English lesson

[Sean-Paul]

Something I just picked up the other day.

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[Nimble*Syd]

it doesn't work.

[Sean-Paul]

Try now

[balloon kitten]

I want some Taco Bell.

[Nimble*Syd]

No, I'm not going to try again.
Television and the internet have given me the attention span of a 2-year-old, and stripped me of my motivation. I lost intrest in this thread and it's contents minutes ago.

Taco Bell would be REALLY good right now. MmMmmm chalupas.

[Sean-Paul]

Originally posted by Nimble*Syd
No, I'm not going to try again.
Television and the internet have given me the attention span of a 2-year-old, and stripped me of my motivation. I lost intrest in this thread and it's contents minutes ago.

Taco Bell would be REALLY good right now. MmMmmm chalupas.
in-fu#kin-credible

[KandieKidMia]

I've heard that a million times but it's still funny everytime I hear it

[balloon kitten]

I'd prefer some Nachos BelGrande, or a Bean Burrito w/sour cream. A Double Decker Taco would be good, too. Of course Mountain Dew! Damn, this is making me hungry.

[Sean-Paul]

Originally posted by KandieKidMia
I've heard that a million times but it's still funny everytime I hear it

Crazy. I just picked it up Saturday on a record from Platinum. It's been around and I am the last to hear about it....HEY!

SP

[burnt]

ween did that shit better when they were on nitrous..."I'll take the pollo asada tacos please and some guacamole for my tostitas, I like to dip the tostitas in the guacamole..."

I lost intrest in this thread and it's contents minutes ago.

proof positive that you're only posting for the drama, heheheheh

;)

j/k

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by burnt
proof positive that you're only posting for the drama, heheheheh

There's another reason to post? :D

[Star_Dancer]

Originally posted by burnt

proof positive that you're only posting for the drama, heheheheh

;)

j/k

I'll have to smack you around boy

[EviLreD]

Taco Bell's Taco salad exceeds my daily calorie allowance by 50 calories - and contains

52 grams of fat!!!!

and, just so you know - grande nachos contain

1320 calories and 82 grams of fat

............not that there's anything wrong with that :eek:

[Layla]

mmmmm.... toxic hell! my not-so-secret addiction.... I want a 7-layer!

:P

[Nukegrrrl]

That's why you need to stick with the plain bean burritoes. They only have about 12 grams of fat or so.

You don't wanna turn out looking like Anna Nichole Smith, do ya?

[burnt]

I'll have to smack you around boy

you talk sexy, but I know you're just a big tease

::smooches::

[tallcan]

Originally posted by Nukegrrrl
That's why you need to stick with the plain bean burritoes. They only have about 12 grams of fat or so.

You don't wanna turn out looking like Anna Nichole Smith, do ya?
I stick to those, honestly though I never go to taco bell unless im on some really long roadtrip through little towns that have taco bells in them.

[tekkno30]

Originally posted by Sean-Paul
Something I just picked up the other day.

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hahaha holy shit i cant stop laughing........ ok now here's a question for y'all what does F.U.C.K. stand for??

[.-=PSYLON=-.]

Originally posted by tekkno30

hahaha holy shit i cant stop laughing........ ok now here's a question for y'all what does F.U.C.K. stand for??

Ive heard 2 schools of thought on that. The first was My history teacher who claims that it stands for "Fornication under consent of the king." basically in the middle ages, when a king wished to extend his kingdom, he gave permission to his vassels to go out and take whomever he pleased and get them all knocked up, thus creating a human who was 1/2 citizen, and 1/2 local peasent or whatever.

The other, more widely known acronym (special thanks to Van Halen here) reads "For unlawful carnal knowledge" In the 1600's if you were caught having sex with someone you werent married to, you were said to have "Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" of them. Local magistrates would then have you branded with a hot Iron. if you were exceptionally lucky they would brand F.U.C.K. on your body as a reminder of your transgressions.

Neither seems like a pleasent thing to have happen to you, and after much research I seem to have found evidence to support both theories to its origins. At any rate, back in the olden days, If you were getting "fucked" then this was what was happening to you.

Cheers !!! :D

[tekkno30]

Originally posted by #*^skraep*^#


Ive heard 2 schools of thought on that. The first was My history teacher who claims that it stands for "Fornication under consent of the king." basically in the middle ages, when a king wished to extend his kingdom, he gave permission to his vassels to go out and take whomever he pleased and get them all knocked up, thus creating a human who was 1/2 citizen, and 1/2 local peasent or whatever.

The other, more widely known acronym (special thanks to Van Halen here) reads "For unlawful carnal knowledge" In the 1600's if you were caught having sex with someone you werent married to, you were said to have "Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" of them. Local magistrates would then have you branded with a hot Iron. if you were exceptionally lucky they would brand F.U.C.K. on your body as a reminder of your transgressions.

Neither seems like a pleasent thing to have happen to you, and after much research I seem to have found evidence to support both theories to its origins. At any rate, back in the olden days, If you were getting "fucked" then this was what was happening to you.

Cheers !!! :D ues you win unlawful carnal knowledge ya just forgot the "for" part..but thats ok ya still were right. i although have asways heard it broken down to as for unlawful carnal knowledge.

props to you...:D

[.-=PSYLON=-.]

HEE HEE !!!

yeah, I didnt really focus too much in High school, But the day my teacher wrote FUCK on the white board in BIG GREEN LETTERS, well...that has a way of getting your attention.

:D

[biscuits]

mmm taco bell *droolz*

:D

[lisam]

yummy....taco bell sounds really good right now. too bad they don't take credit cards or checks though, i'm too lazy to go to the bank. guess i'll wait until tomorrow to fulfill my gordita fix.

[tekkno30]

Originally posted by emerald kitten
I want some Taco Bell.
yo if ya go to taco bell pick up some eats for me too......lol:)

[tekkno30]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK........there finally its all out in the open.............um thin kthat we all know this word by now

[Tecknowledgy]

Originally posted by Nimble*Syd


Taco Bell would be REALLY good right now. MmMmmm chalupas.

No Syd, you wanna know what's really good? Is to get one of those Grilled Stuft (beef) burritos and having them: hold the pepperjack sauce and add red sauce x 1.5 (1 and 1/2 scoops of red sauce, cuz one ain't enough and two is too much, yo). That's tha shizznick.

Peace out.

[EviLreD]

Originally posted by Nukegrrrl

You don't wanna turn out looking like Anna Nichole Smith, do ya?
You had to go there, didn't ya?!?!:rolleyes: :D

[LunaLizz]

speaking of taco bell.......i would like a bald taco, no cheese, extra fresh with some juicy salsa......er.... ;)

[*naughty kitty*]

hee hee. Fuck is my favorite word. I try to use it at least once in every fuckin' sentence...