Minivans: Satan's revenge on all that is good and true

[sin]

Absofuckinglutely!
What's worse is 9 times out of 10 I see them doing this in the precious school zones they just dropped or picked up their child in/from.

*had to stop before going on a vicious tirade about those ppl*

[Enkidu Kind]

I was almost killed in high school by a soccer mom driving a mini-van. She decided that she wasn't going to stop for any damn stop-signs and blast through the residential intersection with her horn blaring. I swear she missed my bumper by a scant two inches. What really fries me about the whole thing is that she had four kids in the car!! If she had hit me, not only could I have died, but what about those kids? Damn.

I agree with Sarah on this one. Mini-vans are evil, and the people who drive them are Satan's minions, striking a blow against all that is good and true. They must be stopped at all costs. I call for a Northwest-Wide declaration of war on mini-vans. Choose your weapons and meet us on the honorable field of battle. Kaap' Lah!!! images/smilies/biggrin.gif

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[StarryEyed]

I say we start a revolution...

[Kosmicdog]

Spawns of Satan, hmmm?

Since I have always reffered to minivans as "Mormonmobiles" I guess this would make perfect since, seeing as how Mormons are always spawning, thus creating the need for a larger vehicle to cart their little spawnlets around to school and soccer and such...

[nhoJ]

<font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2">Originally posted by Kosmicdog69:
Spawns of Satan, hmmm?

Since I have always reffered to minivans as "Mormonmobiles" I guess this would make perfect since, seeing as how Mormons are always spawning, thus creating the need for a larger vehicle to cart their little spawnlets around to school and soccer and such...</font>
Yes, lets just judge people based on their religion. I mean any mormon has to be an ignorant fuck with twenty kids and four wives. Every jew is dirty, money grubbing and a threat to children and everyone knows that muslims blow up airplanes.

[~Miz Noodle~]

i think you took it a little too far there nohj.....*sheesh* some people need to go out and get a personality...i hear kmart has them on sale....BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL ON ISLE 5....heh

~Miz Noodle~

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"he who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger"

you know, a man is much like a noodle, hard and dry, but once you get him wet, he goes limp...hmmmm

be careful....i bite....*RAWR*

[Kosmicdog]

Whoa there nohj!!

I wasn't saying all that!

And BTW, I've noticed that is at least the second time you have quoted me and given me shit in the last ten minutes.

Is today "Nohj's day to crackdown on Kosmicdogday"?

[Kosmicdog]

Mormon's should practice birthcontrol.

Spawning irresponsibly IS evil, like Satan.

So there.

[Sparklecheek]

Yeah nojh, relax. Besides, Mormons do spend a lot of time spawning. It's kinda sorta part of their belief system. So shaddup.

Let's try to keep this discussion light and airy and mini-van centered! Let's not get our panties in a wad about religion! That's not why I started this thread. I want to SLAM MINIVANS, and NOTHING ELSE! *muahahhhhhaaaa*


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[AliciaisAlwaysPimpin]

oh god guys dont even tell me about mormons! i lived in utah for 8 years! there is a mormon church every three blocks literally. mini vans arent even half as popular as the huge vans!(you know, the ones that seat 15?) and there is either a trampoline or swingset in everyones back yard (most of the time both) my neighbor had 13 freggin kids! jees! i dunno utah is a very frightening place.....

[Kosmicdog]

Thanks for having my back Sparklecheek!

First with Chemical Burn, now with Nohj...

You are a regular Superhero!

Now back to the lecture at hand-

*MINIVANS*

(Imagine if Minivans started spawning?)

I will shut up now.

[Sparklecheek]

No big whoop. That's what I'm here for... to verbally fend off jerks when they attack people I think are cool. Oh yeah, and to bash minivans.

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[AphterGlo]

Hey i hafta drive a mini-van so lay off. images/smilies/wink.gif Im not mormon, or a soccer mom, rather a unfortunate male student stuck with a big-ass green minivan. A minion of Satan..? Maybe, but definitely not those other things.

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[Sparklecheek]

If anybody out there drives a minivan, I sincerely apologize for the generalization that I am about to spew forth.

But has anyone noticed that people driving minivans tend to be either lacking one of the hemispheres of their brains, or possessed by satan? It seems like every time I am ruthlessly cut off on the road, or nearly run over by some crazed soccer mom going 85 in a 25, it's always a minivan. The drivers of these hellmobiles are ruthless and must be stopped. Who's with me?

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[Sparklecheek]

Oh, I don't come down on people who drive minivans out of necessity, like, this is the car my mom gave me and it's all I've got so that's what Imma drive. No, I hold no grudge against you, sir/maam. It's the people who go out to specifically shop for a minivan when they could have a Corolla that really get me panties in a wad.

And SUV drivers? Hmmm... you may have me there. SUV drivers may be worse because there is always the cell phone effect with them- people in SUVs are always plowing all over the road, paying absolutely no attention to the small children and animals they are crushing in their paths, because they are too busy telling Buffy to go to the store and pick up some caviar for dinner on the phone. So yeah, I guess SUVs can be worse.

-Sarah smallcar the 2nd

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[bungle bliss]

Almost every single time someone is riding my ass it's an SUV.

[Enkidu Kind]

SUV's are the patrol vehicles for the perimeter of the ninth circle of hell. People who drive them are often the most brazen, thoughtless fuckos on the planet. Just because someone drives a Dodge Durango, they think they own the damn road. I heard in either Oregon or Washington (I don't know which) they are thinking about lowering the registration/fees for SUVs. Things like this seriously envigorate my belief in entropy.

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