View Full Version : I have bunions!!!
02-17-2001, 11:00 PM
I have these little red bumps on my cock. I'm thinking that ehy need to be checked out by a female. Preferably 18-23, blonde or red haired, blue or green eyes, double D breasts and and nice ass. Oh and also have to be willing to get on their knees... hmmm... mmmmmm.... All qualifying candidates will be interviewed one-on-one in a fun atmosphere (fun huh?). Interviews last from 1-2 minutes depending on whether or not I masterbated that day. =)
02-17-2001, 11:04 PM
hmmmmmm.... as tempting as this sounds...
i think those 3 little bumps might be herpes... yuck! (go see yer physician for further assistance)...
Get up and dance, dammit!@#$%
02-17-2001, 11:09 PM
Jesus told me he'd check your cock for you.
I mean he's not worried about getting sick or dying cause he knows his daddy will just bring him back to life.
He also said he likes your cock because your semen tastes like chocolate.
FUCK YOU- I'M HARDCORE
When I raise my trigga finga- all ya fuckas hit the deck!
Don't build you house in my jungle.
02-20-2001, 11:53 PM
Kaasper I told you to stay away from "Tweeker" Steve..... He's a dirty boy. I know he means well and you like those little boys.. but damn you got to draw the line somewhere.
Fuck You, I'm Hardcore
Live Fast.....Die Young
02-21-2001, 08:21 AM
Now this is what i call a good post that has a lot of relevance to electronic music!!! Thanks for the wonderful post!
Sure doesn't waste the board space!
02-21-2001, 08:41 AM
Peace and Grease!
"Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower."
02-21-2001, 09:04 AM
02-21-2001, 10:28 AM
Gross kid like I wanted to know what you have on your cock...
Get on your knees bitch I want some satisfaction.
02-26-2001, 07:17 AM
Last night I decided to be adventurous an cut them off. They dont taste soo bad. Yum!
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