DAMN CANADIANS........

[crystalraver2001]

i still say they are gonna take over the world. just wait......

[TeknoAXE]

Heh, not by their armed forces, they're not. Hell they have vehicles that two men could tip over bare-handed.

AXE

[Jinger]

Hopefully! :)

[pizzazz]

While on the topic of canada put-downs, i think it's funny that people think everyone from every different place is the same. It would be like if everything that people commented on about those from the US was in regards to hicks and red-necks from the south or the accents of Minnesota or New Jersey. Not everyone from the US talks or acts the same. It's a big country. And canada is even bigger. Just a thought that's been lingering for a while...
"Those gawdamn americans. Always screwing around inside their families and talking funny. Saying things like 'Joisey' and 'quata' for quarter. How weird is that?"

*werd to Jinger :D

[cristina]

If you are scared of any country trying to take over the wordl I'd worry about the omnipresent fascistU.S.A.
Heil Bush!

[TeknoAXE]

Originally posted by romancat70:
<STRONG>If you are scared of any country trying to take over the wordl I'd worry about the omnipresent fascistU.S.A.
Heil Bush!</STRONG>

Your whit never ceases to dissappoint me. If you are going to make a fucking political statement, why don't you try and back yourself up sometime huh?

AXE

[SomeCh1ck]

lol

[sonic::bionic]

I don't know what you guys are talking aboot!

[Kosmicdog]

It is so much worse on the east coast.

I used to live on the VT. Canada border. The very worst Canadians are from the province of Quebec. They all speak english but pretend they don't to Americans. The men sport mullets, skinny moustaches, billowy white shirts, and skintight pleather pants. The women have big poofy wave style 80's hair and don't shave their armpits. They are the cheesiest people in the world. And they can't drive for shit.

Montreal is pretty cool though.

[crystalraver2001]

NO, NO, NO. the worst are french-canadians. watch out for them. i heard that canada's navy consisted of a canuck in a canoe. haha.
but i think they are so submissive because they are laying down their plans to take over the world. secretly waiting for the right time.

although, i do have to say that molsen beer commercial was funny as shit.

oh, and the kids in the hall. they fucking rock.

that's all for now.

lotsoflove,
crystal
iloveraving.com

[ 05-07-2001: Message edited by: crystalraver2001 ]

[Kosmicdog]

Originally posted by crystalraver2001:
<STRONG>NO, NO, NO. the worst are french-canadians.

[ 05-07-2001: Message edited by: crystalraver2001 ]</STRONG>

Um, French-Canadians are from QUEBEC!!!

[crystalraver2001]

like i've been there before. i've heard they are all over canada.

[biscuits]

i dated a girl from quebec once, for a year in a half and i went with her to visit her family in matane for two months a couple years back, and all i can say is they are some of the nicest people i have ever met in my life, and i could buy beer even though i was 16 cause the lady at the store dident speak english and couldent ask for ID :D

[sentriK]

I like Canadians

[Nukegrrrl]

I WISH this Canadian Utopia were only true :)!

[biggriggs]

hey, take off you hosers

[Simple]

To all of you who are bashing Canada:

Fuck all of you. As a French Canadian i take GREAT offense to all of your snide little comments. Considering probably NONE of you have even been to Canada aside from Vancouver, you have no right to judge an entire country. You are all redneck bigots who belong on a porch in texas, sitting in a rocking chair with your shotgun in one hand and a jug of moonshine in the other going "Ahuck Ahuck, I recon that Canada is lame". You are all just making yourselves look even stupider than you already are. So if you, like the rest of your kind, like to offend the rest of the planet as you so often do, please continue, but rest assured that the rest of the world hates your guts.

I don't hate America or Americans, much the opposite is true. I like this country and most of its people, but people like the ones i mention below make and promote such ideas that we Canadians are beer sweilling, moose riding, polar bear eating, igloo wearing yokles who speak French, and that me/us off. When you actually get to know some Canadians you will find out most the opposite as well. But YOU people couldn't care less who you offend and don't care to get to know anyone outside your narrow assed redneck cirlce of imbread friends.

AXE: How the fuck would you know? Have you ever been to a Canadian Forces Base? NO! The Canadian military is a large part of the U.N. not that your arrogent ass would even know what that is.

KosmicDog: what decade did you visit Quebec? Seeing as how i am French Canadian and have been to Montreal MANY MANY times you obviously havn't been in the right place. And maybe there is a reason that Canadians (as well as most of this world) don't like Americans. Because you all propigate stereotypes about every other ethnic group or nationality in the world.

CrystalRaver: It comes down to this, YOU ARE A STUPID BITCH! For someone who has never been to Canada, you sure can talk shit. You stick to talking about things you have knowledge about, and not talking out your ass.

Onculer une vache. eh.


Brendan, a French Canadian
simple
UHF

[*Shae*]

i http://www.webdeveloper.com/animations/bnifiles/heart-2.gif my french-canadian!

[Kosmicdog]

I was aboot to talk some more colourfull trash about Canada, but I didn't want to get that Canadian Simple to get all worked up 'eh.

Bon soir mon amis!

[TeknoAXE]

AXE: How the fuck would you know? Have you ever been to a Canadian Forces Base? NO! The Canadian military is a large part of the U.N. not that your arrogent ass would even know what that is.

Actually yes. I was stationed in Ft Drum, which is right next to this little town called KINGSTON. Canadian forces used to come to our training grounds ALL THE TIME to train and some of the vehicles they had I could gather that if I had just one person to help me, we could have put a couple of their vehicles on their sides.

My comment was, in no way, derogative to the character of the canadians. I've been to only the east side of canada, including ottawa, kingston, Brocksville and montreal, so I know the inside skinny about you peeps. And aside from the fact that I don't know what the hell a kilometer per hour is and the fact that half the signs in quebec are in english and the other half are in french, I have no problem with you people, even though your currency looks straight out of the monopoly game.

;) Have a nice day.

AXE

[sonic::bionic]

Simple---what a good name for you! Extremely fitting.

First, congrats on being one of the biggest hypocrites I've ever come across.

Second, you should realize that we're just making fun of our friends to the North.

Third, I've seen Canadians make fun of Canadians, and Americans make fun of Americans all the time. In fact, it was a Canadian that posted on here saying your Navy is ONE guy in a canoe. Just because one little uptight dipshit with no apparent sense of humor stains his undies because someone makes fun of Canucks doesn't mean we're going to stop.

Fourth, do you really think we think "Canadians are beer sweilling, moose riding, polar bear eating, igloo wearing yokles who speak French"? No, we don't--we're KIDDING!

Way to go with the name-calling, too. Very grown up way to present yourself. No one is going to take you seriously when you talk like a twelve-year-old.

BTW-I make fun of rednecks, too. In fact, I make fun everyone.

[Cookee]

Canada sux, but I love the fact that Im 17 and can go get hammered @ any bar in Vancouver! :p

[Simple]

Eezer:

If you are refering to the fact that i am simple to please, simple to get along with, and enjoy the simple pleasures of life then you are correct. But then, how would you know? If you are refering to anything else, you are in NO possition to make any such acusations.

On your firt point: I am a hypocrite? How is that? Please tell me, i would really love to know. How did your feeble brain devine that one from my post?

I like your second point: you must think me stupid sir, wich i assure you i am not. YOU THINK I COULDN'T TELL YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE FROM THE NORTH? i am glad you have the mental capacity to understand the most simple point of my post. I KNOW THAT YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF CANADIANS... THAT WAS WHY I POSTED!

And your third point... very nice... too bad its a little diffrent when a Canadian makes fun of Canada or when an American makes fun of America. You think i am a " uptight dipshit with no apparent sense of humor ", you sir, don't know me. I am a patriotic Canadian who loves his country and listening to you bash it pisses me off. I will be the first to joke about Canada and being Canadian and am an easy going person, but when a jerk off like you starts spouting off and talking trash about it, you bet your less then intelligent ass that i am gonna be pissed off and will respond. I don't expect you to stop, i was just voicing my outrage at the bigotry that you display and am amazed at how narrow your scope of the world.

Your 4th point: Blah blah blah blah.... let me know when you actually have a point to make.

Your 5th point: Not that you have any room to talk, but when i am as angry as i was about this post, i tend to swear a little. Would you rather i berate you in the kings english? i could do that if it would be to your liking. Or perhaps this will be more up your alley, if you don't like the way i speak, tu peut tier mon pipe, piece de merd.

I don't make fun of people or things i know nothing about.

AXE: Thanks for the explanation. Sorry if i got a little steamed, but some people who posted here, really pissed me off.

Brendan
simple
UHF

[booboo69]

What are you all laughing aboot, 'eh?

Cookie, you're a dumbass.
Canada is cool. Some of the most incredible scenery in the world is in Canada (Banff anyone?). Let's not act out the US / Canada war from South Park now, 'eh?

(BTW - I am not canadian)

[Muad'dib]

HAHAHHA this is the funniest thread ever!!!

"Those gawdamn americans. Always screwing around inside their families and talking funny. Saying things like 'Joisey' and 'quata' for quarter

hey I'm from Jersey! :p I dont talk like that dammit.. that those NORTH Jersey fuckers!!! (like, for real!)

The very worst Canadians are from the province of Quebec. They all speak english but pretend they don't to Americans. The men sport mullets, skinny moustaches, billowy white shirts, and skintight pleather pants. The women have big poofy wave style 80's hair and don't shave their armpits. They are the cheesiest people in the world. And they can't drive for shit.


YES!!!!!!! SOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!
dude I'm from NJ, and these bastards would come down to my shitty little tourist shore town all the time.. they are fuckin pricks!!! :mad:
I worked on the boardwalk and they would start fights, tell their kids to kick us and shit, pretend not to understand us and act like they could do whatever the fuck they wanted! and they cant drive for shit!!! and it was always parents and families startin shit, not punk ass kids or anything, which is what makes them so bastardly!!

hey Phillip!
Yes Terrence?
I have a penny stuck up my ass!
let me get it out!!
FART!
:p

canadian beer tastes like gasoline
but american tastes like piss, so oh well hehe

[cristina]

Originally posted by AXE:
<STRONG>Your whit never ceases to dissappoint me. If you are going to make a fucking political statement, why don't you try and back yourself up sometime huh?

AXE</STRONG>
Do you really think i need to back this statement up? Maibe you don't read the newspapers or you are just plain ignorant about the u.s.'s foreign politics. Have you ever been to Europe? Well I have, and there's N.A.T.O. bases all over the place. Really i hope you are kidding!

[Trixie]

since we're on the subject of stereotypes:

"hey I'm from Jersey! I dont talk like that dammit.. that those NORTH Jersey fuckers!!! "

are you talking shit on north jersey?

at least we have culture and aren't all upper middle class white morons whose only claim to intellectual fame is living fairly close to princeton.

fucker.


the only thing i think is silly about the whole french-candadian thing is that secession talk.... i don't think an autonmous french colony in the middle of canada is all that practical, but the fight to preserve culture is admirable and worth taking note of.

oh, and another thing, during the FTAA protests the candadians use beanbag guns, tear gas, rubber bullets and.... [you won't believe this] a snow machine to beat back the protesters.

not doggin' on it all brendan, but what is the deal with the snow machine? is this some kind of secret candadian warfare tactic that i have never heard about?


-trixie

[sonic::bionic]

Simple, you think you're smart and can't even tell why you're a hypocrite? Whatever...how could I possibly begin to explain something so simple to understand?

Also, I think most people would be able to understand that in my previous post I was pointing out that "making fun" means good-natured ribbing, not the hateful rhetoric that you spouted in your post (but you're not a hypocrite, remember?).

Once again, way to go with the name-calling. IF you were as smart as you claim to be, you'd be able to avoid using such language.

I'm not going to bother trying to explain myself again as I feel two times is plenty. So, feel free to post your childish rants all you want.

BTW--I don't have to "think" you're stupid, your spelling and grammar speaks volumes!

Edited because I forgot to mention that you also contradicted yourself in your original post, Herr Genius. But you probably won't know what the hell I'm talking about, will you?

[ 05-08-2001: Message edited by: Ebeneezer (Eezer) Goode ]

[TeknoAXE]

<STRONG>
Do you really think i need to back this statement up? Maibe you don't read the newspapers or you are just plain ignorant about the u.s.'s foreign politics. Have you ever been to Europe? Well I have, and there's N.A.T.O. bases all over the place. Really i hope you are kidding!</STRONG>

NATO bases are not U.S. bases. NATO bases were set up by the western European Nations after WWII to keep Russian controlled Eastern European Nations in check. And the few U.S. bases that we do have in Germany and Italy are remnants of the cold war.

You use the word NAZI/FASCIST waaaaaaaaaay too much without understanding what it is. You basically insinuated that everyone who responded to my "national guard" post harbored sentiments toward fascism/nazism and I do believe you still owe an appology to them for making that statement. George Bush may not be the greatest man in the world, but he is NOT a NAZI.

The majority of the foriegn conflicts we've gotten into (e.i. vietnam, bosnia, somolia) was because of the fucking whining by the United Nations that we had to do something about the messes being made way over there, so after enough whining, bitching and moaning, we sent our troops over there to see if we could make things better.

AXE

P.S. Oh by the way, our current president is showing sentiments against being in the Balkan Conflict, the rotation into Bosnia that my guard unit was supposed to be in in 2002 has been cancelled. I believe we'll have pulled out of there by then. Have a nice day.

[Trixie]

"that we had to do something about the messes being made way over there, so after enough whining, bitching and moaning, we sent our troops over there to see if we could make things better."


riiiiiiight.


i got a bridge in brooklyn, wanna buy it?


-trixie

[supastara]

Americans and Candians are like two families living across the street from eachother. From one house, you see across to the other and there's a few kids running around, skipping school, getting high, a couple of cars in the yard up on blocks, trash in the yard, a BUNCH of people on the porch, and they all make quite a racket all day and all night getting into everybody's business from their porch, and partying and revelling in their drama and being generally (gen-er-ally) unpleasant. From THAT house, the other house looks quiet, the people seem a little backward, up-tight, keep to themselves, yard's not spectacular, but it's tidy, and there's a couple of nervous, maybe, mellow, even bland looking people on the porch talking quietly while looking at the house across the street.
These are TOTAL sterotypes, based on averages... the average American IS on the white-trash side of the fence. Sorry, it's true... if you make less that $30,000 a year, you are below the poverty line, and on average, when we're below the poverty line, we don't exactly shine with opulence.
And the average Canadian is NOT a French Canadian... (ask most Canadians what THEY think of the French Canadians...)IS a little bland, quiet, and keeps to himself and shakes his head at his loud, seemingly ingnorant neighbor.
I wonder if it's possible that so many Americans have such a snotty view of Canadians, because they're looking across the street from such a crappy place. America is an international embarassment, now, it's a wreck and saying stuff like, "Yeah? Well at least we're a free country," is just like those kids in the metaphorical house saying "Well, at least no one can MAKE me go to the doctor, or say God save the Queen; at least I can do whatever I want, who cares how my house looks, maybe I like it that way." Whatever, Homer. The whole neighborhood is talking behind America's back, because just like the metaphor would dictate, that neighbor's probably got a big ol' gun and isn't afraid to wave it around. Canadians ARE a little wierd, a little backward, overly polite in spots, and pricks in other ways... So? America will always make Canada look better.
(Much love all you silly people; MY kind is resented by BOTH Canadians AND Americans... I'm a Canadian citizen, raised here, with U.S. Permanent Residency. TRY to get embassy support while in another counrty with THAT kinda set up... oy!) :p

[Zeus]

I've only been to Vancouver B.C, but shit they have places like Blunt Brothers, and that can't be too bad. Peace, Zeus

[sLowTokE]

Originally posted by Zeus:
<STRONG>I've only been to Vancouver B.C, but shit they have places like Blunt Brothers, and that can't be too bad. Peace, Zeus</STRONG>

I agree, i was up there with him and i had a great time in vancouver, everyone was chill, and it's a beautiful city

[boredstiff]

Originally posted by Simple:
<STRONG>To all of you who are bashing Canada:
KosmicDog: what decade did you visit Quebec? Seeing as how i am French Canadian and have been to Montreal MANY MANY times you obviously havn't been in the right place. And maybe there is a reason that Canadians (as well as most of this world) don't like Americans. Because you all propigate stereotypes about every other ethnic group or nationality in the world.</STRONG>

If this isn't an obvious generalization, I don't know what is. You should try to keep your hormones in check. People all over the world dislike Americans but disregard the individual exceptions, in turn following the same mindset they purport to be against.

[ 05-08-2001: Message edited by: boredstiff ]

[Bunny]

Oh sheesh! If there's one thing American needs, it's more countries like Canada and Australia to crack jokes about each other but still stand up for each other when it comes down to it. Really. If anyone tried to attack Canada, America would be the first country to stop it from happening, and not just cause we're neighbors. Cause you guys come from the same stock. The majorities of each country come from England and the U.K. (or at least Europe) originally. And we both have the same gripes with England. Which makes us like sisters. We ought to be able to poke fun back and forth without getting too upset. Come on, the Mounties are kinda funny...so are the Texas Rangers.
I've been to the NW Territories, Northern B.C., Vancouver, and a little over to Alberta, and I can honestly say I met a whole lot of people just like back home. So...shoosh!

*hippity hop*

[Tweek]

I consider myself to be somewhat Canadian. I view Canada as a beautiful country that takes many of the good qualities of the US, withought incorporating many of the bad.

Joseph

[cristina]

Axe: obviously you work for the enemy {the government, the establishment, the forces how the hell you wanna call it)If this doesn't hurt in your conscience i don't know maybe they brainwashed you into thinking that the US is "helping" those poor underdeveloped countries, or maibe you where a reactionary right wing person to start with....Ever heard of "Marshal Plan"? that's the plan the U.S. forced upon the European countries that the Us helped during world war 2the us has her finger in every pie.The last outrageus thing I've heard : they are setting up fbi offices in different countries in order to have an handle in the international traffic of drugs and weapons.My point is if there's a country that needsto be accused of wanting to rule the planet that country is the US. But of course you working for uncle scam and all .... you might not like to hear that. Afer all it is your career choice and even if I find it absolutely repulsive you have a right to do whatever you want with your life who knows,in a few you years you might wake up screaming in terror from the nightmares about the horror u helped perpetrate. No hard feelings... after all it's your life not mine and everybody is entitled to their own opinion.

[Yungrii Mobliatri]

. Hell they have vehicles that two men could tip over bare-handed.

dear god. i just got back from italy. now they have some cars you could do that to. has anyone else ever seen a smart car? i would hate to be in an accident in one of those go cartmobiles.

null

[sonic::bionic]

Shoot, we could learn a lot from Canada, I think. They stay out of everyone else's business, they aren't complete freaks when it comes to sex/drugs/etc (not as bad as us, at least), and they don't seem to be as chock-full of morons as we are (with obvious exceptions). Oh, yea--they don't have a culture of ultraviolence, either.

[TeknoAXE]

Right-o, lemme just pick apart this piece of shit statement before things go further. First of all, I would like to thank you for calling me a brainwashed idiot. And while your at it, maybe you would like to DIRECTLY counter my last post instead of side-stepping like you no-so-gracefully did.

"Axe: obviously you work for the enemy {the government, the establishment, the forces how the hell you wanna call it)"

Oh, so I work for the enemy? I don't work in your particular code of ethics, so I obviously harbor sentiments for the evil people. Let's try this shall we?

Typical NAZI statement in WWII: "You obviously don't agree that jews are scum of the earth, therefore you are a part of the enemy.

Typical FASCIST statement: "You don't agree with our system, therefore you are an enemy"

Sound familiar? What you posted above makes you look alot more like a NAZI than me. I've never posted anything to the effect that if you disagree with me, than you are not a friend. You, however, throw around the word NAZI like the plague, and all you have to do is switch NAZI with jew, and you start sounding extremely related to the groups you claim to hate.

"If this doesn't hurt in your conscience i don't know maybe they brainwashed you into thinking that the US is "helping" those poor underdeveloped countries,"

When have I posted anything on here agreeing with our occupation of those "poor" underdeveloped countries?? Did you determine that because I'm in the armed forces? Guess what that is kiddies. That's called STEREOTYPING (voices oohing and ahhing).

You can give a big FUCK YOU to Bill (Wag the Dog) Clinton for getting us into the Balkans, and I was telling you that Pres. Bush is seriously considering getting us out of that mess, resulting in the cancellation of my unit's deployment to Bosnia.

"or maibe you where a reactionary right wing person to start with...."

[insert definition of REACTIONARY RIGHT WING PERSOn here] and please spell right. It's MAYBE.

"Ever heard of "Marshal Plan"? that's the plan the U.S. forced upon the European countries that the Us helped during world war 2the us has her finger in every pie."

The Marshall plan rebuilt western Europe as an effort to keep Soviet controlled countries in check. Competition. We didn't want Communism to creep up west of the Berlin Wall and the Soviet Union certainly didn't want our Democratic system to become the norm in the countries they held at the end of WWII, so both of us rebuilt the countries on both sides to the specifications we thought necessary to keep them strong. And when the wall fell down in 1989, guess who was better off? It certainly wasn't the eastern side. As I recall after the wall fell, all the West German peeps were bitchin' about how all the Eastern Germans were suddenly migrating to the western side in search for a better living.

"The last outrageus thing I've heard : they are setting up fbi offices in different countries in order to have an handle in the international traffic of drugs and weapons."

&gt;&gt;&gt;Where?? What countries, specifically, are we talking about here?

"My point is if there's a country that needsto be accused of wanting to rule the planet that country is the US. "

The U.S. is following the precident that it set in WWII. We didn't want to get involved, but eventually we were dragged into the conflict kicking and screaming so we could beat the bad guys to a bloody pulp and save the day. Tell me, whenever something goes baffy overseas, what country does the U.N. always go for to fix things? "Oh my GOD, the horror, YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!!!" That's right, the United States. You say there's massive killings going on in Muesua Bumbiba? Dammit, call the good ol' U.S. of A., they'll stop the killings and bring good fortune to all the people of the world.

"But of course you working for uncle scam and all .... you might not like to hear that"

Yah, that's right, I forgot I was a brainwashed idiot. Your stupid one-liners bounce off me like a butterfly to a brickwall.

"Afer all it is your career choice and even if I find it absolutely repulsive you have a right to do whatever you want with your life who knows,in a few you years you might wake up screaming in terror from the nightmares about the horror u helped perpetrate."

I helped perpetrate? So far I haven't even been in a conflict yet. What the hell do I have anything to do with horrors overseas? I follow my NCOs orders when I'm in the field, because in this profession, when you are in battle and you are not trained correctly because You don't follow orders, YOU DIE, or you are responsible for the lost lives in your unit because of your fuckup. Reality is a mutherfucker here, and you can't hide behind the daisies when someone's throwing artillery at you.

But this Nightmare bullshit you are talking about is in complete la-la land. If you want to go about talking nightmares and horrors, why don't you go back to Europe and study up on your history again. Soldiers don't help perpetuate horrors, they DEAL with them.

oh yah, and LONG LIVE the WASHINGTON ARMY NATIONAL GUARD!!!!!!

AXE

[OpheliaDream]

Ack!! Someone forgot the asians and the mormons are taking over too!! :D

[pizzazz]

It is my belief that the purpose of this post is to create a ruckus (sp?) and promote flames. Lock, anyone?

supastar: werd to that. I'm also a Canadian permanent resident, working on dual citizenship.

[Ken Ja]

The answer you said is "Canadian are going to take over the world"...are you sure? Alright...SURVEY SAYS!!!!

UUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! :D

[lowrider]

Canadian fun fact: I am sure that many of you are familiar with the fact that a great many of the original European-Australian settler were in fact criminals shipped there from Europe. But I'm willing to bet most of you did not know that Canada shares a somewhat similar history. European aristocrats of the 17th-19th centuries were quite notorious for their high levels of inbreeding. Unfortunately for them, this led to a large percentage of children who were a little less than complete in trems of the mental attributes. Now, in order to avoid public ridicule and a large financial burden, most of these "useless" offspring where shipped off to a safe, yet distant location. Can anyone guess where? If you guessed Canada, you get two stars for being correct. Look it up if ya' don't believe me. (just to confirm, this is not an attempt to make fun or insult Canadians, it is simply meant to inform)

[crystalraver2001]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. holy shit. i don't come on here for a couple of days and then find all this drama i've been missing. i fucking love it.

quote by:simpleminded
CrystalRaver: It comes down to this, YOU ARE A STUPID BITCH! For someone who has never been to Canada, you sure can talk shit. You stick to talking about things you have knowledge about, and not talking out your ass.


simplminded-HA!! you make me laugh. you need to wash that dirty mouth out. and while your at it....take that enormous corncob out of your ass.

i've seen canadians make fun of us. ever here of THE KIDS IN THE HALL? they make fun of us all the time. and i think it's funny as shit. why? oh, because i have a scence of humor. something which you lack. so fuck off.

eb-right arm. you make me wanna do naughty things with you. we should hook up sometime.

booboo-that was some funny shit you said.

that's all.

lotsoflove,
crystal
ilr bitch

[Rolleypoly]

:D i love kids in the hall :D

[NinjaBoy]

I love the canadain military, I got to wash

THE

Tank one time, it was fun, they even had bullet.

Our defence plan against the american's. Line up all of our microwaves along the border and put tin foil in them.

[TeknoAXE]

Originally posted by lowrider:
<STRONG>Canadian fun fact: I am sure that many of you are familiar with the fact that a great many of the original European-Australian settler were in fact criminals shipped there from Europe. But I'm willing to bet most of you did not know that Canada shares a somewhat similar history. European aristocrats of the 17th-19th centuries were quite notorious for their high levels of inbreeding. Unfortunately for them, this led to a large percentage of children who were a little less than complete in trems of the mental attributes. Now, in order to avoid public ridicule and a large financial burden, most of these "useless" offspring where shipped off to a safe, yet distant location. Can anyone guess where? If you guessed Canada, you get two stars for being correct. Look it up if ya' don't believe me. (just to confirm, this is not an attempt to make fun or insult Canadians, it is simply meant to inform)</STRONG>

Well, I guess you can pretty much say the same thing for the United States. Guess where all the criminals of England and Spain ended up. You guessed it. Aren't you proud?

AXE :)

[TeknoAXE]

Originally posted by Ninja Boy:
<STRONG>I love the canadain military, I got to wash

THE

Tank one time, it was fun, they even had bullet.

Our defence plan against the american's. Line up all of our microwaves along the border and put tin foil in them.</STRONG>

Er, I think all our cell-phones will bake our brains quicker than tinfoil and microwaves, but that's just me.

AXE

[Muad'dib]

are you talking shit on north jersey?

at least we have culture and aren't all upper middle class white morons whose only claim to intellectual fame is living fairly close to princeton.




HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

are you from north jersey?
yes I am talking shit on it, but I talk shit on ALL of NJ quite a bit.. it sucks ass there
ummmmm but would you tell me what "culture" north jersey has???? besides dirty factories and post-apocalypse towns like Asbury Park?
I dont know where the fuck you got that Princeton shit... I never in my life heard anyone brag about living near Princeton, in fact I NEVER hear anyone bring that place up, it might as well be in a different state.
and, seems a lot more like south jersey is more LOWER middle class white trash to me..

but enough about that :p ;)

[Miss Abra Rose]

HA!

This entire post cracks me up mainly because I don't think it was started to create as much drama as it has.

What always gets me about this whole Canada vs America debate is the fact that the differences between the two countries are pretty small if you really think about it. It takes getting an INFORMED Canadian opinion on Canada to truly understand the relationship we have with them.

I, for one, have learned more about Canadian history and politics in the last six weeks than I ever knew in the 12 years I went to public school.

In reality, Canada cannot exist without the United States and the United States can't exist without Canada. Our two economies are too interlocked and we share a mutual dependency on one another. We are our number one trading partners. We import 87% of our goods from Canada. We all like driving so much down here, well where do you think 43% of our oil and gas come from? I could go on and on about how much we are linked at least economically, but I won't. It works out that we are politically different and we are always bitching about one another, but the straight up fact of the matter is...WE NEED EACH OTHER.

This useless garble about who is better and who has more crime, etc is pretty stupid. Canada straight up has a lower crime rate. Why? Who knows? They'll claim it's our gun possession laws. We bitch that Canada subsidizes agriculture and lumber...But we do the same thing. Why does Canada need a powerful army with the United States in it's alliance? Because after all, we pride ourselves on having one of the most powerful, if not the most powerful armed forces in the world.

French Canadians ARE the minority in Canada and it's true that Quebecers seem to have a different opinion on Canada. Read the history of them...you would too. I mean, they haven't even signed the constitution of the damn country.

Of course some people will still remain uninformed about what goes on between the two countries and whether or not one is better is the whole debate of nationalism and loyalty.

But as the matter stands, Canada has often been referred to as being the mouse "in bed with an elephant", the elephant being the United States. If we roll over and cut off support, Canada will suffer. Regardless of anything anyone says. This IS true.

Canada and the United States are "two flags, but one community" as I recently heard a speaker say..And because of that mutually beneficial relationship we have, we exists as TWO SUPERPOWERS.

So yeah...there's my two cents on the Canada debate...

[Speck]

Well, I guess you can pretty much say the same thing for the United States. Guess where all the criminals of England and Spain ended up. You guessed it. Aren't you proud?



Have any of you been to Peach County, Georgia before? Ever watched COPS and counted how many of the videos come from Peach County, Georgia? The only reason that Georgia is there is because the colonies needed a place to send their convicts. The convicts were then put to work and confined to the state. Around the civil war, everything sort of broke down as far as control of these convicts was concerned and they just sort of became the population of that state. Watching their decendants really shows.

[sonic::bionic]

Originally posted by AbraRose:
<STRONG>HA!

This entire post cracks me up mainly because I don't think it was started to create as much drama as it has.

</STRONG>

I don't think so, either. How stupid can you be to think the original poster REALLY thinks Canada is going to take over the world? I think the point of the post was to say that Canada pretty much keeps to itself. You never really hear anything about Canada. They're quiet. THE ORIGINAL POST WAS SARCASM.

[sonic::bionic]

Originally posted by Speck:
<STRONG>Have any of you been to Peach County, Georgia before? Ever watched COPS and counted how many of the videos come from Peach County, Georgia? The only reason that Georgia is there is because the colonies needed a place to send their convicts. The convicts were then put to work and confined to the state. Around the civil war, everything sort of broke down as far as control of these convicts was concerned and they just sort of became the population of that state. Watching their decendants really shows.</STRONG>

Hmmm....my family (on my Dad's side) is from Georgia. His parents relocated to Florida (which is *really* southern Georgia!) and that's where I grew up. Maybe that's why I'm so violent. Most of my family from my Dad's side is violent.

Southerners are a buncha fucking beer-drinking redneck assholes. If you think I'm kidding, go to Macon, Georgia or the westside of Jacksonville, Fl.

[evilarchangel68]

Originally posted by romancat70:
Axe: obviously you work for the enemy {the government, the establishment, the forces how the hell you wanna call it)

well guess the fuck what dumbass. you still live here and arent making a viable effort to get away. the roads you drive on are because of the 'enemies' work. the job you work at is the 'enemies' work. if you get fucked over, the lawyer you call works for the 'enemy'. just about anything that exists in this country is becaue of this 'enemies' decisions. ya know, the most pathetic people in this world are those that bitch but dont do a damn thing to change it.

If this doesn't hurt in your conscience i don't know maybe they brainwashed you into thinking that the US is "helping" those poor underdeveloped countries, or maibe you where a reactionary right wing person to start with....

um, anyways...as far as you thinking we arent helping those countries, jsut shut up right now. its not like we run over there saying "heres all this money that we are willing to spend and put us in debt over, jsut to do somehing about your situation!" they ask, we act.

as far as that whole right wing shit goes...why is everyone so quick to assume that if a person has conservative political tendancies that they are right-wing extreemisst assholes who take offense to everything? listen to yourself. tahnks for the broad generalizations. im a fairly conservative person and you jsut said im irrational...yet you dont even know anything about me...dumbass...

they are setting up fbi offices in different countries in order to have an handle in the international traffic of drugs and weapons.

while i think the drug war in america is a fairly useless one, ive gotta say that the last thing our people need are more drugs herre...if we're setting up offices in other countries to moniter drug activity, i can assure you its because drug activity in other countries has great potential to influence america in some way and we're onlyy using that as a precaution. IF thats true, that is. wanna provide some resources?

who knows,in a few you years you might wake up screaming in terror from the nightmares about the horror u helped perpetrate.

and some day you might wake up screaming in terror at the realisation at how big of an idiot you are and that theres no visable signs of turning back, lol...theres tons of other jobs out there that make people wake up from nightmares. like being a cashier...i used to wake up from horrible dreams of evil store bosses staring me down while i had a gigantic line of people and the register wouldnt work. so... does that make me fascist because i have made a career choice taht made me wake up with nightmares? hmmmm...

No hard feelings... after all it's your life not mine and everybody is entitled to their own opinion.

heed your own advice and realise that theres millions of differrent opinions in the world and jsut because you like to consider yourself smart doesnt mean your opinion reigns supreme...quite the opposite in fact. jsut becaue you happen to like your opinion doesnt make it the gospel truth.

[evilarchangel68]

Originally posted by supastara:
the average American IS on the white-trash side of the fence. Sorry, it's true... if you make less that $30,000 a year, you are below the poverty line, and on average, when we're below the poverty line

jsut because someone is considered to be below the poverty line doesnt automatically put them into white trash category here...white trash goes beyond how much money you make, its a way you act and dress and a system of fucked up morals (you know, jerry springer fodder). i dont make $30,000 a year but im far from white trash.

I wonder if it's possible that so many Americans have such a snotty view of Canadians, because they're looking across the street from such a crappy place.

riiiiight...im sorry, but my personal experience with canada isnt bad but it isnt good either. i happen to like where i live. you are also making a really broad generalization by saying ALL of america is a crappy place and ALL of canada is great, and we're, as a whole, jealous. hm. trust me, canada has its ghetto fabulousness too...yuck, the only time ive ever seen prostitutes who looked ho'd the fuck out in red lipstick, short skirts and fisnets (jsut like the movies!) has been in canada. but ill narrow the generalization: it was in vancouver. im not trying to say the entire country is like that (even though you jsut said all of america is crappy).

id have to say the party kids are fucking SNOBS in vancouver too. AND the girls are freaks, in that bedroom kinda way. AND they do lots of freeakin meth and PCP up there. no, this is not a generralization of vancouver at all. i went to a party there and every single person i talked to had done PCP within the past few days. so, if anyone tries to say canada doesnt have drug/sex/attitude problems, jsut talk to some poeple and youll see (about vancouver anyways) how ass-backwards that statement is.

oy...and jsut for hte record, just about every guy ive ever met has at least 2 'freaky vancouver girl' stories. example:some girl tells my twenty six year old friend she is 19, sucks his dick at NAF, and then slips up her story a few minutes later and reveals she is only 14. example: i witnessed a girl making out with my friend all night and then hitting on my boyfriend not only in front of me but in front of the guy she was making out with. example:girl offers to have sex for an ebomb. when he declines, she says "can we have sex anywyas?" exaample: nuff said.

America will always make Canada look better.

canada has a fucking attiude with us too...sure, we make fun of the donut eating, the ketchup obsession, hocky, beer swillin, celine dion, the whole 'eh?' and 'aboot' thing, but have you ever watched canadian tv? i, living in mt vernon, have that pleasure. not only does hardly any of their humor make sense, it takes REALLY FUCKING CHEAP STABS AT AMERICA. worse than any amount of "they drink beer all day and eat donuts" talk has ever done.

but i do know several people in canada who are very very nice. and i have met people in america who suck. to say one country is TOTALLY better than the other is completely unfair. both have the downsides, but no one likes to notice the good: as we all know its usually negativity that gets reactions while positivity goes unrewwarded.

[Trixie]

not to side with a crazy anti-government militia-style person but it's really interesting to see the dogged support those in the system give to our government.

poke your head out for a second and see the full view, won't you?


i'm not saying that we're someone kind of megalomaniac super-power (oh... we are) and i'm not saying that america's armed forces haven't done good (they have a done a LOT of good) i just think you have to really, really, really think through all of the facts before you give such glowing and fervent support.


there are a lot of flaws in every system and the armed forces isn't immune, but it's cute to see AXE acting like it's his highschool "go washington national guard"... riiiiiight.


muad'dib: oh, and south jersey sucks, muthafucka, i spent most of my childhood in jersey city and kingsburg, and my family has really deep roots in J.C. so, for me, it's very cultural. unlike the north jersey which is all culturally-unidentifed white folk.


no one has answered me about the snow machine!! is this a new canadian war tactic? anyone? anyone?

-trixie

[Primal]

BLAH BLAH BLAH :rolleyes:

[SuperGirl]

it takes REALLY FUCKING CHEAP STABS AT AMERICA

That seems to happen when an entire country pretends to be the Global Authority on Just About Everything and then proceeds to act like a bunch of donkeys. Please - threaten and scream and yell and jump up and down some more... it's a hoot. It's hard to resist putting your boot firmly up an ass that has a day-glo TARGET painted across its vast and jiggling expanse. We don't need to look very far to find an American to laugh at when your so-called President "Hu-HYUK!" aka "Dubya" Bush doesn't know the name of Canada's head of State. Duh.

(and don't even get me started about that farce you called an "election".. yiii)

If a country full of talented, funny, warm, interesting, vital, WONDERFUL people (I know! I've met some of you!!!!) let all the morons speak for them, they shouldn't be surprised when they're lumped in with the loudmouths.


It beats the hell out of me how a country with a history of being able to laugh at itself has suddenly gotten so uptight. Yeah, those Canucks are a bunch of freaks, and the British are terribly quaint, and the French are snobs, and the Germans... (don't mention the war!!) well, they're terribly earnest, and the Italians are insane, and the Japanese are overcrowded, and.. and... and...

Hey, the US is silly too. Get over yourselves.... we all got over you right around the end of the cold war.

*sticks out a hand*

buddies?

*BUZZZZZZZZZZ*

gotcha. eh.


~SG~&gt;

[crystalraver2001]

jeeez. i can't believe this thread caused so much scandalous shit. i'm cracking up.

last night on "that 70's show", the whole thing was aboot canada. us making fun of them. that was some funny shit.

lotsoflove,
crystal
ilr bitch

[Miss Abra Rose]

Originally posted by SuperGirl:
Bush doesn't know the name of Canada's head of State. Duh.

HEY! I know the name of Canada's head of state, her name is Adrienne Clarkston. Does that earn me any brownie points for just being a stupid American?


(and don't even get me started about that farce you called an "election".. yiii)

So yeah, at least your premier FINALLY called the election up there...


If a country full of talented, funny, warm, interesting, vital, WONDERFUL people (I know! I've met some of you!!!!) let all the morons speak for them, they shouldn't be surprised when they're lumped in with the loudmouths.

I AM NOT A MORON.


It beats the hell out of me how a country with a history of being able to laugh at itself has suddenly gotten so uptight. Yeah, those Canucks are a bunch of freaks, and the British are terribly quaint, and the French are snobs, and the Germans... (don't mention the war!!) well, they're terribly earnest, and the Italians are insane, and the Japanese are overcrowded, and.. and... and...

Um, okay...sure, why not..


Hey, the US is silly too. Get over yourselves.... we all got over you right around the end of the cold war.

Wow, I think that was suppose to be an insult, but I haven't figured it out yet, my head is apparantly too far up my ass being American and all.

But yeah, the US is silly, the whole world is ridiculous. I realize that more and more everyday.



*sticks out a hand*

buddies?


Sure, why not. Let's party sometime! :)

Peace,
Abra

[TeknoAXE]

Originally posted by subcommandante trixie:
<STRONG>there are a lot of flaws in every system and the armed forces isn't immune, but it's cute to see AXE acting like it's his highschool "go washington national guard"... riiiiiight.</STRONG>

It's called shinizit talking amongst units. You'll see it in every branch of every service if you ever join up. Because you know the Marines are jarheads and the Navy guys are just squids, and hell Airforce airmen are civilians. I don't know what they call us army people, but it's all in the name of competition and making your unit look better than the others and not looking like shinizit.

It even goes on between different sections. You don't want to fuck up and look bad in front A 3-6 FA, because you know they can't compete with your team, B 3-6 FA. So you have to be better. Competition :).

Because when It all comes down to the main conflict, and the real thing is suddenly confronting us, all the shinizit talking doesn't stop. Sure, that bastard Jarhead may your best friend now, and it's mighty fine to see the civilians fly their jets in support of you, but deep down, you know you're not gonna let some pansy [insert foriegn country here] rag tag army get the best of you.

AXE

[pizzazz]

AbraRose and SuperGirl have by far given the best replies. Very well thought out, if i may say so. Understanding and not at all one-sided. Thank you for your bit of intellect on this biased, offensive, and one-sided thread. I am quite pleased :D *not being sarcastic*

[Miss Abra Rose]

Originally posted by Ebeneezer (Eezer) Goode:
Southerners are a buncha fucking beer-drinking redneck assholes. If you think I'm kidding, go to Macon, Georgia or the westside of Jacksonville, Fl.


Yikes..I'm going to Louisiana in three months too. What are the people like there?
;) Are they violent too? Do I need to take my baseball bat with me?

[crystalraver2001]

oh, i missed Pizzazzwhatthefuckeverhis/hername's snide comment on locking my thread. fuck off. how's that for offensive?

lotsoflove,
crystal
ilr bitch

[sonic::bionic]

Originally posted by AbraRose:
<STRONG>
Are they violent too? Do I need to take my baseball bat with me?</STRONG>

Naw, they all have shotguns. A bat wouldn't do much good.

But seriously, if you're going to be staying in New Orleans or Baton Rouge, you should venture out a tiny bit into the rural areas (they aren't that far) and see what the REAL Lousiana is all about. WHITE TRASH CENTRAL! LONG LIVE THE SOUTH!

[Miss Abra Rose]

Originally posted by Ebeneezer (Eezer) Goode:
Naw, they all have shotguns. A bat wouldn't do much good.

Well, shit...I'm gonna have to find a new weapon being a passive, non-violent chick from the Pacific Northwest. What EVER will I do?

But seriously, if you're going to be staying in New Orleans or Baton Rouge, you should venture out a tiny bit into the rural areas (they aren't that far) and see what the REAL Lousiana is all about. WHITE TRASH CENTRAL! LONG LIVE THE SOUTH!

Really??? White Trash for real??? HOT DAMN DOGGY! *whips out the camera* I'm gonna bring home some pictures to my mama! She sho' will be proud!

Just kidding...Well, that's why I'm going down there...to get some cultural experience :) But who knows if I'll really venture outside of Baton Rouge.

[jtneal111]

AAAACCKKK!! FLAME FILTER OVERLOAD!!! :eek:

[Kaaaty]

This thread is stupid.

Canadians are wimpy pieces of trash (ie. various members of UHF) but that doesnt mean they dont deserve to live.

:D