Who was your favorite celebrity 'woman in prison' story?

[Elroy]

Okay... no need for flames, I realize this is idiotic.

[meeotch]

This isn't idiotic at all. This is exactly what belongs in off-topic. (no sarcasm)

I said Martha Stewart, but there needs to be clarification. Martha was a gangster, being cool about her time. Didn't act like a whiny bitch, she served and got out, and I think earned a little street cred in the process. There's something so incredibly funny and ironic about the queen of the homemakers being in prison.

However, for sheer happiness, it's gotta' be Paris. It's sad that she kind of became a pawn in a game of political chess between the judiciary and sherriff's dept, but I also believe in karma, and that bitch had it coming.

'Lil Kim is dumb. Oooh, perjury. Whatever.

[More Wise]

i voted for martha stewart because i figured id be different.. but such is the case.. marthas a g.

what i really really dont like about marthas case is that she traded insider info.. yes anyone in their right mind given the info would sell their stock knowing beforehand that shit was gonna hit the fan... seems pretty simple.

however, when some of you actually start investing some of that hard earned money of yours, and realize just how many hours of your labor it takes to save up a few grand to put away for retirement. it becomes a much much bigger issue. when a huge chunk of stock is sold like that it drops in value alot, and even if youre diversified and are using someone else to invest your 401k or ira or just speculative investing.

its like taking 20 bucks of yours to borrow expecting to get 25 back in a year, then getting 5 bucks back and told to go fuck yourself.

her little stint for what she actually did including house arrest wasnt nearly enough justice for the crime committed.

if i stole someones car valued at 2 thousand dollars and ran it into someone elses car or a police car in a pursuit, theres a good chance i would go to jail for a couple of years. even with medical bills and replacing the vehicles involved at their new car price im only putting society out 30 to 40 grand.

whereas these white collar people are putting other peoples entire life savings and 30 to 40 years of work into their pockets. justice isnt being served at all!

paris needs a good drug habit so we can watch her dumpster dive for pop cans on "the simple life 7" i could totally get down with that kind of reality show.. have her make alliances with different pimps and streetwalkers to keep her from getting booted off hollywood blvd. heh.. someone make a comedy sketch. thatd be awesome!

lil kim, well when you hang out with a bunch of thugs that call themselves "murder inc" and "notorious big" and have a record label called "bad boy" it doesnt take much to think "hey these people might get me implicated in some shit"

[Elroy]

Go Martha!

My fondest memory of that whole thing was going with a female friend to help her select the paint for her new apartment. She INSISTS we go to Kmart. However, we can't find the color she wanted. We were getting desperate. I started pulling out samples of other ideas

'No... that's just not right.'

'Well let's go to Home Depot!'

'NO, Sam! I want to support Martha!'

She was dead serious.... hahaha.

[Gucci Smoochies]

Have you been watching "Snapped" on the WE channel again, Sam? ;)

[Yungrii Mobliatri]

Originally posted by Elroy
Go Martha!

My fondest memory of that whole thing was going with a female friend to help her select the paint for her new apartment. She INSISTS we go to Kmart. However, we can't find the color she wanted. We were getting desperate. I started pulling out samples of other ideas

'No... that's just not right.'

'Well let's go to Home Depot!'

'NO, Sam! I want to support Martha!'

She was dead serious.... hahaha.

what the fuck?

theres kmarts still?

i thought that shit had gone the way of the leprechaun..


my vote goes for martha.. just because it would have been somewhat unexpected ten years ago. the other two... no surprises there. paris hilton 6 year old stuck in a rich sluts body and lil kim... well shes just black.

i kid, i kid.

[Elroy]

There is a Kmart in lower manhattan... 8th street at astor place... pretty sure it's still there. Ghetto as fuck... if you ever saw that HBO special where they follow around crackheads on their daily lives for a month or two, they go into the store and 'return' an item after finding a reciept in the trash outside.

[Yungrii Mobliatri]

ha!

i have seen that!

and no wonder i dont know about this kmart, its in manhattan. i assumed we were talking king county.

i guess seattle doesnt have enough class for kmarts.

[Elroy]

OMG, wasn't that the best?!?!

'SEBAAAAAAAAASTIAN! SEBAAAASTIAN YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE!!!'

I think I'm going to start a thread about this.

[meeotch]

Originally posted by Elroy
There is a Kmart in lower manhattan...

There's still a Kmart in Beaverton

[lovely]

And one in Tualatin.