaded towards an ex is probably the stupidest reason for wasting the court's time.

When it was just a temporary order, she contacted me repeatedly. I made sure to bring it up in court too. The judge told me that it's not her job to not contact me. It's my job to not contact her.

Regardless, next week, I am filing a restraining order against her. Considering that she has threatened me, has posted under my name on here, and has even tried to get me arrested over fictional bullshit, I think I have grounds for her not being able to contact me.

Wish me luck.

[djsteel]

Living with a spouse is waaay better than living with drunk friends.


...anyday...

[Vixie]

Originally posted by djsteel
Living with a spouse is waaay better than living with drunk friends.


...anyday...

Mothafuckin' word.

Originally posted by Kosmicdog
I have this chunk, it looks like it is made of wood, and its sooooo psychedilcally active. I have eaten it a few times. Im starting to melt right now. You can only eat a tiny little bit, and it gives a musty citrus taste when you chew it. I just fed some to my fairly straight roommate, and kicked him outta my bedroom.

Ill report more later.

Careful...the other side will make you grow big. The giant smoking caterpillar told me so.

[StarLight]

Originally posted by Vixie
Mothafuckin' word.



Careful...the other side will make you grow big. The giant smoking caterpillar told me so.

:D AWESOME!

[!PinkPez!]

I've only had one iffy roommate so far.... my uncle. I had fun during my stay at his house. Nothing too out of the ordinary though for a 50 year old bachelor. Drinking, lots of Nascar, weird friends.... and then he got in a physical fight with our landlord. We were evicted. Yay.

I live with my boyfriend and the Government Pete now so I'm a happy camper.

[beat<3beautiful]

being pissed off at a room mate sucks. but its nothing that a little Marble Madness cant fix :) lol

[quickster]

Originally posted by djsteel
Living with a spouse is waaay better than living with drunk friends.


...anyday... werd to that! Somebodies gotta cook and clean...

[StarLight]

Originally posted by jungle_slut
werd to that! Somebodies gotta cook and clean...

Asshole ;)

[Nukegrrrl]

Originally posted by Headphones Dude
Hmmmmmm. Well, why not? If you got a good roomie, who just happened to do something really stupid (Like leave the keys in their car and forget to lock it), I guess you can post a story like that we'd love to hear Nukegrrl. On second thought, hmmmm... no. I just remembered that every person I have ever lived with, except for family and one other non-raver, is a complete and total board whore :D I will suffer vicariously through everyone else's accounts of misery instead.

Mmmmm... suffering. It's what existence is made of, you know? So let's exist freely, here...

[xshank667x]

Originally posted by b-eazyy
hahahahahahaha

You son of a bitch lol

[xshank667x]

Originally posted by beat<3beautiful
tried living with a best friend-didnt work lol
best of luck to u tho-hopefully u guys can live together and still keep that close bond

there's not a doubt in my mind that we wont. her and i have got a very special friendship that alot of people dont understand.

[Skroller]

I lived with Skwerl... I win!

[b-eazyy]

Originally posted by xshank667x
there's not a doubt in my mind that we wont. Skwerl and i have got a very special friendship that alot of people dont understand.

no we understand very clearly...you and skwerl = gay lovers


special friendship

hahahahahahahaha rightt