Kiss NYE party at tika bob's

[Justin]

I wish I was lying.

My god. My fucking god. I'm speechless.

Was anyone else dragged there by their friends?

[corbettfields]

no, tell us! what happened?

[trip2knight]

Originally posted by corbettfields
no, tell us! what happened?

I assume it sucked AS*...he hee

[Justin]

Originally posted by corbettfields
no, tell us! what happened?

It's crowded as fuck, like can't-move-your-arms crowded, and everyone everywhere is blond, even if it's just by the tube. After edging my way to the bar to down an overpriced beer, I spent another ten minutes edging myself towards the dancefloor. It appeared to be covered wet toilet paper, but I convinced myself that could not possibly be the case. How the hell could an entire dancefloor be covered in wet toilet paper when the bathrooms were thirty feet (approx 45 minutes commute) away?

So the music is, naturally, horrible. Miraculously, it was actually done a disservice by the dj, who seemed to have a perverse thrill in figuring out what song has the least to do contextually, musically, and bpm wise from whatever the current song playing was, then mixing them. Actually, mixing is far too strong a word. He just switched to the next song after a bried pause. There are old men djing weddings and bar mitzvahs who could teach this guy how it works.

As if bad djing wasn't enough, the management felt bad mcing was in order. Thus, every fifteen seconds or so MC Fratboy would take the mike and ask the crowd if they enjoyed their time at tiki bob's, and exhorted hem to return next week for more fun fun fun. Basically it was like TRL was being pumped through the system sans video, and the management thought "hey, we're giving them a tv show! I think advertiesments are in order." After all, we only payed a 25 dollar (!) cover.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, suddenly the state of the floor was painfullly explained. A shirtless forty year old man somehow affiliated with the club managed to pull himself away from his beloved child pornography long enough to, I swear to god, launch toilet paper at the crowd. He had this gun that would quickly unfurl a roll of toilet paper via what seemed like a fan. Naturally the toilet paper eventually ended up on the ground and sucked up the copious beer spills, explaining why it seemed like we were standing on a bank of urinals in a bar--basically, we were.

At least there were hot women, right? Well, technically, you're right. Unfortunately, if you wanted to reserve the right to grind your pelvis into any of their butts, you had to stand in line like all the other alcoholic frat boys (fuck, I hate the grind). The ratio was about 3-1 men to women. Consider the fact that most girls went in with dates, and it turns out that five single women had seventy guys all fighting for the opportunity to date-rape them.

Possibly the worst new years I've had since.. . last new years. The problem is this: my crew is a very disparate set. Very. We'll never agree on anything good, so we're always choosing the most palitable evil to our sum values. I don't think I'm willing to just give up on going out as a group, but I am about to lower my expectations for all future new years. Thankfully, I have 364 other days to go to real parties.

[breakbeat]

that story was hella entertaining dude,i feel for ya though tiki bob's sucks,i've been dragged there a couple of times by my frineds who won't go to parties,but a damn good story.

[Carley]

If you need new friends I'd be happy to fill in.

;)

~c

[MrMiyagi]

Originally posted by Doc Mahem
I wish I was lying.

My god. My fucking god. I'm speechless.

Was anyone else dragged there by their friends?

dude, seriously, did you lose a bet or something?

[itsallaboutthemusic]

i always have fun when i go tere...which isnt very often.

[hrryhood]

Originally posted by itsallaboutthemusic
i always have fun when i go tere...which isnt very often.

You would Kirk!! You fit right in there with everyone else who thinks they are "holier than thou." Go ahead and reply and flame me please, I'm sure you will...

[ThrobbingBass]

You should've gone to Noc Noc

I'm not being a dick, either.

It was fun, your friends would have dug it.

[Cethe]

soo just curious was "sounds unlimited" or "VIP" (virtual image productions) involved?? they been doin a lot of Tiki Bob nights and that sorta lame crap is about par for them so far....
but i'm sorry dude, either way lame NYEs suxors and you got a good attitude "got 364 days to go to real parties" haha


and btw that was a great writing of your review, very entertaining I laughed my ass off the couch reading that...thanx!! :D

[breakbeat]

ya noc noc was hella tight i went there afta highrise

[itsallaboutthemusic]

Originally posted by hrryhood
You fit right in there with everyone else who thinks they are "holier than thou."
heh, i dont even know who you are. at least have the balls to let someone know who you are when takin a shot. obviously you know of me, but you dont know me. i may be many things, but that just is not one of them.

[trip2knight]

Originally posted by itsallaboutthemusic

heh, i dont even know who you are. at least have the balls to let someone know who you are when takin a shot. obviously you know of me, but you dont know me. i may be many things, but that just is not one of them.


Kirk come on now......you took many a shots bro, without revealing yourself........ :) :)

[hrryhood]

Originally posted by itsallaboutthemusic

heh, i dont even know who you are. at least have the balls to let someone know who you are when takin a shot. obviously you know of me, but you dont know me. i may be many things, but that just is not one of them.
HA, I have met you and know you were EXACTLY like that.

[itsallaboutthemusic]

not at you josh, that would be the other way around! :p

[trip2knight]

Originally posted by itsallaboutthemusic
not at you josh, that would be the other way around! :p

Its all good, i just found it funny that you said that...LOL!!! TIKI BOBS is fuct anyways......I have meet a couple hot chicks there, but mostly people who try to be someone or think they are someone, THEY ARE NOT!!!! Oh well :)

[sam-i-am262]

my 37 year old neighbor likes to "kick it" at Tiki Bob's, in her acid wash jeans. 'nuff said........

I don't need to go there - to know that I don't wanna go there. sorry to hear of your misfortune Doc. mine sucked too - but at least I didn't have to pay $25 to figure that out!! yuck...... *feels for you*

[Nukegrrrl]

Isn't Tiki Bob's that place with the late night infomercials that vaguely resemble Girls Gone Wild ads, featuring young ladies with poorly streaked hair and uber tiny skirts, writhing away in heaps of foam?

I can't say that I have ever been there, but from the looks of things it seems like a bad cross between PolyEsther's and DejaVu.