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Kosmicdog
07-17-2002, 09:22 PM
http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475

Good times.
yewzer
07-17-2002, 09:42 PM
oh my.
i would not recomend the AIMconversations, also on that site. very bad, will cause nightmares.
LunaLizz
07-17-2002, 10:13 PM
aw, cmon! who doesnt enjoy selling buttplugs and moppin jizz? yum!
Nimble*Syd
07-17-2002, 10:18 PM
My best friend works at a porn store. She gets paid $8.50 an hour to sit on her ass, read, and occasionally ring people up.
tallcan
07-17-2002, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Nimble*Syd
My best friend works at a porn store. She gets paid $8.50 an hour to sit on her ass, read, and occasionally ring people up.
it's not a bad job @ all.
I'd take it.
Kosmicdog
07-17-2002, 10:29 PM
I don't know how special my "alone time" with my porn would be if I was bombarded with it 8 hours a day. And I am such a hornball I'd constantly get horny and have to utilize my own merchandise every 20 minutes.
Nimble*Syd
07-17-2002, 10:36 PM
yowzers said:
it's not a bad job @ all.
I'd take it.

She is an attractive female.
Therefore, she is hired for the sole purpose of sitting behind the counter and looking cute, and operating the cash register.
She does not have to mop up jizz, or deal with putting away videos, or anything.

It is quite a different situation for male employees, however.
starseed
07-17-2002, 10:56 PM
*waits for sami to post*
Nimble*Syd
07-17-2002, 10:59 PM
hehehe. Sami likes the Doc Johnson super-fist.
LunaLizz
07-17-2002, 11:10 PM
the mopping up jizz thing was A joke....ha ha ha
i was actually hired at the love zone in lynnwood/everett. so i know what it's about...it is a pretty easy job for decent money....like i said...joke.... it's ok to just laugh
LunaLizz
07-17-2002, 11:12 PM
omg lizz. that was funny...lmao !!!
Justin
07-18-2002, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by Nimble*Syd
hehehe. Sami likes the Doc Johnson super-fist.

That ain't nothing compared to the Doc Mahem super-fist.
texas chainsaw mascara
07-18-2002, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by Kosmicdog
I don't know how special my "alone time" with my porn would be if I was bombarded with it 8 hours a day. And I am such a hornball I'd constantly get horny and have to utilize my own merchandise every 20 minutes.

Fuck man, tell me about it. I couldn't work in a porn shop. I just like porn too much
gingerballs
07-18-2002, 02:47 AM
Originally posted by KnottyGirl


Fuck man, tell me about it. I couldn't work in a porn shop. I just like porn too much

I can see you working in a S&M porn shop though, really I can.
balloon kitten
07-18-2002, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by LunaLizz
omg lizz. that was funny...lmao !!!
I know! LOL! :D
Headphones Dude
07-18-2002, 10:03 AM
Hopefully you're never asked to stock the shit you yourself don't want to look at...."Go alpha numerical all those gay porn tapes, and then hang them on the corner of aisle 4...." That would suck...But if you were just asked to stock the regular girl/guy girl/girl porn, then I'd probably get fired because I'd spend too much time figuring out which of my favorite porn stars are in which film.....
NO-ESC
07-18-2002, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by KnottyGirl


Fuck man, tell me about it. I couldn't work in a porn shop. I just like porn too much

RRRRREEEEAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYYYY

I dont believe that at alll ;)
Enkidu Kind
07-18-2002, 01:11 PM
Too much porn will desensitize your nads. :D

~Chris