To Lube or Not to Lube....

[Miss Abra Rose]

That is the real question I am posing to you all...

So the other day our in WWU's Red Square the sun was shining and it was NOID (National Outdoor Intercourse Day) which carried the slogan..."bring it out of the bedroom"...At several different tables scattered around you could learn almost anything you wanted to know about sex to your hearts content. Hell I even learned how to use a dental damn, which is probably something I won't ever do...On every table was baskets of condoms and lubricants...

So my question comes about Lubricants..use them or not use them?

What are your favorite kinds? Brands?

Which ones taste best? (Seriously, someone else told me about that..I never thought about it personally but the world on the street is that KY Jelly tastes like shit and Astroglide tastes sweet).

So what do all you dirty ravers think? ;)

To Lube or Not to Lube????

[~*jackie*~]

One guy was such a turnoff I totally needed lube (not that it particularly mattered to him cuz he was persistent about rubbing his morning boner in my ass, not particularly caring if I was in the mood... :mad: ). Well, at least his wee-wee was skinny so it wasn't particularly uncomfortable without.

So... lube if you need it! Lube generously and frequently!

I don't particularly like the heavy silicone lube... the more water-based stuff has a finer viscosity and texture. The silicone stuff like platinum wet is for underwater play... cuz the water-based stuff washes away too easily. And I haven't got as far as to taste-testing different lubes. LOL, I don't know any of this from experience... just advice from friends and stuff, LOL.

[ 05-16-2001: Message edited by: drink.my.haterade ]

[Headphones Dude]

Uh, I was going to say something, but forget it, it ain't important. I haven't had sex lately anyway....

[Elroy]

Um... I would have to say I am very pro-lube. I like it. It turns normal gay-boy dry humping/mutual masturbation into hot, slimy, messy fun!

I like to pour massive amounts over the guy, and then squish him against me. It feels cool :)!

[ 05-16-2001: Message edited by: Elroy ]

[TrippyZippy]

I'm not a weekly lube shopper, but Eros is awesome. Very slippity slidey. It's non flavored though. 20$ a bottle but worth it. I think it's better than astroglide by far. :D

^*ZiPpY*^

[asslicking homophobe]

I prefer sandpaper. ;)

[RacergirlX]

I've only ever needed lube a few times, and didn't get it every time it was needed . . . believe me, if it's all dry, you'll want that shit b/c it hurts!

I've used Astroglide and had very satisfactory results with it. I believe thay have several water-based formulas that wash off easily.

PS
And always always always use lube for anal! Trust me. Heh heh. ;)

[Miss Abra Rose]

Just to clarify for you all...I was just asking your opinion on it...I already have a formulated one on it. Just sort of wondering what everyone else thought on the subject matter.

But thanks for the suggestions!

[Kassel]

so what's your opinion abrarose?

[~GeE eYe JoE~]

I think it depends on where your sticking it, and how wet the girl is. Sometimes my ex-girlfriends, or girls, would get real dry. So I would use ky. .

[starseed]

haha..can't say i've ever needed lube...if it aint ready to go yet, then i aint done warmin up yet, lol

[Gina G]

haha..can't say i've ever needed lube...if it aint ready to go yet, then i aint done warmin up yet, lol

Couldn't have said it better myself :)

http://animfactory.com/animations/animals/monkeys/monk_scratch_md_wht.gif

[NeoRaver]

I prefer sandpaper.

HaHA! ROFLMAO! ~Ralph

[boy christe]

i like astroglide. of course, vaseline works well, too.

[Miss Abra Rose]

Originally posted by boy christe:
i like astroglide. of course, vaseline works well, too.

From a reliable source...Vaseline is a big NO NO! We had a big dicussion about this on the way back from a ski trip to Canada this year....

My opinion on lubes is that I have rarely had to use them, probably only a couple of times ever, but I see them as something that are necessary. I've always been interested in those flavored ones and if they really work. I heard that astroglide tastes sweet and that KY tastes like shit, so I was just sort of wondering what everyone else thought.

It seems to me that lots of things could be lubricants. Does anyone know why water based ones are better? I think it has something to do with them being really washable and that oil based ones stick and collect dirty bacteria, which in the end can be really bad...especially for a female.

What about flavored condoms? The group of people associated with Rubber Wear here on campus pass them out at their little Rubber Wear parties...Never tried them though...might be interesting.. :)

[booboo69]

*silently stares at this thread*
Fuck. I really should transfer to WWU.
But then that dancing monkey shows up again, and I fall back into reality... ;)

[Lu$HuZ]

You should always use lube, whether the person turns you on or not, sometimes you just can't get wet on command! ;) (Unless you stay of pornstar status like me! hee hee)

Lube (a drop inside the condom and as much as you prefer on the outside) I've tried Probe, AquaLube, AstroGlide, KY Liquid, etc. they are basically the same except for the NOnoxyonl (sp?) 9 which is a spermicide and if you have sex a lot (causes irritation) can actually make you more succeptible (sp?) to HIV/AIDS so you really should not use it unless you don't have sex that often and/or your only birth control is the condom. The other difference between all the brands is how thick they come out of the bottle, viscocity (sp?) like your oil... AquaLube is very gellatinous and Probe is a lot 'thinner.'

The water-based lubes will not break down the condom, however the oil-based lubes and vaseline, baby oil, etc. will break down the rubber! That's why you aren't supposed to use them with condoms.

Astroglide has no flavor, as do most water-based lubricants. If it tastes gross it is probably the Nonoxynol-9 spermicide which will make your mouth go numb and yes is ickY!

The things such as "Motion LOtion" I would use only with a monogomous partner and are more for play, not actual sex use. I have Mango/Naranja (mango/orange) that is YUMMY! but waaaaayyyyy too sticky for the actual in an out thing...only for oral.

Flavored condoms? Ever since I read all "novelty condoms" are not for real sex use (those ones they sell in bathrooms, usually) I do not trust flavored, although there are some on the market that are made by Durex or something so you know they're okay. I would go to www.condom.com (http://www.condom.com) funny site and good prices!
okay, my two cents! :)

[ 05-17-2001: Message edited by: aesthetica-go-go ]

[~Cosmic~]

Eros
AstroGlide
Elbow Grease

are my personal favorites!

[jovana]

eros

[NiftyTrick]

I would have to say that the flavored lubes taste like total shit. They do smell a little better though. I like the ID brand for waterbase.. it washes off easily, and depending on what you're "shootin" for, they have different viscosities. The ID lube doesn't taste bad if you get it in your mouth. It has a pseudo-sweet taste because it is mostly glycerine.

For water fun, I recommend Wet Platinum. It leaves this oh so silky feeling on your private parts and it gets big things in small places. It works quite well in the shower / bath / swimming. One thing though, if you get this lube get the afterwash... it doesn't come off easily!
thank you :)

[trancendental*destiny]

*bump*

[GoldfischeGirl]

Neck kisses and maybe a bit of warm saliva has always done the trick for me... i've also used:

aloe vera gel
and
cooking oil

Yum yum... damn i need some.....

@shley

[groovinkim]

hmm.. some aloe vera, though, contains painkillers... that wouldn't really enhance sensation.. (the kind that's made for sunburn care and such)

[Charisma]

Lube it up, baby, because a girl only has so much moisture and it may not last for those long sessions...
My ex bought me Sex Grease, pretty much the cheapest stuff out there, but it worked just fine. I wouldn't taste it though.

[Biscuit69onE]

this calls for a

LUBE PARTY!!!

get a kiddy pool and just start throwing people in it! hahaha that would be fun! ;D

-Aileen

[Miss Abra Rose]

Gosh you ravers are dirty!

How nice of someone to bump this back up! :)

A Lube Party AKA a Dirty Raver Orgy....niiiicccee...

[Biscuit69onE]

Hey it was great fun when we had one on my friend's roof! hehe we put these plastic sheets on the floor... SLIP AND SLIDE! woohoo!

-Aileen

[A.J.]

Peanut butter oil....

[trancendental*destiny]

how about...butter....

[Biscuit69onE]

hahaha are we getting into food fetishes here? :D
butter mmmmm yummy... hahaha
-Aileen

[^*^holly^*^]

monkeys monkeys indeed and thats all I have to say about that. :D

[snoangl]

Originally posted by ~Cosmic~:
<STRONG>Eros
</STRONG>

Good lordy this is great stuff!!! no joke there, it will be every boys new toy, and they will never put it down, heh..

yea so heres my lube story...
one night me and some friends were really bored so we decided to head down the street to castles superstore, none of us had been there before so we walk in and meet the most chipper sales guy...he desided that since we had never been there before that he was going to give us a tour... he put batteries in everything and we touched it all, oh my they have some dirty things in that store... then we got to the lube section and we touched every lube known to man, he zuggested the eros and oh my that was some slick stuff.... so yea theres the lube story afterwards details left to your imagination...heh :D

[Aero]

Eros is good stuff*s*

[antiplur superstar]

Um... I would have to say I am very pro-lube. I like it. It turns normal gay-boy dry humping/mutual masturbation into hot, slimy, messy fun!
I like to pour massive amounts over the guy, and then squish him against me. It feels cool !



LOL . . . um no comment

And always always always use lube for anal! Trust me. Heh heh.


werd!!!

why would you need flavored lube ???? Saliva is the best lube in the world . . . If you're going to be tasting it the spit should do the rest

[Nukegrrrl]

Safeway Brand Personal Lubricant is where it's at. It is cheap, and it lubricates. Who could ask for more?!

[Speck]

And always always always use lube for anal! Trust me. Heh heh.


It's not absolutely necessary, and that's all I'm saying.

[Jameth]

Lube is essential. some of you may think it's not always nessesary but atleast have it around when that one person finally asks..."do you have any lube?"

LUBE LUBE LUBE LUBE LUBE LUBE LUBE LUBE

James

[Biscuit69onE]

teehee! lube is such an interesting word! hahaha luuuuuuube...
spaceboi, i tried saying it fast a couple of times... lube lube lube lube lube lube hahha
after a while it sounded like bloob! hahaha

-Aileen

[trancendental*destiny]

hmm...heres an intersting one....whipped cream..hehe ;)

[Jameth]

uh...no

[boredstiff]

Originally posted by Biscuit69onE:
<STRONG>this calls for a

LUBE PARTY!!!

get a kiddy pool and just start throwing people in it! hahaha that would be fun! ;D

-Aileen</STRONG>

What you really need is a nice flat and a 20'x20' piece of visqueen or mylar, 20-30 sexy nekked people and enough lube to fill that kiddy pool. Some social drinking/whatever, a quick shower, and off to the lube zone.
This reminds me of the old hippy friends a bit too much.

[djtrainwreck]

WD-40

[EvulSpeakerGurl]

WD-40
hahah

[trancendental*destiny]

hmm...lets not lube..theres more friction that way

[SnatchYoAss]

Damn, Abra, you are one Bitch just flaming her sluttiness all over aren't ya?
Heh Heh, something to be really proud of huh&gt;&gt;&gt;
Who the fuck talks about this kind of shit to total strangers unless they are secretly crying out for dick?
You must be hellza desperate to come here to find out about sex
They have people you can ask about these htings ya know, they work in sex shops ask them not us you ho

[trancendental*destiny]

Originally posted by SnatchYoAss:
<STRONG>Damn, Abra, you are one Bitch just flaming her sluttiness all over aren't ya?
Heh Heh, something to be really proud of huh&gt;&gt;&gt;
Who the fuck talks about this kind of shit to total strangers unless they are secretly crying out for dick?
You must be hellza desperate to come here to find out about sex
They have people you can ask about these htings ya know, they work in sex shops ask them not us you ho</STRONG>
thanks for sharing your narrow oppinions with us. i personally dont mind talking about sex and im not afraid to share my views with everyone...if this post offends you i suggest you dont read it. but i think prude people seriously need to get a life...talking about sex does not make one desperate. you need to get a life and realize that people will follow their own goals and asspirations despite your input. all you are doing with your trash talking is making us mad. i couldnt care less what anyone thought of me. i know who i am and thats what matters. this topic is cool. im sorry you cant comprehend the jubilance contained in it.

:mad: :mad:

[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: trancendental*destiny ]

[Primal]

Pennzoil excellent on the engine, and long lasting on your, hrrrmmmm??? *only imagination can tell*

[~*jackie*~]

snatch yo ass is an example of what happens when you try and use anal toys without lube. try softer silicone products... i don't think that splintered plank up your ass is healthy.

[Miss Abra Rose]

*cough*FUCKINGTROLL*cough*


Damn, Abra, you are one Bitch just flaming her sluttiness all over aren't ya?


Yes, I oooozzzzeeee my sluttiness all over every person I come in contact with. They quite enjoy it though, because after all who wouldn't?


Heh Heh, something to be really proud of huh


Exceedingly proud...


Who the fuck talks about this kind of shit to total strangers unless they are secretly crying out for dick?


I AM always out for dick. God, you are hitting points left and right here. What's your phone number? I wanna come over and give you some of this wet sloppy lovin'.


You must be hellza desperate to come here to find out about sex


Only the first thing you've been wrong about so far. I don't come on here to learn about sex, I already know about sex, that is why I am ooooozzzeeeeeeing my sluttiness all over this board.


They have people you can ask about these htings ya know, they work in sex shops ask them not us you ho

Wellllllll...the people [i]at[/i[ the sex shop were quite helpful in point me in the right directions when I was asking about lubes. They also wouldn't let my friend an I go into the $.25 porn booths together without the door open. Oh and on top of that I could tell you about all the different types of vibrators in there as well.

*hands you a penis sucker she purchased at the sex shop*

There go, you're done..please walk through.

*edited to fix typo

[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: AbraRose ]

[~*jackie*~]

abra gave me vd. i'm hella sore at her. now i'm oozin gonnorheal pus because abra is a fucking slut-ass bitch-ho. lol

[Godlike]

Add these to your list of various
dick-rubbing agents.

Cotton or acrylic socks ------------------- GOOD
Wool socks -------------------------------- BAD

Vegetable or food grade mineral oils ------ GOOD
Petroleum distillates --------------------- BAD

His sister's silk underwear --------------- GOOD
His mom's leather push-up bra ------------- BAD

Butter ------------------------------------ GOOD
Shortening -----------(are you nuts?)------ BAD

Glycerine --------------------------------- GOOD
Nitro-Glycerine --------------------------- BAD

Baby Oil ---------------------------------- GOOD
Baby diapers ------------------------------ BAD


Peanut Oil ---------------------------------- GOOD
Peanut Butter ------------------------------- BAD(exception made for 'kat)

Lamb's Wool --------------------------------- GOOD
Steel Wool ---------------------------------- BAD

Aloe Vera ----------------------------------- GOOD
Alum ---------------------------------------- VERY GOOD


Castor oil ------------------------------------ GOOD
Castrol GTX ----------------------------------- GOOD
Castro -----------------------------------------VERY BAD

Silk ------------------------------------------ GOOD
Slik 50 --------------------------------------- BAD


Hand ------------------------------------------ GOOD
Sand ------------------------------------------ BAD
Sandpaper ------------------------------------- VERY BAD
Sandpiper ------------------------------------- ULTRA-TINY CHOAD
Disc Sander ----------------------------------- STUPID FUCKER
Black and Decker Drill ------------------------ IAN DURY FAN

Lubriderm ------------------------------------- GOOD
Pachyderm ------------------------------------- BAD
Coppertone ------------------------------------ GOOD
Copper Sulfate -------------------------------- BAD

Nivea ----------------------------------------- GOOD
Nirvana --------------------------------------- VERY GOOD


Powdered Graphite ---------------------------- GOOD
Graphite Fibers ------------------------------- BAD

Teflon ---------------------------------------- GOOD
Epoxy ----------------------------------------- BAD

Olive Oil ------------------------------------- GOOD
Olive Oyl ------------------------------------- VERY BAD

[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: Godlike ]

[Rainbow Angel]

Ok so you get a 55 gallon drum of crisco and just dip the lower half of your body in it...*looks around* IT COULD WORK! And afterwards you can grease cookies sheets with your ass...I need sleep

[sentriK]

Originally posted by Godlike:
<STRONG>Add these to your list of various
dick-rubbing agents.

Cotton or acrylic socks ------------------- GOOD
Wool socks -------------------------------- BAD

Vegetable or food grade mineral oils ------ GOOD
Petroleum distillates --------------------- BAD

His sister's silk underwear --------------- GOOD
His mom's leather push-up bra ------------- BAD

Butter ------------------------------------ GOOD
Shortening -----------(are you nuts?)------ BAD

Glycerine --------------------------------- GOOD
Nitro-Glycerine --------------------------- BAD

Baby Oil ---------------------------------- GOOD
Baby diapers ------------------------------ BAD


Peanut Oil ---------------------------------- GOOD
Peanut Butter ------------------------------- BAD(exception made for 'kat)

Lamb's Wool --------------------------------- GOOD
Steel Wool ---------------------------------- BAD

Aloe Vera ----------------------------------- GOOD
Alum ---------------------------------------- VERY GOOD


Castor oil ------------------------------------ GOOD
Castrol GTX ----------------------------------- GOOD
Castro -----------------------------------------VERY BAD

Silk ------------------------------------------ GOOD
Slik 50 --------------------------------------- BAD


Hand ------------------------------------------ GOOD
Sand ------------------------------------------ BAD
Sandpaper ------------------------------------- VERY BAD
Sandpiper ------------------------------------- ULTRA-TINY CHOAD
Disc Sander ----------------------------------- STUPID FUCKER
Black and Decker Drill ------------------------ IAN DURY FAN

Lubriderm ------------------------------------- GOOD
Pachyderm ------------------------------------- BAD
Coppertone ------------------------------------ GOOD
Copper Sulfate -------------------------------- BAD

Nivea ----------------------------------------- GOOD
Nirvana --------------------------------------- VERY GOOD


Powdered Graphite ---------------------------- GOOD
Graphite Fibers ------------------------------- BAD

Teflon ---------------------------------------- GOOD
Epoxy ----------------------------------------- BAD

Olive Oil ------------------------------------- GOOD
Olive Oyl ------------------------------------- VERY BAD

[ 05-31-2001: Message edited by: Godlike ]</STRONG>

That my friend, is the list to end all lists. There are a few new ones I haven't tried...must find some powdered graphite.

Abra - wanna send some ooooozing sex my way? ;)

[groovinkim]

Who the fuck talks about this kind of shit to total strangers unless they are secretly crying out for dick?

why should sex be an embarassing subject that people should be secretive about?

[kjorb]

i like bodyfluids

cum
piss
really liquidy shit
:eek:

[-(DrAGoN)-]

Originally posted by asslicking homophobe:
<STRONG>I prefer sandpaper. ;)</STRONG>

LMAO! You to0!?!?

[Jameth]

You are disgusting Zeke...

[Biscuit69onE]

*shudders at the sight of zeke rolling around in urine* ewwwww! that is just wrong!!!
PB and J, pleaaaaaase! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Aileen

[Julianism]

CRISCO :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Pipedream]

lubes and boobs lubes and boobs lubes and boobs

err what was i saying?

[capttwinky]

80 weight motor oil and beer. If you can't find any axil grease. Crisco works too, but I can never get over the compuslion to whip up a quick pie crust when I get that stuff out. talk about a mood killer ...

[Biscuit69onE]

MMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMMM
BOOBIES!!!

-Aileen :rolleyes:

[antiplur superstar]

It's not absolutely necessary, and that's all I'm saying.



WHORE!!! that's all i'm saying

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!

ok that's it


Dirty Little WHore .. . . . ok i'm done now

[Ken Ja]

Lube it! Unless you gat a.....LOOSE BOOTY!!!! :D :D :D

[SnatchYoAss]

Bithc, the only reason you think I'm some ugly mongloid troll is because you don't like what i have to say****
I think you're an ugly troll too, I saw your page, girl!
Besides, I'm not the one who made you a DJ ho, I'm just calling it how i see it Byatch!~~*

[groovegoblin]

I've tried everything at least once.

Anyone ever see the "State"? It used to come on MTV back in the day (damn I'm getting old). Well on this one episode these two guys Barry and Lavon had 200 and 50 dollars worth of chocolate puddin' in a kiddie pool. Me and a girlfriend tried 100 dollars worth of vanilla puddin'. But in a more sexual way than the show did. It was one of the funniest things I've ever done. But I think she got and infection. So, caution puddins for fun not fun fun.

[Miss Abra Rose]

Originally posted by SnatchYoAss:
Bithc, the only reason you think I'm some ugly mongloid troll is because you don't like what i have to say****
I think you're an ugly troll too, I saw your page, girl!
Besides, I'm not the one who made you a DJ ho, I'm just calling it how i see it Byatch!~~*

See, what I don't get is why you insist upon being this asshole you've set out to be? You obviously miss the point that I don't really give a hoot what you think of me personally. So you went to my homepage and looked at some pictures, BIG FUCKING DEAL. That certainly does not make you an expert on my "sluttiness" or my "bitchiness" in any way.

Thank you for pointint out the obvious on here though because hot damn, you are so much smarter than I am obviously. :rolleyes:

So if you'll kindly keep your attitude out of my thread I would appreciate it. This was meant in good humor only and for you to come and try to destroy it really kind of irritates me. You obviously went to some hardcore trouble to rebump this up to the top JUST to insult me.

So...big fat smooches to you and let me ooze my ho self all over you because hot damn, I think I've found the man of my dreams.

Snatch Yo Ass! COME TO ME BABY!!!!!!!!

*rolls eyes*

Idiots should not be allowed to breed...I swear.....

[Kassel]

heh, you said "hot damn"

I love saying that...

werk it

JC

[evilarchangel68]

hmmmmm, i honestly have to say that natural, vagina-made lube is the best by far.

i got this big bottle of super sweet watermelon stuff, and it was really great at first, but after a few uses, it started to burn. i then saw on a show later, that you want to keep sugar out of your vagina or it can mess up all the chemistry really bad, burn, or can give you a yeast infection. i guess im jsut one of those girls who is too sensitive for things like that.

i dont know....even regular ky jelly type lube is like....too god damn messy. and if you get too much on, it totally like, how to say this gently....umm, too slippery, less friction, less feeling, ummmm....

so yeah. id way rather jsut have it worked up naturally, if you catch my drift. ;)

[Max Rx]

Sometimes i think lube is good. Sometimes i think lube isn't needed. Lube with flavor is always the right choice. My opinion is always go with your gut instinct on the lube issue. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest.

[Biscuit69onE]

for gods sake and the sake of women kind, can we just lube it all up? just do! it's so much easier and slicker that way... ewww!!! that jsut soudned disgusting, aileen! hahaha
-Aileen

[evilarchangel68]

btw, saliva works pretty good too, lol

how do you get saliva down there? heh heh heh...

plain and simple, tell the fool "eat my pussy bitch!" (american pie flute girl style lol)

[Biscuit69onE]

Originally posted by angelstar_68:
<STRONG>tell the fool "eat my pussy bitch!" (american pie flute girl style lol)</STRONG>

w3rd!!! hahaha you now are nominated my personal HERO! hahaha

-Aileen

[Kosmicdog]

Professional grade slippery Sondr makes the best lubricant :D

[Biscuit69onE]

Originally posted by Kosmicdog:
<STRONG>Professional grade slippery Sondr makes the best lubricant :D</STRONG>

go back to your porn, sondr and make sure you whipe off the drool out of the corners of your mouth hehe
*MUAH*

-Aileen

[kjorb]

its my birthday i can say nasty things if i want to.

[arielmeadow]

Read all about lube on Salon: http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/2001/01/31/lubricant_1/

[Hollywood]

maybe ill read the post later but for now i have to tell you that as soon as i saw this post i thought to my self....lub or not to lub...naw...just spit!

the one and only great one says"whos your daddy..?"

[Lu$HuZ]

That was a great article on Salon...you all should read it. I never have sex without lube either...it has nothing to do with excitement or not...after 20 minutes what are you gonna do?

I saw lube being used in a porn film for the first time today! I can't believe how many anal scenes I see using nothing (but maybe a little spit) and I feel soooo sorry for the person because that has to hurt like hell! OUch!

[Lu$HuZ]

That Wet Platinum stuff sounds interesting...where could I find it?

Eros is hella CREAM, I'll have to wait on trying it 'till I want to spend $13 on a lil' bottle...