The PhreakMaster wants to know some good dead baby jokes! bwuah hahahah

[~Phreak!~]

come on people tell me some good dead baby jokes..i know some of you have some images/smilies/biggrin.gif

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"Those arent Motza Balls!"
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"I dreamt I was a butterfly. I couldnt tell I was dreaming but when I woke, I was I, and not a butterfly. Was I dreaming I was a butterfly or was the butterfly dreaming it was me. Even if theres a difference between the butterfly and I isnt absolute and there is no relationship of cause and effect."

[sothis]

just search for the joke thread and me and a bunch of other people posted a lot of them..




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bah.
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We are alive, but not alone
We can survive, if we are one
In a million years are we still victims of our fears..?
-din_fiv

[~Phreak!~]

yeah i know that but im too lazy. hehe i know you have some good dead baby jokes sothis. you know you wanna post em here for my lazy self..you know you do..

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"Those arent Motza Balls!"
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"I dreamt I was a butterfly. I couldnt tell I was dreaming but when I woke, I was I, and not a butterfly. Was I dreaming I was a butterfly or was the butterfly dreaming it was me. Even if theres a difference between the butterfly and I isnt absolute and there is no relationship of cause and effect."

[sothis]

k... sinc eyou are lazy, i found it for you images/smilies/biggrin.gif

ill even bump it! images/smilies/smile.gif
images/smilies/Forum12/HTML/001742.html

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bah.
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We are alive, but not alone
We can survive, if we are one
In a million years are we still victims of our fears..?
-din_fiv

[~Phreak!~]

YAY FOR SOTHIS! images/smilies/biggrin.gif

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"Those arent Motza Balls!"
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"I dreamt I was a butterfly. I couldnt tell I was dreaming but when I woke, I was I, and not a butterfly. Was I dreaming I was a butterfly or was the butterfly dreaming it was me. Even if theres a difference between the butterfly and I isnt absolute and there is no relationship of cause and effect."

[LuvChild]

Q: What's grosser than gross?

A: A pile of dead babies.

Q: What's grosser than that?

A: A live one at the bottom.

Q: What's grosser than that?

A: He has to eat his way to the top.

Q: What's grosser than THAT?

A: He goes back for seconds.


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--LuvChild

[Lost-One]

That was pretty gross.

FUCK PLUR

Lost-One

[lucas]

how do you make a dead baby float?

..a pint of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby.

[~Phreak!~]

LOL! That root beer one was a riot..

whats red and white and screams?
a peeled baby in a bag of salt!

man this is sick. lol

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"Those arent Motza Balls!"
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"I dreamt I was a butterfly. I couldnt tell I was dreaming but when I woke, I was I, and not a butterfly. Was I dreaming I was a butterfly or was the butterfly dreaming it was me. Even if theres a difference between the butterfly and I isnt absolute and there is no relationship of cause and effect."

[Hatboi78]

I don't get it..

*scratches head*

PHREAK!!!!!!!

I MISS YOU!!!

[~Phreak!~]

Well then get on AIM hatboi!

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"Those arent Motza Balls!"
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"I dreamt I was a butterfly. I couldnt tell I was dreaming but when I woke, I was I, and not a butterfly. Was I dreaming I was a butterfly or was the butterfly dreaming it was me. Even if theres a difference between the butterfly and I isnt absolute and there is no relationship of cause and effect."

[jeffereff]

Those are pretty sick. But some are kinda funny and I'll give ya credit images/smilies/smile.gif

[krush86]

why did the dead baby cross the road?

because it was stapled to the chicken

[Tweakster]

dOOd ur crazy =P

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[sothis]

all credit goes to misha for finding this images/smilies/smile.gif
http://www.deathsucks.com/jokes/deadbaby.html


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bah.
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We are alive, but not alone
We can survive, if we are one
In a million years are we still victims of our fears..?
-din_fiv

[Godlike]

what the hell? *I* found that one.
images/smilies/Forum12/HTML/001742.html

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It is by the Beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.



[This message has been edited by Godlike (edited 09-14-2000).]

[starbrite]

here's a little modification to one of the ones that i've seen posted.

how do you fit 100 ded babies in a telephone booth?

a blender.

how do you get them out?

nacho chips.

ded baby jokes are yet another reason i'm happy to be alive....

*~*heather*~*

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.:i was told it's fun to stare straight at the sun... what i saw i've never felt before, i'm sure... there were people there with fire in their hands... that's when i fell into oblivion:.

[bemyfrynd]

last old thread I am bumping for the night I swear!!!

[Ken Ja]

freak the flow wit' no rehearsin'
rollaskate backward when da' beat start reversin'

[Ken Ja]

your so whack, you make people start cursin'
frow contradictin' worser than the King James version

[Kore (P.I.)]

whats 18" long and makes every woman scream?









crib death

[siddie]

^^^^
hahahhaha....

[Trispectral]

whats the difference between a cadilac and a pile of dead babies?

I dont have a cadilac in my garage!

whats grosser than 10 babies stapled to 1 tree?

1 baby stapled to 10 trees!

why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken!

[*naughty kitty*]

What's red, silver and runs into walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What's green and sits in the corner?

The same baby 3 weeks later....

Muah hahahaha

[siddie]

OoOooH... Great Topic... ;)

These are so far my favorites...

What do you get whan you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
A Deep Throat.

Whats red and white and screams?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What is 18" long, cold and stiff, and makes a woman scream in the middle of the morning?
Crib death.

Muahhhahahah... who's got the baton next?
SiD

[Kore (P.I.)]

puttin it in soft...gettin it hard and listening for the ribs to crack

merry christmas ! :D

[the_8_Yr_Old]

whats red and bubbling and scratching at the glass?

a baby in a microwave

whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork

what do you call a dead baby crawling up your leg?

homesick

[StarPhox]

Q) How do you make a baby float?

A) Take your foot off it's head.

[StarPhox]

Q) How do you get a baby out of a blender?

A) Doritos.

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Q) What's red and white and floats?

A) A slashed baby with floatey wings in a pool.

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Q) How do you make a baby sink?

A) Slash it's floatey wings.

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And a good non-deadbaby joke I've posted a hundred times...

Q) What's the great thing about a six year old girl in the shower?

A) Turn her around, slick her hair back and she looks just like a six year old boy!

[Sophistik]

Originally posted by StarPhox
Q) How do you get a baby out of a blender?

A) Doritos.

Huh?

I dont' get it.....

Ewww. you mean as DIP?! Me--->http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/throwup.gif<---phox

[StarPhox]

That's the coolest animation I've ever seen!

[Kore (P.I.)]

Originally posted by StarPhox


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And a good non-deadbaby joke I've posted a hundred times...

Q) What's the great thing about a six year old girl in the shower?

A) Turn her around, slick her hair back and she looks just like a six year old boy!

Technically, theres no baby killing going on in this joke.

[StarPhox]

Originally posted by Kore (P.I.)


Technically, theres no baby killing going on in this joke.

That's why, I wrote, right above it... "and as for a nondeadbaby..."

Awww fuck it. :D