jokes

[TurntableTruth]

jokes

so this father and son are walking through a mall. the son sees this toy he has to have now(ultimo fighting pokemon ultra!!)so he asks his father if he can get it, the father looks down and says" can your dick touch your ass?" son says"no" father says"than thats your answer" so there walkin some more and the son sees the "banana bike 3000 with spoiler"and so he askes his dad almost begging to get it and once again his father says"can your dick touch your ass" son replies "no"father" than thats your answer" so ther walking and the son finds a 100$ and hes really happy cuase he can now buy all the things he wants, so the son asks if he can keep it and his dad says "shure son you can keep it, but your gonna share with your dad right? the son replies"can your dick touch your ass?"father"of course it can"son says back"then go fuck yourself"

[biscuits]

old, i think my lame ass step dad told me that one years ago

[TurntableTruth]

can your dick touch your ass?

[biscuits]

no... can yours?

[TurntableTruth]

i wish

[tallcan]

there's quite a few of these.

what makes you think you're special enough to start your own?

[TurntableTruth]

im not who said i was?
jesus cant i post a joke

[s1n]

good joke :)

[DJ Rawkus]

Originally posted by hex
im not who said i was?
jesus cant i post a joke Not unless it's a photo of you.

[booboo69]

old joke

I got a good one...

Once upon a time, Hex didn't use the search engine...again.
I crack me up.:rolleyes:

[Tecknowledgy]

I know a funny joke. It's a one-liner.


Hex

[Shadey]

be nice, lol u guys. po0r hex hes the kid that shoots up the schools.

[twistedweather]

hahahahahha

i have a joke too..

ooble ka noodle bid the doodle scooby shap doopy?

crunchy bunky nubs


hahahhahahahhaha


I made a funny , Cowabunga!!!

[**BISCUIT**]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/redir.php?pic/0440.jpg

Hex's Motto

[varoom23]

Originally posted by twistedweather
ooble ka noodle bid the doodle scooby shap doopy?

crunchy bunky nubs

I have NO Idea why... But that made me laugh! That's corny shit man!

[Rude Boy]

Sometimes, I just can't help but cry like a little baby.

To think some of these people may grow up to be politicians and police men, I feel scared for my children.

[biscuits]

Originally posted by DJ Rawkus
Not unless it's a photo of you.

*falls off chair laughing so hard:D*

[Enkidu Kind]

Don't worry Hex, someday your other testicle will drop and maybe your cock will grow an inch or two. That ought to give you 3? Maybe 3 1/2?

:) Enkidu :)

[LunaLizz]

a horse walks into a bar
the abrtender says,"why the long face?"
lol

[burnt]

a priest, a rabbi and a muslim walk into a bar. they're followed by a black man, a member of the KKK and an accountant. a duck and a beautiful woman follow in behind the others. they all approach the bartender, to order their beer.

the bartender looks at them and asks, "What is this supposed be, some kind of joke?"

[TurntableTruth]

haha

[biscuits]

Originally posted by LunaLizz
a horse walks into a bar
the abrtender says,"why the long face?"
lol

i laughed more at that then to yours hex.

heh yeah, you suck

[booboo69]

Originally posted by burnt
a priest, a rabbi and a muslim walk into a bar. they're followed by a black man, a member of the KKK and an accountant. a duck and a beautiful woman follow in behind the others. they all approach the bartender, to order their beer.

the bartender looks at them and asks, "What is this supposed be, some kind of joke?"

Now THIS one is good. :)

[Headphones Dude]

There's this guy that is driving home from work, and he hears voices in his head that whisper "Sell your house, quit your job, go to Las Vegas...." He tries his best to ignore this advice...

The next morning when he wakes up, he hears it again. And again, and finally he just decides "Why not?", so he does as the voice says to do. He sells his house on eBay, quits his job once the money is in the bank from the sale, and then hops a flight to Las Vegas.

When he gets there, the voice says "Go to Caesar's Palace, play roulette, bet all your money on #17....". He no longer thinks twice about it, and off he goes to Caesar's Palace, finds the nearest Roulette table, and he places all the money he has on #17. The dealer drops the ball into the table, and it spins and spins until it lands on 21. The voice in his head goes "FUCKSHITGAWDAMMIT!!!!!!"