Best TV Substitute Teacher?

[Nukegrrrl]

Peggy "Substitute Teacher of The Year" Hill?
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/759/759110/the-peggy-horror-picture-show-20070126053055878.jpg

Dorothy "It's spelled like it sounds" Zbornak?
http://images.wikia.com/goldengirls/images/4/4e/Beaarthur_(1).jpg

Uncle Joey?
http://prettyashley.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/2dave_coulier.jpg

Please add any other TV subs you can think of!

[Cethe]

dorothy...totally

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Does Mr. Kotter count?

[Nukegrrrl]

Does Mr. Kotter count?Was he a substitute, or a regular teacher?

I didn't watch that show much.

[RichPoor]

Hands down....
http://cache-02.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2008/04/southpark41108_jezebel.flv.jpg

[Nukegrrrl]

Hands down....
http://www.superheroes-r-us.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/sp12-disc15.jpgThe image host is screwing with ya, or the link's busted.

[vinyltap]

Was he a substitute, or a regular teacher?

I didn't watch that show much.

More of an alternative teacher for troubled students.

[Nukegrrrl]

More of an alternative teacher for troubled students.Unless Mr Kottah was a substitute teacher, no. This thread is about subs who are tops!

[vinyltap]

Unless Mr Kottah was a substitute teacher, no. This thread is about subs who are tops!

Poo. Peggy Hill then. The best substitute spanish teacher ever.

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Wait...Is Ms. Chokesondik considered a sub?

[Nukegrrrl]

Wait...Is Mrs. Chokesondicks considered a sub?Or was she the full time replacement for Garrison?

I can't recall.

Good question!

[Andromeda.]

despite my affinity for bea arthur i ended up voting for uncle joey. whatever a) keeps that guy from sitting around the house doing "comedy" with his hand up a retarded puppet's ass, and b) gets that guy a little bit of money each week to lower his food stamp handout each month, is a good thing.

or someone could just euthanize him already.

[vinyltap]

despite my affinity for bea arthur i ended up voting for uncle joey. whatever a) keeps that guy from sitting around the house doing "comedy" with his hand up a retarded puppet's ass, and b) gets that guy a little bit of money each week to lower his food stamp handout each month, is a good thing.

or someone could just euthanize him already.

The aftermath of the Olsen twins, leads me to believe that it's a bad idea to have any of the Full House "dads" around any children(especialy Sagat).

[.-=PSYLON=-.]

Hands down....
http://cache-02.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2008/04/southpark41108_jezebel.flv.jpg

How ken I reeeeeech these keeeeeds?

[Cethe]

The aftermath of the Olsen twins, leads me to believe that it's a bad idea to have any of the Full House "dads" around any children(especialy Sagat).

seriously.

[Nukegrrrl]

despite my affinity for bea arthur i ended up voting for uncle joey. whatever a) keeps that guy from sitting around the house doing "comedy" with his hand up a retarded puppet's ass, and b) gets that guy a little bit of money each week to lower his food stamp handout each month, is a good thing.

or someone could just euthanize him already.Glad I'm not the only one that feels that way.

Originally I was going to put something snarky down as a nickname for him, like "Uncle Joey 'I've had a shitton of carreers (ad exec, substitute teacher, professional comedian, TV show host...) but still live in my best friend's living room, with no possessions save for a creepy puppet, 30 Hawaiian shirts and a broken down pachinko machine' Gladstone," or something to that effect.

[Rejected]

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Peggy Hill all the way.

I am so sad I watched all of the episodes in all of the seasons of King of the Hill on Netflix. My veg-out time is so much more difficult now!

[NeOmega]

There was an episode of The Simpsons where half the town became substitute teachers.
Jasper, Abe Simpson, and Marge Simpson were 3 that immediately spring to mind.

And with that... Jasper was the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFgR0m-9FmM

Talking out of turn...that's a paddling.
Looking out the window...that's a paddling.
Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling.
Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling

[fuerve]

...subs who are tops!

Does not compute.

[St. Earl]

ha! she just blew your mind.

[Nukegrrrl]

There was an episode of The Simpsons where half the town became substitute teachers.
Jasper, Abe Simpson, and Marge Simpson were 3 that immediately spring to mind.

And with that... Jasper was the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFgR0m-9FmMExcellent contribution to the thread!

Outta that bunch, I'd also go with Jasper.

[ViennaSt]

I hada hippy jewish teacher I really liked...no crush but he was the best teach I ever had. He was very much like Mr. Bergstrom on the Simpsons so I'm gonna have to say that's my favorite.

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mr-bergstrom.jpg

..but from the list Peggy Hill

[Kosmicdog]

Mr Cartmenez.

And Ms. Diane Choksondik was full time. Until she was killed, ironically, by an enormous overload of semen in her stomach.

[Nukegrrrl]

[...]Mr. Bergstrom on the Simpsons so I'm gonna have to say that's my favorite.Nice contribution to the thread!

[Orbmunk]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Fast_Times_at_Buddy_Cianci_Jr._High.jpg
Oh My GOD, THERE'S A BEAR IN MY OATMEAL!