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Fish-n-Chips
01-05-2011, 07:28 AM
Cupcake Wars on The Food Network is looking for a new host.
My pick:
Mario Lopez
dj plantlife
01-05-2011, 08:09 AM
i don't know what cupcake wars are... but doug benson should definitely be hosting it.
or better yet, shouldn't they really be looking for a HOSTESS? *badum-chick*
RichPoor
01-05-2011, 08:14 AM
i don't know what cupcake wars are... but doug benson should definitely be hosting it.
or better yet, shouldn't they really be looking for a HOSTESS? *badum-chick*
I think your hi-hat is cracked
Fish-n-Chips
01-05-2011, 09:18 AM
or better yet, shouldn't they really be looking for a HOSTESS? *badum-chick*
Hostess is funny,,,, and I know funny,,, LMFAO
JiveTurkeyMoFo
01-05-2011, 10:05 AM
Hi-hats don't make a "chick" sound. That's what he was referring to.
To my suprise there are no whales fighting eachother in Whale Wars. Cupcake Wars sounds like it will be equally dissapointing.
RichPoor
01-05-2011, 10:18 AM
Hi-hats don't make a "chick" sound. That's what he was referring to.
To my suprise there are no whales fighting eachother in Whale Wars. Cupcake Wars sounds like it will be equally dissapointing.
Nice to see somebody got it.
dj plantlife
01-05-2011, 10:21 AM
i was playing my rimshot off of a table and a coffee mug... it wasn't funny enough to bust out a drum kit here at work.
kizat
01-05-2011, 11:21 AM
Obviously it should be someone who likes pastries... and butter... and all things sweet and delicious..
and someone fat.
Paula Dean, maybe?
MaRbLe
01-05-2011, 11:24 AM
My GF enjoys that show, she loves the cupcake LOL
.-=PSYLON=-.
01-05-2011, 12:05 PM
Obviously it should be someone who likes pastries... and butter... and all things sweet and delicious..
and someone fat.
Paula Dean, maybe?
This.
She would put a stick of butter in a salad. Give her the cupcake show. It's only fitting.
Kohei
01-05-2011, 12:13 PM
I think your hi-hat is cracked
If you're going to get technical
a) Even though it's colloquially referred to as a rim-shot, it's actually a "sting." A rim-shot is when the rim and head of a drum are hit at the same time.
b) Most stings use a choked crash at the end, not a hi-hat.
kizat
01-05-2011, 12:22 PM
This.
She would put a stick of butter in a salad. Give her the cupcake show. It's only fitting.
I'm betting butter would be fantastic in the right salad... Just saying.
I can't help but love Paula Dean. When I see her, I just wanna hug her and nestle into her bosom and let her feed me.
kizat
01-05-2011, 12:23 PM
Ooh crap.. who;s that guy who use to host the slimey game on Nikelodeon and then went on to host that candy show on the travel channel? Mark something???
That guy. I love him.
.-=PSYLON=-.
01-05-2011, 12:28 PM
Ooh crap.. who;s that guy who use to host the slimey game on Nikelodeon and then went on to host that candy show on the travel channel? Mark something???
That guy. I love him.
Summers. Marc Summers. He'd be good, I'll bet. And not adverse to getting into REAL cupcake wars. The kind that end in stuff getting smeared in your hair, face, and clothing. I imagine that after Nickelodeon game shows, he can probably handle a little frosting.
a) Even though it's colloquially referred to as a rim-shot, it's actually a "sting." A rim-shot is when the rim and head of a drum are hit at the same time.
I thought a rimshot was when you're fuckin somebody in the ass, and you pull out and nut a little...on the rim...you know, rim-shot.
:D
kizat
01-05-2011, 12:45 PM
Summers. Marc Summers. He'd be good, I'll bet. And not adverse to getting into REAL cupcake wars. The kind that end in stuff getting smeared in your hair, face, and clothing. I imagine that after Nickelodeon game shows, he can probably handle a little frosting.
I actually read some where that he suffers from severe OCD and hates being dirty.
kizat
01-05-2011, 12:46 PM
During an interview with Dr. Eric Hollander on Biggers & Summers, Summers revealed that he has obsessive compulsive disorder. Summers went public about his condition on various television shows, including The Oprah Winfrey Show and The Today Show. In 1999, Summers co-wrote a book with Hollander about his experience, called Everything in Its Place: My Trials and Triumphs with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Summers also participated in a series of videos for Freedom from Fear, a non-profit organization with the goal of addressing anxiety disorders and other related behavioral disorders
From his wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Summers
ooh.. and thanks for the name.. :p
DJ Nikon
01-05-2011, 01:14 PM
Obviously it should be someone who likes pastries... and butter... and all things sweet and delicious..
and someone fat.
Paula Dean, maybe?
MOAR BUTTER IN DEEZ CAKES ONLY KPLSTHX
http://pics.livejournal.com/pauseativo/pic/00001x31/s320x240
RichPoor
01-05-2011, 01:33 PM
Who better to judge cupcakes then these fine beauties.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-9P9TKMEzdw/SkrjOrdjywI/AAAAAAAAACI/ncMJagi-5mk/s400/fat-slob-bitches.jpg
dj plantlife
01-05-2011, 01:38 PM
i don't think you get that fat by enjoying the taste of food... your tongue must get calloused at some point.
i'm sticking w/ doug benson. he's funny and he's stoned pretty much always.
Fish-n-Chips
01-05-2011, 02:36 PM
Daniel Tosh... He is pretty cup cake
.-=PSYLON=-.
01-05-2011, 03:14 PM
I actually read some where that he suffers from severe OCD and hates being dirty.
Wow. Then DEFINITELY him. Because anyone with OCD that hates being dirty... who then faces their fear and hosts FAMILY FRIKKIN DOUBLE DARE deserves a statue of themselves. One made of gold. That urinates champagne.
kizat
01-05-2011, 03:18 PM
Wow. Then DEFINITELY him. Because anyone with OCD that hates being dirty... who then faces their fear and hosts FAMILY FRIKKIN DOUBLE DARE deserves a statue of themselves. One made of gold. That urinates champagne.
FAMILY DOUBLE DARE!!
D00d... your brain powers are amazing.
dj plantlife
01-05-2011, 03:20 PM
my wife went to super sloppy double dare at the tacoma dome when she was a kid. as the style was giant t-shirts back in that day, the bright blue shirt with crazy ass writing and colors all over it that she got fits me now...
.-=PSYLON=-.
01-05-2011, 03:23 PM
my wife went to super sloppy double dare at the tacoma dome when she was a kid. as the style was giant t-shirts back in that day, the bright blue shirt with crazy ass writing and colors all over it that she got fits me now...
Pics, plz.
dj plantlife
01-05-2011, 04:55 PM
i will attempt to find a pic... it was mostly worn to raves (10 years ago). otherwise i'll have to take a new one.
XXBAMXX
01-05-2011, 05:18 PM
Hi-hats don't make a "chick" sound. That's what he was referring to.
To my suprise there are no whales fighting eachother in Whale Wars. Cupcake Wars sounds like it will be equally dissapointing.
Roflz!!
If there was more throwing of the cupcakes, it could be more interesting.
Headphones Dude
01-05-2011, 05:29 PM
Thank you for reminding me! My birthday is coming up(Jan 14th, I turn 38). And usually, I want cupcakes for my b-day, so that if I get greedy, I don't have to share em'....(I do, but usually I do want a decent amount to myself)
Yep, cupcakes are what I want from my sweetie...
SkyElectric
01-06-2011, 02:51 PM
Chief wars are the hottest thing on TV right now...
When will they start beating each other with the frying pans?
dj plantlife
01-11-2011, 09:32 AM
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_qgHb3DsJdp8/TSyhp2NS90I/AAAAAAAAAwM/te6nbrHN6rM/s512/IMAG0405-1.jpg
.-=PSYLON=-.
01-11-2011, 11:22 AM
Nice! 10chars
Fish-n-Chips
01-12-2011, 06:47 AM
GREAT,...,,..
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