Fourtune Cookies!!!!!

[Super_Joe]

Last time you opend one what did it say??

I can't really rember exactly what mine said but something along the lines of "I'm the shit" haha j/k

but really what did it/they say?

Peace Out

Super Joe

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Move outta my way E-Tard!!!! I feel lyke danceN!!!!!!! %80 Jaded/%20 Anti-Positive
and %110 SUPER JOE!!!!
FEW PPL HAVE INDIVIDUAL STYLE.....MOST DON'T....
WHY B NORMAL?????

[Rakie]

I opened this one a couple weeks ago...

"YOU HAVE FIRM CONVICTIONS-
STAND STRONG BEHIND THEM"

very meaningful for a usually non-confrontational person such as myself... : )

In december my mom got one that said something about going to a land of sunshine a few days before we went to so. cal.

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AIM: Cherry1099

[*°··°FuNsHiNe°··°*]

how funny... I ate one like 3 days ago and the little paper thing is sitting right here in front of me...

get your mind set..
confidence will lead you on

well that was my fortune images/smilies/biggrin.gif images/smilies/biggrin.gif

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«´¨`·.¸¸*krystle*.¸¸.·´¨`»
GOT ASS??
AOL- blondeekrystle

[*~Sway~*]

I have a funny story about fortune cookies. One time I went to lunch with some co-workers and we ate chinese. Well, I opened my cookie and to my surprise there was no fortune!!! My friend said that was REALLY bad so she gave me hers so I would have good luck....I guess I have BAD luck because I opened it and to my surprise NO FORTUNE!!!! My friend was like I am not driving back to work with you....you have bad luck today! lol!!!

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"You gotta understand something, here. This music is the glue of the world, Mark. It holds it all together. Without this, life would be meaningless."
~~Empire Records

Formerly: *~*Butterfly*~*

AIM:Gruvnbutterfly2

[7uNCHB0X]

"you tip bad you gaijin bastard!"


still dotn knwo what it means....

images/smilies/biggrin.gif

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"...well we had a lot of weed and than we smoked it so all we have now is three bowls...so i guess we use the pipe..."
Somethign i heard at the jigga Crewz "get together"


Jason buddy you will be missed and for you I will not stop dancing my friend.

"i hate to sound jaded, buuut that was a lot of phun!"...quote from ME on the way home from Resolution! RAWR!!!

You have nothing to lose and everything to gain...So be your self express your self and live your life to the fullest...dance breathe live love listen and feel life for what it is worth. Be respectfull be kind be not judgemental do not mock. Do not hate one for there choice or who they are ,we are but humans we are all capable of makeing mistakes and we do...but if we can all do one thing and do it right that is to live life to the fullest! Enjoy dance and music and enjoy what we do...dance to forget dance to live or dance to dance, dance to be free dance to forget or dance to remember but most of all be your self...


ohh yeah i wrote this too if you are wondering


AIM : LUNCHB0X
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Mail :Lunchb0x@aol.com

[apaux]

my fortune cookie told me not to read this board anymore cuz its evil!

[Glitter Pixee]

we ordered chinese food last week. Mine never says anything deep...it was "shopping expeditions will prove you well" or somethin like that...yes i really need to spend more money at the mall!...before it was 'you like chinese food' hmm really? why else would you order it.
~*lotsa luv*~
glitter pixee

[hoobie]

the last one i got said "Help me, I'm being held hostage in a chinese fortune cookie factory!" i didn't understand what that had to do with me, so i just threw it away.

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~~~hOobiE the sssssssstatic kid~~~

[lucyfly]

you know that the fortune cookie was made in la by some white guy? ironic.

lucy

[DaciaPerfect]

I got one that said "You and your wife will have a great life." Funny though, I am female.

The best one I got said "You may be better than others, but god is still above you."

[kizniz357]

okay here is something funny to do with the quotes in fortune cookies...add "in bed" after every saying. you'll be amazed at how corny they sound then.

[Chief]

My favorite fortune cookie ever was-
Drink to your health.

Luckily, I got it on a Friday night, and as it happened, I was on my way to the bars....so I did just that. images/smilies/biggrin.gif images/smilies/biggrin.gif images/smilies/biggrin.gif

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-Eric
ICQ 1656921
I like monkeys.

[BBKahuna]

The last one I got said "You like Chinese Food" no kidding!!! lol

Later,
BBKahuna

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The line between genius and insanity is measured only by degree of success

[*STAR*PIXI*]

I dont know about fortune cookies, but the caps on Jones bottles always predict my future or make my day. Viva la Jones!!!
Kisses,
Star*

[~Cosmic~]

mine said:

You like chinese foods

i thought it was funny!!

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~....formerly known as sHaLi...~

[starseed]

7unchbox: you have the longest sig in the history of the board. it's twice as long as my average post.

and come on people, you know you're supposed to add "..in bed" after whatever the fortune says...dammit kiznitz! you already beat me to it.

<crawls back under rock>

[^*^holly^*^]

I went to the bank today, and they had fourtune cookies out. I was all stoked, I opened and it said "We appreciate your business"...Rip off... and they tasted horrid.. images/smilies/frown.gif

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~"Homer, There's something I don't like about that severed hand."~
^aim^ lilgrlskincoat

[Super_Joe]

"Confusion say: boy with hole in pocket allways happy" lol

Peace Out

Super Joe

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Move outta my way E-Tard!!!! I feel lyke danceN!!!!!!! %80 Jaded/%20 Anti-Positive
and %110 SUPER JOE!!!!
FEW PPL HAVE INDIVIDUAL STYLE.....MOST DON'T....
WHY B NORMAL?????

[jaded lesbian junglest]

the last fortune cookie i saw said


"all your base, are belong to us"
oh wait
"all your base, are belong to us*in bed*"


dammit arthur..this is gonna haunt me forever

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"I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' "
--Bruce Baum
..::formerly known as
*spacegirl*::..
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http://hometown.aol.com/berrycat7/

[Gummy_worm]

here is a little known fact:
Fortune cookies were invented in America...they were started by restaurant owners who needed more business, hence used the prospect of Confucious sayings to draw in ignorant customers. The first fortune cookies had things written such as: Confucious say you good.
They have expanded into quotes far from Confucious, some even include sayings from famous celebrities such as Jack Nicholson. So do not worry about bad luck from fortune cookies. It is not an old traditional belief.

[Gummy_worm]

here is a little known fact:
Fortune cookies were invented in America...they were started by restaurant owners who needed more business, hence used the prospect of Confucious sayings to draw in ignorant customers. The first fortune cookies had things written such as: Confucious say you good.
They have expanded into quotes far from Confucious, some even include sayings from famous celebrities such as Jack Nicholson. So do not worry about bad luck from fortune cookies. It is not an old traditional belief.

[Stacey]

the best fortune cookie i ever got, which i STILL have from years ago, said:

"Confucious say: A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work"

it's funny if you think about it...oh and that damn "you like chinese food" one is stupid cause i've gotten it like 7651.75 times but i also got one that said "you like fortune cookies"...wise words from the cookie

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~ Stacey ~ >"."<

[trancedancer]

I got one the other day and it was fucked

it said "your luck will change"
What kind of fourtune is that, not very helpful.

[bean]

I couldn't believe mine. Exactly as it appeared on the paper, smiley faces and everything...

" images/smilies/smile.gifYou may attend a party where strange customs prevail. images/smilies/smile.gif"

Interesting...