Annoying Neightbors

[~*IrishFaerie*~]

I have these neighbors next door. They've got a band and they are always rehearsing. This wouldn't be so terrible if they didn't suck so horribly! Right now they are on their front lawn with all their amps and drums and guitars and shit. They are soo bad! They don't have a bass guitar player and they are trying to play Nirvana (which you pretty much HAVE to have a bass player to play) and they are butchering the song. Because they are so loud outside we had to turn the TV up really loud and because the TV is up so loud my brother turned his stereo up hella loud. Now I have this big headache because everything is loud. Stupid freaking neighbors!!

[r*marie.pdx]

at least they're not playing at night..i'd be pissed.

[s1n]

rip their fingernails off then drive chop-sticks thru the wound. i hear that works pretty good.

[DJ Rawkus]

When they make it big (the sketch bar down the street) ,ask for a greedy percentage of the profits for pain and suffering.

[Nimble*Syd]

why don't you just tell them to shut up?

[~*IrishFaerie*~]

They DO play at night and early in the morning when I'm trying to sleep! I get hella pissed sometimes and want to beat them. I think that if they play on the front yard again I'm going to make a huge sign that says "YOU SUCK! GET A LIFE!" and stand outside holding it. They think they are pretty good and their friends are too scared to tell them they suck. I think they need some constructive critisism....maybe they'll get better if I tell them how much they suck.

[r*marie.pdx]

you really should go over and tell them to shut the fuck up. i mean, even if they kicked ass, i'd still do the same thing. sometimes you just don't wanna hear other people's noise.

[purejunglist15]

Take care of it Osbournes style, throw some cheese and ham hocks in their yard, and play your music really loud, and play something really really horrible like yoko ono all night and all day long. Just leave your house and have that blasting. Hehehehe......fuck constructive critism, that isn't needed in this case one bit.

[evilarchangel68]

our neighbors suck too. theyve got these little girls who get up at like 7 in the morning on weekends...then they stand outside and scream, run up and down the stairs and scream, and (not so often anymore) ring the doorbells. but at least the parents themselves have settled down...they used to come in all loud at really fucked up hours of the morning (think 2, 3 4 a.m.) and the guy beat the little girl once (havent heard him doing it since that one time though, thank god).

then our other neighbor has this cat that he doesnt take to the vet. its a mostly outdoor cat, and it has HELLA bad mites. its bald and scabby on the whole front of his face, and has chunky scabs all over his body (i made the mistake of petting him yesterday and discovered this). its really sad...and yeah, i know its a huge pain in the ass to spray an animal, but you have to do it since YOU wanted to be a pet owner! be responsible, or dont have them at all! poor kitty :( (should i call an organization to take the cat? should i leave signs on the person's door telling them to spray it for mites? what do you do?)

thank god we're moving soon...far away from unwanted pets and undisciplined children (hopefully)...

[LunaLizz]

everyone who is just learning how to play a musical instrument needs practice, albeit, somewhere far away from any ears would be better. if you ever treid learning a new instrument, even mixxing, remember how horrible you were at first? i do, i rock now, and maybe they will someday, even if it sucks, try to see it from their point of veiw....they're probably just hella excited yo! <3 peace

[invis]

instead of viewing it as a negative
be happy you're ina place where you can actually have loud music and take advantage of it.....many people would love to be able to pump the base....throw parties! getta system that will pound base to hell and a bunch of new cds! take up drumming! or at least playing with a drum machine and big speakers:0)

[evilarchangel68]

Originally posted by LunaLizz
everyone who is just learning how to play a musical instrument needs practice, albeit, somewhere far away from any ears would be better. if you ever treid learning a new instrument, even mixxing, remember how horrible you were at first? i do, i rock now, and maybe they will someday, even if it sucks, try to see it from their point of veiw....they're probably just hella excited yo! <3 peace

yeah but...did you take your gear OUTSIDE and bump it? ;)

aisling, why dont you suggest a rental unit to them? my brother had a little pass-the-time type of band a while ago, and they just jammed in a storage unit, and it worked fine for them.

[*badmouse*]

call the newspaper and place an ad for an early-morning garage sale at their house.
specifically state that it is to begin at an ungodly hour of a weekend morning and that there is really dope stuff to be sold for really cheap.
they'll be so tired from having to fend off whacked-out shoppers all morning that they'll be too tired to rehearse and you'll get an afternoon off from their loud-and-crappy music.

it's all about the subtle monkey-wrenching.....

[LunaLizz]

leave adds for affordbale storage units that you can rent ..hehehe

[darkprophet]

Invite a ton of fags over to your house, then they (having to tact) will take care of the situation. We will either rape or kill or just FLAME them to death
...mwa ha ha...
:D
I LOOOOOOVE Aisling

[GigGlesGurlie]

-at my first apartment the walls were super thin and needless to say i was awoken at 7am on saturdays to the sounds of the lion king soundtrack and celine dion.
-when i lived in everett our neighbors would party every single night and stand right in front of our door talking REALLY loudly in spanish. lol, although they called my room mate a cow in spanish (one of my friends translated).
-my neighbors now have two little kids that do something ( wrestling im assuming) and bang up against the wall that we share with them and luckily for me, my bathroom is up against that wall and i can hear everything from my bathroom...
at least its not celiene dion on saturday morning...

[sass.bot]

The benefits to living outside of the city: no neighbors:D

*lounges around topless* ;)

[DesignerVoodoo]

grrrr, i have neighbors that do the EXACT same thing. playing till 1 or 2 in the morning sometimes, later on weekends. and they SUCK. and they are so loud that the people 4 houses down asked the person 3 houses down to keep it down. the people 3 houses down blamed it on the people 2 houses down, and asked them to keep it down. those guys blamed it on us, and we told them it was our neighbors. the whole block hates them, but no matter now many complaints they get they keep low for a day, maybe two then start back up again. it's about to get to police action, and they're really gonna hate that.

so, yeah, i feel your pain.

and, i lounge around completely naked, and i'm in the city. what, blinds? what are those? lol.

[invis]

or hey...if they're outside?
once you finally get out of bed to answer your door, tell them o you're sorry that the water pressure seems to be a little high this morning and your spinklers soaked their equipment....
and promptly inquire if they would like to use a towel?;)
hehe i'm baaaaad

[AmandieCandy]

Originally posted by Acid Burn Angel
(should i call an organization to take the cat? should i leave signs on the person's door telling them to spray it for mites? what do you do?)




yes call someone to take care of the cat. People shouldnt have animals if they arent going to take care of them. thats rediculous. give me a min and Ill give you the number of some place to call.

[AuttiePottie]

Have you seen Monty Phythons Meaning of Life? Well you know the part where the mother is cooking and a baby just drops out between her legs???

Ive decided my Upstairs neighbors are dropping babies every hour. You can hear lots of thuds and the children there just keep multiplying.

I think i made our next door neighbors mad the other morning. They were playing some really bad smooth jazz, really freaking loud...so i went to our stereo and turned up the raunchiest, loudest Cannible Corpse CD I could find.

hehehehehehehe, Im a wonderful neighbor. ;)

Autumn Joy

[texas chainsaw mascara]

dude, roudy neighbors suck. i am so paranoid that my bird is really loud while i am at work, and that my nieghbors have to listen to her. i dont understand how people can be so totally unconsious that they are bugging the shit out of everyone in the neighborhood.

about the noisy band on the lawn- i would seriously tell them they have one and only one warning, this one, to shut the fuck up before i get out the hose and give them further warnings from the comfort of my own yard. i doubt they want all their shit hosed down by you.

assert yourself for christ's sake!

tell them to shut up!

-knotty

[nrg3821]

my cool as fuck dad....when he was in school in wa he had these dick wad neighbours......he an his roommies got this big bucket an put shit and old food in it, let it sit for a few weeks in the garage that they didnt use, an then threw it all over the neighbors door.....but i dont recomend that for you cuz im sure youd get into a lot of shit for that now....

when i lived with this one chick who was louder than hell when we had sex every day an night, we lived in an old building.....you could hear every thing the neighbours did......our neighbours werent too happy an wrote us so many hate letters talking aboit how our nightly activities kept them up.....and theyd bang the ceiling wich was our floor

[~*IrishFaerie*~]

My neighbors haven't played on the lawn lately but they are still playing at weird hours of the morning (you know, 8 or 9 lol) and they still suck. I would say something to them but I'm pretty shy when I'm not around friends. I'm thinking though that if I get woken (is that a word?) one more time I'm going to go over there all scary like and yell at them. I'm not a happy camper early in the morning when I am deprived of sleep.

Oh, and about the cat, definately call animal control. They will check it out and see what's up with the cat and owner. I saw a show on the Discovery Channel about how someone had a dog that was COVERED with ticks. I mean literally covered. There was not one inch on this poor dog that didn't have a tick engorged with the dog's blood. The women that owned the dog got charged with animal abuse and neglect. I think she got put in jail for 5 years.

[Tecknowledgy]

I actually don't have annoying neighbors. I'm probably the annoying one. My friends drop me off drunk no earlier than 4:00 a.m. on weekends. I play really loud music CONSTANTLY. My fucking dog is always running away and barking at everything that moves, and sometimes even at shit that doesn't. And the parties here, Jesus tapdancing Christ. Not so much anymore, but they use to be absolutely OUT OF CONTROL. What else? I'm sure if I was my neighbor I could find a lot of shit that pissed me off, this is only the stuff that is so bad that I notice.