40 mistakes men make when having sex with women

[groovinkim]

these are huge generalizations of course..
some i don't agree with.. but a few brought up such vivid memories that i felt it
was worthwhile to pass on. *grin*


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40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks fist.

18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

[GroovyGoddess]

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there.And don't grab her head.


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[This message has been edited by GroovyGoddess (edited 01-23-2000).]

[sothis]

ROFL.

i wish all guys could read this.

so true, yes... so true.

[ToasTy]

I'm naive.. n a bit scared when it comes to sex.. reading that kinda makes me more so :P
I've only had sex with.. 2 people.. so..

[Zane]

Damn! That's what I've been doing wrong?

[Lady Legs]

*bows to Kim*

Thank you for helping out of men.... god knows, some of them really need it!
Only disagreement is the hot wax... if you find a low-temperature candle, and make sure it SAYS that is what it is... it can become a very erotic addition to a massage...

[Snugglez]

OMG that stuff is SO true! LOL! Kim, you should make that list into a little "You can do it, there's nothing to it!" booklet for all the guys! *giggle*

~ Nicole

P.S.. You forgot the one about licking armpits.*grimace* It doesn't turn all girlies on.

[DJ Mad]

Well I have learned alot from this I think all guys should read this alot of stuff I never thought of before

[psyanide]

I think we should make a list for women too....I'm not very experienced so I can't make a contribution but I think it would be very useful

J

[Headphones Dude]

Now, if only I had a partner.....Some of these hints may come in useful if I should ever get to try em'.....

[epsilon]

Some of us learn better from experience than from reading http://www.hyperreal.org/~gruvnkim/ubb/smile.gif

Any girls out there offering lessons? :-)

[sothis]

haha... actually i think it would be kinda neat to have a list for girls to follow. god knows girlies probably do things wrong too http://www.hyperreal.org/~gruvnkim/ubb/smile.gif id read it.

someone write one!

[S p u n]

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

Alright... How many girls have had # 29 happen to them? (Oops! Sorry, I slipped!) hehe http://www.hyperreal.org/~gruvnkim/ubb/smile.gif

[ToasTy]

well
here's some useful info girls should know http://www.ohyesuare.com/sexjokes4/girlshouldknow.shtml

... *ducks* just kidding http://www.hyperreal.org/~gruvnkim/ubb/smile.gif

[LucY_FuRR]

hmm pretty interesting. im suprised there was no mention of personal hygene.. how exactly do you break the news to someone that they need to, um, take a shower?? http://inetarena.com/~olo/gif/innocent.gif

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[TheKow]

Hrm, donno about this. Sounds pretty one-sided to me.

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[adam]

I'm not doing so badly at all.

Word.

[eztrippin]

well there u go...
every bitch i can think of.
especially the:
quote:
"35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end."
omg.
i hate that shit.
tramp stamps r not ok...even if there from guys. cute or not....in the moment or not... i swear i make it loud and clear... but noooooooooooo....
dont listen to the e~z!
grrr
*growl at the thought of hickeys or bite marks*

E~Z

[Acidraver]

Hmmmm, interesting...
***note to self: print screen and read every night before bed***
PLUR!!!
~Matt
www.halcyon.com/procont/matt (http://www.halcyon.com/procont/matt)

[orchid]

Kim,
Thank you for this public service announcement.

I'd like to throw in, listening...listen to your partner when she makes suggestions...it is her body after all.

And another thing...women blame it all one men, but how many of them say "could you try this..." or "I like it when..."

word Kim

[186k/sec]

#41 - asking her to change the channel.


Its all subjective - You could just as easily reverse the genders & retain truth.

or would that be a gay boi gett'n it w/ a lesbian?

[This message has been edited by 186k/sec (edited 01-24-2000).]

[Lady Legs]

hahaha
We were just talking about the whole watching TV during sex thing... my friend jay claims to have played a video game while having sex.... I WOULD KILL A MAN IF HE DID THAT!!!! Talk about distraction...... but I bet that would help with 'staying' power http://www.hyperreal.org/~gruvnkim/ubb/wink.gif

[rudiegirl]

I read that site that you posted ToasTy...
ROFLMAO
That is just horrible, awful, horrible, terrible...my goodness that is bad.
hehehe
Obviously written by a man...
but don't get me wrong, it was good for a laugh.
*shakes head*
...horrible, awful, horrible...
http://www.hyperreal.org/~gruvnkim/ubb/wink.gif
*hugs*
angel

[DjMascara]

Hum...I wouldn't know.

~Jaime

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[LiLRoAdRuNnER]

that is so true...sometimes...yeah great advice for all guys...hee hee. Anywho...hope all guys read this and follow it...they need to know to be gentle to us women...not try and break us...make it fun for us too. Hee hee... Chalaina

[B;-p]

hmmm Very intersting.

But I think that it has been so long that I forgot what its like. I do remember that in the last relationship I was in I was taught not to rush after sex it will just happen on its on at the right time, 2 foreplay is a must If I didn't go downstairs for at least 45 mins or 2 O's I didn't get any.......but that was like 9 months ago....
oh well

Love B
laterz

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[MUD_E_GRRL]

oh mah gorsh those are so true, lol. n i totally have to agree wif Lucy fuRR cleanliness is so important. n tha purshin ur head ya that is jus a no-no. i have stopped in tha middle n been like "knock it tha fuck off, man!"
*ish takin a break from tha men*
!* coot grrlz *!???
; )
mud*e

[The Candy Kid]

Those were all so true Kim!
I totally agree with 29) Attempting anal sex and pretending it was an accident.

I have had that happen a couple of times and it was not plesant for him afterwords http://www.hyperreal.org/~gruvnkim/ubb/smile.gif

How many girls can say the same?

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MuCh LoVe,
Shawna

[Rubadub]

I must say that was a very entertaining list of things. So many sex taboos. Speaking of one often referred to throughout this discussion. Accidently going anal. Havn't had this happen to me, thank god, but I have slipped and made this fatal mistake. Lucky the girl I was with was understanding and believed me. Sometimes when your going by feel, and you both are wet and slippery, things slip in the wrong place! I hope to those who it has happend to, you understood.
Moving on. You all will have to excuse my ignorance, but where is the clitoris? Someone during growing up I never got the diagram of the vagina. Where would I go to find that? Thanks!

Rubadub



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[Sugar]

Oh my funny!!

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
and 33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
are two I highly agree with! hehe.."hey uhh.. can you put yer feet behind yer head..?"

and spun spun spun.. youd be suprised what a guy will "acidently" do.. http://www.hyperreal.org/~gruvnkim/ubb/smile.gif

thanks for the giggle kim.

~Wub Sugar~
A little sugar never hurt anyone.

[This message has been edited by Sugar (edited 01-24-2000).]

[A D I D A S]

thats a good list for men to read, however it certainly doens't apply to all women... well at least many of the technique ones.

Anyways, I'll try and come up with some tips for girls here about sex.

#1. You should be proud of your body. ~ A girl who is embarrased or ashamed of her body or letting someone see it is very unattractive. If a guy is involved with you most likely he likes your body. And if a guy makes negitive comments about your body, your with the wrong guy.

#2. "Oh, I'm clean" ~ Don't take a guys word that he "always" uses condoms, but doesn't want to with you, because your special. Unless you know you can trust him and he has been tested, don't go un protected.

#3. "well, I'm waiting" ~ A girl who usually/always waits for the guy to make the first moves durring sex can be boring, at least I like a girl who can take controll of the situation sometimes, and can be agressive, and not a deer frozen with her headlights sticking out.

#4. Its not a video game joystick. ~ girls who grab and pull on a guys penis / sqeeze thier jewels when trying to massage them can quickly cause a guy's mouth to hang open, in pain, not pleasure. Be gentle with heavy D and the boys, espicially the boys, they are little and sensitive to pressure.

#5. Its also not a cigarette. ~ licking and kissing it feels good... but using pressure with your lips, sucking and using your hand feels better.

#6. They aren't as big as yours, but they do exist. ~ Guy's nipples and chest are also sensitive and enjoy being kissed, licked, and rubbed.. Most girls seem to think only breasts are sensitive, guys chests are too, they are just flatter and more hairy.

#7. "Psssst! 'member me?" when a guy is rubbing your love button he most likely would also like his rubbed. *return the pleasure* (I hate using the word favor)

#8. "ack! u scarred it!" ~ don't be agressive and act impatient when trying to get a sleepy guy hard... getting frustrated will only scare it. be gentle and treat it like a kitten - if u wanna stroke it, sometimes u need to coax it and be friendly and sweet, it doesn't always jump into your lap.

#9. "slow and low, that is the tempo" (beastie boys) ~ I'm sure this isn't what they meant, (woah, beastie boys just came on the radio, weird) but anyways take your time slowly rubbing and carressing and kissing a guys chest, down to his stomach, and tease him slowly while make your way down his pants, don't just thrust your hand down there. make him quiver in anticipation. But please don't tease unless your going to fallow through, its like putting food in front of a kitten, then not letting it have it.

#10. "now we are all sweaty.. hmm..." ~ Suggest a shower afterwords, theres nothing like cuddeling and carressing in a warm shower then cuddeling up in bed after sex. It feels good to shower and get clean, it feels even better and special when he is with you.

Well theres some ideas for women, and a hour of typing/thinking. mostly based on my expierences, because, well, I didn't take a poll or anything. But I'm dead tired and need to get some sleep, So enjoy! =o)

*Hugz*

~Steve

[This message has been edited by A D I D A S (edited 01-25-2000).]

[tinyx]

Thanx for this list... I am sure that it will help all the boys out there!!! Anda few women too!!! One major bug w/ me, is guys that are WAY TOO EAGER!!! big turnoff!!! Sloe down, take your time,and enjoy yourself, thats what your doing this for, isn't it??? HUGS&KISSES
tinyx

[The Candy Kid]

Thanx Steve! Even know i didn't learn anything new either but I still appeciate it. It was the thought that counts.

Hugs&Kisses

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[JokerJackle]

Hmmm, thank you Adidas for giving advice for the women

Women are people
Men are people

I don't like people

But assuming I did. I got some advice, women and men need to fuck better and more often. Every aspect of fucking, foreplay afterplay, whatever. Of course it needs to be safe blah blah. Compatible ages, blah blah. People don't spend enough time in physical itimacy with each other. Cuddling for a movie is kewl but lame too. Needs to be more strip down orgies on roof tops and hot springs. Phucking is kewl. Practice makes perfect :p

Oh yeah, women aren't dolls, they are ugly little hairless monkeys just like men, living lives out of the sunlight and under the smoke of cigs

[Lady Legs]

I'm not a guy, but I want to say THANKS Steve... nothing new for me to learn there, but I am sure that the "ladies" of the board who are inexperienced will appreciated this tidbit you have created on the art called "lovin'".

Cherio!

[A D I D A S]

women and men need to fuck better and more often

I agree =oP

[Lady Legs]

HA HA HA
I second that one! So true... I wish that we could get rid of all STD's, and control pregnancy even more. Then we could ALL have sex more often. Sex is a VERY good thing, only wish I could do it more often! images/smilies/wink.gif

[TheKow]

41) Not realizing they're being graded :-P

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[djshinno]

OkokokOKOK!!! Very informative bit of information for us guys. But what about all the horrible things girls to do us males? hehehe. I can't think of any at this time, but i'll get around to it =o) I love you all

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[Burst]

Ok that will never happen when i am with a female cuz they are first and its all up to them to tell me what they want. ok thats enouph

[kashmir]

kow, you are ALWAYS being graded

[TheKow]

Shit, I'm gonna fuck up the midterm bad, I just know it.

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[kashmir]

hopefully they throw out the low score, yeah?

[jungleGIRL]

number 33 i can totaly relate with...blah heheehe...how cheezy can guyz be?

[SuperGirl]

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the
Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

AUGH!! This is so true. The throat, shoulders, inner elbow, waist, stomach... I mean come ON. You have an entire feast of rare delicacies spread out before you, and you want one dish.

Some women are guilty of the same with guys... treating them as though they have nothing but a penis, and getting all affronted that the fellow in question isn't overjoyed at being mauled about by an inconsiderate hand.

Anyone can make a guy or girl cum if they have the cooperation of the person in question... but it takes an effort to please someone. It's SO worth it.

~SG~>

[nel]

lmao

i should have read this sooner! it just leaves me thinking wtf??? haha


men are from mars, women are from venus.......not penis

[while E kyotE]

ya umm, i've seen the book of what men know about women, the funny thing is all the pages are blank!
thanks kim

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[Kosmicdog]

I know this really hot chick who is also sort of a slut. It is well known among my circle of friends that if you come in her mouth without warning she will instantly slug you in the ballz...

So careful boys, this being a public forum it wouldn't be very genlemenly for me to print her name.

[7uNCHB0X]

Well my momma always told me women are special...so HUGGLES TO YOU ALL!!!

and my opinion ...i guess this is for a few reason i believe this but i do...is that women should be able to feel comfy as hell and be able to voice there opion about anythign guy/girl is doing to them. If you arnt feelign comfy enought to say please i dont like that than it just isnt right...

well that is my opinion...i knwo i am goginto get flamed by soem MACHO guy about it but i feel that a women needs to be please more than a man does...well look they are the ones that bring life in to the world they have to put up with the hardship of labor and pregnancy the lease a man can do is go that extra mile to make sure she is fully pleased...and i am saying this refering to sex in general not just trying to get a women preg.m ohhkay now that i have confused you all with my banter time to RAWR!!!


RAWR!!

Huggles!

Lunchbox and bear the dynamic duo

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You have nothing to lose and everything to gain...So be your self express your self and live your life to the fullest...dance breathe live love listen and feel life for what it is worth. Be respectfull be kind be not judgemental do not mock. Do not hate one for there choice or who they are ,we are but humans we are all capable of makeing mistakes and we do...but if we can all do one thing and do it right that is to live life to the fullest! Enjoy dance and music and enjoy what we do...dance to forget dance to live or dance to dance, dance to be free dance to forget or dance to remember but most of all be your self...


ohh yeah i wrote this too if you are wondering

[Sinsualy bitten]

groovinkim

you really know what your talking about.

its good that someone let all the guys know.

Or some would never figure it out.

-<Ge-off>-

[*Jester*]

Quoted from: A D I D A S

#4. Its not a video game joystick. ~ girls who grab and pull on a guys penis / sqeeze thier jewels when trying to massage them can quickly cause a guy's mouth to hang open, in pain, not pleasure. Be gentle with heavy D and the boys, espicially the boys, they are little and sensitive to pressure.
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Very True!! and very painfull!


Be gentle



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[ST!X]

*goes through his notes a 4th time*

*sighs*

Damn, I feel like their should be a training video next...

Hrrmmm... yeah, any takers on making one? images/smilies/tongue.gif
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[RandumbZuZu]

Good Lord! I love the person who wrote this!
Thanx for posting this. I might be forced to show this to my boyfriend now images/smilies/smile.gif LoL. Peace!

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[OpheliaDream]

I've onlee gotz one werd to say~
Werd!
And a few more~
If onlee more guyz could read this....*sigh*

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Sad is the word that describes the day when the word FREE means only "pay no money."
The Other One: "If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy?"


Tee Hee Hee~

I wish pain was like.......a......a thing.....so that i could, like.....shoot it.......*twirls hair around index finger* *vacant stare* *pops PINK bubble gum*

*Perfectly Engineered For Porn*

[omnirecords]

All i have to say is...i'm glad i'm not one of those guys!!! :P


!@#$cHRiS%^&*

[omnirecords]

All i have to say is...i'm glad i'm not one of those guys!!! :P


!@#$cHRiS%^&*

[TiggerLuv]

First and foremost - WERD!!!!!!!

groovinkim - I think I luv you images/smilies/biggrin.gif I'd have sex with you anytime... *blushes* images/smilies/wink.gif

One of the most annoying things I can think of is getting tackled(roughly) by your partner first thing. Being aggressive is good, sometimes very good *thoughts wander*, but starting out by applying a million pounds of pressure on a sensitive area can be and usually is VERY painful.
#11... how sad but very true..... Square one is a very frustrating place to start out at let alone being sent there repeatedly images/smilies/mad.gif images/smilies/frown.gif

And #10 from ADIDAS, especially being a girl, it makes a world of difference comfort wise.

Much luv,
Heather


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SSsskKKkk!! Sheeeerrmmm...

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[KANDYMAN]

sounds like you've just been with a bunch of high-school boys that haven't quite learned yet, give em a chance and talk to them when you're doin it so they learn and don't continue doing the things that upset you because they don't even know better.

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"Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things!" :)

[TiggerLuv]

Oh, this isn't any recent experiences of mine...
I just don't kindle fond memories from the past...
High school, ugh!!! *cringes*

There are a lot of high school boys on the board who could use the advice images/smilies/smile.gif

Much luv,
Heather

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"Say, I feel like bouncing" - Tigger
SSsskKKkk!! Sheeeerrmmm...

aradia@seanet.com
FKA - TiggerLuvsHugs Name was too long *shrug*

[PDX TEX]

kim raises some excellent points boys so its good to take note...but ladies, please have faith in the male gender....as men, we might have knuckle draggin' tendencies sometimes but we are not a total loss... images/smilies/wink.gif

tex

[MeowMix]

I want to get laid....good lay....please....

[Popeye]

DOSN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX ANYMORE!?!?

[crzydimund]

Hi
I disagree with
#3
and
#5

heh...LOL at #34 looking for her prostate images/smilies/smile.gif
~me

[evilarchangel68]

ummm, if im not mistaken , wasn't this "LIST OF THINGS NOT TO DO" an article in MAXIM magazine? I'm pretty sure i read all this before...it was the rule about 'not asking if she had an orgasm if you dont know dont ask', that made me remember I read this before. sorry if i burst any bubbles but crredit should go where credit is due

[LucyFurr]

i disagree with #40. if somebody does good, i let them know it and thank them for the wonderful time. ive never gotten a negative response for thanking somebody. images/smilies/confused.gif

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[yoded]

Hey ladies most guys dont know how to please a women right due to the lack of good experience or coaching. Either they dont care or was never taught. they dont know the many pleasures that follow when you know how to please a women right. talk to them ladies, it worked for me . I get off from the sight of seeing a women being pleased from my actions.
Tell them what you like, & hell be damn good. I know, I thank the many,many women out there that taught me.

--ed aka yoded

SEE YA ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!!

[JennifrC]

ALL OF THIS IS SO FUNNY AND TRUE!

[evilarchangel68]

oh my god...
im so sorry kim!
i am just realisong now how incredibly bitchy that post sounded. im very sorry...i wasnt trying to put you down, i have a lot of respect for you. i swear, i really am not that nitpicky and rude in real life!
please forgive me!

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Nuttin' but good vibes here, mates.

[Kosmicdog]

*Deeep scarey echoey voice*

"You must bow down and respect the master! The CREATOOR!!!"

He he.

[Catalyst]

The scarey part is that this needed to be written at all. Geeze.

[Rude Boy]

Well damn, that's why I can't get laid...


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Keep Yer Head Up.

[A.J.]

Some of this seems kind of obvious. And I have never had sex. But now im even more scared than before.



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Woah....this goa shit makes me wanna smoke weed and not pay my bills EVER!

NWWP
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[Tweakster]

<font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2">*Deeep scarey echoey voice*
"You must bow down and respect the master! The CREATOOR!!!"

He he.
</font>
hahhahahhhahahahahahahahahaha *wipes tear* hahahahhahahaha

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[groovinkim]

<font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2">mmm, if im not mistaken , wasn't this "LIST OF THINGS NOT TO DO" an article in MAXIM magazine? I'm pretty sure i read all this
before...it was the rule about 'not asking if she had an orgasm if you dont know dont ask', that made me remember I read this before.
sorry if i burst any bubbles but crredit should go where credit is due</font>

could be.. got it forwarded to me w/no credit, so i have no idea what the original source was.

seems a little too intelligent for maxim, tho :P

[Jester0]

well so far so good, i follow all those guidelines and a few more...

like i always make sure that my partner has had several orgasms b4 i finish and even then i spring back up to keep her pleasured even though i wont be able to get off again for at least a half hour

its also good to watch and listen to your partner so you dont go to long, even if your doin most of the work all that fun can be tiring for her images/smilies/biggrin.gif

listening and paying attention to facial expressions from time to time is the single best way besides asking to tell if your doing things right... try to remember those spots that she reacts too and tease them a bit but dont concentrate on them too much

if you know your partner is a bit unexperienced(and experience has little to do with how many times they've done it) then feel free to subtly suggest to them things they can do... like gently placing their hand in a spot you would like caressed, or if their bein to aggressive correct the hand by holding it and showing them how you like it

another BIG problem with unexperienced men is holding back (i know its hard for me to hold back when i've been out of practice for awhile) if this happens then dont get discouraged, just relax together and see if u can get it started up again after a few minutes... if not then the next time try to pay attention when your partner gets close and slow down or stop entirely to let them slow down and have them pleasure you with their tongue or fingers.

never force your partner to do anything, they may end up doing it, but they wont be happy about it afterwards... i know several woman who have been giving fellatio and have been forced to swallow by the guy holding their head... all this will do is have them less willing the next time or maybe nevr wantin to do so ever again... its synonymous to rape and realy pisses me off when i hear about it.

in the end being communicative and loving with your partner will make for wonderful sex and hopefully a happy, lasting relationship images/smilies/smile.gif


these were just a few thoughts that jumped at me while readin this thread, most hold true for both men and woman, and if you ever want to discuss this topic more, i've had a bit of practice and am more then willing to mentaly enlighten those that are a bit lostor curious about other things they can do... if so, i go to a party most every weekend , just snag me by the arm and we can talk if ya like...

well keep havin' that wonderful sex you all... i know i will now that i've finaly found someone to play with images/smilies/biggrin.gif
(that was a realy hard 2 months of nothin)



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I have a problem lettin the voices in my head come out
and play, they'd rather stay inside and dance, HELP!!!!

heres a big :p*MUAH*:p from the KiSsIn KrEw

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[BEAR]

RAWR!!!

ppl sex confuse bear...he no like to hear about it...but bear sex...RAWR!! Bear gewd at bear sex!!!

RAWR!!

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RAWR!

KandE kids are phun!!

Huggles is my word and so is RAWR!! so stopping copying me!

I am bear hear me RAWR!!!

[Masha]

HA! omg..too funny..

http://maxpages.com/masha206 that's meeh!

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[pinkshag]

*giggles*
oh my god all of this is so true..
ESPECIALLY # 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guys be careful....im not gonna mention any names but jesus its not a fucking binkie ok..?
now kim..what about the permanent dye?

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[PDX TEX]

quote: "like i always make sure that my partner has had several orgasms b4 i finish and even then i spring back up to keep her pleasured even though i wont be able to get off again for at least a half hour"

this is cool as long as whom ever your with agrees....but,........I hope guys don't think that this should be their mission however. Im sure that the sensation of the multiple orgasm is great but even if YOU might not be done, SHE may very well be and you should take a break tiger....sex does not need to be an orgasm marathon and nor is good sex measured by how many orgasms people have, but you raise some good points jester...I just didn't want some guys to take your first quote the wrong way.....and yes, talk, talk, talk to your loved ones and find out what makes them happy........


tex

[groovinkim]

<font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2">i am just realisong now how incredibly bitchy that post sounded. im very sorry...i wasnt trying to put you down, i have a lot of respect for you. i swear, i really am not that nitpicky and rude in real life! </font>

? no worries. i didn't think it sounded bitchy.

and i'm plenty bitchy myself anyway. images/smilies/biggrin.gif
i like ppl who say what they think whether it's "polite" or not.

so yah.. nothin' to apologize for!

[Nova]

40 good reasons why I'm sticking to women...

Not that women are perfect...but they are just more clued in to what a woman wants, sexually as well as emotionally. It's a fact.

[*~Pink~*]

okay, a few tips from the formaly thought to be sweet and pure pink. here goes...

#1. okay, first off, I have really sensative nipples, and for the guys out there, don't give a constant stream of stimulation, it feels good, but for some reason, you need breaks. play for a minute then stop and go someplace else, then come back in a bit.

#2. For the ladies, look happy and pleasured to have your partner in your mouth, you can't look like you're choking it down for them, do it for yourself and it can be fun.

#3. definately tease eachother, but do follow through. I have found a fun tool for this is a silk scarf or even a neck-tie for a blindfold. cover your partner's eyes and it is evn more fun because they don't know what's coming or where you are going to touch them next.

#4. You have to be comfortable with them, and love both of your bodies, respect eachother and enjoy being together outside of the bedroom and above all be open and honest it pays off later so you won't be afraid to tell them what to do or not do and throw out ideas.

thanx, he he he. moocho wuv all around! and good sex to all who persue it. good luck especialy to the newbies in the bedroom.

laters, Bye images/smilies/smile.gif

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[Zillah1221]

5) BITING HER NIPPLES.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES.

37) TALKING DIRTY.

40) THANKING HER.
I personally disagree with these on the list. But then again..everyone has their own tastes. I don't mind biting...actually I like it, and I tend to repay the favour. Love bites can be fun sometimes...hopefully in nonvisable places. Kind of like a memory to take home with you. And yeah...i like talking dirty...i'm a little slut sometimes...but hey, it's fun and you should be comfortable doing/saying anything with someone you are having sex with. And I'd like to be thanked actually. Otherwise I feel used...like it wasn't even good and they hate you. I like little compliments, and I think Thank You is a wonderful compliment!


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Krista Kitten

[siroquois]

W3rd to A D I D A S-- especially the "taking showers" bit!

hehe I don't try to know a lot about sex (except that it ROCKS), but I know that after all that hard w3rk and then the messie bit, Nothin' beats a NICE WARM SHOWER with tha person you just had sex with. Then you go to sleep together... Aaaahhhh.

Alright so maybe I'm a romantic??



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[Jester0]

PDX TEX - very true dude... sex does NOT need to last forever, i just always make sure my lover is fully pleasured first images/smilies/biggrin.gif images/smilies/biggrin.gif images/smilies/biggrin.gif
there is a point though when woman just get numb from too much pleasure, and that goes very much the same for men.

*~Pink~* - 2 and 4 are some nice points... oral pleasure is my favorite part of sex images/smilies/tongue.gif images/smilies/tongue.gif images/smilies/tongue.gif
and if my partner doesnt like to do it then i dont want them to, so even though i realy enjoy it, to see them cringing is a major turn-off.


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I have a problem lettin the voices in my head come out
and play, they'd rather stay inside and dance, HELP!!!!

All life is balance, you either reach your balance or you die.

QUALITY is the goal not quantity.

heres a big images/smilies/tongue.gif*MUAH* images/smilies/tongue.gif from the KiSsIn KrEw

angel0fire0@hotmail.com
icq: 66062269
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[This message has been edited by Jester0 (edited 01-12-2001).]

[binke]

41) ACCIDENTLY BEING WITH A WOMAN WHEN YOU ARE GAY

images/smilies/wink.gif

[bright]

i hate those stupid lists. they are worded in such a way as if those are RULES. everyone is different, everyone has likes and dislikes, and you are not going to have sex with everyone, so don't try to turn yourself into some kind of common denominator i'm-gonna-please-every-girl-out-there kinda guy. that is just neurotic bullshit.

sex is fun, it is play! there is no right or wrong technique. talk to your partner openly about wot he or she wants. frankly, i am very turned off by people who secretly read cosmopolitan or maxim or wotever to learn how to have sex, and then don't actually talk to the Real Life Person that they are actually having sex with to find out wot THEY want.

i agree with hailbob about the "tell me when you come" thing. if a girl asks me to do that before-hand, i will comply. but it does make me feel bad that my juice is somehow gross to them.

also, yeah, girl's nipples seem to be pretty sensitive. if you guys are watching pornos and learning from them, realize that that is not reality. those 5-minute-long nipple-biting scenes are fantasy.

also, even tho it is nice to get a good peak at the clit, that is very sensitive area, and it isn't good to be all munching directly on it.

and dude, does it REALLY matter who takes their clothes off first? geez.

god, and another thing: that list has coming too soon and not coming soon enough right after each other. damn, is the author trying to turn scared teen-age boys into even more scared teen-age boys? fuck you author.

sex should be fun! chill out and do your own thing, and talk about it. your partner is a person, not a piece of meat or an "experience".

- paul

[Otee7]

I must say, this has got to be one of the funniest list I've ever read; and all of it is true! My boyfriend definitely needs to read this and learn- 'cause we seem to be having some technical difficulties in the bedroom. images/smilies/tongue.gif

[bright]

otee7,

maybe the technical difficulties stem from you not talking to him about wot it is you don't like.

- paul

[PDX TEX]

touche

[sothis]

<font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2">, its impossible to focus on enjoying your climax if, just before Old Faithful bursts, she keeps reminding me to "let her know before it happens."
</font>

im sorry, but there is nothing worse than a guy not telling me, and all of a sudden choking and gagging as shit sprays in my mouth.

i get pissed, and odds are i wont do it again.
it is rude to not warn a girl.

[shady_the glimmer man]

women dont like being dragged in caves by the hair......so thats what she was screaming about, sorry freak420, next time ill use your legs.....

[Psycho Cat]

Wow, that was a great list, it certainly helps us guys out, but it no fair to not have one about the things girls do wrong.
Ok, lemme think...
Don't just lie there, and...
Don't use your teeht for oral sex
Ok, thats all my complaints


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[eeyore0508]

ugh... sex.. never had it, prolly never will (cuz i'm stupid ugly and socially awkward) and this list makes me think it even less likely for if i should have sex i'm sure it would be a terrible experience for the poor poor female participant

chris *blegh*

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[RavenHawk]

Okay, I got a question for the ladies:

I've met a lot of girls who don't enjoy receiving oral sex. I'm always baffled by this, because it seems like every girl who talks about it, absolutly loves it. I'm always disappointed, cause I LOVE going down on a girl, and I feel like I'm missing out. Just wanted to get some of the ladies' reactions to this? I keep thinking that maybe they just haven't had it done RIGHT before, and they never give me the chance. images/smilies/wink.gif
Any thoughts?

Peace.

[hailbob]

i've also met a lot of girls who think oral sex is "icky." unfortunately, its a 2-way street like that, they hate giving, they hate receiving.

yep, i love going down on a woman. its a power trip for me. *shrug* its no good, though, if she keeps asking me if i'm "sure it doesn't taste funny."

conversely, when i climax, i like to enjoy it. and it takes a little focus. ladies, you prolly know what i'm talking about here. anyhoo, its impossible to focus on enjoying your climax if, just before Old Faithful bursts, she keeps reminding me to "let her know before it happens."

thats about as useful as when a guy asks a woman, 2 or 3 minutes before she climaxes, "hey, are you actually gonna come? cool! how close are you?"

what sucks is that SO MANY girls feel this way about oral sex. i know, i know, there's a grip out there that say they're not like that, but i've dated women who say that out loud...but behave differently.

whatever...i love oral sex, but only if its worthwhile. like Sam Kinison said, sex isn't necessarily dirty - unless you're doing it right.

[Kosmicdog]

Haha!! There are still a bunch of unlocked ones!!

[Jester0]

hey eeyore, never say never dude, when your with someone who's mutualy interested and your ready just go for it and do what feels right or she hints at but dont worry about all the stuff their sayin here, its mostly pointers for possible mistakes, but the easiest way to make a mistake is to worry about makin one so just dont sweat it...

[Syukton]

No hot wax?! Well, fucking hell, so THAT's what I've been doing wrong. Should I not have used the handcuffs either? I mean, she SAID she liked it... ahwell.

-Sy

[:*:DestinY:*:]

okay, so it took me a little while to actually read this post (3 pages of replies are always a little intimidating)...but this has got to be the funniest, most truthful thing i have ever read!
*begins printing out multiple copies for all her guy friends*
boys, let this be your bible. images/smilies/wink.gif

[yoded]

Who are the losers that you women are having sex with? Either find a man with some experience. Find a sutible subject to coach or learn how to please youself! Talk things out. If your aiming for a man who is like a racecar in the sac then look for that one or you will wind up with a little scooter.

Sex is Sex so enjoy!!!!

ed aka yoded


SEE YA ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!!!!!!

[Jester0]

heres one that should be number 1... WEAR A CONDOM

sorry bout the shoutin but thats an important one...

[DaPiercedTungGuy]

I have read most of what everyone has to say about this.
For some reason I just can't really figure out why hasn't anyone really said that EVERYONE is different? I have been with a good share of women in my life so far and have noticed that what might work with some won't work with others. What's the harm in talking about the likes and dislikes? I will often ask for some help.... ask to see if they like it hard or soft for oral sex...

I forget who said something about the licking and kissing on the dick during oral sex.... but anyhow... ladies the light touches really don't do much of anything for us guys... at least for this one.

I think my main point is communicate in some way either by talking or moaning or whatever as to your likes and dislikes when it comes to pleasing each other till you won't want to walk.

Until Next Time America

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[starseed]

one of the worst things a girl can do wrong is to give a hand-job like they're tryin to polish on old brass flag-pole with an emory cloth. OOOOUUUUCH!!! i hate having to tell somebody to stop, but shit, man? before you start goin crazy, think carefully about force used: would you like it? no? then don't!!!

[*Pimpstress*]

~SEX LESSONS~
From THE *Pimpstress*

Every Friday 3 o clock
first come first serve

HAHA, i'm jus kiddin!

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~Jay-Z~

"GO SPEED, GO!!!!!"
~Trixie~

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...

[Abe in Exile]

Okay, so now there's FORTY different things we have to avoid? And I thought Calculus is hard. Oh well, I'll just stick to masturbation - the hand doesn't have 40 reasons to bitch at me.

[DonPerfecto]

u notice how ull never see a guy post something like this? just some food for thought

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I yield for princesses!

[Miss Abra Rose]

Okay, I just read this finally and it totally made me chuckle because I can relate. Some guys won't think this is really true but some of thsoe things are soooo true....

But ALSO females need to be more assertive and TELL the guys what they want and what hurts....it'll only get corrected if you do. SPEAK UP GIRLS!!! images/smilies/smile.gif

Peace,
Abra

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[Abe in Exile]

I just wanna agree with the girl who stole my nickname...it's not fair for chicks to expect us to be psychic...

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[soho]

<font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2">im sorry, but there is nothing worse than a guy not telling me, and all of a sudden choking and gagging as shit sprays in my mouth.</font>

*laughs* AGREED!!! It may be hard for the poor lil boys to concentrate but dammit... if you don't want that shit spit back at you (I'm assuming most wouldn't like this but i'm sure there are some with crazy fetishes) then it'd be best to warn.

[rawker123]

Here are some things TO do during sex.

http://www.animatedkamasutra.com/index.html

[Leeloo]

Thank you all boys and girls, that was a very informative piece. I'm glad someone finally wrote something for the guys to read! Also about what ladies should and shouldn't do, I thank you for writing that too. I hate how most guys will just expect you to know exactly what they want! images/smilies/confused.gif Like I have a penis! ???
Anyway thanx cause I learned a lot. images/smilies/tongue.gif
&gt;Leeloo&lt;
(aka&gt;Lilu)

[Abe in Exile]

I think it's time to bump this thread.

[urbanistic]

Well, I see I have to refine a few habits! :p

[Kosmicdog]

Originally posted by NoToRiUsAbE:
I think it's time to bump this thread.

NotoriousAbe studies this thread so he doesn't mess up when he finally decides to hump someone :D

[fantasy]

*WORD!*

[assman]

im horny do me baby
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[LexisLadyBug]

Originally posted by DonPerfecto:
u notice how ull never see a guy post something like this? just some food for thought



Yeah, that it takes a lot more to please a woman so you boys should get crackin and stop slacking off! Or at least you should. :)

[Miss_DatZ]

Stop the talkin and start the loven... Te he he...

-CHRiSTiNA

[PDX TEX]

*scratches head* ok, let me get this straight, i have to stick this *points* in there? *points again*....

[tRiSHy]

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
39) SQUASHING HER.
40) THANKING HER.

isn't it nice to have all these when you have only had sex twice? EkkKKK! lol. :)

[PlayitLoud]

bump

[booboo69]

funny shit. but dammit, now i gotta see someone nekkid... :D

[yournightmare]

Originally posted by DonPerfecto:
u notice how ull never see a guy post something like this? just some food for thought



Is it because all the women on the board would flame your ass, get their boyfriends(or girlfriends) to flame your ass, accuse you of being sexist,and have N.O.W. protesting at your front door?

[THE_RAVEN]

alrighty, since I AM EEVUL afterall, I feel compelled to inform our lovely kim of how she hath put her very SOUL into
jeapordy!

she states

"blah laughing at shit like this encourages people to believe there is truth in it.
it's an insult to both genders.."

in regards to another thred extremely similiar to this one.

hehehehe! sorry kim, but thy SOUL is MINE!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!


:&gt;

Quothe,

THE RAVEN

[UrbanAssualtCutie]

So I had this exboyfriend who made all these mistakes no matter how many times you would tell them they are mistakes! Worst of all he wanted to have sex way too often, and it was just a nauseating experience on my part. I was so in love with him though, and when we broke up I was crushed. That is until I realized woo hoo no more creepy sex!

[@ngel]

This is why being bi rocks. When men just can't please you it's time to visit the ladies. The saying "women know what other woman want" is sooooooo true. Who can resist! uuummmm breasts ~drool~

[BlueberryJoe]

Bi is trendy.

[groovinkim]

in regards to another thred extremely similiar to this one.

the difference i see is that this thread discusses specific sexual technique - the other discusses roles in society as a whole (careers, etc)

when people post lists of tips for women in the bedroom, i don't get irked

[Godlike]

Originally posted by groovinkim:
the difference i see is that this thread discusses specific sexual technique - the other discusses roles in society as a whole (careers, etc)

when people post lists of tips for women in the bedroom, i don't get irked

should it stand to reason then, that you should have phrased it "40 mistakes people make when having sex with each other"? :) The roles in society can be applied to the bed just as easily as the board room. Domination/submission..


I'm not offended by the gender specific stereotyping though.. I'm slightly more comfortable with myself than that.. what i do is not the same as what other people do(for better or worse)..

[Lyrinan]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this was hillarious :D i'll show it to every guy i know

[~Glitter~]

One thing that should really be in that list, is GUYS...please don't fart during sex. It has never happened to me, but I have a good idea that's it's a total turn off for girls, and you would probably be pretty mortified your self! So if you have gas...take care of it before sex!! ;)