at Boeing, what is two plus two?

[DB Cooper]

the subject of a multimillion dollar research project.
use this space for one liners, even ones you come up with, I want to publish some from this 80's seattle joke book

how can you tell a northwest car dealer is lying to you.
his lips move

who has violated more people than the green river killer?
the green river task force
northwest names.
humptulips
one of the ancient initiation rites of ancient dutch sailors

lynwood
the brown plastic veneer on cheap stereo speakers painted to resemble wood

kirkland -the shrine used by a cult that worships the spirit of wiliam shatner

microsoft- what happens to the genitals inextremely cold water

what do they calla guy from wenatchee with 1500 girlfriends? a shepard

what do tukwila yuppies drive- a mercedes with a winch
what did a boeing employee's wife say when he fell asleep in front of the tv
"I hate it when you bring your work home with you

how many straight waiters does it take to screw in a lightbulb on capitol hill?
both of them

what did the texan say upon seeing the space needle?
it looks great but how many barrels does it produce?"

[DB Cooper]

seattle joke book #2 by Mike Larson and Gene Openshaw 1986
what can you get from four years of dpe smoking-
a degree from evergreen state university

whats the differance between working at boeing and being dead?
you dont get coffee breaks when you are dead

what do you get when you cross a nymphomaniac with boeing employee?
a virgin

how many old hippies live in seattle?
I dont know, whats the population of wallingford

ho
and some that "aren't funny" still a type of humor device
what do you call a hooker in a coma?
an edmonds kind of lay

who wears dirty white robes and rides a pig?
lawrence of arlington

what do you call a cocaine addict on capitol hill?
a snow flake
who suplies the coke
the toot fairy

why did the retarded man move to capitol hill
he couldn't decide if he was a fruit or a vegetable

[Nukegrrrl]

lynwoodI hope that was just a typo.

[forrest303]

[QUOTE=DB Cooper;2733071]seattle joke book #2 by Mike Larson and Gene Openshaw 1986
what can you get from four years of dope smoking-
a degree from evergreen state university

[QUOTE]

Hey, I resent that!

[Chakra]

Hey, I resent that!

Is that because it took you 6 years? /snicker ;)

[Nukegrrrl]

[QUOTE=DB Cooper;2733071]seattle joke book #2 by Mike Larson and Gene Openshaw 1986
what can you get from four years of dope smoking-
a degree from evergreen state university

[QUOTE]

Hey, I resent that!And there is no Evergreen State University. That was one of my biggest pet peeves while working in The Evergreen State College's alumni/parents relations department, just hearing people who went there, were going there, or had kids going there say that.

[DB Cooper]

well maybe that means he didn't know what he was talking about, what deserves a strict grade in self analysis of work

[DB Cooper]

I like to think of the one about the toot fairy, as something a cop once believed about capitol hill in the 70's and 80's
a secret code no less...

[SkyElectric]

[QUOTE=forrest303;2733722][QUOTE=DB Cooper;2733071]seattle joke book #2 by Mike Larson and Gene Openshaw 1986
what can you get from four years of dope smoking-
a degree from evergreen state university

And there is no Evergreen State University. That was one of my biggest pet peeves while working in The Evergreen State College's alumni/parents relations department, just hearing people who went there, were going there, or had kids going there say that.

Yep, to be a University, you have to have a graduate school.
I learned that in college- yup me is smart now.