oOlittleprincessOo
11-16-2001, 01:55 PM
Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to
hell,
> where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here,"
says
> the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You
definitely
> have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do, I've got a
couple
> of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them
go,
but
> you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
>
> Osama bin Laden thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil
opened
the
> first room. In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He
kept
> diving in and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. Such
was
his
> fate in hell.
> "No," said Osama bin Laden, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer
and
I
> don't think I could do that all day long."
>
> The devil led him to the next room. In it was the Ayatollah Khomeini
with
a
> sledge- hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer,
> time after time after time.
> "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony
> if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Osama bin Laden.
>
> The devil opened a third door. In it, Osama bin Laden saw Bill
> Clinton,lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his
legs
> staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing
> what she does best. Osama bin Laden took this in disbelief and finally
> said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
>
> The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
hell,
> where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here,"
says
> the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You
definitely
> have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do, I've got a
couple
> of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them
go,
but
> you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
>
> Osama bin Laden thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil
opened
the
> first room. In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He
kept
> diving in and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. Such
was
his
> fate in hell.
> "No," said Osama bin Laden, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer
and
I
> don't think I could do that all day long."
>
> The devil led him to the next room. In it was the Ayatollah Khomeini
with
a
> sledge- hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer,
> time after time after time.
> "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony
> if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Osama bin Laden.
>
> The devil opened a third door. In it, Osama bin Laden saw Bill
> Clinton,lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his
legs
> staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing
> what she does best. Osama bin Laden took this in disbelief and finally
> said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
>
> The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."