sounds sorta like...

[Roddimus]

lets have some fun!
everyone pick a genre of electronic music and come up with your best, most creative description for it! keep it fun and funny and DESCRIPTIVE (not arbitrarily insulting just becaue you don't like the music/people).

here's two:

tearout/hardstep dnb: did someone dump a truckload of trash cans and hammers on a bunch of screeching seaguls?

minimal techno: who left the leaky faucet on next to jerry's iron lung again???

[FUCKINMETAL]

My father used to always ask me," is your CD skipping?' when I would listen to dnb or hardcore?

[Roddimus]

you should've responded "fuck you old man, it's not skipping, it's THE FUTURE!!!" then swooped your cape over your shoulder and exited the room. you should have also worn a cape.

[dj plantlife]

Originally posted by Roddimus
minimal techno: who left the leaky faucet on next to jerry's iron lung again???

For some reason Dachshund comes to mind....

[hulud]

"Rap music... sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper." - Tom Robbins

[corbettfields]

Originally posted by Roddimus
minimal techno: who left the leaky faucet on next to jerry's iron lung again on K

fixed

[theperfectcyn]

Originally posted by Roddimus

minimal techno: who left the leaky faucet on next to jerry's iron lung again on K at the carnival

fixed more

[dj plantlife]

Originally posted by Roddimus

minimal techno: who left the leaky faucet on next to jerry's iron lung again on K at the carnival with a Chinook hovering about 2 kilometers away

and then some.

[YucatanBoy]

Speed garage and dubstep: sounds like Charlie Brown at some DXM and is trying to listen to something an adult says while the adult is doing nitrous

(^ only works if you've seen Peanuts on TV)

Happy Hardcore: Alvin and the chipmunks start smoking crack and playing records at 78 speed rather than 33.

Hardcore: someone put a microphone next to a machine gun and slowed it down

[dj plantlife]

vocal house sounds like - gay black sex with a drum beat

[No_Spin]

Originally posted by dj plantlife
vocal house sounds like - gay black sex with a drum beat
haha

[Loki]

hard house sounds like someone hitting a plastic drum that's been filled with towels

[djowns]

DUCK AND BASS!

WAHH WAHH WAHH WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Take a duck quack, pitch it way down, and make sure it was a satanic duck. WAHH WAHH WAHH WAHH WAHHHH WAHHH WAHHH!!!!!

[theperfectcyn]

Originally posted by dj plantlife
and then some.

a fish?