Dont you just love an old man in nylons and pumps? [Archive]

balloon kitten

07-21-2002, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by HexRei
And when you stop posting shit, it won't get locked anymore.
Since you chose to reply, so shall I. :D

It's basically your opinion that my shit is shit, cause the pm's I got didn't sound like you. :o I mean, what's the real difference between spiderman dancing and balloon animals? Both equally random, but you don't like me. Oh well, I'm still here. :)

HexRei

07-21-2002, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by emerald kitten

Since you chose to reply, so shall I. :D

It's basically your opinion that my shit is shit, cause the pm's I got didn't sound like you. :o I mean, what's the real difference between spiderman dancing and balloon animals? Both equally random, but you don't like me. Oh well, I'm still here. :)

I responded because you made a comment aimed at the mods of this forum (you know, the people who lock threads here). Anytime you post about us mods you can expect a reply.
You created that "favorite balloon animal" thread solely because I had previously stated that it was an invalid topic for a list thread. If you think dancing spiderman was a list thread, you don't know what a list thread is.

balloon kitten

07-21-2002, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by HexRei
If you think dancing spiderman was a list thread, you don't know what a list thread is.
First, that was not aimed at mods. I just made a statement about my shit getting locked. Don't flatter yourself just because half of your name is hex. :D

Second, I never said it was a list thread. My point was that's it's no more/less relevant than balloon animals. Does that make sense now? Connect the dots, la la la la!

HexRei

07-21-2002, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by emerald kitten

First, that was not aimed at mods. I just made a statement about my shit getting locked.

Right. :rolleyes:

Second, I never said it was a list thread. My point was that's it's no more/less relevant than balloon animals. Does that make sense now? Connect the dots, la la la la!

Not in my opinion, which is clearly different from yours. *shrug* But mods make the decision.

KatSauce

07-21-2002, 06:28 PM

I remember seeing something on tv about this guy...........................yeah he's sexy

balloon kitten

07-21-2002, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by HexRei
Right. :rolleyes:

Well, I'm speechless! Way to shut me down with a valid point, HexRei.

HexRei

07-21-2002, 06:55 PM

balloon kitten

07-21-2002, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by HexRei
:)
You're smiling! There's hope for you yet! Would you like a balloon animal? :D

Enkidu Kind

07-21-2002, 07:27 PM

*makes Hex a baloon rottweiler*

Sick it on that fucking emerald cat!!!!

DJ Rawkus

07-21-2002, 07:39 PM

I'm waiting for BettieRage to stick her little pug nose into this thread and root for EK. haha..

other than that..EK is going about this whole locking threads rant all wrong. Honey, if you want some real attention and a diplomatic approach to censorship ,take it to the SUPREME COURT, not the NWT mods mmkay? Maybe some of us will start liking you once you pull your head out of the sand and quit acting like you're being denied something important. Like ranting about it has something to gain!! :rolleyes: NEWSFLASH: you have nothing to gain, STFU already.

balloon kitten

07-21-2002, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by DJ Rawkus
Maybe some of us will start liking you once you pull your head out of the sand... NEWSFLASH: you have nothing to gain, STFU already.
NEWSFLASH: I've never filled out an application to be anyone's friend. :D

*pets the Hex rot* Sit, Hexrot, sit. Good boy!

HexRei

07-21-2002, 09:50 PM

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Save your drama for someone who gives a fuck.

balloon kitten

07-21-2002, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by HexRei
Save your drama for someone who gives a fuck.

If I'm on your ignore list, how do you know if it's drama? I could talk shit about you right now and you wouldn't know! You can't lock a thread if you can't read it! Common sense says you're not ignoring me. :rolleyes:

DJ Rawkus

07-21-2002, 11:22 PM

Originally posted by emerald kitten

NEWSFLASH: I've never filled out an application to be anyone's friend. :D

*pets the Hex rot* Sit, Hexrot, sit. Good boy! So am i to assume by power of deduction that you are just here to be an irritant? And if that is the case, what good reason could you possibly give to not be banned. I think it's reasonable to ban anybody who isn't contributing anything worthwhile to this board in the form of discussion openly admits she doesn't care about doing so and in the process of doing that insults the mods intelligence openly admits to breaking the rules and being an irritant in the process

You can flaunt how much this is just us board members taking a little incident WAY too far, but you fail to notice this is basic social knowledge. What you've basically done is the same as stepping foot in someone's house and dissed them after they invited you in for dinner. After a good verbal lashing, you ask "where's the grub?" and demand for food and don't understand why the host is upset with you. Then you stomp your feet and cry "injustice!" when the other guests agree with the host. Do you have any social skills whatsoever??? I'm not talkin' netiquette here..i'm spittin' BASIC INTERACTION WITH OTHER PEOPLE. Trying to dodge past it "becuz i'll never meet them" or "they aren't real, this is just a msg board" is a trite cutesy answer and totally bogus. I don't say anything on here i wouldn't tell someone face to face and for you to taunt the idea of being an irritant and wasting FREE BANDWIDTH AND HOSTING just to get a few laughs for yourself really makes me sick. Grow some balls and grow up!!

!PinkPez!

07-21-2002, 11:27 PM

*burst into tears* All I did was post a thread about a man in tights and stillettos... I didnt ask for EK to post her dumbass drama here.

DJ Rawkus

07-22-2002, 12:06 AM

I think you two should settle this while wrestlin in a kiddie pool full of jello! WHO'S WITH ME! Sondr, Jeffro, Devin, Tertyl...eh eh? :)

MizDollyB

07-22-2002, 12:37 AM

HexRei: if you continue to intentionally create threads with full knowledge that they are against the rules, you will be banned.
HexRei, posting in a list thread: *Shrug* this list thread happens to be very board relevant.. IMHO this thread is permissible.
2 + 2 = :rollseyes:

TrickyKat: "Don't ever worry about what other people think of you, especially pale skinny computer nerds."

For more pearls of wisdom from yours truly, check out hex's sig. We've come a long way, baby!

Looks like SOMEONE's got a little bit of a obsessive compulsive view on Hex... Shit, girl... Just fucking IGNORE shit if you don't want to hear it. Who are you trying to impress? Wait - dumb question. *looks back at EK's sig* REALLY dumb question.

kizniz357

07-22-2002, 12:56 AM

okay i just don't get it.......it's very odd... i'll give it that... but what the hell is it actually?

Jeffro

07-22-2002, 01:49 AM

Originally posted by DJ Rawkus
I think you two should settle this while wrestlin in a kiddie pool full of jello! WHO'S WITH ME! Sondr, Jeffro, Devin, Tertyl...eh eh? :)

We can get the skirt-dude to be the referee :D

DJ Rawkus

07-22-2002, 03:08 AM

haha..just as long as devin doesn't whip out his ass to show everyone :D I'm down with skirt-dude being ref!

HexRei

07-22-2002, 06:34 AM

emerald kitten This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post, click here.

The most sense I've ever seen her make!

balloon kitten

07-22-2002, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by DJ Rawkus
So am i to assume by power of deduction that you are just here to be an irritant? And if that is the case, what good reason could you possibly give to not be banned.

Since the rest of your post is going off that assumption, you really just wasted alot of your time. :D You're not going to ban me, so shut the fuck up.

balloon kitten

07-22-2002, 07:07 AM

Originally posted by !PinkPez!
*burst into tears* All I did was post a thread about a man in tights and stillettos... I didnt ask for EK to post her dumbass drama here.
I didn't post any dumbass drama here. I posted 5 words, and HexRei brought the drama here. Don't blame me because the mod's got a hard-on for me.

balloon kitten

07-22-2002, 07:09 AM

Originally posted by MizDollyB
Looks like SOMEONE's got a little bit of a obsessive compulsive view on Hex... Shit, girl... Just fucking IGNORE shit if you don't want to hear it. Who are you trying to impress? Wait - dumb question. *looks back at EK's sig* REALLY dumb question.
One part of my sig is about HexRei. The second is about... wait, I guess you could misunderstand that, if he's a pale skinny computer nerd. That was a pm from someone about a completely different person, but I guess it applies. The last part of my sig was from a little conversation in another thread, and not about HexRei. So.. your question about who I'm trying to impress? You may think I am, but I'm not. But thanks for speding part of your morning thinking about me! :D

LunaLizz

07-22-2002, 07:10 AM

Originally posted by emerald kitten

I didn't post any dumbass drama here. I posted 5 words, and HexRei brought the drama here. Don't blame me because the mod's got a hard-on for me.

a hardon is better than a miniskirt and pumps, eh;)

balloon kitten

07-22-2002, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by HexRei
The most sense I've ever seen her make!
So you're pretending you have me on ignore. So you won't see me ask you if want a balloon animal? Well poo! Want a balloon animal? :D

HexRei

07-22-2002, 07:13 AM

emerald kitten
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Four in a row! Never seen her type anything this intelligent before, it's like she's changed person!

LunaLizz

07-22-2002, 07:14 AM

speakin if balloon animals.......can i get a donkey balloon>? teeheehee!
GOOD MORNING!

balloon kitten

07-22-2002, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by HexRei
Four in a row!
Wow! You haven't said that since... wait, you probably never have! :D

HexRei

07-22-2002, 07:54 AM

emerald kitten
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Gosh... it's so soothing. A bit repetitive, but that's not much different from her normal posting.

EuroTrash

07-22-2002, 08:14 AM

HAHAHAHA Werd Peter.

DJ Rawkus

07-22-2002, 03:43 PM

Yeah bobby, i love how EK takes 1 line from my entire post and has the audacity to tell me i'm wasting my time. It sounds like she didn't spend the time reading my whole post. hahaha! I guess she doesn't know how to comprehend long complex sentences very well. *puts her back on ignore* aahhh, it IS repetitive but soothing :D

Carley

07-22-2002, 03:51 PM

Did anyone even bother to check out the (cutest EVER) site pez posted!??!

OMG! That guy is just *adorable*!!

NATHAN!!!!! ~lick~ I'm with ya... all the way!!! ;)

There are few things in the world that can get me hotter than Jello wrestling. Can I be referee?

~c

burnt

07-22-2002, 05:23 PM

I dressed in drag, once, for halloween. I'll never ever do it again. the reason why is because someone took a sortof aerial shot of me, holding my son, and I looked exactly like my mom holding me. and fuck that shit, you know? maybe I shouldn't be sharing this. I know I won't be scanning the images anytime soon. but I got great fuckin legs.....

balloon kitten

07-22-2002, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by DJ Rawkus
Yeah bobby, i love how EK takes 1 line from my entire post and has the audacity to tell me i'm wasting my time. It sounds like she didn't spend the time reading my whole post. hahaha! I guess she doesn't know how to comprehend long complex sentences very well. *puts her back on ignore* aahhh, it IS repetitive but soothing :D
Maybe you should look at that post again, Rawkus. I like how you think two lines is only one. hahaha! I guess you don't know how to count very well!

!PinkPez!

07-22-2002, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by emerald kitten

I didn't post any dumbass drama here. I posted 5 words, and HexRei brought the drama here. Don't blame me because the mod's got a hard-on for me.

But I like HexRei... so you get get the blame

!PinkPez!

07-22-2002, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by Carley
Did anyone even bother to check out the (cutest EVER) site pez posted!??!

OMG! That guy is just *adorable*!!

NATHAN!!!!! ~lick~ I'm with ya... all the way!!! ;)

There are few things in the world that can get me hotter than Jello wrestling. Can I be referee?

~c

THANK YOU!!!!! *stops crying and hugs Carley*

balloon kitten

07-22-2002, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by !PinkPez!
But I like HexRei... so you get get the blame
How unfair of you. *sniff*

!PinkPez!

07-22-2002, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by emerald kitten

Maybe you should look at that post again, Rawkus. I like how you think two lines is only one. hahaha! I guess you don't know how to count very well!

now thats one dumbass picky remark....

balloon kitten

07-22-2002, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by !PinkPez!
now thats one dumbass picky remark....
Read what I quoted, it's no less picky than what Fawkus said. :D

DJ Rawkus

07-22-2002, 06:07 PM

This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post, click here. I'm sorry, i can't hear you. What was that? :D

MizDollyB

07-22-2002, 06:09 PM

I think we should start a club. We have enough people ignoring EK.. I think it's a swell idea.

balloon kitten

07-22-2002, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by MizDollyB
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What's that DollyB? :D

Jeffro

07-22-2002, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by !PinkPez!

But I like HexRei... so you get get the blame

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...no na no na no no you didn't!!! :D :D :D

I think there's a new "best verbal finger" winner :D

*Walks off laughing his ass off*

biscuits

07-22-2002, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by MizDollyB
I think we should start a club. We have enough people ignoring EK.. I think it's a swell idea.

you mean you guys are just now getting the idea???

damn you some slow motha fuckas ;)

anniemal

07-23-2002, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by emerald kitten
Since the rest of your post is going off that assumption, you really just wasted alot of your time. :D You're not going to ban me, so shut the fuck up.

"alot"?... Sorry, but I thought you were the self-proclaimed "grammar nazi," eh? I wouldn't normally be so scupulous, but when you try to flaunt something like that, it makes me feel the need to throw it back in your face when you prove yourself wrong.

Jeffro

07-23-2002, 12:12 AM

balloon kitten

07-23-2002, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by Jeffro
Two verbal fingers...:D
...right up your ass! :D

balloon kitten

07-23-2002, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by *PiNkGeMiNi*
"alot"?... Sorry, but I thought you were the self-proclaimed "grammar nazi," eh? I wouldn't normally be so scupulous, but when you try to flaunt something like that, it makes me feel the need to throw it back in your face when you prove yourself wrong.
So, tell me something. When are you not scupulous? It's just when you make fun of me for something like that, it makes me feel the need to throw it back in your face when you fuck it up. :rolleyes:

Jeffro

07-23-2002, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by emerald kitten

...right up your ass! :D

Touche. Must have streched every muscle thinking of that one.

anniemal

07-23-2002, 12:42 AM

Originally posted by emerald kitten
It's just when you make fun of me for something like that, it makes me feel the need to throw it back in your face when you fuck it up. :rolleyes:

When I "fuck it up"? hmm...

Skirtman

07-23-2002, 04:54 AM

Originally posted by !PinkPez!
Dont you just love an old man in nylons and pumps?

That's all I am to you, "an old man"? Can't you at least get you to say a cute old man?

Originally posted by Katsiss
I remember seeing something on tv about this guy...........................yeah he's sexy

Thank you! See, that makes me feel much better.
Originally posted by !PinkPez!

*burst into tears* All I did was post a thread about a man in tights and stillettos... I didnt ask for EK to post her dumbass drama here.

Yes, you did. I can apparently stir up trouble even when I'm not around.
Originally posted by Jeffro

We can get the skirt-dude to be the referee

I think I could referee jello-wrestling. :)
Originally posted by LunaLizz
a hardon is better than a miniskirt and pumps, eh

I suppose it depends on your perspective. Some of my previous dates liked me in a miniskirt and pumps *with* a hard-on.
Originally posted by Carley
Did anyone even bother to check out the (cutest EVER) site pez posted!??!

OMG! That guy is just *adorable*!!

And thank you, as well. It's nice to know there are some women with good taste. ;)
Originally posted by !PinkPez!

THANK YOU!!!!! *stops crying and hugs Carley*

Do I get a hug too? After all, I've been around (at least in spirit) since the first post in this thread. :)

Dale

Jeffro

07-23-2002, 10:07 AM

^^^^^^^^^

I have no idea what the hell to make of that...:D

HexRei

07-23-2002, 10:14 AM

Strangely enough, I think this Skirtman member is for real. He is actually posting from an IP at University of Arkansas in Little Rock, anyway.

Soo Dale.... can you hook me up with that little blonde cutie you matched dresses with? :D

Carley

07-23-2002, 10:23 AM

And thank you, as well. It's nice to know there are some women with good taste.

Yes, we are few and far between... but we still know a sexy man in a cute skirt!

You know, I think you would be just stunning in latex. Have you considered it? It would be an ordeal only because of the whole shaving bit... but I guaruntee it would be worth it. Maybe get someone to do airbrushing even... it would be lovely! I'm quite partial to it myself :)

~c

Jeffro

07-23-2002, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by HexRei
Strangely enough, I think this Skirtman member is for real. He is actually posting from an IP at University of Arkansas in Little Rock, anyway.

YEE-HAW!!! We gots us a real internet celeberty now!!! :D

balloon kitten

07-23-2002, 09:29 PM

Hey Skirtman, what's your take on balloon animals? :D

!PinkPez!

07-23-2002, 10:04 PM

I dont get it... whats with the Balloon animal thing?

hehe... *hugs dale the skirtman*

LunaLizz

07-23-2002, 10:07 PM

i think the balloon animal thing is a secret special friend thing between EK and Hex.....they're the best of pals! >_0

balloon kitten

07-23-2002, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by LunaLizz
i think the balloon animal thing is a secret special friend thing between EK and Hex.....they're the best of pals! >_0
Yeah, like Scott and Mini-me!

A.J.

07-23-2002, 10:12 PM

Yeah they should have sex. But hex would rip her apart with his massive horse cock. But yeah, BEST FRIENDS.

HexRei

07-23-2002, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by LunaLizz
i think the balloon animal thing is a secret special friend thing between EK and Hex.....they're the best of pals! >_0

Yeah, we're such good friends I put her on my Igno....I mean, "buddy" list.

balloon kitten

07-23-2002, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by A.J.
Yeah they should have sex. But hex would rip her apart with his massive horse cock. But yeah, BEST FRIENDS.
Just cause it's on the same scale as a My Little Pony doesn't mean it's a horse cock. :D

A.J.

07-23-2002, 10:21 PM

No dood I saw him knocking shit over with it like lamps and book shelves and stuff. It's impressive.

balloon kitten

07-23-2002, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by A.J.
No dood I saw him knocking shit over with it like lamps and book shelves and stuff. It's impressive.
Wow.. he's got problems if he's sticking it in dollhouses and shit. :D

DJ Rawkus

07-23-2002, 10:37 PM

http://www.fris.net/media/dell.jpg

A.J.

07-23-2002, 10:41 PM

No really it would tear up even your loose ass crotch.

But nobody wants to touch you though. Not untill you start taking care of yourself proper. This is why I thought you when I saw this.

http://fris.net/media/clitorox.jpg

thanks a bunch nathan!

LunaLizz

07-23-2002, 11:21 PM

i have a joke for you.......
what is the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

-a man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball-

anniemal

07-23-2002, 11:59 PM

balloon kitten

07-24-2002, 03:36 AM

Originally posted by LunaLizz
i have a joke for you.......
what is the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
-a man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball-
No shit. Slam me all you want, but I bet 75% of the guys on this board have never made a girl come. I only say that because the other 25% hit on each other. ;)

MizDollyB

07-24-2002, 03:40 AM

Originally posted by emerald kitten

No shit. Slam me all you want, but I bet 75% of the guys on this board have never made a girl come. I only say that because the other 25% hit on each other. ;)

Just because you SLAMMED 75% of the guys on this board and didn't get off doesn't mean that they never have. :rolleyes:

balloon kitten

07-24-2002, 03:44 AM

Originally posted by MizDollyB

Just because you SLAMMED 75% of the guys on this board and didn't get off doesn't mean that they never have. :rolleyes:

Mmmmkay. I don't know if you've been paying attention, but I think only about 2 guys here haven't talked shit about me. So yeah, we all fucked. :rolleyes: