hey you know what FUCK YOU EGGNOG

[DJ Nikon]

So ive been noticing as i am getting older that i am unable to digest lactose worse and worse

cheeses are still fine
creamers in coffee is fine
even 2% is fine (though ive been getting 1% more frequently) and nonfat milk is disguisting (same with almond milk and such)


last year egg nog gave me pretty bad heart burn or upset stomach...didnt really wanna test it this year
it turned my insides and partial outsides like this:

http://www.dzm.com/~zuzana/export_images/LJ/lj-eggnog.jpg

so my mom made me a 12oz coffee and (im sure?) barely put any egg nog in it
all i gotta say is

FUCK YOU EGG NOG. FUCK OFF AND DIE


http://citizendick.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/eggnog-737936.jpghttp://citizendick.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/eggnog-737936.jpghttp://citizendick.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/eggnog-737936.jpg



no more egg nog for me for now on

[burnt]

dude don't buy that shit in the box, make your own.

its so easy and it tastes sooooo much better.

[burnt]

one serving:
1 cup of milk
1 egg
2 tsps sugar
dash of cinnamon

blend

serve with a dash of nutmeg.

***
two servings:
2 cups of milk
2 eggs
4 tsps sugar

three servings:
3 cups of milk
3 eggs
6 tsps sugar

and so on.

[DJ Nikon]

somewhere in there is a little bug named salmonella
but beyond that, yea i agree i always LOVED my best friends dad's receipe when he made it every christmas

havent had any of that in a few years :(
did make yours though 2yrs ago, still wondered about the uh cooking process

[bgrade]

I had an eggnog milkshake at burgerville yesterday. 'Twas da shit.

I love eggnog. My wife tries to get the lowfat shit..... no..... fuck that. Full fat, thick, yummy eggnog is awesome.

[quickster]

too much cholesterol in that shit....

[burnt]

somewhere in there is a little bug named salmonella
but beyond that, yea i agree i always LOVED my best friends dad's receipe when he made it every christmas

havent had any of that in a few years :(
did make yours though 2yrs ago, still wondered about the uh cooking process

STOP BEIN A PUSSY AND DRINK YOUR CUPPA BIRD FLU!!

[Hollywood]

dude there are lactous free eggnogs that are damn good! so eat a dick nikkon!!!

[.-=PSYLON=-.]

Not a fan of the carton. Love the home made. But yeah, as a rule it's Hot Toddys for me anyways. ;)

[SkyElectric]

Eggnog is for people who JUST ARE NOT FAT ENOUGH

[PoorGirl]

That stuff makes me want to puke.....I can't even stand the smell.

[HexRei]

ITS TIME FOR A FUCKIN HOT CHIP BREAK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaCZN2N6Q_I

[gingerballs]

This thread is simply amazing.

[IrisSilverMoon]

i made eggnog mousse with bourbon this year, it was delicious, but the eggnog wasn't really an overwhelming thickness and flavor, which i think helped.

[.-=PSYLON=-.]

i made eggnog mousse with bourbon this year, it was delicious, but the eggnog wasn't really an overwhelming thickness and flavor, which i think helped.

Jesus, titty fucking christ, I got fatter reading that. I want the recipe.

[Cethe]

i made eggnog mousse with bourbon this year, it was delicious, but the eggnog wasn't really an overwhelming thickness and flavor, which i think helped.

i'm with ben...please to be sending recipe, kplzthnx


Nat found organic chocolate egg nog this year.

she fucking loves it.
i say "meh"

but then some store bought 13% egg nog found it's way home :)
now i'm a happy camper


Not a fan of the carton. Love the home made. But yeah, as a rule it's Hot Toddys for me anyways. ;)

do you like hot buttered rum? cuz uh...i'm making some butter for a special batch...

[akyouser.oner]

I love egg nog, but it hates me.

Twin Brooks in the glass bottle... OMFG.

2 sips and I was sick for days, but almost worth it.

[Kosmicdog]

I used to swap out the "grown up" eggnog with the "kid" eggnog when all the adults werent paying attention.

Yes, I started drinking in third grade :)

[akyouser.oner]

I used to swap out the "grown up" eggnog with the "kid" eggnog when all the adults werent paying attention.

Yes, I started drinking in third grade :)

:O

This is my surprised face. LOL

[Nukegrrrl]

It's like spiced cum.

Take that as you will.

[akyouser.oner]

It's like spiced cum.

Take that as you will.

In the butt?

[Headphones Dude]

I find it a shame it's only something you can buy around the holidays. If it were a year round dairy product, it might not be such a big deal to people, but it seems like it's a drink that gets people sick/drunk (or both), or just seems to be a thick smooth drink that goes down well for the rest of us. Each cup you finish you easily want more of. Well, I do. I guess I'm going to buy some..

[Kosmicdog]

I find it a shame it's only something you can buy around the holidays. If it were a year round dairy product, it might not be such a big deal to people, but it seems like it's a drink that gets people sick/drunk (or both), or just seems to be a thick smooth drink that goes down well for the rest of us. Each cup you finish you easily want more of. Well, I do. I guess I'm going to buy some..

yeah, what a shame, I wish these obscure exotic ingredients were available year round!

1 cup of milk
1 egg
2 tsps sugar
dash of cinnamon

[IrisSilverMoon]

Jesus, titty fucking christ, I got fatter reading that. I want the recipe.

not sure it entirely counts as mousse since it uses cool whip, but its still good...

http://thepioneerwoman.com/tasty-kitchen/recipes/desserts/egg-nog-mousse-with-gingersnap-crumbles/

i added two shots of brandy before adding the cool whip.

btw these two egg nog recipes look pretty awesome (they are only missing the assholes)

http://thepioneerwoman.com/tasty-kitchen/recipes/drinks/homemade-egg-nog/

http://thepioneerwoman.com/tasty-kitchen/recipes/drinks/holiday-egg-nog/

[ShaneRory]

Made some home made eggnog today. It was pretty good.

[deformaty]

It's like spiced cum.

Take that as you will.

Yes, thick, old, yellow cum. Gulp that shit.

http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://scrapetv.com/News/News%2520Pages/Entertainment/images-3/family-guy-cast-vomiting.jpg&sa=X&ei=c4gaTZm5KIv2swOchOmUCg&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNEOt1M494BLdgmNvXfUHgnXJ_p-KA

[HexRei]

^^that's pretty much how this thread makes me feel

[spazmunkee]

ITS TIME FOR A FUCKIN HOT CHIP BREAK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaCZN2N6Q_I

:( you got me all excited, i thought you were talking about one of these...

http://8bc.org/music/electronicMESS/Mario+mixup/

[HexRei]

:( you got me all excited, i thought you were talking about one of these...

http://8bc.org/music/electronicMESS/Mario+mixup/

that shit was actually pretty fuckin sick

[equip]

why do the poll numbers add up to more than 100%?

[.-=PSYLON=-.]

not sure it entirely counts as mousse since it uses cool whip, but its still good...

http://thepioneerwoman.com/tasty-kitchen/recipes/desserts/egg-nog-mousse-with-gingersnap-crumbles/

i added two shots of brandy before adding the cool whip.

btw these two egg nog recipes look pretty awesome (they are only missing the assholes)

http://thepioneerwoman.com/tasty-kitchen/recipes/drinks/homemade-egg-nog/

http://thepioneerwoman.com/tasty-kitchen/recipes/drinks/holiday-egg-nog/

You rock, Chica. Also, that website looks pretty sweet. So thanks again. :)

[DJ Nikon]

why do the poll numbers add up to more than 100%?

because i enabled the option to let users choose more than one answer for the poll probably :)

[IrisSilverMoon]

You rock, Chica. Also, that website looks pretty sweet. So thanks again. :)

oh man, that website is my GO TO for recipes. So many good meals have been had from recipes on that site!

[forrest303]

Dood...Silk Nog FTW.

No dairy at all. Shit tastes better too!
http://www.koffeekompanions.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Holiday-Kap-Silksoy-Nog-blog_96.jpg

Its one thing I look forward to with the Holiday season each year!!!

[Nukegrrrl]

It's like spiced cum.

Take that as you will.Spiced cum season is upon us once more, just like your mom!

Eggnog: yay, or nay?

[booboo69]

Fuckin' yay. Goit half a pint in a beer stein on my desk right now...and the other half in mah belly.

[Izlude]

I will join Nikon in his eradication of Egg Nog.

[DJ Nikon]

I didnt have one drop of cum, or Nog for that matter this holiday season :)

my stomach
is
SO HAPPY WITH ME :D


so i rewarded it with truffles instead NOM NOM NOM /droolz :p

[burnt]

I had an idea while grocery shopping with kat.

You know how they make goat milk? Or like how some delicious cheese comes from goats like parmesan ..

They should make "goat nog"

[Cethe]

dude, burnt, instead of goat nog, which is still an animal dairy, and better then silk, because it's soy free....nat tried So Delicious Coconut nog, and said it was the best ever!!

so for those with dairy, egg and soy allergies check out the so delicious section in fred meyer

http://www.turtlemountain.com/img/products/so_delicious_beverage_qt_nog.jpg

[bsweet]

Still am extremely suspicious of anything that insists upon the "nog" factor.

Non dairy-free definitely seems to be asking for an accident waiting happen especially if rum is involved~!

Beer. And not any variant of egg nog flavored...that's something I can discuss.

[equip]

A good Orange Julius has got to have raw egg in it. I'm bad though. Always over-easy and I sneak ground beef out of the wok while I'm cooking. and cookie dough. It's good.

I can't remember the last time I drank the nog mixed with spirits. I blacked out.

[sea.envy]

it sucks that ground beef tastes so good rare.