Antonio, the great sheep sleeper wither

[Daddy]

This guy walks into a bar....
He is an older gent with a very thick italian accent.
He sais,"Bartender, can I have a Martini, please?"
"comin' right up," Replies the bartender.
Well one Martini turns to five, and the distinguished gentelmen continues to spill forth his sorrows.
"I was a grdeat rdace card drdiver. I used to drdive fasder than any man! I wouild take hairdpin turnds fastder than anone!"
"Do they call me, 'Antonio, the gredeatest rdace card drdiver? NO!"
"well," the bartender says, "what do they call....
"I also used to be a grdeat builderd, I built grdeat building of the world!"
"Do they call me, 'Antonio, the builderd of grdeat cities?' NO!"
"well, what do ...."asks the bartender.
"I was also a grdeat teacher of futurde leaderds of the wordld, DO THEY CALL ME, 'ANTONIO, THE GRDEAT TEACHER OF WORLD LEADERS?', NO!!!!
i get caught fucking one sheep.........

[Nimble*Syd]

*yawn*

NW Tekno has limited bandwidth space. You should have posted this on one of your other joke threads.

Plus it's not that funny.

But whatever.

[Kosmicdog]

How come every joke I hear lately was published in Maxim? You didn't really tell it right either.
Know something?
Think of the funniest person you know. They arent funny because they tell lame jokes. They are funny because they do and say funny original stuff.