your first orgasm

[Darnsworth]

Do you remember the first time you came? Not a wet dream but an actual orgasm awake. Mine was when I was 13, I was home alone (or so I thought, my brother was downstairs in the basement) and I found my mom's vibrator. It was a big vibrator. I sat on the edge of my mom/dad's bed and started touching my dick with this vibrator.. my dick got hard and I remember it feeling so good--almost too good..then squirt! squirt! I started cumming large gobs of semen all over my parents dresser. I was slightly alarmed, I cleaned up.

So what was your very first orgasm like? Whether by yourself or with a partner (not including wet dreams)..

[fuerve]

I was maybe 12 and I'd been reading Penthouse Forum and the like for years, so I knew that something was supposed to happen after a round of jerking off, but I didn't really know what. So I tried again and again, over many nights, for a long time. Finally, it went from innocent to messy.

[harmonious]

It was with your mom.

[Gucci Smoochies]

Originally posted by harmonious
It was with your mom.

Did you use her vibrator too?

[Khaotix]

Originally posted by Gucci Smoochies
Did you use her vibrator too?

i bet he gave his to her.... haha

[A D I D A S]

Last summer, it was amazing...

[No_Spin]

Originally posted by Darnsworth

So what was your very first orgasm like? Whether by yourself or with a partner (not including wet dreams)..

but my first wet dream was so hot...
i had this very realistic dream of this older black girl that lived down my street. she was always really nice to me, and super hot...
i woke up and the bed was wet... i thought i had peed the bed and was really embarrased and ashamed, then i smelt it and realized it didnt smell like urine.... took me a minute to put it all together :)

my first awake orgasm was by myself and not with my mothers vibrator.... thats kinda weird

[burnt]

I woke up just as I was cumming from my first dream. like, you know how when you're dreaming, in the middle of your dream you might be like "oh hey, shit, I'm dreaming, duh..." - then wake up? have you ever had that happen?

well so I had that happen. and woke up just in time to come all over myself. was like "oh maaaaannn... - now I gotta clean all this up..."

that was my first orgasm.

[Sir Trancelot]

I was just playing with my penis one night, it felt like the most comfortable itch ever at first. It's like an itch where something had to come out. So I ran to the bathroom to pee it out, but my penis wouldn't go down. So then I went back to bed and itched it again. Then back to the bathroom to pee it out, and out it came. *lol*

[quickster]

I slayed the 1 eyed snake for the 1st time on my best friends top bunk when i was 12. nothing too exciting. I beat off abou 7 times a day after that happened, for a year straight.

[Raichu]

Originally posted by Darnsworth
Do you remember the first time you came? Not a wet dream but an actual orgasm awake. Mine was when I was 13, I was home alone (or so I thought, my brother was downstairs in the basement) and I found my mom's vibrator. It was a big vibrator. I sat on the edge of my mom/dad's bed and started touching my dick with this vibrator.. my dick got hard and I remember it feeling so good--almost too good..then squirt! squirt! I started cumming large gobs of semen all over my parents dresser. I was slightly alarmed, I cleaned up.

So what was your very first orgasm like? Whether by yourself or with a partner (not including wet dreams)..
you got issues dude

[deformaty]

Originally posted by Darnsworth
Do you remember the first time you came? Not a wet dream but an actual orgasm awake. Mine was when I was 13, I was home alone (or so I thought, my brother was downstairs in the basement) and I found my mom's vibrator. It was a big vibrator. I sat on the edge of my mom/dad's bed and started touching my dick with this vibrator.. my dick got hard and I remember it feeling so good--almost too good..then squirt! squirt! I started cumming large gobs of semen all over my parents dresser. I was slightly alarmed, I cleaned up.



Im telling your mom.

[JiveTurkeyMoFo]

Ah, I remember when I found my brothers Swank mag. It was romantic night with a few very classy ladies!

[schwyn.dr]

this is the kind of comedy nwtekno is missing .
lighten up folks, and make up some goddamn funny stories.:mad:

[AziaNI2eD]

Originally posted by Darnsworth
I found my mom's vibrator. It was a big vibrator. I sat on the edge of my mom/dad's bed and started touching my dick with this vibrator..



lmfao omg this is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.


I wouldn't touch my dick to ANYTHING that had touched my moms vagina. shit I wouldn't even touch it. that's fucking disgusting

[Darnsworth]

Originally posted by AziaNI2eD
lmfao omg this is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.


I wouldn't touch my dick to ANYTHING that had touched my moms vagina. shit I wouldn't even touch it. that's fucking disgusting
I don't know if it touched my mom's vag. It wasn't a sexual-type vibrator, it was a "back massaging" one. I was 13, I wasn't thinking about my mom having sex or masturbating.
Kinda like when you're playing "doctor" or some other sex game with your sister when you're 7yo.. You don't really think about the incest issue.

[Lil Shorty]

Hot Damn! Interesting topic to choose :)

[jelly_luv_1212]

i was having sex with my bf and when we were done i saw a big puddle on the bed.
my friends caitlin and harlod were living with me at the time and we had a roll of toilet paper up in my room cause caitlin was sick and i ended up using it all to clean up the mess.
even to this day (and this happend like a year and a half ago) when i see caitlin she asks "what happened to all the toilet paper, teresa?".
its kind of an inside joke.
lol.

[djsteel]

THat has to do with Masturbation how?

[burnt]

maybe her first orgasm was when she was fuckin not sliding down the staircase bannister?

[jelly_luv_1212]

Originally posted by djsteel
THat has to do with Masturbation how?

it doesnt.
he said "by yourself or with a partner."

duh.

[burnt]

Originally posted by djsteel
THat has to do with Masturbation how?

Originally posted by burnt
maybe her first orgasm was when she was fuckin not sliding down the staircase bannister?

Originally posted by jelly_luv_1212
it doesnt.
he said "by yourself or with a partner."

duh.

:cool:

I'm on fire today.

now that I think about it how cool would you be to be the first guy who gave a girl her first ever orgasm? she'd be in love with you and shit. I think there was a Porno For Pyros song about that once upon a time

[Vixie]

I gave a girl her first orgasm once :D

[groovinkim]

Originally posted by jelly_luv_1212
i was having sex with my bf and when we were done i saw a big puddle on the bed.
my friends caitlin and harlod were living with me at the time and we had a roll of toilet paper up in my room cause caitlin was sick and i ended up using it all to clean up the mess.
even to this day (and this happend like a year and a half ago) when i see caitlin she asks "what happened to all the toilet paper, teresa?".
its kind of an inside joke.
lol.


that wouldn't necessarily indicate that you had an orgasm, though. most women get wet long before orgasm.

[TurntableTruth]

gay!

[Homatek]

You remember those little bugs that vibrate. Well I didn't go to church on Sunday and hung out w/ the little vibrating bug.
Boy that was a good day!:D

Think I was 11 or 12

[Shaul]

I was 10 i learned to jack off from a book my dad gave me about sex lol

[Raichu]

i dont really remember, but im pretty sure i just figured it out one day

[chronwaxjoseph]

....it was clear......:(