top 5 lists

[Ishkur]

Top 5 Reasons Conservatives are Morons:
1. The world is not made up of white people
2. Deregulation actually means "letting rich people make more money, faster"
3. If guns were banned, nobody would have guns. That's the point.
4. The USA is not a "Christian Nation", and it never was.
5. Just because it shocks and offends you doesn't mean you get to keep me from seeing it

Top 5 Reasons Liberals are Morons:
1. Rich white people are not out to get you
2. Sometimes the poor are poor because they're stupid
3. If we really did stop "wasting" money on weapons and spending it on head start we'd eventually end up a bunch of really well fed slaves.
4. Al Gore is a boring stuffed shirt. At least Bush is funny.
5. There's a reason "traditional" cultures are usually in poor countries, and it has nothing to do with colonialism.

Top 5 Reasons the Media are Morons:
1. A BA in Journalism doesn't make you any damned smarter than anyone else
2. We're not all sheep just because we aren't interested in what you think is important
3. Nobody watches Meet the Press except your friends
4. We're interested in what actually happened, not what you think it means
5. A microphone in your hand doesn't mean you automatically have something interesting to say

[Justin]

Shitstorm probability: 100%

[*naughty kitty*]

Originally posted by Ishkur

4. Al Gore is a boring stuffed shirt. At least Bush is funny.


Yeah and he looks like a monkey. He actually reminds me of the Mayor on the Powerpuff girls...

[balloon kitten]

Top 5 reasons why you don't like me.

1. I'm right
2. I'm right
3. I'm right
4. I'm right
5. BitchFace doesn't hate me anymore.

:D

..lol @ Doc... You da Mahem!

[medea]

Top Real five reasons we don't like you!!!!!!!
1. you're dumb
2. you're dumb
3. you're dumb
4. you're dumb
5.hating anyone or anything is not wise but you do bring that word to mind.:rolleyes:

Obviously I am dumb as well for even starting this . I don't want drama so I should not have begun...anyway I will be dropping the BK issue...I just wanted to pop up for a sec and express my exasperation at certain view points. See you on the dance floor.........

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by medea
Top Real five reasons we don't like you!!!!!!!
1. you're dumb
2. you're dumb
3. you're dumb
4. you're dumb
5.hating anyone or anything is not wise but you do bring that word to mind.:rolleyes:
1. No, you are
2. No, you are
3. No, you are
4. No, you are
5. True, buy why hate? :D

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by medea
Top Real five reasons we don't like you!!!!!!!
1. you're dumb
2. you're dumb
3. you're dumb
4. you're dumb
5.hating anyone or anything is not wise but you do bring that word to mind.:rolleyes:

Why do you people let BK affect you so much??

[MizDollyB]

Originally posted by BitchFace


Why do you people let BK affect you so much??
No joke. Can we say FUEL THE FIRE?

[booboo69]

Ah. It's excusable in this case. Noobies need to become popular, so they take to flaming the people that everyone finds annoying, and thus will be loved by all. :rolleyes:

[HexRei]

Originally posted by booboo69
Ah. It's excusable in this case. Noobies need to become popular, so they take to flaming the people that everyone finds annoying, and thus will be loved by all. :rolleyes:

Medea has been a member much longer than BK...

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by BitchFace
Why do you people let BK affect you so much??
Originally posted by MizDollyB
No joke. Can we say FUEL THE FIRE?
So.. do you two like whipped cream or a shower? ;)

It'd be like.. balloon Rage 'n Buckets. :D

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by HexRei
Medea has a member much longer than BK...
Well dammit I hope so, I don't even have one! :D

[pLuRrY~pRiNcEsS]

TOP 5 REASONS WHY TROLLING IS SO EASY ON NWTEKNO
1. Ravers are idiots
2. Ravers are idiots
3. Ravers are idiots
4. Ravers are idiots
5. Ravers are idiots

[booboo69]

Originally posted by HexRei


Medea has been a member much longer than BK...

I stand corrected.

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by booboo69
I stand corrected.
Well at least you can stand. My aunt doesn't have any ankles, so she can't. :(

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by pLuRrY~pRiNcEsS
TOP 5 REASONS WHY TROLLING IS SO EASY ON NWTEKNO
1. Ravers are idiots
2. Ravers are idiots
3. Ravers are idiots
4. Ravers are idiots
5. Ravers are idiots

ABE----GO AWAY!!!

[Patix]

WTF?

I remember, when this post used to be cool. Ish dropped some funny/creative top 5 lists, that no one appereciated, cuz of dumb comments like this....

Originally posted by balloon kitten

Well at least you can stand. My aunt doesn't have any ankles, so she can't. :(

[balloon kitten]

Originally posted by Patix
WTF?

I remember, when this post used to be cool. Ish dropped some funny/creative top 5 lists, that no one appereciated, cuz of dumb comments like this....


Thank you great Patix! You have shown me the error of my balloon ways. :o

[Ishkur]

Would you people please shut the fuck up?

This post was meant for Zupe and Mike and the rest of the political pundits on here, not you retarded asshats.

[.-=PSYLON=-.]

Originally posted by Ishkur
Would you people please shut the fuck up?

This post was meant for Zupe and Mike and the rest of the political pundits on here, not you retarded asshats.

Ill shut up, but first let me compliment you on the use of the word "Ass-hats" Ill have to be adding that one to my vocabulary.

[A.J.]

Originally posted by Ishkur
Would you people please shut the fuck up?

This post was meant for Zupe and Mike and the rest of the political pundits on here, not you retarded asshats.


They took over long ago...

:(

[Roddimus]

Top 5 Reasons Culture Wars are Pointless

5. They give angry, paranoid and often lonely individuals a group to focus their misplaced rage upon.
4. Rather than bridge differing ideologies, they simply drive them further apart.
3. They cause individuals to view one another by their political biases rather than their true character.
2. They cause otherwise rational, intellegent people to align themselves with a groups or organizations whose real objective is personal power, not a stronger society.
1. They're played out and childish.

[evilarchangel68]

almost every post on this thread has made me laugh, especially ishkur's :)

bravo :D

...asshats...*walks away chuckling*