daily humor: clinton

[oOlittleprincessOo]

Memories of Clinton:

After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week
have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton era. It will be called: SEX BETWEEN BUSHES
The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has
proven that you CAN get sex from Aides.

Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was
anything
like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."
The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on
Monica's dress; "Presidue."

Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State, and Bringh! am! Young.
Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic
seal from a donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts
production, and gives
you a false sense of security while you are being screwed. Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton
situation - they
added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not put thy rod in
thy staff."

Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women
coming forward, and not one is his sister!

Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller,
who intoned,
"Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a
violent death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

[oOlittleprincessOo]

yes but you see this one included the NEW president! so :P lol

i dunno i thought maybe someone might need a laugh.... :)

[Car2n]

I liked Clinton.

[EviLKat]

^^^^^ Me too.

I don't really care if he got his jollies off while in office. It's not like it affected him as a president or anything.

[Why Oh]

Bill Clinton was and still is the shit. He's brilliant, and he sure knows how to move a crowd. Did anybody else catch his speech at the DNC? And who really gives a fuck if he got a hummer from one of his interns??? Come on now. Being the president, he should've started each day with a good morning blowjob. It's not like Hillary was putting out either, so he had to get his kicks elsewhere.

Some of his personal choices may have been flawed...But as the figurehead of the U.S. government, he was undoubtedly the best one of my lifetime.

[SonikBaby69]

Originally posted by CandyRaverJohn
Bill Clinton was and still is the shit. He's brilliant, and he sure knows how to move a crowd. Did anybody else catch his speech at the DNC? And who really gives a fuck if he got a hummer from one of his interns??? Come on now. Being the president, he should've started each day with a good morning blowjob. It's not like Hillary was putting out either, so he had to get his kicks elsewhere.

Some of his personal choices may have been flawed...But as the figurehead of the U.S. government, he was undoubtedly the best one of my lifetime.

WORD

and who knows

Maybe him and hillary had crazy 3 ways sex romps..And thats why hillary never left him cause she was in on it too...

and she was ok with him doing that..

but would never admit that in front of the american public


yup thats what I think

[cheerio]

Originally posted by CandyRaverJohn
Bill Clinton was and still is the shit. He's brilliant, and he sure knows how to move a crowd. Did anybody else catch his speech at the DNC? And who really gives a fuck if he got a hummer from one of his interns??? Come on now. Being the president, he should've started each day with a good morning blowjob. It's not like Hillary was putting out either, so he had to get his kicks elsewhere.

Some of his personal choices may have been flawed...But as the figurehead of the U.S. government, he was undoubtedly the best one of my lifetime.

I agree. Good times, good times.... :)

[Gucci Smoochies]

Agreed. I thought Clinton was a great president during his two terms. What decent president doesn't have a scandal? C'mon now. :) Everyone has skeletons in their closet. Some just dont have infamous stained dresses.

It was a good laugh though. :D

[LucyFurr]

well, when you are one of the most powerful people on the face of the earth, what else is there really left to do other than fuck sluts and bomb whole nations back into the stone age?

[Meghann C]

Originally posted by SonikBaby69


WORD

and who knows

Maybe him and hillary had crazy 3 ways sex romps..And thats why hillary never left him cause she was in on it too...

and she was ok with him doing that..

but would never admit that in front of the american public


yup thats what I think

the only reason those two are still together is purely political

[adreezy]

I think Clinton's the shit. Just because he got with some other chick doesn't make him bad at his job. Anyways, what he did was far worse than what other presidents have done in the past. Shit, look at Kennedy. And that fucker wasn't even much of a president! The only cool thing he ever did was talked to little kids about integrety.

[Daz]

Originally posted by adreezy
I think Clinton's the shit. Just because he got with some other chick doesn't make him bad at his job. Anyways, what he did was far worse than what other presidents have done in the past. Shit, look at Kennedy. And that fucker wasn't even much of a president! The only cool thing he ever did was talked to little kids about integrety.


*smacks you with a history book*

yea.. that whole cuban missile crisis thing was totally worth looking over...

and setting the goal for the American to be on the moon by the end of the decade wasn't much of a thing either...

;)

[Meghann C]

don't forget about the insignificant lil' civil rights episode