View Full Version : translation issues between men and women...
02-12-2001, 08:05 AM
What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying
on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry rightnow!
What a man hears:
blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MONblah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOORblah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES
blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW
-one of the wesleys...
his royal highness, the crown prince:
wesley a. of bellevue, possessions and territories
*email@example.com [-] aim:boy christe [-] yahoo! messenger:boy_christe*
02-12-2001, 08:08 AM
maybe that is what you hear and not what certain people think. speak for yourself.
02-12-2001, 08:47 AM
-*~Nuttin But Love~*-
"pippy twat corn... and i don't care..."
02-12-2001, 12:15 PM
oops. i suppose i should have mentioned that it was in an e-mail i received and i thought it was funny enough to want to share with you guys.
sorry for messing your day up, apaux!
02-12-2001, 12:34 PM
You've never been to MY house Wesley. My roommate thinks that SHE can leave all of her shit lying around and it's all good. I proved a point that she is a lazy ass bitch this week by not cleaning the house on my day off(my day off...I clean the house...the house is clean) by the next week she had garbage and clothes and crap piled up about 3 midgets deep. So AGAIN on my days off I cleaned the house...but I took EVERYTHING and tossed it into her room(even the midgets).
I hung a sign on the door stating "Mary is not allowed to enter any room in the house with the exception of the sty in the back(her room)"
Some women can be just as worthless as some men.
Oh, and Wesley...beleive me, I do hear blah blah blah when she says things but NEVER do I hear "You and I , naked..."*shudder* mah roommate is sha-nas-tay!
*shudders again, finishes venting and scampers off*
02-12-2001, 12:38 PM
lefty, you would make a good housewife. even as a boy (i hope to not get flamed by the self-proclaimed "feminists").
yeah. levi, john, philip and i always kept the house clean, and dara was the one who kept the house messy, her room was a sty and the toilet seat was always left up by her! i don't know why she lifted it to begin with. hum .
02-12-2001, 12:46 PM
If I could find a sugar momma to buy me a SUV and let me use the credit cards I would make a DAMN FINE housewife. unfortunantly I'm still looking for that one sweet lady to take me under her wing and finacial freedom *sigh* I know she's out there somewheres *jumps up and down waving a red flag* I'm over here...I'm over here...damn she still hasn't found me *shoots flare gun* maybe that'll help images/smilies/smile.gif
Lifting me up like a garage door,
I need to feel it when the drug starts coming on.
I know you Lord are a jealous lord.
I know the tablet is your competition.
02-12-2001, 12:57 PM
lefty. that's fine if you wanna wait. if you *don't* want to wait for someone to support you, i know several options you could take... of course, many of those options involve 35+ year-old men. images/smilies/smile.gif
on the plus side, the automobiles are german. images/smilies/wink.gif
p.s. if i weren't taken, i'd support you. no pun intended images/smilies/wink.gif
02-12-2001, 01:06 PM
Thanks Wesley, you rawk!!!
you truly are the Crown Prince of the Royal Territory of Bellevue images/smilies/biggrin.gif
02-12-2001, 01:08 PM
although i cannot support you, per se, i am willing to work out an arrangement...
my bellevueites pay "taxes" to me using their youth and beauty. i could, perhaps allow you to "tax" some of them, too.
02-12-2001, 01:15 PM
lol...I like the way you think images/smilies/smile.gif
02-12-2001, 02:50 PM
haha Wesley cracks me up...
Get on your knees bitch I want some satisfaction.
02-12-2001, 04:49 PM
as a "self proclaimed feminist" (kudos on the demeaning jargon wesley) i am annoyed by this post.
02-12-2001, 05:48 PM
I'm currently studying the socialized differences between men and women communication. It's really interesting
Hey Trixie, perhaps we should start giving some tips on how to communiate with others eh? Anyone want some advice? I can quote some Julia T. Wood *big grins*
*rubs hands and gets ready to write another 5 page essay*
muah ha ha ha haaaaa!
just kidding. =)
I got too many mid-terms (or tri-terms I should say) this week. No time for additional essays!
and I'm off!
02-12-2001, 06:16 PM
oooohhhh, yeah... no clothes, on the floor!
Get up and dance, dammit!@#$%
02-12-2001, 06:35 PM
Did you know the males have a hard time hearing high pitch sounds and females have a hard time hearing low deep sounds so i guess god made it this way so they won't argue alot. Sort of nullifying each other, preventing arguements.
02-12-2001, 07:08 PM
enlighten me dear jacob ...?? he he
02-13-2001, 01:24 PM
hahahaha :-) your score is 5 out of 5
02-13-2001, 04:16 PM
who is scoring?
02-13-2001, 11:32 PM
noooo, i can't! Have to study for sociology and anthropology mid-term this Friday.
I can't seem to find my psychology notes...
*frusterations of a college nerd*
vBulletin® v3.8.2, Copyright ©2000-2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.