Favorite Bong Name...

[durtyharry]

Naming my piece is as important to me as naming a pet...id like to hear everyones ideas. My first two are Mr. Bowljangles and Mr. Bubbles. Apologies if this is a reoccurring thread.

[Sky Scream]

NONG THE BONG!

[stratedwn2you]

The Hulk! ~ gravity-type bong thing made out of a big MtnDew bottle ;)

(don't smoke, but I liked the name hehe)

[Chris Tafari]

shit....going back to oldskool days of blazin....

it was a four footer named mr. binky

R I P mr binky....

kidz...just say no!!!

[s1n]

Jerry.

[Headquarters]

never had a name other then "the bong"

as in

"go get the bong"

never cared to much for naming anything like that

[LunaLizz]

definately damnit the bong at the house of eon

second would be the dirty whore. I miss u , whore!
<3

[Daz]

Originally posted by Headquarters
never had a name other then "the bong"

as in

"go get the bong"

never cared to much for naming anything like that


woah... every SINGLE piece.. I or any of my friends has owned... has had a name... it became a weird tradition back in the day...

the one we use the most right now is "Brita" shes a little cute one footer with a pull carb that is slightly clogged with resin... but shes my baby :)

[TheVWDJ]

i have a friend who had the phattest name for his bubbler.

he called it Medusa "at first when u look at her, shes beautiful, but before you know it shes turned you to stone"

[DJ Rawkus]

Bongi Wells, the original "Blazer".

[Hookups]

Barry Bong Thornton

[Headquarters]

Originally posted by Daz



woah... every SINGLE piece.. I or any of my friends has owned... has had a name... it became a weird tradition back in the day...

the one we use the most right now is "Brita" shes a little cute one footer with a pull carb that is slightly clogged with resin... but shes my baby :)

i guess we were always just to stoned to figure out a name for out bong/pipe..

it just never caught on.

[supamisty]

i think i recall naming a piece i got a few weeks ago at chemicalburn's but i can't remember what it was. ;)

[Daz]

Originally posted by Headquarters


i guess we were always just to stoned to figure out a name for out bong/pipe..

it just never caught on.


yea... me and my friends came up with some pretty cool names and some pretty racy names.. haha...

we had a glow in the dark piece named Nokturnal

there was the holy hotboxer... an electric piece shaped like a cross...

Skelator is shaped like a skeleton...

Bubble Yum was a candy colored bubbler...

there were quite a few others.... but if i listed some of them... people might think i'm a dick.. haha


Jeff

[r*marie.pdx]

Originally posted by DJ Rawkus
Bongi Wells, the original "Blazer".
nathan, that's cheesy as hell but i'm still laughing :D

[TangentBoy]

Earl bong of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TurntableTruth]

reaper
the reaper is sarramic he holds the bowl and you smoke out of his hood
its a bubbler

[CanadaPeeps]

not my brainchild (haha) but my friend's roommate's.

it's a gravity bong constructed from a screw-top tub anb a 2 litre.
the smoke goes straight to your brain.

[*badmouse*]

buckaroo bongzai

[gletscher]

i don't know if this counts, but a few years ago i dropped the word "bong" from my vocabulary and replaced it with "chong" in tribute to the quintessential stoner.

i was in a stupid-phase at the time.

i also named my first bong "the green lantern". it was the shittiest bong in the entire universe.

[HexRei]

buckaroo bongzai

nice :)



Hm... I once had an emergency weed smoking kit called Phatty McBowls.

[FiberOptic]

A BINGER, or just mr. bub

MR. Bowljangels-Thats funny :)


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[EuroTrash]

hehe Well lets see,

Bumbino - Means baby.
Merlin - Big ol magical thing.
Shit Head - Little mini bubbler that would shit on everyone.
Uncle Jesi - from Dukes of Hazzard of course.
Jeri - from Strangers with Candy
Suki Sue - again from Strangers with Candy, it was her pet chicken.
Smokey - Used to have a lighter that said Bandit on it as well.
King Herod

Each so very special in their own way.

[angelwings]

Well I have had quite a few pieces in my day and everyone of them has had a name....

I have a double chamber named Schnarf....I have a small bong that looks like grim reaper...so naturally he is the grim reefer....I have a bubbler thats named uni because the stem on it looks like a unicorn horn...and of course one of my favs....you_mom's bong...doctor tgro...RIP!!

[hoo]

Originally posted by Headquarters
never had a name other then "the bong"

as in

"go get the bong"

never cared to much for naming anything like that

hellyah dude

"go get the 4-footer" :o
"go get the double bubbler" :o
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

[edotdj]

THUD - The blasted plastic 5 chambered bong that I hit at Norwescon the first time I went. It indeed lived up to it's name. Hello mr floor, I'd like to introduce you to my ass. Though, I was a rookie then. I want a rematch.

Suckerpunch - There once was a man named Will. Smoked weed all day for the thrill. He'd load this big fuckin 5 foot blown glass bong up with 2-3 grams at a time. And smoke it all in one big bong rip. He'd 'serve it up' for his guests and very few could do it. I did it once, but I almost gagged and lost it from how much I was coughing.

The Josta Bong - When we were kids, we'd make our bongs. We went to the hardware store and got a 'bowl' from the plumbing department. A 'stem' from the rubber tubing department. Grabbed a screen. While in line, bought a pack of gum and a bottle of Josta (remember Josta? Mmmmm... Josta. Not). While on the way out the door, stop at the little kiddie quarter machine and buy something to make the bong fun. A good old whizzer whistle. Drink Josta, chew gum, poke hole, connect tube to 'bowl', seal with chewed gum, place whizzer whistle upside down in top of bottle. Aww yeah, everytime you took a toke, the fuckin thing would go *whizzzzzzzzzzz* as you were tokin. ;) That bong lasted us a whole fuckin summer. We never changed the Josta bong water out either. Then at the end of the summer, we convinced someone on this board to drink it. ROFLMAO. Ahhh.. Kickin it ghettotastic in puyallup summer 95.

[HexRei]

There once was a man named Will. Smoked weed all day for the thrill. He'd load this big fuckin 5 foot blown glass bong up with 2-3 grams at a time. And smoke it all in one big bong rip. He'd 'serve it up' for his guests and very few could do it. I did it once, but I almost gagged and lost it from how much I was coughing.


Darn. From the first two lines, I thought this was going to be a funny limerick :)

[varoom23]

eviel eb

[seattle science]

"The Brainer" is dope. I just give my pieces women's names. My current lil glass bong is called Secilia.

[LilMissDJ]

How about "Your Mom", the name of a friend's Sherlock Holmes fashioned glass piece. Used in a sentence:

"Your Mom is hitting like shit today"

"Your Mom tastes like shit"

"Your Mom is starting to smell funky"

"Your Mom tastes so sweet"

I also purchased a little blue bubbler for a good friend on 420 last year and since it was medium blue acrylic, she named it "Smurfette".

The only name I ever had for a piece was Killa. I named a bong I made on the job out of a tall red robin plastic glass Killa since it hit like a champ. Killa would do just that....Nowadays, its seldom that I actually smoke from a piece, It's almost always a blunt for me...

What a beautiflu relationship-the smoker and their piece.

Chief my little Smokers
Peace
Jamie

[TriPtoNyTE]

A friend of mine had a hooka that we called Mohammed for 2 reasons, like the great Mohammed Ali, that hookah could be nice and smooth like a butterfly or pack a punch that could really lay you out given the right circumstances. The other reason was that it was aquired in Kuwait where they use them for smoking various flavors of tobacco. Anyone who has been in that area has proably seen them.

I had a bong that we called "Ouch" because it was one of those that made your eyes swell up with water and would cause alot of people to still be caughing 5 min after they hit it.

There was also "Jack the Ripper" because a) the base/stand of it was a mean looking rabbit head and B) that bong really ripped your lungs up. I have seen people throw up off of it on several occasions because they choked so hard off os skunky weed and how hard hit hit.

My first bong was named "Mr. T" because it was also quite a mean one.

[bug_killa]

My friends Mo & Jo had an apartment together and they had a nice Glass bong. It was called MoJo JoJo

[LJ Indiglow]

That's the name of my piece!
I'ts made of 2 Liter flask, glass tube, and plastic tubes! (All Chemistry supplies!) The stem sets on top of the glass tube, which is tightly sealed with rubber!

Woop Woop!
Time for me to go visit Dr.Giggles!

Nori

[marc_shrpnl]

Ole Dirty Bastard.....
It was a plastic grafix peice that i kept as a backup......i think it got cleaned once or twice........eeeew glad i never smoked from it...

[edotdj]

Originally posted by HexRei


Darn. From the first two lines, I thought this was going to be a funny limerick :)

*sings*I was gonna write a limerick for you, but then I got high... la da da da...*sings*

[RavenSmalz]

My favorite bong name had to be The Phattest Apperatus. This thing was a champ!

[indywow-omega]

just junior

[RavenSmalz]

My friend also had one he called The Wife. At school we would ask people, paticularly our Principal, I f they wanted to come over later and hit Deans wife. We would give them a fair warning though cause she hit back, hard. The cops later confiscated Deans wife :~(

[Luxiea]

I have a hookah named hooker tickle
this ghetto ass keychain pipe named Jaiwanna
and I used to have this metal piece named Oboe Ali, because it kicked your ass like Mohammed Ali would, but when you took hits on it (and it had the bowl cap on) it would whistle like an oboe, or so we thought. :D

[Sky Scream]

Originally posted by HexRei


Darn. From the first two lines, I thought this was going to be a funny limerick :)

I am going to advocate ANYONE with any kind of bong-related limerickry to post it NOW.

[carl b!]

two come to mind:
big red was a mighty clay bong that needed to be tamed.needless to say i am the beast master.
and popo a little honey bear bong.:( i frown cause hes dead and we buried him.
one time we were smoken and some dumbshit tipped him over and we left for like 8 hours and when we came back there was the biggest stain that is still there to this day.

[Euro]

Originally posted by Hookups
Barry Bong Thornton

way to totally fuck up a good name from Half Baked and disrespect an actor.

it should be BILLY Bong Thorton. unless you're talking about someone else...

my favorite name for a bong is:

Osama Bong Laden.

i've got that shit trademarked :D

[BeekAchu]

I only have one bong and I've never thought about naming her. But I do usually name my pipes. The first pipe I ever got was a glassblown piece that changes color. I named her Bella cuz she's so beautiful. Then I got this really trippy little pipe from one of my best friends for my B-day and it reminded me of India for some reason so thats exactly what I call it. I also have a little Blue one that I call Bleu, and another one that is always there when I need her but I just haven't ever felt the need to name.

[edotdj]

Ahem... *cough cough*

There once was a bud named B.C.
He grew on a 7 foot tree
Till one day I plucked and smoked him
And now I can barely see!

How many potheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to twist it and one to light it.

There once was a stoner from Leeds,
Who swallowed a handful of seeds,
Some beautiful grass,
Grew out if his ass,
But his balls were all covered in weeds!

How many potheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None! They're all using candles.

I go to parties and smoke weed
But there's all these kids there on speedE
When I spark up they show up expectin to toke up
That smell and those manners make me choke up
Get away kid, this shit ain't for free
And no, I didn't take any E

How many potheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
WTF? Like anyone's gonna do it. Lazy fuckin stoners.

There's a hole in my bowl.
Wanna plug it with a nugget
If you'd be inclined to lend me some kind
I'll gladly get you back next time

How many potheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What were we just talking about?

What did the stoner say when he lost his pipe?
Where's my pipe?

First two were from high times issues. The second two are mine. :) The jokes are just for fun, wackiness, and smiles.

[Headphones Dude]

2 words........Big Bertha.......Anybody remember that crazy raverhouse in capitol hill that had all those crazy afterhours???? I only got to toke her twice, but I noticed alot of people remember that bong.....

[SmokedOut]

Originally posted by e.dj

Suckerpunch - There once was a man named Will. Smoked weed all day for the thrill. He'd load this big fuckin 5 foot blown glass bong up with 2-3 grams at a time. And smoke it all in one big bong rip. He'd 'serve it up' for his guests and very few could do it. I did it once, but I almost gagged and lost it from how much I was coughing.


I know Willy too. To this day I've still never seen anyone take bigger bonghits than he could.

[Hey.Fuck.You]

Bwahahaaha so funny im gonna have to put that one in my sig..haha
There once was a stoner from Leeds,
Who swallowed a handful of seeds,
Some beautiful grass,
Grew out if his ass,
But his balls were all covered in weeds!

Good Stuff..Jamie you crack me up...Your Mom Taste So Sweet..bwahahhaha

We have a giant bubbler that looks like a duck we call squigles..we got a two person hooka that we just say lets smoke the hooka...We have a weird glass one that lights up blue when you use it..we call it the raver bong..and another bong thats just green so we call it the green one...but i dont use that shit any more...I smoke a blunt wrap(Vanilla) or a Vega...BLUNTS BEE ATCH..like jamie saids..its the only way to fly...

My personal fav...the 10 gram philly Titan...jeaaah

[Pun007]

i got a 2 and a half footer, and it has music notes on the the glass........so therefor.....BONG JOVI...........

[morex]

I used to have a 18 inch graphix that was pink.. We called it pinkie the brain.

[djsalsa]

First of ive gotta say the best name ive heard so far would have to be "The Phattest Apperatus"... big ups to that shit..

Me and my friends over the years have collected and build tons of ganja smokn paraphillia...

a red four chamber graphics that we called- the Cherry bong

hand built a out of a glass 7up bottle- the upper... cause that thing got you lifted.

3 person blue casbah hooka- Blue Velvet

a blue bubbler- aboobaka..

then our last purchess, a 2ft tall hot pink bong that was so ugly we had to call it "Mongie". short for Mongloid. yeah boy..

and we still smokin'
what!

psout.
airic.

[Nukegrrrl]

My glass baby's name is Otto, as in Otto Mans the busdriver on The Simpsons, because "it smells like Otto's jacket."

[kynd]

^^^Nice!!

"It smells like the art teachers office" - Lisa


But for names I have to go with the great:

Bong, James Bong

A foot tall, orange glass, been around since high school,

and rips like no other, small but powerfull......

It resides down in Bend, OR with my buddy & bro



-K

[Mezi]

lets dig up 4 year old posts shall we, ah well...

My bong is named Count Dankula, its bright orange soul sucking device with a big ass smiley face dracula sticker on the front.

[Euro]

Originally posted by Euro

my favorite name for a bong is:

Osama Bong Laden.

i've got that shit trademarked :D

i was about make a post saying "OSAMA BONG LADEN" and then decided to search the thread to see if anyone had already said it and low and behold, it was me.

whodathunkit

[OneHundredFifty]

RooR is the best name for a bong, IMO.

[LucidInsanity]

I have a two chamber bubbler that's mainly blue (with some orange, and clear bubble in the middle so you can see the smoke fill up) that I call "Ol Blue" (yeah, from Old School, "You're my boy Blue.") because it's mainly blue.

One of my friends has a bong (maybe two feet around?) that's all black with some gold and he calls it "Black Magic."

[b-eazyy]

Burntwood

A Park me and my homies would always smoke at til the cops showed up one day and we never went back but we named my buddies bong after the park

Burntwood!

[doodlinggirl]

only named one peice ive ever owned.....

it was a ceramic bong shaped like the grim reaper.....


i dubbed him the grim reefer.....


the rest have been called tools....

[U812A]

Audrey Hempburn

[OneHundredFifty]

Does anybody on this board know what the fuck a RooR is?

[Lowkey]

had this homemade 9 foot pvc bong with a giant apple juice container in the center...

his name was 'Chubbs'.. hes a legend, seriously..




used to decorate him with xmas lights during the holiday season.. teehee

[James Capricorn]

I remember "The Crusher"

[b-eazyy]

its a brand of a bong!

we used to puff outta them all the time

there nice pieces

[OneHundredFifty]

Originally posted by b-eazyy
its a brand of a bong!

we used to puff outta them all the time

there nice pieces

Werd. I'm glad somebody besides me knows.

It's the perfect name for a bong, PERIOD. :cool:

[Fern55]

my bong name is...

The Continental Bongdu.........

[oneandoneisone]

We have a bong that is purple and yellow and looks like a bumble bee. It's name is "Killa Bee"

We also have a smaller flame shaped one name "Sparky"

My fiance takes great pride in the naming of all of our pieces. Eventually he wants to start collecting unique glass work and keep them all in a nice case. Not a good example for the kids, but that's why mommy and daddy have an office!

[TurntableTruth]

Originally posted by TurntableTruth
reaper
the reaper is sarramic he holds the bowl and you smoke out of his hood
its a bubbler

damn i must have posted that when i first logged on.

damn i was 16 on that day.

[djsence]

Be Long

[spazmunkee]

or the 4 inch bubbler thats not a bong its a bing:D

[bgirl503]

man, i must of "rolled" around with a lower class of stoner cause it was all about the knife hits and hootie cans,

i saw a Bazooka bong in high times once tho,
shit was tight, a bazooka turned bong!

oh and there was POOH,
one of those little honey bear squezze jars turned bong.

and the budah, ceramic budah turned bong, you get the idea.

[ravinCron]

dunno if this has been said yet. but my bong name is "The Champ" small pipes name is "Lil Tike" and my big pipes name is "Big Phatty"

[ravinCron]

a really good bong/pipe store is "Drastic Plastics" on 6th Ave in Tacoma across from the Taco Bell, and next to Sub Way

[Mee-Shell]

My favorite is named "Thie Big Red Bitch". It is the one I let other people use, because it is unbreakable unless you throw it. And she is a big bitch! I swear she weighs 7 pounds. ;)

[suzieBeeRaven]

PEACHES!

[Mr.4twen_E]

first hommade bong at age 13 "the crippler" best ever!!
it was a 16.5" tube (the leg from a soda display) capped the bottom
with the top from a spray-n-wash bottle, stem was pvc, and the
bowl was a part from the hardware store. it had a screw in cap & we could pack an 1/8 in it. hung it above the door on the inside of my closest for about a year and my mom never found it!!!
we sold it to a friend of ours and the day we gave it to him he was trying to get a pack of papers out of the tube that we had put in there, and he hit it on the tailgate of his truck and broke it :'(

off topic but gotta tell this story anyways (some Macguyver shit!!)...
a friend and i spent 3 hours in the next town over trying to get a bag so we could met up with our other 3 buds and go camping. while we were waiting it started raining (hailed a little too) fucking hard as shit!!
got worse as we got farther into the woods. got to the campsite and the five of us got in the back of my s-10 because their tents were soaked to the bone. all we had were some papers so we rolled a few, but i was a bong fiend (still am ;) so i told them i was gunna make one.
crawled into the cab and hooked it up!! 20oz bottle, pen for the stem, can for the bowl and some athletic tape to seal it up. hit good enough ;)
fuck, i gotta go hit my new mini bong zig. down to the resin though :(
so smoke sum of dat dank for ur boy all you lucky nw muthafuckaz!!

[djLefty]

a buddy of mine made this rig and called it the 'Y2K' back in '99. it was a facemask rigged to a massive gravity bong..

[Galaxyboy]

was always in use in the attic when we were playing Smash Brothers on the Nintendo 64 in College.

We'd have ultimate championships to see who was the best Smash Brother on that Game.

Even the Top was broken so we rigged a plastic party cup with duct tape to make a new top.

Even the bong was a Smash Bros. The ultimate 4 player Game to take bong rips to and find out who was the ultimate Smash Bros.

I always picked Captian Falcon. Kicked Ass With Him To.

[inanimate]

Me and my buddies just recently added another pipe to our collection and holy shit this thing hits you so hard it feels like a roundhouse kick to the lungs so we decided that "Chuck Norris" was the perfect name for him

[Ultradella]

Its name is Georgia Snorkel
I was in a "naming-things-Georgia" phase