Weird Ideas

[TeknoAXE]

Have you ever had friends that just come up to you with the strangest concepts? I'm sure you do. One of those guys that looks at a rabbit and says "I wonder if you could get milk out of that thing".

One of the people that is in my physics class is one of those people. At the end of last quarter, when we were stuffed with knowledge about electricity and magnets etc., he told me that he was going to try and build a rail gun powered by a 9 volt battery. His argument was that using only wires to allow current to flow would produce a magnetic field that would hurl an oppositely charged small peice of aluminum 3 times the velocity of a regular bullet.

Okay, nevermind the fact that no resistance would fry your wires and drain your battery in two seconds. The equation he used to justify his answer was based upon a force equation that would only provide its initial acceleration and not really any kind of velocity would result.

Yesterday he came up with me, wanting to get a hold of any broken guitar strings, because he wanted to make a "speaker", by having magnetic fields make it vibrate. I'm not quite sure if nickel wound guitar strings would be the best sounding speakers, or how magnetic fields would be able to make the guitar string vibrate properly, but I guess I'll get him the string and tell you how this one goes.

AXE

[LunaLizz]

whoa! that sounds really interesting. i guess if you can make those kiddy telephones from string and cans, a guitar string speaker is doable, i might try steel though.

[burnt]

dude, rabbits are mammals. they *do* produce milk!

[texas chainsaw mascara]

What?

Could you tone the IQ down a bit and speak Layman Idiot so the non-physics scholars can understand you?

Jesus. Every time I start to think I am a smart cookie, you post something like that and I find myself reading really slowly, trying to understand what the fuck you are talking about.

Fucking physics. . . I hate physics.

Smart people suck.

:)

-K

[texas chainsaw mascara]

PS- I'm really not stupid.

[Effendi]

Originally posted by KnottyGirl
PS- I'm really not stupid.

:rolleyes:

well of course your not............

[Sky Scream]

Would someone like to tell me how they jimmyrigged an Ortofone needle onto the bottom of a wind-up car in the "Scratch" documentary so that when set down on a record it would actually drive along its grooves?

[TurntableTruth]

im filled with all kind of ideas

[DJ Rawkus]

Originally posted by hex
im filled with all kind of ideas why doesn't that surprise me? :rolleyes: Hey monkeyfuck, who don't you go tag some buildings or go masturbate with your mother and videotape it. That way we can publically show it at your funeral when you die from creating "anarchy" and the cops mow you down in hasty gunfire. You have gotta be the most goddamn idiotic 16 yr old i've ever met. I've met alot of underagers, and nobody i have known or currently know..comes even within miles of your range of stupidity. Please. Save the human race and drop off the planet already....

[Tecknowledgy]

Originally posted by DJ Rawkus
why doesn't that surprise me? :rolleyes: Hey monkeyfuck, who don't you go tag some buildings or go masturbate with your mother and videotape it. That way we can publically show it at your funeral when you die from creating "anarchy" and the cops mow you down in hasty gunfire. You have gotta be the most goddamn idiotic 16 yr old i've ever met. I've met alot of underagers, and nobody i have known or currently know..comes even within miles of your range of stupidity. Please. Save the human race and drop off the planet already....

In other news, a 16 year old Everrett boy was found dead today in his home. Cause of death was self inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

ROCK!!

[TeknoAXE]

Originally posted by KnottyGirl
What?

Could you tone the IQ down a bit and speak Layman Idiot so the non-physics scholars can understand you?

Jesus. Every time I start to think I am a smart cookie, you post something like that and I find myself reading really slowly, trying to understand what the fuck you are talking about.

Fucking physics. . . I hate physics.

Smart people suck.

:)

-K

Sorry. Spring quarter is in full swing now, and I guess my conversational peices tend to swing in the direction of what's happening. Don't worry, tho! Not all my posts are this scientifically based; just a few of them.

AXE

[Angelique]

Damn...At least some of the shit you guys come up with makes sense. My buddies and I come up with the dumbest ideas EVER at the most random times. Like, I'll be driving down the street, and suddenly have the urge to open the door and roll out. Or my friend will ask me "How far do you think I can jam my thumb into my eye socket before my eyesight gets all blury?" I mean, damn, I think we deserve gold stars for our stupidity. We're just about the most idiotic kids in the world. YAY US!!!

Angie

[bemyfrynd]

one time I had this idea to start another name....I shoulda left it as an idea...

[indywow-omega]

Originally posted by bemyfrynd
one time I had this idea to start another name....I shoulda left it as an idea...

but what wouldve been the fun in that?

[Hookups]

Oh, I've had a few weird ideas.

Like the perpetual motion machine. Yeah, I (thought I) invented one of those one stoney day. With full awareness of the second law of thermodynamics, I boldly forged ahead. To this day, it still almost makes sense.

[Tecknowledgy]

I have this idea. It's awesome.

CLONE people for like, bloodsport events and shit. Re-enacting historical battles with clones and watching them all die.

Hope I didn't offend any fucking CLONES.

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by 2cB
Hope I didn't offend any fucking CLONES.

I love you Eli. I think we should get married as soon as possible. :D

[Kosmicdog]

Originally posted by Sky Scream
Would someone like to tell me how they jimmyrigged an Ortofone needle onto the bottom of a wind-up car in the "Scratch" documentary so that when set down on a record it would actually drive along its grooves?

I've never seen the movie but I imagine it works the same way my racetrack setup did. You know, the kind that you pull a little trigger and make the cars go? They stay on track with a little metal pin that slides along the "groove" in the plastic track. When you go too fast you fly off of the track. I'm sure if you had a light enough micro-machine type toy car you could play with a record and needle to get that to happen without much difficulty.

[TurntableTruth]

rawkus i dont know if you know this
but i personaly think ive toned down on the bullshit
and now you just randomly pull some bullshit like this over somthing i said?

whas the deal?
why dont you just take your anger out and fight me?
do you wanna fight me?
do you wanna hurt me?


or rawkus....do you really wanna love me?

[blueferret]

Probably sound bad but in theory should work.. provideing he just wants to vibrate the string with a feild. Electric guitars usualy use magnetic pick ups so the wire would react to a feild. He probably wont get it to work though he sounds like a fruit and its a weird thing to be doing. As far as the rail gun thing god that one is funny. What are you studying anyway AXE? this is the second time I have run acrost you talking about physics and EMF.

As far as crazy ideas I have this one were you take me and eli and get us good and drunk at a party and see what happens. And Eli I liked the idea of cloning all your friends better and keeping the clones locked in a basement so when your friends pissed you off you could go beat the shit out of the clones. You could make a buisness out of it man and it would be great for partys, you could have the party were you clone all the board trolls and have the clones chained to the walls for people to torment threw out the night.

[TeknoAXE]

Originally posted by blueferret
Probably sound bad but in theory should work.. provideing he just wants to vibrate the string with a feild. Electric guitars usualy use magnetic pick ups so the wire would react to a feild. He probably wont get it to work though he sounds like a fruit and its a weird thing to be doing. As far as the rail gun thing god that one is funny. What are you studying anyway AXE? this is the second time I have run acrost you talking about physics and EMF.



I'm going through my first year in physics/chemistry. I originally thought that I was going to go for a physics degree, but I figured that in order to do anything productive along those lines, you really have to get a doctorate. So now I'm going towards an electrical engineering deal. I went through introductory electrophysics last quarter, but it actually stuck really good to me because our instructor was awesome.

As far as the guitar string goes, I agree that he could get it to vibrate. To produce anything worth marketing or even close to a paper speaker is a different matter all together. Maybe an acoustic chamber like an acoustic guitar has to direct the sound a little more?

AXE

[MimiRay]

Originally posted by DJ Rawkus
why doesn't that surprise me? :rolleyes: Hey monkeyfuck, who don't you go tag some buildings or go masturbate with your mother and videotape it. That way we can publically show it at your funeral when you die from creating "anarchy" and the cops mow you down in hasty gunfire. You have gotta be the most goddamn idiotic 16 yr old i've ever met. I've met alot of underagers, and nobody i have known or currently know..comes even within miles of your range of stupidity. Please. Save the human race and drop off the planet already....

hahahahahaha...

[Tecknowledgy]

As far as crazy ideas I have this one were you take me and eli and get us good and drunk at a party and see what happens. And Eli I liked the idea of cloning all your friends better and keeping the clones locked in a basement so when your friends pissed you off you could go beat the shit out of the clones. You could make a buisness out of it man and it would be great for partys, you could have the party were you clone all the board trolls and have the clones chained to the walls for people to torment threw out the night.


aye, but then I'd have to clone myself as well, as I understand it there are some people on this board who don't exactly like me. he he he.

[blueferret]

Yah I would definetly wana beat the shit out of your clone!!!

[blueferret]

I made this thread in SO auctioning people off so I could make a few extra bucks to help pay rent and bills cause my job sucks. Well it actualy is apearing to work if I actual see my 30% of what people are selling for I will curently have like $200 and the auction isnt even over tell 7-18. Yeah for weird ideas!

[LunaLizz]

here's an idea...
i used to have these 'reality' tripps when i got reallllly stoned....i would see things how they really are, none of that urbanized sugar coated gradeschool crap.
i saw how time werked.
time in the hUman form is linear and an easy concept to grasp however
time itself is something that exsists on a plane, it does not go str8 forward or str8 back, it just is. i dont believe in clocks (exceot, of course to go to work)
time is everyewhere, it doesnt begin or end. it is not at all how we think it is, it is beyound our ways of thinking......
throw away your watched peeple. <3lizz

[DJ Rawkus]

..even tho that's kinda off on a tangent Lizz, that theory you wrote is exactly why i don't wear a watch. Well, that and i try to remain timeless in whatever i do and say...I think it's a good quality to have. Sometimes i fail, sometimes i don't.

[bemyfrynd]

Originally posted by blueferret
I made this thread in SO auctioning people off so I could make a few extra bucks to help pay rent and bills cause my job sucks. Well it actualy is apearing to work if I actual see my 30% of what people are selling for I will curently have like $200 and the auction isnt even over tell 7-18. Yeah for weird ideas!


you are a filthy disgusting pig


MEOW

[Bird]

unplug your phone
disconnect your cell
shut off your computer
destroy your television
walk
read
dance
enjoy

[.-=PSYLON=-.]

Originally posted by Kosmicdog


I've never seen the movie but I imagine it works the same way my racetrack setup did. You know, the kind that you pull a little trigger and make the cars go? They stay on track with a little metal pin that slides along the "groove" in the plastic track. When you go too fast you fly off of the track. I'm sure if you had a light enough micro-machine type toy car you could play with a record and needle to get that to happen without much difficulty.

OI !!! do any of you guys read mixer magazine ? you can actually buy those now. theyre little VW vans that operate on 4 AA batteries. Im not sure who makes em, but I want one !!!!

[LunaLizz]

Originally posted by DJ Rawkus
..even tho that's kinda off on a tangent Lizz, that theory you wrote is exactly why i don't wear a watch. Well, that and i try to remain timeless in whatever i do and say...I think it's a good quality to have. Sometimes i fail, sometimes i don't.

time. essentially, is meaningless and irrelevant;)

[The_waterMAN]

Ice cream flavored saltines

[Effendi]

Originally posted by Hookups

Like the perpetual motion machine.
It's all about magnets man...........

and that is not a weird idea...like you said it SHOULD work.......

[blueferret]

you are a filthy disgusting pig
at least I dont steal money from partys raising funds for a couples wedding when I need money! :rolleyes: Thank you, drive threw.

[bemyfrynd]

Originally posted by blueferret

at least I dont steal money from partys raising funds for a couples wedding when I need money! :rolleyes: Thank you, drive threw.

you're breaking my heart

[bgirl503]

ok think BASS STATION

It's a chair and it's a speaker so you get a bass massage, but you cut out the high volume but keep the vibration it makes, so it's not harmful to your ears and it's great for your back,goodbye speaker humping days.

PATENT PENDING!

[Iokera]

Originally posted by bgirl503
ok think BASS STATION

It's a chair and it's a speaker so you get a bass massage, but you cut out the high volume but keep the vibration it makes, so it's not harmful to your ears and it's great for your back,goodbye speaker humping days.

PATENT PENDING!

goto a physical therapist, or a chiropractor. They have these wierd things called..... oh my god the name just totally skipped my head. They use it to see babies before they are born, using sound waves. Anyway, it's also used for deep tissue massage..... So it's allready been invented.

peace

[bgirl503]

DOH! ok check this one out
CLASSIFIED
DANK TANK
IT's a remote control bong that has comes with two walkie talkies, so you can smoke with some one that is in another area with out being with the person, the secret is you put the pot inside the tank and your walkie talkie has a button you push that raises the barrel and shoots out the smoke, so no one can ambush your hit on it's way to you.

PATENT PENDING

[AthenA]

"rawkus i dont know if you know this
but i personaly think ive toned down on the bullshit
and now you just randomly pull some bullshit like this over somthing i said?

whas the deal?
why dont you just take your anger out and fight me?
do you wanna fight me?
do you wanna hurt me?


or rawkus....do you really wanna love me?"

Hahahahah!!! That's some funny shit right there! Rawkus is really good at trying to tear someone a new asshole over stupid bullshit. Yes, he's done it to me, too. And I tell ya buddy, I couldn't have responded to it better myself. However, you do kinda make yourself a target for that kind of attack... :D

Anyway, it's not so much an idea as a question, but what do you think would come out of an eyeball if you squshed it? I should really take the time to research it, but it's funny to hear people's theories sometimes.

[Kosmicdog]

Right now I'm in the process of converting my wicker reclining chair into a music powered toy machine. So far I have speakers hooked up and a bunch of little troll dolls and yo yo's and other shit attached to it.

It's gonna be a badass trip recliner.

[KatSauce]

yeha me and my friends always think about shitty bad, or gross things that people have done to others or to themselvs. Just random shit> I cant think of any examples right now but our line of reasoning is if we can think of it, that means it's thinkable, therefore do able, and probally already been done. It's disturbing sometimes. :(

[Iokera]

Originally posted by Kosmicdog
Right now I'm in the process of converting my wicker reclining chair into a music powered toy machine. So far I have speakers hooked up and a bunch of little troll dolls and yo yo's and other shit attached to it.

It's gonna be a badass trip recliner.

*says "I SEEN IT!!!" the same way the crackhead says he saw the Full House dad suck dick for coke.*

[LunaLizz]

:D :D :D

[peace&love]

...that drugs are a way of stimulating the human mind, resulting in the progression of thought which makes us a greater species. That government is a form of mind control that halts the progression of man by prosecuting those with these "mind-opening" drugs, which produce thoughts other than what they want to be thought. By making drugs illegal you cut out a lot of questions? If people can't take something legally then they are less likely to do it. resulting in fewer users and creating a much larger number of controllable humans. those who have been controlled believe in what they hear, not in what they see(unless it has been seen on tv). Through much observation, it is obvious that people are sheep and that they are drawn to crowds. Why not be part of the american crowd... where we are free to hear of such freedoms as , speech, assembly,etc... but we are not free to see them.

[tarkKuin]

Yeah like when its 3 o'clock in the morning and you havent slept for like a week and you just sit there man and everything you come up with is so damn funny...

-didja realize that all the warnings like "don't use in bathtub" on items is because people have acctually done it... on phreaking chalk it says to not use in the tub, whats up wit that... what did someone use phreaking chalk for in the phreaken tub... i dunno man, brilliant ideas like that just rule... lol

PLUR,
tark