Sexy Bitches Needed

[little miss mew]

yup, we're looking for you!

On August 31, 2002 there will be the most spectacular event to bless the nw rave community - a full on, rawkin, spashy, wet tee shirt contest. I kid you not!

The info:

~ We have room for 10 contestants
~ $10 to enter, with free admission to the BURNING HAM FESTIVAL(where the contest will be held)!
~ Winner takes all ($100)!
~ You must be 18+
~You must attach a photo with your request

Please send requests to me via email (elise@mewie.com) or private message. I'll get applicants more information as the date nears.

-elise

[tallcan]

Originally posted by LucyFurr
hahaha WERD!
in-deed!

[KatSauce]

If i had tits I would be down. How about a wet pants contest. I have a chance there.

[Tecknowledgy]

If I had a dick I could have a shot at that one...how bout the wet bed contest?

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by Tecknowledgy
If I had a dick I could have a shot at that one...how bout the wet bed contest?
You should check your mouth before you say that again. :D

[waater]

hahhaha (on the last comment)
good one :b

there has to be SOME good contestants, i know of a few..that would be into it..but i dont know if they check nwtekno :b

[groove_E]

omg, this I gotta see! LoL

Eric

[williowstar]

*wishes she was going to burning ham*

[nancygirl]

i'll do it.

do we bring our own t-shirts?

-nancygirl

[zorak303]

DOH

i want to move there...this only makes me more anxious :p

[little miss mew]

Come on kids!

I KNOW you want to do it...

if you brought your own t-shirt it would be much appreciated... =)

please send applications to me!

merci.

[KrisTina54]

GrRrRrRrRrR Damnit Damnit I wish I was 18 I'd sooooo be down for doin this!!!!!!!!!!!

[nancygirl]

so people aren't signing up for this. why? because who of us have actually seen a wet t-shirt compitition? i haven't. i have asked a lot of people and no one knows. we need some explanations... so i did a little research to find some info:

warning: these links won't be good if you're at work.

i just liked the address of this site. has some pics. i knew stripper shoes were in order! if you don't have stripper shoes, buy them! it's a good investment. you can get a really cheap pair, but you'll need them to win the $100! it looks like you should tie your t-shirt in a little knot and cut it up so they look like tank tops. all you need are scissors! i don't think we have to be drunk, but i'm guessing it would be ok if we were. some other white trash drugs to think about: crank. always a good time.
http://www.tight-mini-short-skirts-girls-wet-t-shirt-women-pics.com/

here are few good pics. i really like the key-hole t-shirt style. i'm guessing girls with small tits don't really win but hell... i'm only a B cup and i'll give it a go. i wanna be a party bitch. don't you?
http://www.partybitches.com/wetgallery1.html

i can't sit here all day searching for good sites that show wet t-shirt contests, but you can! have any of you seen a contest and would like to share?

-n

[muschi]

Very good question indeed. Here are a series of pics from an actual competition hosted by a radio station.

http://www.krab.com/wet2001b.htm

From those pictures I gather this is how it goes down...

1. Lady in small ripped up thin white t-shirt with no bra approaches stage. The smaller and more ripped up the t-shirt... The better.
2. Lady takes pitcher of water and pours it over her chest. Very talented pro ladies use two pitchers. Bonus points if it looks like you are carressing yourself while standing underneath a waterfall or in the shower.
3. The water is cold to make your nipples shoot out like rocket ships.
4. Once shirt is soaking wet... you proceed to strut around a bit shaking and jiggling your rack in a very provacative manner.
5. To top it off you bend over slowly pull down your pants to reveal some ass... and do a little stripper style booty shake.
6. Pull your pants back up... and proudly walk off stage.


So far we have 6 contestants... need 4 more...

[candy]

I could totally win this......I could buy 10 new records with 100 bucks!

[Kosmicdog]

Originally posted by muschi

5. To top it off you bend over slowly pull down your pants to reveal some ass... and do a little stripper style booty shake.
6. Pull your pants back up... and proudly walk off stage.


So far we have 6 contestants... need 4 more...


I'm totally gonna win tius contest.

[originalravesta]

what's the burning ham festival??

[knowmadAE]

Originally posted by *Lucid*Angel*
*wishes she was going to burning ham*

why don't you go then? i'm thinking about it and need some seats filled in the car...

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by knowmadAE


why don't you go then? i'm thinking about it and need some seats filled in the car...
Because our friends wedding party is on the same day, Ring Of Power.

[*LusH*]

I would love to enter but I would win cuz of my bangin body not my tata's.....I believe I wasa the founder of the itty bitty titty commity... If you think a 34 B has a chance PM me....Leslie

[williowstar]

Originally posted by knowmadAE


why don't you go then? i'm thinking about it and need some seats filled in the car...

If Ring of Power wasn't the same night, I would most certainly go and I would show all those girls what a wet t-shirt contest is mwhaha...but alas I must stay in Eugene.

[seattle science]

Just remember to smile for the Girls Gone Wild cameraman.

[originalravesta]

yeah... what's the scoop on burning ham?? I'll bring some Ho'z 4 ya'all

:D

[R_I_0]

Originally posted by *LusH*
I would love to enter but I would win cuz of my bangin body not my tata's.....I believe I wasa the founder of the itty bitty titty commity... If you think a 34 B has a chance PM me....Leslie

WERD! I have B's too, and proud of it!

[CharlieEon]

I am going to sit home all weekend and worry about my darling Selena, she said she would call me when she got a chance, and it had now been a week. I can't take it anymore, the suspense is tearing my heart in two :(

The extremely depressed and worried Charlie Eon

[Sheepdog]

While I definitely appreciate breasts of all sizes, it's the big ones that make a wet t-shirt contest *great*. Why are the big breasted Seattle women so shy? Granted, many women with large breasts have a little bit of a belly, but that never hurt anyone. Love your breasts, and share them with the world so we can love them too.

Elise, you should consider that there are big breasted women who don't brave the brain numbing depths of the nwtekno board. Maybe you should consider accepting walk-ins.

-- Matt

[R_I_0]

Small titty discrimination!!!!!

[Kosmicdog]

Originally posted by CharlieEon
I am going to sit home all weekend and worry about my darling Selena, she said she would call me when she got a chance, and it had now been a week. I can't take it anymore, the suspense is tearing my heart in two :(

The extremely depressed and worried Charlie Eon

Are you talking about Pinkpez? Because she IM's me and talks dirty to me every day.

She's doing just fine :D

[candy]

Originally posted by CharlieEon
I am going to sit home all weekend and worry about my darling Selena, she said she would call me when she got a chance, and it had now been a week. I can't take it anymore, the suspense is tearing my heart in two :(

The extremely depressed and worried Charlie Eon

It's ok, she did that to me too..........:confused:

[itsallaboutthemusic]

so how did this turn out?

[A.J.]

I saw boobies, no vagina, so that was a yawn. But the party itself was most ghetto and amusing. I highly enjoyed it.

[CharlieEon]

Not that Selena, she (Selena my wife -not PinkPez) is back and well now :D