The NEW way to flame! HAIKIU!

[MustHaveLust]

You all chew dog nuts

Why am i still starting threads

I go get high now.

to the mods- this isn't a flame war. :d

[SoulKid]

Nice, at least people can be creative and thoughtful when they flame.

[BettieRage]

waiting and waiting

for you to go fuck yourself

i hope you die soon

[Nimble*Syd]

This is no match for the rave haiku thread. I shall bump it!

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by johnnieangell
You all chew dog nuts

Why am i still starting threads

I go get high now.

to the mods- this isn't a flame war. :d

P.S. Your Haiku is not written correctly.

A haiku should be 3 lines, broken up into 2 thoughts.

See, yours is broken up into 3 thoughts:

You all chew dogs nuts (ONE)
Why am I still starting threads? (TWO)
I go get high now (THREE)

Mine is two thoughts:

Waiting and waiting
for you to go fuck yourself (ONE)
I hope you die soon (TWO)

At least you followed the 5-7-5 syllable pattern :)

[EV]

Some people can't spell

Haiku is spelled with one 'I'

Look it up next time



EV
ps - Syllable pattern & 'two-thought' requirement both confirmed...

[siddie]

AMUSED by this thread fully...
(the older sid)
;)

[Kaaaty]

This thread is funny
I shall not lock it just yet
Let us wait and see

[Nimble*Syd]

siddie said:
AMUSED by this thread fully...
(the older sid)

trick please!

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by BitchFace
waiting and waiting

for you to go fuck yourself

i hope you die soon
If you didn't already own half my sig I'd put that in, too! :D

[Tecknowledgy]

I sit here and think:

I hate all you motherfuckers

I hope you suffer unspeakable tortures

[*Devon*]

NWTekno gets angry
Telling people to die
Are there no nice ravers anymore?
;)

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by Tecknowledgy
I sit here and think:

I hate all you motherfuckers

I hope you suffer unspeakable tortures
That is not a haiku.

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by *Devon*
NWTekno gets angry
Telling people to die
Are there no nice ravers anymore?
;)
That is not a haiku

[BettieRage]

Your words mean nothing

because you are a dumb cunt

go kill yourself please

[balloon kitten]

I sit here and read

What the jaded ravers say

Hot Pockets for lunch!

:D

[EV]

BK and BitchFace
Love to police our Haikus
Nice contribution(s)


EV

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV
BK and BitchFace
Love to police our Haikus
Nice contribution(s)


EV

don't care what you say

because you're a stupid fuck

please quit posting soon

[EuroTrash]

Originally posted by katyloop
This thread is funny
I shall not lock it just yet
Let us wait and see

Katy you are kewl,
I aspire to be you.
Will you have my kids?


Dirty board hookers
you all can drink my ball sweat.
Goes great with ass juice.

[Nimble*Syd]

I love you Bobby.

Lets have fag babies. I won't tell Sean.

[EV]

Originally posted by BitchFace
don't care what you say
because you're a stupid fuck
please quit posting soon

I will quit posting
As soon as you kill yourself
Happiness for all


EV

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV


I will quit posting
As soon as you kill yourself
Happiness for all


EV

stupid raver boy
you copied my "kill yourself"
get a new line please

[EV]

Originally posted by BitchFace
stupid raver boy
you copied my "kill yourself"
get a new line please

I laugh at "raver boy"
You don't know me or my style
Now please kill yourself


EV

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV


I laugh at "raver boy"
You don't know me or my style
Now please kill yourself


EV

you are a big jerk
I never once wished you harm
so why will my death?

[.-=PSYLON=-.]

I should have started

MY haiku thread weeks ago.

such lovely poems

:)

[EV]

Originally posted by BitchFace
you are a big jerk
I never once wished you harm
so why will my death?

I don't like to flame
Please accept this 'I'm sorry'
I was out of line


EV

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV
BK and BitchFace
Love to police our Haikus
Nice contribution(s)


You had potatoes
Treated them like a stepchild
Did you name one hex?

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV


I don't like to flame
Please accept this 'I'm sorry'
I was out of line

You don't like to flame
Yet you wished her death today
Don't you live by PLUR?

[EV]

Originally posted by balloon kitten

You don't like to flame
Yet you wished her death today
Don't you live by PLUR?
-and-
Originally posted by balloon kitten

You had potatoes
Treated them like a stepchild
Did you name one hex?

I scoff at your PLUR
I live by the rules of EV
death wish was uncool

-and-

Potatoes were life
One named Emerald, one Balloon
They were destroyed first
;)

EV

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV


I don't like to flame
Please accept this 'I'm sorry'
I was out of line


EV

That was super cool
of you to admit your fault
i still don't like you

[Kaaaty]

Originally posted by Nimble*Syd
I love you Bobby.

Lets have fag babies. I won't tell Sean.

Syd, Bobby asked me
So back the fuck off bitch whore
I want fag children

:)

[EV]

Originally posted by BitchFace
That was super cool
of you to admit your fault
i still don't like you

My poems aren't for you
so who cares if you like me
You're just BettieRage


EV

[EuroTrash]

Originally posted by Nimble*Syd
I love you Bobby.

Lets have fag babies. I won't tell Shaun.

I feel very loved,
Our fag babies would kick ass
and would destroy all.

Lets start an army
of fag babies with big guns.
Death to infidels!

Syd we should party,
Call me up and lets get drunk.
Alcohol is good. :D

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV


My poems aren't for you
so who cares if you like me
You're just BettieRage


EV

still have the PM
where you told me I was cool
don't make me post it

[EuroTrash]

No fag baby fights
I have enough sperm for all.
Lots of liquor too. ;)

[EV]

Originally posted by BitchFace
still have the PM
where you told me I was cool
don't make me post it

Feel free to post that
There is no shame in my game
You would keep that though


EV

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV
Potatoes were life
One named Emerald, one Balloon
They were destroyed first


You love me so much
You named produce after me
Stop asking, we won't. ;)

Originally posted by BitchFace
That was super cool
of you to admit your fault
i still don't like you

still have the PM
where you told me I was cool
don't make me post it

:D :D

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV


Feel free to post that
There is no shame in my game
You would keep that though


EV

I made a haiku out of the PM!!

just gotta tell you
I see your posts on this board
evoke emotion


Awe....how sweet!!!

in all honesty
i dont really dislike you
i'm just having fun

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV
Feel free to post that
There is no shame in my game
You would keep that though

Post it, post it now
show his game for it's weakness
Weak as wet kleenex

*edit:

You beat me, you're quick
But I like my new haiku
So I won't <delete>.

[EV]

Just for the record
BK and BF talk much
but love goes so far

As such, I will flame
like the hills next to L.A.
and burn both women

The time is not right
but I've been lying in wait
I will bring it soon

You each know that I
am not your Common Board kid
and thus can crush you
:D


EV
ps - Damn, I'm good.

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by BitchFace
in all honesty
i dont really dislike you
i'm just having fun

i see how it is
i decide to be nicer
and you're still a punk.

[EV]

Originally posted by BitchFace
i see how it is
i decide to be nicer
and you're still a punk.

A punk I am not
But at least you quote yourself
I guess I like you


EV

[BettieRage]

I'm going home now
you all have a great weekend
and keep on flaming

[EV]

I am now finished
Only on the Board at work
Leave early Friday!!!


EV
ps - BK, BE-> love love

[balloon kitten]

Are you both gone now?
Or will you post after this?
You will bow to me!

:D

[Kaaaty]

Originally posted by EuroTrash
No fag baby fights
I have enough sperm for all.
Lots of liquor too. ;)

Bobby for a fag
You really have a knack for
sweet talking the girls

[evilarchangel68]

dumb hardcore dj
why are you such a retard?
go and fuck yourself

annoying people
who can't take a hint or two
should have cum flinged at

dumbass hypocrites
shut your mouth and feel my wrath
i'll throw poo at you

[LunaLizz]

u smell like monkey
you should fling your poo around
you suck, you got me

your undies smelled bad
last time i did your laundry
go see a doctor

i like happy stuff
are you a happy camper
because i sure am

please come be my friend
and just stab me in the back
friend or enemy

eat a pile of jizz
fresh from the porn theatre
how does it taste, huh

<33333333333333

ps, ill be up there tomorrow, um, maybe ill catch a few of u mofos around.. ;)

[MustHaveLust]

Originally posted by BitchFace


P.S. Your Haiku is not written correctly.

A haiku should be 3 lines, broken up into 2 thoughts.

See, yours is broken up into 3 thoughts:

You all chew dogs nuts (ONE)
Why am I still starting threads? (TWO)
I go get high now (THREE)

Mine is two thoughts:

Waiting and waiting
for you to go fuck yourself (ONE)
I hope you die soon (TWO)

At least you followed the 5-7-5 syllable pattern :)

I see that my point

hit at least one person

now please give me head

[MimiRay]

this thread is wack
but i think that i like that
like poo in summer



wow i suck at these...:D

[balloon kitten]

For those at Apex
You all think you're having fun
Smile when the bomb hits!

[MustHaveLust]

Hey Balloon Kitten

What Are You Talking About

Damn The House Ravers

[balloon kitten]

NAF is closing down
Go there tonight and watch them
You'll see Osama

:D

I don't really know
I've done too many of these
I drank some Nyquil

[MustHaveLust]

i wont go to naf

Now why would you insult me

Fuck paying thirty

[MustHaveLust]

I'm really suprised, by the way, at the responses from this. Of course, not everyone's flaming, but they're dumb.

See? Flame. Dumb.

Yes. You.
----------------------------------------------------
My greatest haiku ever-

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
-----------------------------------------------------

the goat ownz you all

you will all suffer the wrath

fuck you once again

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by johnnieangell
the goat ownz you all
you will all suffer the wrath
so fuck you once again

No goat shall own me
The goat licks your mommy's teet
Oh wait, you're the goat!

:D

[MustHaveLust]

No, the goat ownz you
you are too simple minded
long live the empire

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by johnnieangell
No, the goat ownz you
you are too simple minded
long live the empire

That was really lame
Shut up about the goat, dude.
You're gettin' a Dell

:D

[FiberOptic]

8in penis for
your gaping hole, bitch ho
suck it fast, like that

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by FiberOptic
8in penis for
your gaping hole, bitch ho
suck it fast, like that
Oh you little bitch
Your second line is too short
Almost like your kawk

:D

[Kore (P.I.)]

You once made me live
And now i want you to die
Burn, You stupid bitch

Porno Magazines
Alcohol, Cigarettes, Coke
Try and stop me now

Spraypaint the living
Bury the rotten dead folks
Pretend to be you

Quit calling me now
Forget my phone number bitch
no fucky for you

[FiberOptic]

but i must of been
thinking of your mouth and i
forgot about it

[MustHaveLust]

balloon kitten's loose
from many many many many gangbangs
please dont make babies

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by johnnieangell
balloon kitten's loose
from many many many many gangbangs
please dont make babies
Have we ever met? Did we ever talk? I don't think so.. try to piss of someone else.

*hugs johnnieangell*

[Tecknowledgy]

DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DIE DIE DIE!!!

BURN IN YOUR FUCKING UNHOLINESS!!!

[MustHaveLust]

This is a haiku flame thread, i was simply flaming:D

*hugs BK*

no, i dont think we have met, but if i was actually gonna try to piss you off, i don't think i'd flame to do so. Pissing people off psychologically is so much more fun

[Mad Vinnie]

EAT MY SHIT AND DIE
YOU FUCKING NAZI ROBOT
you're pretty, I like you...

[BettieRage]

I kill ravers dead
with a baseball bat and knife
I'll fuck you up too.

[MustHaveLust]

Originally posted by BitchFace
I kill ravers dead
with a baseball bat and knife
I'll fuck you up too.

i love you.

[EV]

Where my ladies at
I missed you both this weekend
BF and BK



EV

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV
Where my ladies at
I missed you both this weekend
BF and BK
I live in Eugene
miles away from Seattle
you should come visit.

[EV]

Originally posted by BitchFace
I live in Eugene
miles away from Seattle
you should come visit.

Eugene is too far
Why not hook up sometime soon
tell me where you'll be


EV

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by BitchFace
I live in Eugene
miles away from Seattle
you should come visit.
You be careful now
you'll make m-sh-8 jealous
Unless she comes too :eek:

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV


Eugene is too far
Why not hook up at a party
Will you be out soon


EV

hey your second line
has an extra syllable
you better fix it.

I'm very sorry
i'm never in washington
but maybe freaknight?

[J3sika]

Corrina, oh please
get your ass to seattle
i need some sexxor


;)

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by J3sika
Corrinna, oh please
get your ass to seattle
i need some sexxor


;)
oh goodness gracious!
*gettin all hot n bothered*
*rips off her clothing*

;)

[J3sika]

Originally posted by BitchFace

oh goodness gracious!
*gettin all hot n bothered*
*rips off her clothing*

;)

envisions that scene
*spontaneously combusts*
and goes to lay down

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by J3sika
envisions that scene
*spontaneously combusts*
and goes to lay down
sees you laying down
runs to get into your bed
and molests you lots :)

[J3sika]

Originally posted by BitchFace

sees you laying down
runs to get into your bed
and molests you lots :)

What a lovely thought!
Waits for Corinna to come
up to Seattle....!

much fun will ensue
if lucky, with me and you
i'll sleep for a week

:p

[EV]

Originally posted by balloon kitten
You be careful now
you'll make m-sh-8 jealous
Unless she comes too :eek:

Don't worry 'bout me
Though I like that you keep tabs
It shows that you care;)


EV

[EV]

Originally posted by BitchFace
hey your second line
has an extra syllable
you better fix it.

I'm very sorry
i'm never in washington
but maybe freaknight?

Way to call me out
I corrected the last lines
I fucked that one up

Anyway BF
Why you never in my state
Freaknight should be sweet


EV

[BettieRage]

jealousy is dumb
I'll be humping Jessica
mmm come to mama

[Mad Vinnie]

Stupid fucking raves,
With stupid fucking ravers,
P Diddy owns you!!!!

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by Mad Vinnie
Stupid fucking raves,
With stupid fucking ravers,
P Diddy owns you!!!!

hey you stupid jerk
we're talking about sex here
take that shit elsewhere.

[Mad Vinnie]

Originally posted by BitchFace


hey you stupid jerk
we're talking about sex here
take that shit elsewhere.

It does not matter,
P Diddy still owns your ass,
Go watch MTV

;)

[EV]

Is this thread deceased
All the Headz are out of here
If not, I'll be back


EV

[BettieRage]

killed a kandi kid
by stealing his fuckin beads
help me kill some more.

[MustHaveLust]

I love you again.

[BettieRage]

MidnightMonica
is a dirty ho bag slut
let's terminate her.

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV
Don't worry 'bout me
Though I like that you keep tabs
It shows that you care

I so do not care
Like geminiboi don't care
Wait, that means I do.

:D

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by BitchFace
MidnightMonica
is a dirty ho bag slut
let's terminate her.
Give me mod powers
I'll make that beeyotch leave us
All hail da balloon!

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by BitchFace
hey you stupid jerk
we're talking about sex here
take that shit elsewhere.
All the sex talk here
Is making me really want
menaj a` balloon

(I don't speak french, so I can't spell it, ju` bitch!) :D

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by balloon kitten

All the sex talk here
Is making me really want
menaj a` balloon

(I don't speak french, so I can't spell it, ju` bitch!) :D

Menag a balloon?
oh baby, you turn me on!
*drives to seattle*

[J3sika]

Originally posted by BitchFace


Menag a balloon?
oh baby, you turn me on!
*drives to seattle*

BK and BF
A lovely hottie combo
I need girly sex!

[BettieRage]

GOD DAMN I'm horny
i will hump each one of you
come to your BitchFace.

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by BitchFace
GOD DAMN I'm horny
i will hump each one of you
come to your BitchFace.
Come to my BitchFace?
Only if she's smelling good
Not dog, wag the tongue

:eek:

[Kore (P.I.)]

I'm a pirate LOOK
theres a bird on my shoulder
give me your pants

[adreezy]

midnight monica
is a loose mommy.
please may she die soon?

[Tecknowledgy]

Originally posted by BitchFace
killed a kandi kid
by stealing his fuckin beads
help me kill some more.

Killed another kandi kid syllables shmyllables
by slitting his throat and drinking his blood with a giraffe on a monday morning
The dark lord requires more kandi kid murder

[Tecknowledgy]

Inspired by moments in the back of Nathan and Michael's truck:

Watch her as she eats 3 pills then 4
She'll eat five and then one more
Seven and 8 then nine and ten
She's eaten that many, she'll do it again
Eleven and twelve, will she stop at thirteen?
Lord knows it's not the most E she's ever seen.
Fourteen and fifteen, she's just getting started
After 17 pills she's only half way e-tarded
18 and 19 then 20 plus 1
22 pills equals 10 times the fun
23, now comes lucky 24...
Her heart just exploded, she'll eat no more?
Death will not stop here, no won't slow her down
She'll eat all the extacy, in the entire town
On to 30 and 40 she's still going strong,
She'll eat the whole world like a giant E-bomb.

Love,

Eli.

Now make some fuckin' faces.

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by Tecknowledgy
Inspired by moments in the back of Nathan and Michael's truck:

Watch her as she eats 3 pills then 4
She'll eat five and then one more
Seven and 8 then nine and ten
She's eaten that many, she'll do it again
Eleven and twelve, will she stop at thirteen?
Lord knows it's not the most E she's ever seen.
Fourteen and fifteen, she's just getting started
After 17 pills she's only half way e-tarded
18 and 19 then 20 plus 1
22 pills equals 10 times the fun
23, now comes lucky 24...
Her heart just exploded, she'll eat no more?
Death will not stop here, no won't slow her down
She'll eat all the extacy, in the entire town
On to 30 and 40 she's still going strong,
She'll eat the whole world like a giant E-bomb.

Love,

Eli.

Now make some fuckin' faces.

How that made me laugh. . .
but this is an inside joke
that no one else gets

[BettieRage]

where have you all gone?
already sick of haiku?
what a sorry day

[Mad Vinnie]

I am on the job
and can only post on breaks
I'd rather be home

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by BitchFace
where have you all gone?
already sick of haiku?
what a sorry day
Not tired of it
HexRei has too much free time
Cause he smokes the pot

No random drug test
Cause he's scared of not passing
Hope he's not a dad

I'd feel real sorry
For that unfortunate kid
Cause he smokes the pot

Time to wrap it up
Before this topic gets locked
By the pothead mod

:D

[FiberOptic]

XML class is
boring for sure i wish i was
smoking a big blunt

[Kore (P.I.)]

yellowey discharge
itching my pubic hair hard
i cant Face the Bitch ;)

[EV]

i remember back
When this board used to kick ass
Now it's just Balloons -

and Bitches. They are
Strong-arming the little man
So I say fight on

Raise up you board kids
We can't let this go to pot
"The pot" if you will;)


EV

[MustHaveLust]

"And the crowd cried..NNY! NNY!"

Z?

--
Seriously though
where the hell iis my warm fuzzy?
I've got to go now.
-------

to you horny girls
i have a twelve inch tongue and
can breathe through my ears

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV
i remember back
When this board used to kick ass
Now it's just Balloons -

and Bitches. They are
Strong-arming the little man
So I say fight on

Raise up you board kids
We can't let this go to pot
"The pot" if you will;)


Your Haiku is weak
You cheat when you make it long
Your third line drags on

You should try instead
Using the LA Style
Or is James Brown Dead?

:D

[BettieRage]

I am such a cunt
i really need to chill out
before i get shot.

[EV]

Originally posted by balloon kitten
Your Haiku is weak
You cheat when you make it long
Your third line drags on

You should try instead
Using the LA Style
Or is James Brown Dead?
:D

You talk about "weak"
Look in the mirror, my dear
Your Haikus are trash

And this LA style
You speak of; should I know this?
It's foreign to me
;)


EV

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV
You talk about "weak"
Look in the mirror, my dear
Your Haikus are trash

And this LA style
You speak of; should I know this?
It's foreign to me

Foreign like the poon
Of which you don't get any
Use the blow up doll

[EV]

Originally posted by balloon kitten
Foreign like the poon
Of which you don't get any
Use the blow up doll

No poon; just kitty;)
And thank you, I get plenty
Blow up doll is moot


EV

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV
No poon; just kitty;)
And thank you, I get plenty
Blow up doll is moot

So you say plenty
I say you pour Astroglide
In your lambskin boot

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by balloon kitten

So you say plenty
I say you pour Astroglide
In your lambskin boot
You said astroglide. . .
I found some K Y jelly
near my bathroom sink.

[EV]

Originally posted by balloon kitten
So you say plenty
I say you pour Astroglide
In your lambskin boot

What is lambskin boot
I use Balloon as condom
Inside feels so good


EV

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV


What is lambskin boot
I use Balloon as condom
Inside feels so good

Oh no you didn't!
You're like the one named Hammer
Cause you can't touch this!

:D

~AVFDB!

[EV]

Burnt out on Haiku
Bored and redundant; played out
Fun while it lasted


EV

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by LA2SeattlEV
Burnt out on Haiku
Bored and redundant; played out
Fun while it lasted

EV
Leaving already?
You gave potatoes a month
Just wait, you'll be back

[DjVersatile]

Yes now it's my turn
I post pointless response, yes?
My boss is an ass.

[Skwerl]

I dont like haiku
i must speak like captain kirk
instead i will moooo

bitch face flames haiku
I get so mad that i mooo
bitchface i love you

[FiberOptic]

there's a camera in your
T.V., you kow it's true, i
am scared of it too.

what a freak you are
scared of the T.V. yes you
shoot it with .22

[BettieRage]

Everybody look
BettieRage is back for good
say goodbye BitchFace!

[Nukegrrrl]

Johnnie, you were wise
in creating this forum for
veiling our flaming

[EV]

Originally posted by balloon kitten
Leaving already?
You gave potatoes a month
Just wait, you'll be back

I will not return
This thread is ridiculous
D'oh...BK got me!


EV

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by EV


I will not return
This thread is ridiculous
D'oh...BK got me!


EV

Thought it wasn't you
I just noticed your name change
So no more L.A.?

I knew you'd be back
Addictive haikus got ya
But you'll say what next?

Nevermind, I know
You'll share your love of balloons
And kittens galore

BettieRage is back
No more BitchFace for balloon
I guess I won't *swoon*

balloon must get sleep
It's way past my bedtime now
Thank you, drive through please!

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BK...Bad Karma
Burger King and British Knights;
Not Balloon Kitten!!!;)


EV