Sex In The Workplace [Archive]

Piggy_Tales98

08-08-2002, 11:00 PM

Just wonderin out there.. has anyone ever had sex at work? Share your experiences here please

Iokera

08-08-2002, 11:07 PM

A few times when I was a lot younger, when i worked summers for my dad at his car shop, I whacked off in the bathroom because I hated working there.... The sad part is the only jacking material there was a hunting mag. Haha. Those redneck girls don't make it easy to whack off in a hurry.

peace

lisam

08-08-2002, 11:37 PM

i work from home. so yeah. a lot. none lately though.

balloon kitten

08-09-2002, 12:02 AM

Last year I did temp work at a certain wireless provider ;) call center near Eastgate, and my bf would come see me for lunch a few times a month. One day was a holiday, so there weren't many people working.. so we took advantage of the "break room" that people ate lunch in... Since I was on a different schedule, I had lunch later in the day, so nobody else came in.. but we thought we heard something. I noticed one of the girls there looking at me all happy later, and then I noticed one of the mini-blinds was broken right at the corner of the room. :D

Hookups

08-09-2002, 12:28 AM

Hell yeah! I love getting paid to have sex!

KandieKidMia

08-09-2002, 12:39 AM

haha yah I've worked at a summer camp for 3 years now... plenty of time and oppourtunity to sneek off to a secluded area :D Oh yah and we got this new aqua jump in the lake a few years ago.. yah that's really fun at 2 am ;) heehee

A.J.

08-09-2002, 12:59 AM

I support sex anywhere as long as I'm having it.

Kosmicdog

08-09-2002, 04:41 AM

ha ha I once got popped for fucking a girl in a pizza place.

I also got caught in Brueggars restroom. On that little tray they fold out for babies to change on.

ponyboy

08-09-2002, 08:12 AM

Haha, my buddy had sex with a girl in the handicap bathroom on our floor once. They left evidence on the hand rail I found out later from a coworker. Busted. Haha

geminiboi

08-09-2002, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by Iokera
A few times when I was a lot younger, when i worked summers for my dad at his car shop, I whacked off in the bathroom because I hated working there.... The sad part is the only jacking material there was a hunting mag. Haha. Those redneck girls don't make it easy to whack off in a hurry.

peace

a few times?

come on now, i'm guessing it was 3 times a day, 6 days a week
lol

Iokera

08-09-2002, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by geminiboi

a few times?

come on now, i'm guessing it was 3 times a day, 6 days a week
lol

well 3 is a few right? ;)

peace

supamisty

08-09-2002, 10:40 AM

no. but i have had fantasies about a certain guy here bending me over his desk and fucking my brains out.

geminiboi

08-09-2002, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by supamisty
no. but i have had fantasies about a certain guy here bending me over his desk and fucking my brains out.

only 1 guy?

KatSauce

08-09-2002, 12:10 PM

lol this is funny! Yeah I was dating a guy for a year or so, he worked at safeway, so one night, late at night, we got freaky in the floral freezer. It was cold, but everything worked out fine. :D

EviLKat

08-09-2002, 01:05 PM

Craft Star sex? I don't think so.

I only know of one of my co-workers that was bold enough to try that... we don't eat lunch in the break room anymore. :(

Headphones Dude

08-09-2002, 06:43 PM

Where I work, nobody is really attractive...well, I take that back. There's one girl who'se new, and I sorta like, but it would never work, and it would get me fired probably even if she agreed to it.....That's all you need to know....And no, I have never gotten lucky at work from any of my previous jobs......damn, that'd have been weird if I had though....

Nukegrrrl

08-09-2002, 09:28 PM

Originally posted by Kosmicdog
ha ha I once got popped for fucking a girl in a pizza place.

I also got caught in Brueggars restroom. On that little tray they fold out for babies to change on.
I'm amazed that those changing tables can support so much weight!

Tecknowledgy

08-09-2002, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by Iokera
A few times when I was a lot younger, when i worked summers for my dad at his car shop, I whacked off in the bathroom because I hated working there.... The sad part is the only jacking material there was a hunting mag. Haha. Those redneck girls don't make it easy to whack off in a hurry.

peace

Dude, no, you so stole that from my post in the NWTekno Confessional.

I use to work in a lingere store and I'd whack off in the bathroom because I hated it so much.

.-=PSYLON=-.

08-10-2002, 03:34 PM

Hehe. Been there, done that.

Daniel_T

08-10-2002, 03:56 PM

Sex at work is great cause you might get caught. Its better when you are working in retail and you might have customers come in when your girlfriend stops by and your doing it. Oh the glory days.

supamisty

08-10-2002, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by geminiboi

only 1 guy?

ok. maybe 2.

geminiboi

08-11-2002, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by supamisty

ok. maybe 2.

*raises eyebrow at Supa*

only 2?

lmao

supamisty

08-11-2002, 12:49 PM

yes jon, only 2....

otherwise, i've had sex dreams about a few more. but, we won't discuss those. *shudders*

Piggy_Tales98

08-11-2002, 09:43 PM

sex at work is great especially when there is the chance u can get caught.. now i cant get enough!

EviLreD

08-13-2002, 09:35 AM

I'm not working right now...guess I'm missing out on all the fun :(

EviLKat

08-13-2002, 10:34 AM

Blehhh. I was watchin' Maury yesterday and it was on those 'Caught on Camera' episodes. The guy that records that stuff says something like 50% of all people have sex at work! :p

EviLreD

08-13-2002, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by EviLKat
something like 50% of all people have sex at work! :p

I am soooooooooo in the wrong profession!!

BettieRage

08-13-2002, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by EviLKat
The guy that records that stuff says something like 50% of all people have sex at work! :p
You mean 50% of the population is getting laid? Damn, THAT suprises me.

SoulKid

08-13-2002, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by A.J.
I support sex anywhere as long as I'm having it.

Good point. ;)

EviLKat

08-13-2002, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by BettieRage

You mean 50% of the population is getting laid? Damn, THAT suprises me.

That was probably at some point in their life.

LunaLizz

08-13-2002, 10:03 PM

i masturbate at werk, hehehe, relieves stress and whatnot...hehehe

EviLreD

08-13-2002, 10:31 PM

what exactly DO you do for a living????

LunaLizz

08-15-2002, 07:21 PM

i am a customer care rep at at&t wireless......
i found this awesome spot where no one goes in the call center.....
yummers<3

balloon kitten

08-16-2002, 01:16 AM

Originally posted by LunaLizz
i am a customer care rep at at&t wireless......
i found this awesome spot where no one goes in the call center.....
yummers<3
Is that the "HexRei Sex Room"? Cause I hear nobody goes in there. :D

tekkno30

08-16-2002, 04:39 AM

Originally posted by Iokera
A few times when I was a lot younger, when i worked summers for my dad at his car shop, I whacked off in the bathroom because I hated working there.... The sad part is the only jacking material there was a hunting mag. Haha. Those redneck boys made it easy to whack off in a hurry.

peace aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah you naughty naughty boy

tekkno30

08-16-2002, 04:44 AM

i use to fuck my assistant manager in her office when i worked the graveyard shift at a Hardees (a fast food burger joint on the east coast) several years ago........

outoftowner

08-16-2002, 08:01 AM

Big ups to Hardee's.

tekkno30

08-16-2002, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by outoftowner
Big ups to Hardee's.

ah so you know of hardee's...............damn they really do have good food....