View Full Version : the biggest abomination to music ever
Raichu
05-31-2009, 02:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=related
please watch the whole video.
at one part they choke bitches...while yelling at them...wtf
people really listen to shit like this?
Andromeda.
05-31-2009, 03:23 PM
ugh. screaming emo boys in trendy neon trim with shitty kanye / t-pain -esque vocal filtering all to a bad dance beat?
someone shoot me.
equip
05-31-2009, 03:34 PM
This is just ridiculous. They could have jammed at least two or three more music memes in there. They did pour some out for the hommies though.
quickster
05-31-2009, 03:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=related
please watch the whole video.
at one part they choke bitches...while yelling at them...wtf
people really listen to shit like this?
This makes my nipples hard....
where is the choking?!?! pickles! im dissapointed!
fuerve
05-31-2009, 04:28 PM
What the fuck is this musical abortion.
nekomonster
05-31-2009, 04:37 PM
wow.... they talk about being hardcore then name drop rolex and versace. maybe they speak of anticipatory hardcoreness... after they graduate high school perhaps? or maybe middle school?
my ears, they bleed!
Raichu
05-31-2009, 04:58 PM
This makes my nipples hard....
where is the choking?!?! pickles! im dissapointed!
nope you gotta watch it all the way through. they literally choke one of the dancers while screaming "LIAR" at her for like 30 seconds.
burnt
05-31-2009, 04:58 PM
attention DJ'S!!
you know how when you're playing out somewhere, and some douchebag or drunk bitch comes up and asks you to play "something we can dance to" ?
get the vinyl cut of this record, and the next time that happens, drop this track.
dead, fucking, serious.
James Capricorn
05-31-2009, 05:34 PM
nope you gotta watch it all the way through. they literally choke one of the dancers while screaming "LIAR" at her for like 30 seconds.
Your use of the word 'literally' is very exaggerated. They do not "literally choke" the girl in the video. Not even close. He kind of puts his hand around her neck to make it appear as if. That is not "literally choking".
wow.
no joke the quality here fackin sucks. i can't beleive they wasted that much money and frightened an entire city for that shit.
Again, you exaggerated here which got us into a pissing match, (which I won, BTW)
It's the internet, Pickles. Be careful how you use adjectives. It 'literally' makes you look like an idiot when you exaggerate like that.
Raichu
05-31-2009, 07:55 PM
Your use of the word 'literally' is very exaggerated. They do not "literally choke" the girl in the video. Not even close. He kind of puts his hand around her neck to make it appear as if. That is not "literally choking".
Again, you exaggerated here which got us into a pissing match, (which I won, BTW)
It's the internet, Pickles. Be careful how you use adjectives. It 'literally' makes you look like an idiot when you exaggerate like that.
you literally have too much time on your hands buddy.
travail420
05-31-2009, 09:19 PM
Wow, I finally found a new track to start a set with!
booboo69
05-31-2009, 10:02 PM
Someone bring back the Macarena so we don't have to be subjected to this kind of shit anymore.
BobbyRitalin
05-31-2009, 10:08 PM
that shit is terrible. it's as bad as hollywood undead. same concept, same shitty result.
Mayo Finch
06-01-2009, 12:47 AM
See, the guys in the video were just doing like I was here. This is my friend Jen. Me an Jen are friends. For fun we would have sex and choke each other. Not at the same time, see, she wasn't into that. OK, maybe I never really tried. Maybe I never really tried with our whole relationship. Maybe I was kind of a jerk to her because she seemed a little too emotionally needy. Maybe I just wasn't really turned on by her personality as much as I was in the idea of having someone hot that wanted me to nail her. Who knows? The point is, that you can play choke people and your not actually strangling anyone. She had just bought me a couple drinks at the bar and wanted to have sex with me. Why would I want to choke her in the bar? It doesn't make sense. So you can conclude that me, like the dorky guys in your video, were just doing it for the camera.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/mayofinch/jenme.jpg
Raichu
06-01-2009, 01:21 AM
See, the guys in the video were just doing like I was here. This is my friend Jen. Me an Jen are friends. For fun we would have sex and choke each other. Not at the same time, see, she wasn't into that. OK, maybe I never really tried. Maybe I never really tried with our whole relationship. Maybe I was kind of a jerk to her because she seemed a little too emotionally needy. Maybe I just wasn't really turned on by her personality as much as I was in the idea of having someone hot that wanted me to nail her. Who knows? The point is, that you can play choke people and your not actually strangling anyone. She had just bought me a couple drinks at the bar and wanted to have sex with me. Why would I want to choke her in the bar? It doesn't make sense. So you can conclude that me, like the dorky guys in your video, were just doing it for the camera.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/mayofinch/jenme.jpg
you literally look seriously literal!
burnt
06-01-2009, 05:52 AM
the funny thing is that the chick in the background (behind your head) looks like she's pretending to smile but she's pissed off anyway. like she's thinking "CHOKING IS NO LAUGHING MATTER !! 1 .. ugh .. I better try to look like I'm having a good time .. "
cool Ducks hat btw. little jealous over here.
fuerve
06-01-2009, 06:27 AM
Have I mentioned that this generation's hair is retarded?
infradead
06-01-2009, 07:38 AM
i kind of the know the cat that produced the beat. he made the track and sold it. had no idea who Brokencyde were at the time. dude is a straight hip hop producer. he was kind of confused when he heard the finished project. screamo was something he'd never heard before. i think in the end of the conversation was something like well i got paid
Raichu
06-01-2009, 12:19 PM
Have I mentioned that this generation's hair is retarded?
yes because its mostly a rip off of hair from the 80's early 90's :/
skloot
06-01-2009, 12:23 PM
I read the title of the thread and assumed it was this video.... It made the rounds a while ago, and yeah, it's fucking appalling. Surprised this is the first time it's been posted here.
From Wikipedia:
British commentator Warren Ellis calls brokeNCYDE's "Freaxxx" music video "a near-perfect snapshot of everything that’s shit about this point in the culture."
Cethe
06-01-2009, 12:33 PM
uhm yeah...make it stop now please?
i mean really screamo?
if you want thrash & screaming, make a good thrash/screaming track...don't scream over some cheesey house shiet with boppy idiot lyrics...
it makes my soul hurt
JiveTurkeyMoFo
06-01-2009, 12:58 PM
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at one part they choke bitches...while yelling at them...wtf
Dude, this song is called freaxxx. You've never had a girl who liked to be choked while she orgasms? It makes the orgasm more intense for them. They get that rape fantasy. Girls who are like, "Daddy never loved me," seem to enjoy this.
And, this song does suck. That voice filter used by anyone is an abomination to music. That seven kid raps like a bitch and his buddy looks like he's about to take it in the ass with his hand gestures.
B_tech
06-01-2009, 01:05 PM
See, the guys in the video were just doing like I was here. This is my friend Jen. Me an Jen are friends.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/mayofinch/jenme.jpg
You expect us to believe you tapped that fine piece of ass?
http://media.photobucket.com/image/nigga%20please/yunggunstitch/NiggaPlease.jpg
James Capricorn
06-01-2009, 01:55 PM
you literally have too much time on your hands buddy.
Literally.
equip
06-01-2009, 02:23 PM
You expect us to believe you tapped that fine piece of ass?
http://media.photobucket.com/image/nigga%20please/yunggunstitch/NiggaPlease.jpg
Wait until you see his music video...
tr0llaccount
06-01-2009, 02:37 PM
brokencyde is right up there with numa numa
travail420
06-01-2009, 02:53 PM
What the hell? The brokentard virus is spreading all over myspace. http://www.myspace.com/brokencyde
Sweetpea30
06-01-2009, 03:08 PM
I read the title of the thread and assumed it was this video.... It made the rounds a while ago, and yeah, it's fucking appalling. Surprised this is the first time it's been posted here.
From Wikipedia:
British commentator Warren Ellis calls brokeNCYDE's "Freaxxx" music video "a near-perfect snapshot of everything that’s shit about this point in the culture."
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I'll take horrible boy bands back any day in exchange for this total piece of shite:eek:
Headphones Dude
06-01-2009, 05:05 PM
It's almost as gay as this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1j_LfpKb1o
But that video had no budget, no girls, and no emo screamo haircuts. That's what kinda doesn't make much sense about that video. Since when do emos act gangsta?
sea.envy
06-01-2009, 05:38 PM
that had to be the worst thing that i've seen in a long time. i need to shower now, thanks.
oneandoneisone
06-01-2009, 05:43 PM
wow.... that was the most painful 2minutes and 21 seconds of my life ( I didn't even make it the end).
Are you sure this isn't a joke?? Those girls couldn't look less interested in dancing ( I guess that's in the spirit of dance music/go go dancer these days)!
And screamo and hip hop w/vocoders? Please tell me this isn't a new genre of music!!
And Fuerve, you're right this generations hair is almost as bad as the mid-80s hair... it's basically two colored mullets!!
fuerve
06-01-2009, 05:45 PM
And Fuerve, you're right this generations hair is almost as bad as the mid-80s hair... it's basically two colored mullets!!
If, by "two colored mullets," you mean, "two separate, differently colored mullets grown perpendicular to one another," then I completely agree.
Headphones Dude
06-01-2009, 06:21 PM
http://www.reverbnation.com/c./a3/858396/305286/Artist/18669/Label/res.gif
If I meet anybody wearing these t-shirts, I will spit on that person.
That is all.
gingerballs
06-01-2009, 06:54 PM
"uh these guys are talentless. If you actually like this kind of music, you can make it yourself by shitting through a fan into a microphone."
lol best comment EVA!!!!!
If, by "two colored mullets," you mean, "two separate, differently colored mullets grown perpendicular to one another," then I completely agree.
That also put me in a great mood!
Mayo Finch
06-01-2009, 09:30 PM
[QUOTE=B_tech;2443723]You expect us to believe you tapped that fine piece of ass?
QUOTE]
Yep
DB Cooper
06-02-2009, 01:57 AM
as to the guy choking during sex, once when my friend was into coke he brought this guy back to my place from the bar...he said he used to date Anna Bubba, the Japanese girl who was with the lead singer of INXS when he died. I think the lead singer of INXS choked to death, and when this guy who was after doing a line suddenly talking about this would have sex with Anna Bubba, they would choke each other to the point of asphyxiation, something people were into. this guy had partied with Tommy Lee alot, and had me play the Cult because it reminded him of this one time he begged the dj to play the cult when he was with tommy lee. He said when he was in a room with guns and roses he got all scared and said "fuck, these people are on heroin, lets get out of here"
my friend also brought a 33rd degree mason doing coke home from the bar that night.
just thought I'd tell the story, funny story.
James Capricorn
06-02-2009, 04:19 AM
That was the best story I've ever read.
gingerballs
06-03-2009, 07:24 AM
Well then could you rewrite it so I can read it?
Because it just looks like the ramblings of an idiot to me.
jaden
06-03-2009, 08:41 AM
Couldn't listen at work, but I watched the video w/out sound... and yes, that alone made my stomach hurt. I can only imagine them live.
I love the comments tho.
"this is like, someone made a caseroll of popular music, ate it, puked it into a bowl and shit on it and called it brokencyde"
*Edit* Nevermind. I just listened to it. Now I know what video to post on my friends myspace just to piss them off.
FUCKINMETAL
06-03-2009, 10:22 PM
You guys are failing to see this for what it really is.
A sign that we are all growing old.
In the 50's it was elvis, the 60's had hippies, 70's and 80's had punk, metal and goth, the 90's had alternative and so on.
Each one of those styles shocked adults who could not understand or relate on any sort of level.
Congratulations, you are all curmudgeon old folks.
That said these guys are legit. They sell records merch and tour.
gingerballs
06-04-2009, 02:12 PM
No, I just watch the video again and I'm pretty sure its not that we are all getting old but that the music made by these chumps sucks really bad.
Dane Cook tours and sells hit, doesn't make him quality.
HexRei
06-04-2009, 02:37 PM
i think its just plain crappy music. but then again, what do i know? i like gay shit like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnbLXAfrPvY
FUCKINMETAL
06-04-2009, 07:55 PM
I maintain my stance, it's shock rock. You guys have been successfully shocked. I have been too. It's ok if you choose to live with your cognitive dissonance. But it's a serious sign of a generational gap. This type of thing has been going on for decades.
My parents can't stand Marilyn Manson, techno(the entire broad spectrum) or Dillinger Escape Plan. They say it's not even music.
That said, it does truly suck.
Andromeda.
06-04-2009, 07:58 PM
i haven't been shocked, just repelled. like when someone SBD's on the elevator. i wouldn't call a gaggle of pansies in neon screaming emo garbage through a t-pain voice synth "shock rock"
Raichu
06-04-2009, 08:16 PM
i haven't been shocked, just repelled. like when someone SBD's on the elevator. i wouldn't call a gaggle of pansies in neon screaming emo garbage through a t-pain voice synth "shock rock"
^^^this^^^
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