Valuable Lessons Learned In Childhood

[BeekAchu]

I'm just curious to hear about some of the experiences that have led to lessons learned in childhood.
Sure there's the obvious things like wear a helmet when you ride your bike, and use sunsreen when it's sunny.
But what about the stuff like not launching kitty across the livingroom, or the realization that when you shove a peanut up your nose, it can get stuck. Or don't fall asleep with gum in your mouth cuz it will end up in your hair (peanut butter gets it out great) :) Oh, and sometimes the excuse "The doggies did it", just won't work. Let me know what some of your valuable lessons have been.

[DJ Rawkus]

Pulling out after 5 minutes just doesn't cut it on prom night...

[SomeCh1ck]

Originally posted by DJ Rawkus
Pulling out after 5 minutes just doesn't cut it on prom night...

bwahahahahaa shush!

[Primal]

1. Don't take all of my Moms new pots for her plants and break them on the garage door. I had to go to bed while it was still sunny outside.

2. DO NOT eat poisonous mushrooms because your parents have to call the poison control.

3. Cat poop is not a tootsi roll. (This was my sister, not me).

4. Red necks are evil people because they shoot your pet rabbit for hopping into their garden. :(

5. Puppies should never run out into the middle of traffic. :(

6. Don't leave your legos out on the carpet because Mom will accidentally vacuum them up.

7. It is not OK to write "ASS HOLE" on the chalk board on your first day of Kindergarten just because your friend told you to do so.

[meltymilton]

never ever get in between my mom and her coffe in the morning.

[LunaLizz]

you always get caught playing doctor. "we were performing major surgery, mom, i swear!";)

[RacergirlX]

Don't try to microwave wet pants dry and then put them on.

[Shadey]

*forks in the light socket isnt always cool

*if pet is lost you cant always call 911

*leave the "pretty smelling *water*" under moms sink ALONE.

*stay out of your big brothers "plants"

*you cant keep outside critters in your top drawer

yup i know theres alot more but these are the ones i can remember

[SunshineGirlie]

*if you leave a muffin in a broken microwave that never shuts itself off, it will catch on fire.

*if you put giant marshmallows in the microwave, they WILL blow up, and that will make mom mad.

*garden snakes are not toys.

*little brother doesnt like it when you try to bury him in the sandbox.

*mom knows when you "sneak" spoonfulls of peanut butter.

*mom somehow figures out just about everything wrong/bad you do.

thats all i can think of at the moment........
love des.

[StarSweet]

ha, never slap a pony on the ass and expect nothing to happen, especially while your on it.
ALWAYS tighten the cinch.
if you don't add water to those ramen noodles they do catch fire.
if you ever try hitch hiking to school you better pray the principal doesn't drive by.
If you get drunk on a houseboat, expect to end up in the ocean.
Never punch your first kiss, it gives you a "can you kiss and survive" reputation.

[supamisty]

here's a few:

tic tacs don't go in the headphone outlet on stereos

dog jerkey is for the DOG

capri suns aren't supposed to be microwaved if they are "too cold"

don't pretend to shave your legs with a real razor when you don't know how

feed your pets, or else mr. bunny might get let loose one day and you'll be served "chicken" for dinner

mom really does have eyes in the back of her head

"I'm going to get the wooden spoon" was just a threat to scare you

[Vixie]

fresh, hot, steaming tar + summertime heat + bare feet = ouchees:(
You cannot get married to the neighbor boy when you're five, but you can pretend with pretty flowers.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles don't live in the sewers under your street. They live in New York.
you can't run away with Peter Pan with a huge hefty bag full of stuffed animals or mommy will catch you.
Baby animals do NOT come from their mommy's belly buttons.

:D
vixie

[97octane]

WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN THE MICROWAVE IS NOT A TOY! ITS A CANCER CAUSING TOOL OF THE DEVIL!

[SomeCh1ck]

dont eat yellow snow

[booboo69]

Don't confuse poop and pinecones...

[s1n]

even if the building is abandoned you can still go to jail for fucking it up and burning things inside of it

never touch laffy taffy after you get it out of the microwave

[{{NoNoy79}}]

humm........

* u don't do that to sheep

[Triplan]

Originally posted by 97octane
WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN THE MICROWAVE IS NOT A TOY! ITS A CANCER CAUSING TOOL OF THE DEVIL!

Heh, just about everything cuases cancer.