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TeknoAXE
11-16-2001, 06:55 AM
To those who think they may have an edge on the cold whether, I am probably proof that you do not. The national guard dude who's withstood the evil cold of Yakima during the fledgling months of each year, the guy that's gone through the winds of Hurricane Andrew, endured the cold of Ft Drum NY and gone from one climate zone to the next is now sick as a dog, with his head all ballooned up and feeling like he's gonna pass out.

I go through this every year now. "What? Cold weather? Hahaha, I'm invincible to this crap dammit."

It only takes time for my immune system goes on strike and tells me to fuck myself.

So wear your warm gear out their folks. It's been a pretty wild winter so far. You don't want to get yourself sick.

AXE

Kosmicdog
11-16-2001, 06:59 AM
I'm a viking. I wrestle naked in the freshly fallen snow.

Sugar7
11-16-2001, 07:19 AM
well i eat ice for breakfast *beats chest*

biggriggs
11-16-2001, 10:50 AM
I sleep with my fan on during the winter. Tenacious D kicked ass last night!!!!!

biscuits
11-16-2001, 11:02 AM
well i sleep with a fan while im uncovered and nakkid with no blankets

Nimble*Syd
11-16-2001, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by Kosmicdog:
I'm a viking. I wrestle naked in the freshly fallen snow.

That is such an unpleasant visual image.

RacergirlX
11-16-2001, 01:30 PM
Well, I sleep with my window open and heat off in an Iowa winter . . . so there!

A\ex
11-16-2001, 02:59 PM
i'm from alaska so my blood is thicker? maybe? yes? i'm a winner?

gmich
11-16-2001, 03:38 PM
well thats good for you guys, but I don't have any bodyfat, so when it's cold I'm fawkin cold.

Enkidu Kind
11-16-2001, 04:21 PM
I'm Irish, so I'm always so damn drunk that I don't notice that I'm freezing to death as I fight the evil English invaders of my home island.

:) Enkidu :)

Luxiea
11-16-2001, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by gmich
well thats good for you guys, but I don't have any bodyfat, so when it's cold I'm fawkin cold.

my body becomes corpselike if I don't help myself out by wearing layers upon layers of sweats...

just the price you pay for having that god awful high metabolism :D

BridgedToMono
11-16-2001, 05:39 PM
Don't joke with that, Racergirl. That's some evil shit out there.

s1n
11-16-2001, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by Kosmicdog
I'm a viking. I wrestle naked in the freshly fallen snow.
im irish--ill pass out or fight somebody in the snow.

peace,
kevin

milgramShock
11-16-2001, 06:27 PM
my name is paddy.

i am invincible.

and i like big breasted women with little to no body fat that drink beer with photographers and vikings in the iowa winter wonderland with many fans and lots of open windows and thick blood and like to snowboard and write run-on sentances and no commas

i'm sick now.

ecko
11-16-2001, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by gmich
well thats good for you guys, but I don't have any bodyfat, so when it's cold I'm fawkin cold.

I SECOND THAT... *has probley less body fat then micheal*

GMICH IM HAPPY UR BACK HOPE TO SEE YOU SATURDAY :)

kristen

TeknoAXE
11-17-2001, 09:01 AM
*sniffle*

Well, I go' be'-a.

AXE

Headphones Dude
11-18-2001, 12:24 PM
I'm really Superman. Most people think of me as just normal headphones dude, or aaron, nothing great, nothing special, but when none of you are looking, I wear my superman outfit and I save kitties in trees, and find old people with Alzheimers who are nekkid in the cold(gross)....

TheIronLung
11-18-2001, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Enkidu Kind
I'm Irish, so I'm always so damn drunk that I don't notice that I'm freezing to death as I fight the evil English invaders of my home island.

:) Enkidu :)

well im not irish but im always so drunk i dont feel the cold. But when Im sober I get cold as fuck.