Britney filed for Divorce!

[Amberella]

It's true!

http://www.tmz.com/

Finally. K-Fed didn't deserve her!

[Mee-Shell]

How long until that fucker ends up on the Surreal life?!?

[pretylc]

Ha Ha! She finally does what everyone has been saying she should do.

[Mee-Shell]

But now, she's stuck with two small kids that she will let her nanny raise, while she is out partying it up and finding someone else to have babies with. Good times!!!

[dislocatedlogic]

I guess he hit her one too many times.
Wow, that was delightfully bad. LOL

[Mee-Shell]

^^ Exactly!!! HA!

[theperfectcyn]

you guys see her last night on letterman?

[B_tech]

hmmm so he popped out 2 more kids into this world and left the momma. Looks like a pattern to me.

but yes... now my herem can be complete.

[Mee-Shell]

Yup. Can you say "Plastic Surgery'???

[dislocatedlogic]

I wonder if she'll end up sueing him for the money he doesn't have for getting her fat and causing her evil empire to come crashing down?

[djthebandit]

LOL

I thought you had to work hard........

now clap your hands!

[namagem]

ironic.

when she first came out, she was all innocent, younger than me and disneyed out

now look, i feel like the innocent one

[Amberella]

Originally posted by djthebandit
LOL

I thought you had to work hard........

now clap your hands!

Hey, Erika gave me the link, I wasn't even surfing for it!

And posting about world-changing info such as this is fine, doing the gabber dance at my desk is not! :p

[bgirl503]

dude K-fed's going to be single?

i could probably pass for a chunky britney, if he was faded enough

* emails K-fed the digits *

[Nukegrrrl]

AOL/TMZ has a nifty little poll:

Is Britney better off without him?

Yes 96%
No 4%
Total Votes: 73,685

HAHAHAHAHA!

[Daniel_T]

Originally posted by theperfectcyn
you guys see her last night on letterman?


Yes I did she looked kinda hot again. Its on youtube for those of you that missed it

[B_tech]

What's really sad is that Kevin got famous AND a record deal because of HER. Hell, he's a pathetic rapper... sounds like Vanilla Ice did in the early 90s.

[spazmunkee]

i didntt read it all but it looks like britneys spears vagina is turning into a waterslide! :)
(i love you too)

[AliciaisAlwaysPimpin]

wow, because that is like, soooo important.

[bgirl503]

reading this thread makes me feel guilty like i'm doing something bad,
i get the same feeling when i watch E!

[corbettfields]

Originally posted by AliciaisAlwaysPimpin
wow, because that is like, soooo important.

better check matt for federine tendencies.. this could be you guys in a couple of years!

[Amberella]

Originally posted by bgirl503
reading this thread makes me feel guilty like i'm doing something bad,
i get the same feeling when i watch E!

How do you think I felt, posting it!

[corbettfields]

Hope she had a pre-nup!!

from bbc.co.uk


Spears, a former teen idol, has sold more than 60 million albums since her pop debut in 1998.

Her personal wealth was estimated at about $123m in 2004 by Forbes business magazine.

Federline, a rapper whose own music career has met with limited success, has two children by his former partner, TV actress Shar Jackson.

The state of Spears's and Federline's marriage has been the focus of intense media speculation for months, with repeated reports the couple were planning to divorce.

Last December, Spears's spokeswoman Leslie Sloan denied reports the pair were planning to split and that Federline was seeking a $125m divorce settlement.

[theperfectcyn]

*ahem*
i look at tmz.com more than i look at nwtekno thankuverymuch!
... where i learned miss britney has an "iron clad prenup." booyah!

[djthebandit]

Originally posted by corbettfields
better check matt for federine tendencies.. this could be you guys in a couple of years!

LOL that is fucking funny! :D

[pretylc]

Originally posted by bgirl503
reading this thread makes me feel guilty like i'm doing something bad,
i get the same feeling when i watch E!

You're not alone in that feeling.

[Jizosh]

Bummer about the prenup. Otherwise, that would be a solid move.

[filthy gorgeous]

i feel bad for her.. then i feel like a loser for feeling bad

[tr0llaccount]

fuck me, the mean iq on this board has fallen off in the last year.

[bgirl503]

oops i did it again

i read a bad thread

got lost in the flame

oh baby baby

[Daniel_T]

Originally posted by bgirl503
oops i did it again

i read a bad thread

got lost in the flame

oh baby baby

OMG I hope you didnt waste a bunch of time thinking that up.

[bgirl503]

Originally posted by Daniel_T
OMG I hope you didnt waste a bunch of time thinking that up.

i'm not that innocent

[Euro]

kfeds been too busy trying to be a wrestler in WWE... it's really sad.

[gingerballs]

Originally posted by bgirl503
reading this thread makes me feel guilty like i'm doing something bad

See that feeling gives me a hard on.

This thread and Ms Spears just make me want to jump off a cliff.

[OneHundredFifty]

My prediction:

K-Fed will be making porn within two years.

[Headphones Dude]

And more than likely, he'd be the one selling it to the highest bidder!!!

I saw this coming a loooong time ago. The media kept getting in her face asking about their marriage. If Nick and Jessica couldn't take the pressure, then it was only a matter of time before Britney broke up with the guy.

And FYI, I heard Kevin F couldn't sell out the house of Blues, so they cancelled his show!!!!:D

[corbettfields]

you think there's a "private" video coming out soon ? ;)

[Daniel_T]

Originally posted by bgirl503
i'm not that innocent

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Cedwyn]

Originally posted by Jizosh
Bummer about the prenup. Otherwise, that would be a solid move.
huh?

[bgirl503]

my roomate says k-fed is a genuis and should write a book on how to be a dead beat scum bag baby dad with no talent that mooches of rich girls and never has to lift a finger

[Nukegrrrl]

Originally posted by corbettfields
you think there's a "private" video coming out soon ? ;) The video has been around for a little while, so it's only a matter of time until K-Fed's friends get a hold of it (if they haven't already) and sell it.

[doodlinggirl]

Originally posted by B_tech
hmmm so he popped out 2 more kids into this world and left the momma. Looks like a pattern to me.




no i think thats just how long the dumb broads take to figure out that he ISNT going to change.....


:p

[theperfectcyn]

eh, change schmange ... it's all about when the ladies realize what they got is worth a lot! self-image adjustment :) all the accolades for "oops i did it again" don't mean a thing when you feel like shit about yourself. sounds like britney's down with herself now. even if she's britney spears, you can't blame a girl for realizing she's worth something. and all i know is hopefully this means jessica fucking simpson will shut the FUCK UP! easy to look at, very hard to listen to.

[theperfectcyn]

Originally posted by Nukegrrrl
The video has been around for a little while, so it's only a matter of time until K-Fed's friends get a hold of it (if they haven't already) and sell it.

supposedly a new one is on http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=60928 but you have to sign up to see and im at work ... this is apparently NSFW duh.

[doodlinggirl]

Originally posted by theperfectcyn
eh, change schmange ... it's all about when the ladies realize what they got is worth a lot! self-image adjustment :) all the accolades for "oops i did it again" don't mean a thing when you feel like shit about yourself. sounds like britney's down with herself now. even if she's britney spears, you can't blame a girl for realizing she's worth something. and all i know is hopefully this means jessica fucking simpson will shut the FUCK UP! easy to look at, very hard to listen to.


i agree there cynthia!!!!


self respect can do wonders for the body and mind......

[Amberella]

I always thought Jessica Simpson looked like a horse. I am not into chicks with strong jawlines like that.

Ashlee on the other hand - people give her shit for having plastic surgery, but boy did it make her look hotter!!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/anikaos/after.jpg

[littlelimelight]

Originally posted by Amberella
I always thought Jessica Simpson looked like a horse. I am not into chicks with strong jawlines like that.

Ashlee on the other hand - people give her shit for having plastic surgery, but boy did it make her look hotter!!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/anikaos/after.jpg

Yeah, and by the time she's 30 it will go back to the way it was unless she gets another face lift!!!

[dislocatedlogic]

I think the fact that she has some color in her face makes her look 10x better.

[bgirl503]

Originally posted by littlelimelight
Yeah, and by the time she's 30 it will go back to the way it was unless she gets another face lift!!!


she looks like sara michelle gellar int hat pic

you know buffy

i love the buffster

ashley not so much

[Daniel_T]

God I love Ashlee Simpson.

And I know its true love cause Ive seen her at her highs and lows.

[milgramShock]

fuck false idols.

both of them should have been blowjobs.

[Nomad DJ]

Originally posted by bgirl503
oops i did it again

i read a bad thread

got lost in the flame

oh baby baby

Originally posted by bgirl503
i'm not that innocent

I'd be careful... Somebody might decide to hit you one more time...

[AliciaisAlwaysPimpin]

Originally posted by corbettfields
better check matt for federine tendencies.. this could be you guys in a couple of years!


pfft, he wishes. I dont have any money! :eek:

[MO]

Originally posted by milgramShock
fuck false idols.

both of them should have been blowjobs.
what does that even mean?
and aren't you reading this thread just the same as us?

we don't idolize, were..just..interested
:p

[williowstar]

Do you people seriously give a crap about any of these people?! hahahaha. Does Britney Spears getting a divorce affect your life in any way at all? Or who is getting a nose job? I implanted balls into my arm, are you going to lose sleep over that? No.
Geez. *shakes head*

[milgramShock]

Originally posted by MO
what does that even mean?
and aren't you reading this thread just the same as us?

we don't idolize, were..just..interested
:p

false idol: talentless hacks that are payed attention to like they should be curing cancer, or something really helpful to the world. other well-known false idols: paris hilton, nicole ritche, etc.

federline has no talent and britney's voice is fabricated.

i am reading some of this thread, yes.
interested and idolizing are two different things.
i people watch all the time, but i don't go out of my way to obsess over someone considered to be a star.

i am not blaming you for looking, I just think they are worth zero time. blowjobs, both of them.

[williowstar]

Originally posted by milgramShock


i am not blaming you for looking, I just think they are worth zero time. blowjobs, both of them.

I agree!!! haaa.

[AliciaisAlwaysPimpin]

Originally posted by williowstar
Do you people seriously give a crap about any of these people?! hahahaha. Does Britney Spears getting a divorce affect your life in any way at all? Or who is getting a nose job? I implanted balls into my arm, are you going to lose sleep over that? No.
Geez. *shakes head*


You are just jealous because you arent the one divorcing britney spears. :)

[filthy gorgeous]

Originally posted by williowstar
Do you people seriously give a crap about any of these people?! hahahaha. Does Britney Spears getting a divorce affect your life in any way at all? Or who is getting a nose job? I implanted balls into my arm, are you going to lose sleep over that? No.
Geez. *shakes head*

Ah, come on man.. its fuckin Britney Spears! Of course there's a thread about her getting divorced. She has always been talked about and always will be. Why? Because even you, and all others who say they don't give a damn, are really obsessed with her.

[U812A]

Originally posted by filthy gorgeous
Ah, come on man.. its fuckin Britney Spears! Of course there's a thread about her getting divorced. She has always been talked about and always will be. Why? Because even you, and all others who say they don't give a damn, are really obsessed with her.

I dunno. Celebrity divorces/eating disorders/sex tapes/etc are more like something to talk about when you can't think of anything else to talk about. Like the weather. This doesn't mean that people are obsessed with the weather...

[Cedwyn]

speaking of britney, this thread was highlarious:

http://nwtekno.org/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99013

[milgramShock]

Originally posted by filthy gorgeous
Why? Because even you, and all others who say they don't give a damn, are really obsessed with her.

uh, yeah, no.... i'm not. I have way better things to do than be obsessed with talentless hacks/false idols.

...i do know about it, sure, but I don't seek that crap out.

[Kosmicdog]

Originally posted by williowstar
I implanted balls into my arm, are you going to lose sleep over that?

I don't lose sleep thinking about all the places I implanted balls either.

[williowstar]

Originally posted by milgramShock
uh, yeah, no.... i'm not. I have way better things to do than be obsessed with talentless hacks/false idols.

...i do know about it, sure, but I don't seek that crap out.

Fuck I wouldn't have even known about it had it not been for this thread hahahaha.
I can hold a conversation without referring to any celebrities or the crap that they do haha.

Sondr, you are gross hahaha.

[bgirl503]

Originally posted by Nomad DJ
I'd be careful... Somebody might decide to hit you one more time...

LMAO!

[milgramShock]

OMG AARON SIMPSON, THE DJ, JUST POSTED IN THIS THREAD!!!!!!!

I HAVE COLD SWEATS, *SWOON!

I hope someone got a picture of him posting!!!!!!

[MO]

Originally posted by milgramShock
false idol: talentless hacks that are payed attention to like they should be curing cancer, or something really helpful to the world. other well-known false idols: paris hilton, nicole ritche, etc.

federline has no talent and britney's voice is fabricated.

i am reading some of this thread, yes.
interested and idolizing are two different things.
i people watch all the time, but i don't go out of my way to obsess over someone considered to be a star.

i am not blaming you for looking, I just think they are worth zero time. blowjobs, both of them.

I see. got it. yeah, they don't "matter," but pop culture does interest me. *shrug* but that doesn't make me a sheep. I pay way more attention to what matters in life, and I'm not obsessing over anyone (except Madonna, but I believe she CAN cure cancer-ha!)... Also I don't buy those trash mags, but I will look a bit if someone else does buy them and...
WAIT..WHY AM I DEFEDING MYSELF?!

smile, Paddy
don't poop on our fun.
(look! I said "poop," aren't you proud...)

[theperfectcyn]

oh wow.

i'm just curious about these people. i don't put them at idol, real or false, status, whatsoever. i dunno, it just passes the time at work i guess. and once in a while you learn about a cool new line of shoes.

:)

[Amberella]

Originally posted by theperfectcyn
oh wow.

i'm just curious about these people. i don't put them at idol, real or false, status, whatsoever. i dunno, it just passes the time at work i guess. and once in a while you learn about a cool new line of shoes.

:)

Exactly. People that are extreme about anything are entertaining - be it terrible life choices, bad people skills, horrible fashion sense - all entertaining to watch, if the person is famous or not.

[Mee-Shell]

I'm definatley down to watch the train wreck. People can hate, but just like Cyn said.... Passes the time at work.. ;)

[milgramShock]

Originally posted by MO
I see. got it. yeah, they don't "matter," but pop culture does interest me. *shrug* but that doesn't make me a sheep. I pay way more attention to what matters in life, and I'm not obsessing over anyone (except Madonna, but I believe she CAN cure cancer-ha!)... Also I don't buy those trash mags, but I will look a bit if someone else does buy them and...
WAIT..WHY AM I DEFEDING MYSELF?!

smile, Paddy
don't poop on our fun.
(look! I said "poop," aren't you proud...)


yeah, don't jump to any conclusions yall.... I am not saying you are sheep or mindless followers of the gawk, i slow down at a car accident too. i am guilty of occasionally pointing it out and saying "wow, she put that on?! wtf?!"

i am just stating how I feel about it, some people worship the ground these people walk on and hang on every word... but I am not accusing anybody here of that, just pointing out how i feel.

i enjoy the Poop. i are proud.

[milgramShock]

obsession not equal to: interested

[theperfectcyn]

Originally posted by milgramShock
yeah, don't jump to any conclusions yall.... I am not saying you are sheep or mindless followers of the gawk, i slow down at a car accident too. i am guilty of occasionally pointing it out and saying "wow, she put that on?! wtf?!"

i am just stating how I feel about it, some people worship the ground these people walk on and hang on every word... but I am not accusing anybody here of that, just pointing out how i feel.

i enjoy the Poop. i are proud.

paddy has the coolest sweatshirt EVUR with the misfits font, what does it say again paddy?

[corbettfields]

John Daly just annouced a divorce. bet he's the father of the kids

[doodlinggirl]

Originally posted by AaronS
It amazes me how focused people get on the personal lives of celebrities.

Who cares.

Live your own life.

*shrug*


LMAO!!!!


i agree......

magazines ALL about celebrities.....
TV shows about them.....
websites.......


id rather....

read a REAL BOOK!!!!
not really into tv these days....too much reality crap....reality is OUTSIDE PEOPLE!!!!
and we all know my website(s).... ;)

[MO]

Originally posted by theperfectcyn
paddy has the coolest sweatshirt EVUR with the misfits font, what does it say again paddy?
yeah..Paddy's clothes are fucking awesome.
figures 'cause of his sick design style.

errr I mean TEAM BRITNEY!
hah

[milgramShock]

Originally posted by theperfectcyn
paddy has the coolest sweatshirt EVUR with the misfits font, what does it say again paddy?


lol.
fucking awesome.

[JiveTurkeyMoFo]

*brushes teeth and slicks eyebrows*

hehe. "britney we were meant for eachother"

[williowstar]

Paddy's sweatshirt says, "I'm Gay" hahah

[milgramShock]

no, my sweatshirt actually says: "sami's a twit who never visits anymore and also, portland is superior to all other city except new york... but the music in portland kills all else"

[williowstar]

I have good reasoning for never leaving my apartment anymore.