Kidnapping at Rave2TheGrave - Please help us! [Archive]

Salty

10-25-2009, 08:07 PM

A lot of you remember a giant stuffed teddy bear names Snuggles sitting around the triangle of benches! He got kidnapped as the party was being shut down and we need to find him! Any help would be greattt!!

- Hes very soft and squishy
-Hes light Brown with a maroon colored bow aorund his neck
-He probably smells like weed or sweat (or both)
-He loves Happy Hardcore

Here is a similar picture of him:

http://www.huronspca.ca/2006_Auction/donations/Kioshi.jpg

Plur, brothuhs n sistas

supergrandpa

10-25-2009, 08:52 PM

raver bear didnt actually like happy hardcore, so he bolted. dont blame him.

Lumina

10-25-2009, 09:31 PM

awww :( poor mr.teddy. hopefully has has a nice home now, or perhaps is on a grand adventure a la paddington.

Lumina

10-25-2009, 09:42 PM

omg or maybe a juggalo stole em and ate his stuffing :o

Jragon

10-25-2009, 09:58 PM

Probably too late to be helpful but I saw that bear sitting next to the fridge near the entrance to the concession stand. It was around one or two I think.

Salty

10-25-2009, 10:45 PM

Probably too late to be helpful but I saw that bear sitting next to the fridge near the entrance to the concession stand. It was around one or two I think.

Yeah we had him when the lights came on, and when everyone was leaving. My friend left him on the chair in the bathroom and when she came back out of the stall, he was gone. :( We need him back home where he belongs

Ronindnb

10-26-2009, 01:38 PM

I seen him on the corner whoring himself out and smokin crack when we were leaving :D Hes prolly under the burnside bridge

TiffM

10-27-2009, 12:10 PM

raver bear didnt actually like happy hardcore, so he bolted. dont blame him.

Too much "happy hard core" and I'd have ran away too...enough bad music made the poor bear finally snap.

Lost-in-Trance

10-27-2009, 12:34 PM

Too much "happy hard core" and I'd have ran away too...enough bad music made the poor bear finally snap.

Tragic!

This just in! Bear found in a drug induced coma!

Bear is in serious but stable condition

RichPoor

10-27-2009, 12:42 PM

Don't mind the lube stains on his fluffy ass.
Oh and weed and sweat is not all he smells of now.

goner

10-27-2009, 01:02 PM

this is why you dont bring gay ass teddy bears to "raves" lol you should be there to dance and listen to music, not sit there with a god damned bear lol i bet someone else feels me on this and thats why your poor teddy is missing. lol

Jizosh

10-27-2009, 01:17 PM

this is a joke thread right?

Lumina

10-27-2009, 01:40 PM

lol. its not a joke thread! its a bear-cruelty thread hehe. poor lil kandi kid lost their teddy and the junglists are attacking! :D

Hollywood

10-27-2009, 01:40 PM

i think i saw him...he left with this girl

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/bear/1/pedobear.jpg

Lumina

10-27-2009, 01:54 PM

omg pedobeaaarrrrrr RUN KIDS RUN!

Aksion

10-27-2009, 02:13 PM

Last seen with his brother walking away with a raver....

http://teamscrew.com/pics/pedo%20bear.jpg

Ctrl_Alt_Dlt

10-27-2009, 03:05 PM

wow, i looked at this thread thinking some little raver got snatched up. dumbest thread ever...

Catalysto

10-27-2009, 03:35 PM

lol. its not a joke thread! its a bear-cruelty thread hehe. poor lil kandi kid lost their teddy and the junglists are attacking! :D

This pretty much sums up the whole thread.

idoru

10-27-2009, 03:50 PM

Wow. Just... wow.

vinyltap

10-27-2009, 05:17 PM

Fucking ravers!:rolleyes:

goner

10-27-2009, 05:21 PM

wow, i looked at this thread thinking some little raver got snatched up. dumbest thread ever... no chris this is the best thread ever lol im getting my laughs out of it.

J Renegade

10-27-2009, 05:55 PM

rofl!!!!!!!!

idoru

10-27-2009, 09:32 PM

Toys 'R Us has bears just like that one for, like, ten bucks. Problem solved.

djsence

10-27-2009, 09:59 PM

lol

I hope ya'll find him, I would contact the clean up crew or whoever.

Good luck:):cool:

Salty

10-27-2009, 11:08 PM

quit hatin, assholes. Its also sentimental, you know. Hes been through a lot of shit with us!

I thought people would have a little more respect than this

Lumina

10-27-2009, 11:23 PM

:( yeah, how un PLURlike you guys, laughing at the possible kidnapping and rape of a defenseless stinky rave bear? REALLY?!
no it is pretty funny tho. :D classic thread.
if your bear was so important maybe you shouldn't have left him alone, or in the care of an incapable individual. CPS... err BPS needs to be contacted immediately, and when mr.bear resurfaces he is going to go into protective custody, what a bad parent you are to smoke your poor teddy out and take him to raves full of drugs, where he could easily get kidnapped and molested.
moment of silence for mr.teddy pls.

Raichu

10-27-2009, 11:50 PM

I thought people would have a little more respect than this

Classic sign of someone new to Nwtekno

Salty

10-28-2009, 12:38 AM

Classic sign of someone new to Nwtekno

I think Im mostly afraid of a Dj I really like posting something that would bring me down :( I have so much respect for a lot of them, thank god Sence wasnt harsh, and Renegade, I can see you laughing at this anyway, so I stil love ya haha

Ronindnb

10-28-2009, 10:24 AM

I think Im mostly afraid of a Dj I really like posting something that would bring me down :( I have so much respect for a lot of them, thank god Sence wasnt harsh, and Renegade, I can see you laughing at this anyway, so I stil love ya haha

Hey I was jus messing with ya! No harm intended, Ronin loves you! :cool: Im sorry, didn't mean to bring you down. Im glad you found him! \

Dont take me soo seriously, Im not a mean person ; )

Lost-in-Trance

10-28-2009, 10:53 AM

Cethe

10-28-2009, 11:07 AM

Classic sign of someone new to Nwtekno

and to think jsut a couple years ago, it was you taking our shit talking too seriously.

SAVE Mr.TEDDY!!!

getstupid

10-28-2009, 11:12 AM

Classic sign of someone new to Nwtekno

WAIT! Nwtekno isn't about happy vibes and patting each other on the ass?

What have I gotten myself into? :(

burnt

10-28-2009, 11:14 AM

quit hatin, assholes. Its also sentimental, you know. Hes been through a lot of shit with us!

I thought people would have a little more respect than this

I wiped my ass with him and left him for dead in the portapotty.

so I guess you could say he's been through a lot of shit with me too.

sorry about that.

vinyltap

10-28-2009, 11:18 AM

I wiped my ass with him and left him for dead in the portapotty.

so I guess you could say he's been through a lot of shit with me too.

sorry about that.

AAaaaahahahahaaaaa!!!!

Oops! I think I just peed a little.:eek:

jaden

10-28-2009, 11:44 AM

I lost my binky outside of Space last weekend.

Now THAT is impressive...

Considering it was chained to your nipples and all. :p

Cethe

10-28-2009, 11:56 AM

AAaaaahahahahaaaaa!!!!

Oops! I think I just peed a little.:eek:

i'll see your tinkle & raise you a shart

Lumina

10-28-2009, 12:23 PM

Now THAT is impressive...

Considering it was chained to your nipples and all. :p

ahhhaha Disney character kandi nipple bondage :) very nice.

and anyone who makes a thread like this and expects seriousness, isnt new to nwtekno, they're new to the internets :) the internets which al gore invented of course.

Catalysto

10-28-2009, 12:28 PM

the internets which al gore invented of course.]

oh of course,... now wheres that kanye west troll

Lumina

10-28-2009, 12:32 PM

george bush hates black people.

Cethe

10-28-2009, 12:43 PM

]

oh of course,... now wheres that kanye west troll

werd, where's LANCE???!!!!

lol

goner

10-28-2009, 12:48 PM

thank you fo losing that E Tarded raver bear because if it weren't for that i wouldn't have laughed so hard that i almost shit myself.

Lumina

10-28-2009, 12:52 PM

werd, where's LANCE???!!!!

lol

OMG LANCE BASS? he's so hot right now.
and also an astronaut.
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/653/lancebass.jpg

maybe he can see the bear AND teh intarwebs from space!

Lumina

10-28-2009, 12:53 PM

thank you fo losing that E Tarded raver bear because if it weren't for that i wouldn't have laughed so hard that i almost shit myself.

the Salty bear Saga brings you one day closer to a lifetime of Depends.:D

goner

10-28-2009, 01:45 PM

the Salty bear Saga brings you one day closer to a lifetime of Depends.:D
HA! for real....

radioactEv

10-28-2009, 09:43 PM

if your bear was so important maybe you shouldn't have left him alone, or in the care of an incapable individual. CPS... err BPS needs to be contacted immediately, and when mr.bear resurfaces he is going to go into protective custody, what a bad parent you are to smoke your poor teddy out and take him to raves full of drugs, where he could easily get kidnapped and molested.
moment of silence for mr.teddy pls.

ahahhaahaha

J Renegade

10-28-2009, 10:38 PM

I was'nt laughing at you because you lost something. That sucks, it's just funny that you put KIDNAPPING in the subject. It actually scared the crap outta me for a second lol. No offence ment Salty. :) See you at Nintechno, who knows maby you'll see some raver with your bear! Now your bear is famous! ;)

Salty

10-28-2009, 11:08 PM

thank you fo losing that E Tarded raver bear because if it weren't for that i wouldn't have laughed so hard that i almost shit myself.

Well shit, are you really that easy to make laugh? You probably think Carlos Mencia is a comic genius too

Lumina

10-28-2009, 11:42 PM

Carlos Mencia is the most unfunny person ever to pose as a comedian. EVER.
I think a pickle on a plate is easily 10x as hilarious, easily.

:( a teddy kidnapping is a lil funny (hence my obsession with this thread! I saw the "kidnapping" part and about pooped my pants thinking a kid went missing, then read your comical description) but its a lil sad too- dont get me wrong.
I like to think that your mr.teddy is on a magical adventure! like the gnome on the travelocity ads. He will come back to you and tell you the most amazing stories(but only after you has pills).
I mean who the heck is gonna take a bear? probably someone who needed a hug. (that or a juggalo who needed to eat some stuffed animal for breakfast).

NeotheSeattledj

10-29-2009, 12:52 AM

I when I saw it over by the concession stand and then some crazy lookin skinny white guy wearing. Shirt that said "FUCK YEAH" grab it laughed then headed straight for the mens bathroom and I didn't see him come out with it :-/ I am terribly sorry

meeotch

10-29-2009, 05:35 AM

Was your dignity in that bear? Because I think that's gone too.

goner

10-29-2009, 06:19 AM

Well shit, are you really that easy to make laugh? You probably think Carlos Mencia is a comic genius too
no actually i dont. carlos steals jokes from everyone so why would i think that he was funny? you are sittin here crying about some fuckin teddy bear, and how old are you? 6 years old or something? KIDS play with teddy bears so yea im gonna find it funny that someone who is not a 6 year old is posting a thread about a stupid bear that came up missing.at a rave, consider it a favor from who ever took that shit.

goner

10-29-2009, 06:22 AM

oh and by the way, i put a link up on my facebook and trust me when i say that im not the only one who thinks your thread is funny. other people thought it was funny enough to re post it to their friends. shit salty your bear is famous lol

Headie

10-29-2009, 06:40 AM

give this girl her bear back!
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/94/l_e2037365e56b4d83bc65b2f15f8f125f.jpg

Tap_Tap

10-29-2009, 07:11 AM

MISSING

I lost my binky outside of Space last weekend. It has nemo on it and it is connected to a rainbow colored candy chain. It has sentimental value to me and I hope I can get it back. I am lost without it

Picture for reference
http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/85/73/71/00/0085737100014_215X215.jpg

ROFL!!!!!!!!

what i wouldnt give to see you with one of these things in your mouth!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

just thinking about it cracks me up!!!

GooglyMoose

10-29-2009, 07:42 AM

Don't worry too much, I'm sure the bear just used the moment to get out and try an achieve his dream of helping people with their laundry.

I think it worked out well for him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYGqY2sFC4I

RichPoor

10-29-2009, 08:00 AM

Carlos Mencia is a comic genius.....I will kill you alllllllllllllllllll.

Mescalmusick

10-29-2009, 08:15 AM

Your bear was the target of a routine assasination under Imperial code #447889. The assasination has already been carried out, so the injured parties may file for compensation but only with the proper Defense Agency

Lost-in-Trance

10-29-2009, 08:41 AM

ROFL!!!!!!!!

what i wouldnt give to see you with one of these things in your mouth!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

just thinking about it cracks me up!!!

lol I know right?

It's about as likely as me carrying a teddy bear around a party

Mortal Grey

10-29-2009, 08:45 AM

You're all unfortunately wrong....The fate of the bear is worse than you all had imagined.

FUR IS MURDER!

lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/mortalgrey/teddy-bear-coat.jpg

Nukegrrrl

10-29-2009, 09:05 AM

I know we all think that Uncle Joey accidentally put Mr Bear in the bag of things that were going to charity during Danny's big clean-up party, but what actually happened was Michelle hid the bear in the piano bench. Go take it out of the piano bench already and give it to its rightful owner because that's all she has to remember her dead mother by.

goner

10-29-2009, 10:39 AM

Salty

10-29-2009, 10:41 AM

Fuck, this thread is a disaster. I didnt mean for everyone to take title so fucking seriously. Its not a regular teddybear, its like, UNUSUALLY HUGE.

Its not even mine, its my friends and I was just helping him out.

And fuckin shit, take that picture of me down right fucking now

Salty

10-29-2009, 10:45 AM

mmm so much negative rep for me, tasty.

jesus guys, seriously

RichPoor

10-29-2009, 10:52 AM

HUH?......
Full House...geeez dude....lol

goner

10-29-2009, 10:53 AM

mmm so much negative rep for me, tasty.

jesus guys, seriously who gives a shit about rep on a msg board lol

Lumina

10-29-2009, 11:56 AM

who gives a shit about rep on a msg board lol

oversized teddy bears.
buuttt I guess that wont really be much of an issue anymore! :D

Lost-in-Trance

10-29-2009, 12:17 PM

who gives a shit about rep on a msg board lol

from the guy with no rep :p

Hukt On Wax

10-29-2009, 12:37 PM

how many cookies were in his tummy???

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__QLQ_8gu-5g/SRc-GWxmgnI/AAAAAAAABn4/Hm-PnmQwNWI/s400/cc-tan+bear+eating.JPG

goner

10-29-2009, 12:54 PM

from the guy with no rep :p oh im sorry that i dont live my life on nwtekno like you do, and have all your "friends" give you the "super cool rep" you deserve lol why dont you give me some of your super cool rep then? lol :D

Lumina

10-29-2009, 01:04 PM

how in the hell do you even get "rep" I thought it had to do with # of post but apparently not!

COOKIES IN TEDDYS TUMMY?! BUT HE IS A DIABETIC!

Lost-in-Trance

10-29-2009, 01:10 PM

oh im sorry that i dont live my life on nwtekno like you do, and have all your "friends" give you the "super cool rep" you deserve lol why dont you give me some of your super cool rep then? lol :D

haha i live on here at work. you won't ever see me posting on here after 5 ;)

i dont give two shits about rep either, i just have a lot of it lol

goner

10-29-2009, 01:17 PM

haha i live on here at work. you won't ever see me posting on here after 5 ;)

i dont give two shits about rep either, i just have a lot of it lol thats cool cuz i just gave you more :)

Lost-in-Trance

10-29-2009, 01:26 PM

thats cool cuz i just gave you more :)

hahaha nice

favor returned

Mortal Grey

10-29-2009, 01:38 PM

Hey while you guys are sitting here stroking each other's rep, there's a missing teddy bear out there somewhere...waiting for someone to rescue him. Get your priorities straight!

Lumina

10-29-2009, 01:41 PM

:( well chances are teddy has had his buhymen stolen in the bathroom after the rave by a scary looking white lad, and some nitwit fed him cookies so he's prolly convulsing on the floor bleeding out his cute lil teddy chocolate starfish!
SO HERE'S SOME REP FOR YOU, KIND SIR!

Hukt On Wax

10-29-2009, 02:22 PM

still beats the coke mule yeti :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRSC4hJXZMU

Lumina

10-29-2009, 02:41 PM

still beats the coke mule yeti :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRSC4hJXZMU

LOL :D thats pretty hilarious. I used to watch that clay-mation crap when I was younger every christmas.
its all "Yeti Full of Grace."
(cept it totally was the abominable snowman) :D
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7189/yukon.jpg

OH YEAH BEARS!

Salty- would there be any way for you to describe the HUEGness of mr.teddy? I dont see anything for scale reference in your photo, yet you refer to huegness

Salty

10-29-2009, 03:05 PM

LOL :D thats pretty hilarious. I used to watch that clay-mation crap when I was younger every christmas.
its all "Yeti Full of Grace."
(cept it totally was the abominable snowman) :D
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7189/yukon.jpg

OH YEAH BEARS!

Salty- would there be any way for you to describe the HUEGness of mr.teddy? I dont see anything for scale reference in your photo, yet you refer to huegness

4 feet tall maybe a little more and super fat

Lumina

10-29-2009, 03:09 PM

HOLY CRAP! that is one HUEG bear! thats like bigger than a majority of the little underwear clad kiddies at the rave I bet.
I bet mr.teddy was the top in the bathroom!

Hukt On Wax

10-29-2009, 03:25 PM

damn and here i thought he was only smugglin a few rolls.... whats that a fleet?? :D

Lost-in-Trance

10-29-2009, 03:42 PM

how do you lose a 4 foot tall teddy bear lmao

Hukt On Wax

10-29-2009, 03:51 PM

i really wish i was where they were at that night..... :D

Lumina

10-29-2009, 04:10 PM

i really wish i was where they were at that night..... :D
haha, you would have been that guy in the "FUCK YEAH" shirt- you'da taken mr teddy to the bathroom with the purpose of scaring the "crap"outta mr.teddy so he delivers the goods!!

Salty

10-29-2009, 04:23 PM

HOLY CRAP! that is one HUEG bear! thats like bigger than a majority of the little underwear clad kiddies at the rave I bet.
I bet mr.teddy was the top in the bathroom!

I know. I hope people understand why hes special now :o

and no, he was not filled with drugs

Raichu

10-29-2009, 04:40 PM

and to think jsut a couple years ago, it was you taking our shit talking too seriously.

hahahaha. My how times have changed aye?

XD

The Dirty Trio

10-29-2009, 06:40 PM

djed

10-29-2009, 07:59 PM

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/eeedwardooo/rykan-v-bear-smoking-P.jpg

goner

10-30-2009, 06:43 AM

HOLY CRAP! that is one HUEG bear! thats like bigger than a majority of the little underwear clad kiddies at the rave I bet.
I bet mr.teddy was the top in the bathroom!HA! :D:D:D:D

Hukt On Wax

10-30-2009, 10:16 AM

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/eeedwardooo/rykan-v-bear-smoking-P.jpg

i change my mind... i wish i was that teddy bear :D

Lumina

10-30-2009, 12:36 PM

i change my mind... i wish i was that teddy bear :D
yeah I bet you do wish you were a top....:D

SteverXL

10-30-2009, 01:46 PM

I gave this one a ride home, but he promised he was over 18

http://usera.ImageCave.com/steverxl/bear.jpg

skloot

10-30-2009, 03:02 PM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/11379174_eae937c9c3.jpg

Lumina

10-30-2009, 03:06 PM

^^^ OMG! i want that bear. w. t. f.
freaking out over here mannnnn.

goner

11-02-2009, 07:17 AM

^^^ OMG! i want that bear. w. t. f.
freaking out over here mannnnn. i bet you do you pervert! lol

Lumina

11-02-2009, 11:51 AM

i bet you do you pervert! lol
oh yeah :D I love me some shaved/naked bear. MmMMM mMMmmm :D mMMmmm so good!

Ooo kkk-you caught me. :( I stole mr.teddy. I took him to my favorite crack house, shaved him, did some lines off his fine round teddy body and then tossed in the dumpster after smoking rocks out his ass (dont ask how if you havent done it before- very involved and complicated process- assrock smoking.)

Hazey

11-07-2009, 11:36 AM

http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/teddy-bear-omg.jpg

toyowheelin

11-07-2009, 11:38 AM

Looks like you made it listen to ICP

quickster

11-08-2009, 04:23 PM

I wiped my ass with him and left him for dead in the portapotty.

so I guess you could say he's been through a lot of shit with me too.

sorry about that.

HAHAHAHHA oh man, this had me on the ground dying:p

Lumina

11-08-2009, 04:26 PM

Looks like you made it listen to ICP
yeah I concur. that bear does NOT have bass face.
thats some juggalo shit right there son.

A D I D A S

11-13-2009, 09:36 PM

how do you lose a 4 foot tall teddy bear lmao

DUDE!

is THAT where you got that bear you brought to Onset last sat from?!?!!?

I was wondering what was so fucking funny about you having a bear, aside from the likelyhood you and Emery were gonna tag it after.

I gotta dig through my pics, I swear I got a picture of you with that bear.

Is there a reward being offered?

goner

11-17-2009, 10:29 AM

DUDE!

is THAT where you got that bear you brought to Onset last sat from?!?!!?

I was wondering what was so fucking funny about you having a bear, aside from the likelyhood you and Emery were gonna tag it after.

I gotta dig through my pics, I swear I got a picture of you with that bear.

Is there a reward being offered?HA! busted!!! lol :D