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Kosmicdog
11-28-2001, 12:26 AM
http://www.divineequines.com/kelly/sheathcleaning.html

:D
Headquarters
11-28-2001, 06:38 AM
i got to step 3 and had to stop reading..

"say hello to mr. hand"
:)
Nimble*Syd
11-28-2001, 07:44 AM
That shit is really fucking weird.
Sparklecheek
11-28-2001, 09:43 AM
little clods and nubblies of smegma

is that what was all over your couch last time i was at your apartment, sondr? :D
HexRei
11-28-2001, 09:47 AM
that is repulsive
adreezy
11-28-2001, 10:14 AM
Dude... how do you find these weirdazz sites? lol

Adrian
Daz
11-28-2001, 11:21 AM
Ta-da, you are done! Say, *Good horsie* and feed him lots of carrots. Watch him make funny faces at the way your hands smell. Hmm. Well, perhaps there is ONE more step...


hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaha
FatSetH
11-28-2001, 11:26 AM
DUDE, is that anything like fromunda cheese?!
Nukegrrrl
11-28-2001, 01:14 PM
The horse should be held by an assistant
May I be the assistant?
0tter
11-28-2001, 02:37 PM
it's funny because at the bottom of the page it has a copyright and a thing that says "you must have permission to reprint this"
Aniason
11-28-2001, 03:42 PM
*Cough* What the hell?!? .... LoL .... there should be an event where they have someone do that for some cash.. god knows I wouldnt.. but im sure there would be someone desperate enough for cash.... =O
texas chainsaw mascara
11-28-2001, 08:28 PM
Gross, dude.

How the hell did you stumble upon a site like that?

Weirdo.
evilarchangel68
11-28-2001, 08:55 PM
You are now in the inner sanctum of The Actual Private Part. It's hiding in there towards the back, trying to pretend it isn't there. Say hi and wave.

oh dear god...

hahahahaha :D
Kosmicdog
11-28-2001, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by KnottyGirl
How the hell did you stumble upon a site like that?

People always ask me this. I don't stumble across this shit. I don't go to google and type "shit whore donkeyfuck prostitute crack" (although I have before). There are a bunch of different websites that I go to that feature updated fucked up links on an hourly basis. When I find one that makes me laugh I share it here with all you fine folks.

Your welcome :D
r*marie.pdx
11-28-2001, 09:45 PM
ick. just say 'no' to touching horse pee-pees.
Daz
11-28-2001, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by Kosmicdog


I don't go to google and type "shit whore donkeyfuck prostitute crack" (although I have before).


holy shit dude... stuff actually comes up when you put in those keywords on google


hmmm... *pondering the possibilities*
SomeCh1ck
11-29-2001, 08:24 AM
WTF!?!
evilarchangel68
11-29-2001, 01:43 PM
i never knew until now that a horses peepee needs so much upkeep! crazy shit, kind of disturbing lol

poor horsies. it would suck if human males got beans stuck in their urethras too. how embarrassing...and gross...

but a lot of things this guy typed are pretty fucked up sounding, like "say hello and wave!" (referring to tickling the bean out....ew). he could have said it with more tact considering this is supposed to be a semi-educational website!

and what the hell is smegma? thats a funny word
Trispectral
11-29-2001, 02:42 PM
baaaahahahahahaha!!!!! oh dear god!!! my sister actually does shit like that!!! hmmmm.... I think im more than do for a de-smegmulation!!! any volunteers?
Luxiea
11-29-2001, 10:38 PM
oh my good god, that is so fucking raunchy

sondr, once again you top yourself :eek:
Vixie
12-01-2001, 02:46 PM
I just wonder how they found out this needed to be done and how many poor horsies were experimented on... :(
tallcan
12-01-2001, 07:33 PM
dude.
TriPtoNyTE
12-01-2001, 08:14 PM
oh god, that is some seriously bad stuff right there. I dont understand how ANYBODY finds this stuff.