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Nimble*Syd
04-29-2002, 11:03 PM
The Best In All Of Nazareth (http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html)...

enjoi,
Syd

Triplan
04-29-2002, 11:07 PM
HAHAHAHHA!! That shit is real?

Roddimus
04-29-2002, 11:07 PM
Seems like the perfect gift for hardcore fans of "The Excorsist."
"Fuck Jesus! Fuck Jesus! Fuck Jesus!"

Nimble*Syd
04-29-2002, 11:10 PM
she actually says "Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!" while masturbating with the crucifix.

The Exorcist is one of my favorite movies ever. I own it in both English and Spanish. rock.

Roddimus
04-29-2002, 11:21 PM
Hehehe...Well, I guess I now know why you posted it.

Nimble*Syd
04-29-2002, 11:41 PM
I figured you of all people would certainly appreciate it, Chris.

~Bliss~
04-30-2002, 12:33 AM
hehe is this from the same line that produced the baby jesus buttplug? ;)

K

Shadey
04-30-2002, 12:34 AM
damn.......what will they come up with next?

blueferret
04-30-2002, 02:51 AM
The perfect gift for the jessus lover in your family

Zillah1221
04-30-2002, 06:03 AM
Sigh..what I would give for their whole catalog and a nun outfit..

Vixie
04-30-2002, 06:53 AM
Gives new meaning to the phrase, "I have Jesus inside me."
bwahaha
Vixie

Skippopot2mus
04-30-2002, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by Nimble*Syd
she actually says "Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!" while masturbating with the crucifix.

The Exorcist is one of my favorite movies ever. I own it in both English and Spanish. rock.

Spanish too? How intriguing.
I think I'm gonna buy a jackhammer jesus for amanduh. She'll cry. Buahahahahaha!!

la.chica.de.verano
04-30-2002, 12:53 PM
oh my 'god'ness. *unf*

gingerballs
04-30-2002, 04:32 PM
I wonder what Jesus has to say about this whole thing, I wounld ask for royaltys.

TurntableTruth
04-30-2002, 08:54 PM
one of those was on the early shows of insomniac with dave attel(which is also showing this wedsday,check your local schedual for time and listings)
he went to go see a porno made and one of the gurls pulled one out
it was pink


never new jesus was hung like a horse

texas chainsaw mascara
04-30-2002, 09:12 PM
"When you woke up this morning, you knew that something was missing in your life. It wasn't the new car, the new job, the boyfriend or the girlfriend. But now you know: It is the Baby Jesus Butt Plug."


Hell yes!!
(http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.html)

Primal
04-30-2002, 10:16 PM
How very interesting, and exciting. Whoop!;)

gingerballs
04-30-2002, 10:18 PM
I'm looking out my window waiting for the fire from the sky.

ILYA
05-01-2002, 12:16 PM
I wonder what your local church would say about this :) Just a random thought...

gingerballs
05-01-2002, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by ILYA
I wonder what your local church would say about this :) Just a random thought...


Holy Water for everyone!

KiddyRaver
07-09-2002, 09:07 PM
that is really really funny

The_waterMAN
07-09-2002, 09:12 PM
My drug counselor told me loving jesus was healthy... I just don't know what is wrong with christianity today!

*packs bags for buddhist monastary*

Layla
07-11-2002, 02:56 PM
oh my god...

did you see the other products on that website? Virgin Mary dildos? Baby Jesus Butt plug? holy shit!?!

eroni
07-11-2002, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Nimble*Syd
she actually says "Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!" while masturbating with the crucifix.

The Exorcist is one of my favorite movies ever. I own it in both English and Spanish. rock.

no no no no... you both have it wrong.

she says 'let jesus fuck you, let jesus fuck you'

it's showing the inner conflict between the spirit and the girl.

:D

plus this site is old shit.

i prefer the Baby Jesus Butt Plug (http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.html)

;)

angry_bob
07-11-2002, 07:43 PM
Awww I wish I hadn't opened that at werk...

Audiovore
07-12-2002, 12:04 AM
Whoa this site is crazy.