Drunkz,Junkiez and Pervertz [Archive]

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02-01-2003, 11:12 AM

It's You're as well.

One more time, for the slow folks:

Your= possessive. "Your car." "Your mom." "Your retarded post."
You're= conjunction. "You're the smartest person I know!" "You're so cool!" "You're all in trouble."

There= noun (location). "Your brain cells are over there." "There is that punctuation I was looking for!"
Their=possessive: "Their posts are so tough!" "I love their kandi!"
They're=conjunction. "They're like, so dumb!" "I love how they're still trying to flame me!"
There's=conjunction: "There's nothing wrong with 5 posts per day." "I know there's some relationship between grammar and intelligence."

Were=verb: "We were going to say something smart." "The flame attempts were comical."
We're=conjunction: "I want to know how we're going to win this argument." "We're never going to stop using this word incorrectly."

This message brought to you by the letter D (for duh) and the number 4 (for the number of times you will have to read this to get the joke.)

abrahn

02-01-2003, 12:19 PM

All that oppose this thread are "Uber-Board-members"-Why are you fuckin serious?-Guess what,you are all fuckin idiots and I will gladly call you on the phone or tell you in person. This thread was a "JOKE"-EVER HEARD OF SARCASM? Second of all,your're all liar's:Like you have never HAD SEX OR "E", HOW ABOUT SMOKE'N CIGS,POT,OR CRACK?- WHAT ABOUT DRINKING?,LIKE YOU DONT LIKE TO LOOK AT MAXIM MAG(YOU FUKIN PERVETS)-WHO DOESNT LIKE TO LOOK AT THE OPPOSITE SEX?-You all guilty of sin,so get over your fukin NW-TEKNO-attitudes...now try and tell me you dont like JACKASS,JACKASS=DRUNKZ,JUNKIEZ AND PERVERTZ-your fukin stupid.

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02-01-2003, 12:51 PM

Christ, you're an idiot.

.-=PSYLON=-.

02-01-2003, 01:47 PM

Which one are you ? ;)

http://www.ishkur.com/features/dnd/index.htm

flumP

02-01-2003, 01:56 PM

i fit all three, ceot i only drink once or twice a week.

Star_Dancer

02-01-2003, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by abrahn
All that oppose this thread are "Uber-Board-members"-Why are you fuckin serious?-Guess what,you are all fuckin idiots and I will gladly call you on the phone or tell you in person. This thread was a "JOKE"-EVER HEARD OF SARCASM? Second of all,your're all liar's:Like you have never HAD SEX OR E-SMOKE CIGS-SMOKE POT- "E" OR DRINK,LIKE YOU DONT LIKE TO LOOK AT MAXIM MAG(YOU FUKIN PERVETS)-WHO DOESNT LIKE TO LOOK AT THE OPPOSITE SEX?-You all guilty of sin,so get over you fukin NW attitudes...now try and tell me you dont like JACKASS,JACKASS=DRUNKZ,JUNKIEZ AND PERVERTZ-your fukin stupid.

Are you saying anyone who has sex is a pervert?

Guess we know how often you don't get it.

diotch

02-01-2003, 04:04 PM

Which one are you ?

http://www.ishkur.com/features/dnd/index.htm

and how long has that game remained unfinnished? I have been checking out your amusing site for a few years, mainly for the captions,and it's still been in the same shape,come on my dice hands are getting jittery........

abrahn

02-01-2003, 07:51 PM

OK...should I refer to you as "Naughty Girl"?Hmmm...That's not associated with perversion is it? And Ive read numerous stuff you posted about casual drug-usage,People like YOURSELF ruin the board and take the FUN out of it,by taking the topic too seriously and turning into a moral issue. Quit over analyzing stupid post's like mine. Sound's to me like you need to get fucked hard or your just pms'ing like a stuck-pig. According to your profile,you are a 'BREAKS JUMKIE':well, me too,all you had to do was say so. Some movies you listed are 'FEAR AND LOATHING IN LASVEGAS,NATURAL BORN KILLERS AND FIGHT CLUB-Geez theez movies are,nt related to DRUNKZ,PERVERTZ AND JUNKIEZ are they?Thanks for making yourself look retarded. If you are interested in these kind of flicks that glamourize Drunkz,pervertz andf junkiez looks like you have some skeletons in the closet. You stated in your profile as a BREAKS JUNKIE,why make yourself look stupid again? And last But not least,you call yourself NAUGHTY GIRL,are you a PERVERT?

abrahn

02-01-2003, 08:05 PM

I re-worded some stuff. I would like to have someone prove me wrong. We are all addicted to something or someone. Why are you trying to actt like [sqaure's]? I am perverted,a coffee junkie,and a drunk,so what,atleast I am not a pussy and I can admit it. Like the latter statemant explains,you can be a junkie of anything,why does it have to be drugs,unless you make it that way. And who isnt perverted? You,yeah right! I watch Russian girls on web-cams make-out all the time,they even bust out the vibrators and stick'em in thier butts(LOL) So what...I'm drinking right now and slaming coffee!Did I mention I am a HARDCORE JUNKIE! Obviously you idiot's do'nt watch Howard Stern.

TRINIDAD

02-01-2003, 09:28 PM

I think i fall into two. Im turning into a junkie(E) and ive always been a perv i guess. Never been a drunk though....only drink once in a great whle.
I think all these flames are right...this thread is rather lame

LordWoon

02-02-2003, 12:38 AM

"... "I know there's some relationship between grammar and intelligence... This message brought to you by the letter D (for duh) and the number 4 (for the number of times you will have to read this to get the joke.)"

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:p

People like YOURSELF ruin the board and take the FUN out of it,by taking the topic too seriously and turning into a moral issue.

She's NOT making it a moral issue, dood. The fact that you don't GET what she's doing makes WHAT she's doing all the more entertaining.

I'm dying to respond to some of the things you said to her, but this is her battle, so...

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02-02-2003, 09:35 AM

*cracks knuckles*

Okay, inbreed, you wanted it... so here it is:

Originally posted by abrahn
OK...should I refer to you as "Naughty Girl"?Hmmm...That's not associated with perversion is it?

I have dreadlocks, retard. My handle is in reference to my HAIR. It's a play on words. (Get it? KNOTTY girl? Ooooooh! *lightbulb*)
And I think there's a VAST distinction to be made between sex and PERVERSION. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=perversion)So there ya go. I just proved you wrong.

And Ive read numerous stuff you posted about casual drug-usage,

Oh really? Like what? Like I used to do drugs? Smoked weed? Smoked crank? Smoked crack, even? Ooooooooh. Ya got me! :rolleyes:
Once again, there is a VAST difference between using drugs occassionally (which I don't even do at ALL) and being a JUNKIE. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=junkie)
Hey look! I just proved you wrong again.

People like YOURSELF ruin the board and take the FUN out of it,by taking the topic too seriously and turning into a moral issue. Quit over analyzing stupid post's like mine.

And what exactly is there to OVER-analyze? ? ?
Your posts have no analytical content. Period. I have yet to see you start a thread with any concern for your own appearance of intelliigence. I have not turned ANYTHING into a moral issue. You are confusing morality for observation. You are an idiot, and I observe that fact. See?

Sound's to me like you need to get fucked hard or your just pms'ing like a stuck-pig.

Well, for what little sense that statement made... I'll just go ahead and agree with you. That one's a freebee, on me. :D

According to your profile,you are a 'BREAKS JUMKIE':

Figure. Of. Speach.
There is no possible way to be addicted to a form of music.
And now you know.

well, me too,all you had to do was say so. Some movies you listed are 'FEAR AND LOATHING IN LASVEGAS,NATURAL BORN KILLERS AND FIGHT CLUB-Geez theez movies are,nt related to DRUNKZ,PERVERTZ AND JUNKIEZ are they?Thanks for making yourself look retarded. If you are interested in these kind of flicks that glamourize Drunkz,pervertz andf junkiez looks like you have some skeletons in the closet. You stated in your profile as a BREAKS JUNKIE,why make yourself look stupid again?

Does this warrant a reply? Really? ? ?
Please explain to me how any of the MOVIES that I like have anything to do with the idiocy of your posts. Even if you're right and those films show some cultural representation of drug/sex/ culture, I fail to see how it simply lumps everyone into some extreme category of perversion or addition.
*wanks*

And last But not least,you call yourself NAUGHTY GIRL,are you a PERVERT?

Oh. Yes.

*wanks some more*

I tried to keep this at a third-grade reading level, but if I used too many big words, go HERE (http://www.dictionary.com) for some help in understanding.
:D

I love it when idiots like you make it this easy for me to flame.

ILYA

02-02-2003, 09:44 AM

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02-02-2003, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by abrahn
would like to have someone prove me wrong.

See above.
You clearly do not know the definition of a junkie or a pervert.
It doesn't mean "something you like a lot" or "someone that you think is neat" or 'liking sex." It means being physically addicted to a substance, or practicing "abnormal" or "perverse" sexual habbits. (Like perhaps, fucking barnyard animals.)
I resent the notion that everyone on earth is in some way an addict or a pervert. No matter how lightly you throw those terms around, they do not mean what you seem to think they do.
So... let's be thorough and assume for a moment that you still think everyone is a drunk, junkie or pervert:
What about all those hundreds of thousands of people in the world who have never done any drugs or alcohol, and abstain from sex as well? You do realize that there are religions in the world that push behaviors like this, right? Just because your own cultural awareness fails to extend beyond your own circle of party friends doesn't mean it is that simple for the rest of us.

I wasn't going to get too technical on your stupid thread until you bothered opening your mouth and asking to be proven wrong. So there you are- consider yourself proven such.

angry_bob

02-02-2003, 12:19 PM

I thought this was gonna be a link to a cool game or cartoon or somethin like on Ish's site (yeah, you do need to finish that RPG!!!).

This thread bites. :rolleyes:

abrahn

02-02-2003, 01:25 PM

Thanx for going straight-'Uber-quote-computer-nerd" on me...I got blasted by the 'logic' and 'matureity' of this reply so hard that I got blown accross the room when I clicked(((((((((((BOOM!))))))))))))...

I still say that KnottyGirl is a indirect-message. Yeah,your nick is all about the hair,well is that clear to me or others that dont know you? When I see hooker's are they hooker's or are they just hangin-out on the corner in high-heels and a mini-skirt? Oh, i-c,thats her boyfriend picking her up... GO AHEAD QUOTE ME<MAKE MY DAY.

angry_bob

02-02-2003, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by abrahn
Thanx for going straight-'Uber-quote-computer-nerd" on me...I got blasted by the 'logic' and 'matureity' of this reply so hard that I got blown accross the room when I clicked(((((((((((BOOM!))))))))))))...

I still say that KnottyGirl is a indirect-message. Yeah,your nick is all about the hair,well is that clear to me or others that dont know you? When I see hooker's are they hooker's or are they just hangin-out on the corner in high-heels and a mini-skirt? Oh, i-c,thats her boyfriend picking her up... GO AHEAD QUOTE ME<MAKE MY DAY.

:rolleyes:

LordWoon

02-02-2003, 04:49 PM

I hope stupidity isn't contagious, otherwise I'm a doomed man for having read your reply!

A "nerd" for quoting, you say?! It's a little hard to have a real- time conversation via a FORUM so quotes are often a little necessary so people know what you're REFERRING TO!!!

EXAMPLE:

I got blasted by the 'logic' and 'matureity' of this reply so hard that I got blown accross the room when I clicked(((((((((((BOOM!))))))))))))...

"Matureity?" Is that anything like... MATURITY?!!! And you're obviously the authority on MATURITY, considering you started a thread about JUNKIEZ, DRUNKZ, and PERVERTZ!!!!!

I still say that KnottyGirl is a indirect-message.

She said it was a PLAY ON WORDS, hoser!!!

Yeah,your nick is all about the hair,well is that clear to me or others that dont know you? When I see hooker's are they hooker's or are they just hangin-out on the corner in high-heels and a mini-skirt?

Is it her fault your perception is colored by YOUR own PERVERSIONS? Christ, you're the one that watches RUSSIAN GIRLS STICKING DILDOS UP THEIR ASSES ON THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! You're calling *her* a pervert for having a nick that's obviously a little too clever for you to grasp? You know what psychologists call that? PROJECTION. Look it up. It's under "P", in case you're a little lost, hot shot.

GO AHEAD QUOTE ME<MAKE MY DAY.

Sure thing, CLINT.

AARGH!!! *slams head repeatedly into brick wall to purge self of the relentless stupidity*

smalls

02-02-2003, 05:18 PM

You are all fucking stupid. Abrahn rules all of you. muwhahaha! bow down

mercuria

02-02-2003, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by KnottyGirl
It's You're as well.

One more time, for the slow folks:

Your= possessive. "Your car." "Your mom." "Your retarded post."
You're= conjunction. "You're the smartest person I know!" "You're so cool!" "You're all in trouble."

There= noun (location). "Your brain cells are over there." "There is that punctuation I was looking for!"
Their=possessive: "Their posts are so tough!" "I love their kandi!"
They're=conjunction. "They're like, so dumb!" "I love how they're still trying to flame me!"
There's=conjunction: "There's nothing wrong with 5 posts per day." "I know there's some relationship between grammar and intelligence."

Were=verb: "We were going to say something smart." "The flame attempts were comical."
We're=conjunction: "I want to know how we're going to win this argument." "We're never going to stop using this word incorrectly."

This message brought to you by the letter D (for duh) and the number 4 (for the number of times you will have to read this to get the joke.)

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!
i've regained faith in this board, now that i can see that at least one person other than myself knows it...

PS: are we at a doxen eye-rolls yet?
:rolleyes: ...

abrahn

02-02-2003, 05:54 PM

Geez, Thanks for going "Turbo super thread spell check uber thread geek on me" Thanks,I dont have time to check for spelling errors,thank god you do.

LordWoon

02-02-2003, 06:57 PM

Geez, Thanks for going "Turbo super thread spell check uber thread geek on me" Thanks,I dont have time to check for spelling errors,thank god you do.

Sarcasm is generally reserved for those with at least half a wit. You might want to work on that.

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02-02-2003, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by smalls
You are all fucking stupid. Abrahn rules all of you. muwhahaha! bow down

Somehow it does not surprise me that you are friends with this moron.

By the way, aren't you that 15 year old girl that habitually lies about her age to hang out with the grown-ups?

<<rolls eyes even harder>>

Logic wins again!

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02-02-2003, 08:03 PM

abrahn

02-03-2003, 01:59 AM

Yeah,'KnottyGirl'-make personal attacks,it will get you somewhere-I don't think age has anything to do with anything. You seriuosly need to quit being a bitch...does it make you feel better to act like someone 's mom? You need to get a clue,and try to understand why we are all here. It's not about proving who's better or smarter-it's about our love for PLUR-In the real world,not the internet world that you live in,there is a thing called friendship. Some of us dont rely on this board for respect or social status,you do. I am sorry to see this. The board for me is merely a way to say "Hi" to my peeps I dont see here in LA and to get info on current events in the NW and kill time when I am bored-for you its your life. I am sorry I have insulted your "world"-I use bad grammar and wrong spelling because its a pain in the arse to go back and correct it-so pahleez waist your time by trying to showcase your stale,lame,board etiqeutte. You sound like a bitter piece of shit,why try and be a bitch all the time? I am here to let you know that God loves you and dont pick on my girlfriend. Get over yourself! Anyone who flex'z thier spelling and grammar skills is defineatly screaming for affection.

mercuria

02-03-2003, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by abrahn
In the real world,not the internet world that you live in,there is a thing called friendship.

in the real world, my child, there is also such thing as RESPECT and DIGNITY. there's also such thing as dictionary for those who don't have a clue to look words up...

and as far as spelling and grammar goes... EDUCATED people don't need to correct anything, as they get it right from the first time around.

i'm done.

Sophistik

02-03-2003, 12:11 PM

Hey, I talked to Dajah at Jeremy's house party after I finished setting up the upstairs and trying to find more TP for everyone. (Which was the only chance I think I ever ran into her IRL) Anyways, Dajah's really nice... she just likes to bust out with the preverbial "red pen" a lot. ;)

Don't take her posts to heart man. lol.

:D

StarPhox

02-03-2003, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by Sophistik
Hey, I talked to Dajah at Jeremy's house party after I finished setting up the upstairs and trying to find more TP for everyone. (Which was the only chance I think I ever ran into her IRL) Anyways, Dajah's really nice... she just likes to bust out with the preverbial "red pen" a lot. ;)

Don't take her posts to heart man. lol.

:D

You met Dajah? No fair!

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02-04-2003, 06:01 PM

Cedwyn

02-07-2003, 12:45 PM

*laughs at all the errors in all the grammar nazis' posts*

LordWoon

02-07-2003, 01:04 PM

*laughs at all the errors in both of the grammar nazis' posts*

Oh hey, look at that... I was so heated I mistyped "obviously."

*laughs at Carley's inability to recognize the difference between a "spelling- nazi" and a "grammar- nazi." *

:p

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02-07-2003, 01:46 PM

*Laughs at Hank's inability to recognize the difference between Cedwyn and Carley*

*wanks at Cedwyn*

Cedwyn

02-07-2003, 01:51 PM

why do you bring carley into this? put the beer down, man! ;)

and, since you brought it up, the mistakes i mentioned weren't only spelling:

"You're" is a contraction, not a conjunction (this also applies to "they're," "theirs," and "we're").

"There" is not a noun.

Main Entry: 1there
Pronunciation: '[th]ar, '[th]er
Function: adverb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English th[AE]r; akin to Old High German dAr there, Old English thæt that
Date: before 12th century
1 : in or at that place <stand over there> -- often used interjectionally
2 : to or into that place : THITHER <went there after church>
3 : at that point or stage <stop right there before you say something you'll regret>
4 : in that matter, respect, or relation <there is where I disagree with you>
5 -- used interjectionally to express satisfaction, approval, encouragement or sympathy, or defiance <there, it's finished>

Ending a sentence in a preposition, such as "for," is bad form.

Besides, grammar and spelling are inherently conjoined. Attention to detail is attention to detail, nes pais?

*does the "i'm getting some spankings" dance*

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02-07-2003, 02:31 PM

*wanks some more*

considering I wrote that in parody, off the top of my head, and still manage to use all those words correctly, I think I can tell you to um... yeah. bite me.

:D

Cedwyn

02-07-2003, 03:30 PM

*chomps knottygirl*

*adds some ketchup*

braaaaaaaaaiiins....

oh, no wait, this is just to keep my jaw from clenching, right?

: p

LordWoon

02-07-2003, 04:12 PM

lol

Jesus Christ. Yeah, I was up for about 30 hrs. when I wrote that. But I just took a two hour nap, so I'm good to go!

I hate insomnia.

djCritter

02-07-2003, 04:38 PM

abrahn

02-07-2003, 06:06 PM

I'll make you my ho Knotty girl,now get out there and make me some mutha-fukin money,geez your ass in wonderful....

Quote that...LOL! Spell correct this ) )IIIIIIIIIID------

stick this in your arm |=|:::::::|>---

people like Knotty judge others by the way they spell. This is sad,she must have been in the 'spelling Bee' and won it 6-years in a row,boy she can spell,man what a women,she is turning me on with that teacher attitude(wow!)

Go to http//:smackchat.com

...I'll show you who'z boss.=)

LordWoon

02-07-2003, 06:48 PM

and, since you brought it up, the mistakes i mentioned weren't only spelling:

Well I was only defending myself, dammit.

Besides, grammar and spelling are inherently conjoined. Attention to detail is attention to detail, nes pais?

Grammar is the arrangement of words into sentences, phrases, and expressions.

Spelling is the arrangement of letters into words.

The only relation is that they're both essential for proper English.

So there! Neener- neener. :D

And now, onto the idiot...

people like Knotty judge others by the way they spell. This is sad,she must have been in the 'spelling Bee'

Or, as Cedwyn would call it, the "Grammar Bee." Hahaha!!! Hahaha... haha...ha..........ha?

Yes, I am expecting some abuse from you later.

and won it 6-years in a row,boy she can spell,man what a women,she is turning me on with that teacher attitude(wow!)

I just... I can't... I mean, what's life like living with that extra chromosome? How's that working out for ya? I just wonder... have you always been this stupid, or is it something that you've had to work really hard at?

And "turning you on?" Are you trying to make Dajah physically ill, or something? Is that some new tactic?

Go to http//:smackchat.com

...I'll show you who'z boss.=)

Why don't you just show us here, you mental powerhouse, you.

bago

02-07-2003, 07:13 PM

Dancers and Drugees. So geeky/funny it hurts.

/me brandishes his +1 keyboard of dorkitude.

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02-07-2003, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by abrahn
I'll make you my ho,Knotty girl,now get out there and make me some mutha-fukin money,geez your ass in wonderful....

I know I have a spectacular ass, but you will never, ever, ever EVER reap any benefit from it. It would be healthy for you to stop living in such a dream world.

Quote that...LOL! Spell correct this ) )IIIIIIIIIID------

stick this in your arm |=|:::::::|>---

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
How's that extra chromosome?
*dies laughing*

people like Knotty judge others by the way they spell. This is sad,she must have been in the 'spelling Bee' and won it 6-years in a row,boy she can spell,man what a women,she is turning me on with that teacher attitude(wow!)

I don't judge people by the way they spell. I judge people by the way the speak and/or write in general. Look on the bright side: At least I gave you the chance to prove that much. I could have just judged you by that face of yours instead! You've got smart written all over you. :eek:
(Ba-boom ching!)

See? I too can take cheap shots!

*laughs at the Board Idiot*

HexRei

02-07-2003, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by abrahn
I still say that KnottyGirl is a indirect-message. Yeah,your nick is all about the hair,well is that clear to me or others that dont know you? When I see hooker's are they hooker's or are they just hangin-out on the corner in high-heels and a mini-skirt? Oh, i-c,thats her boyfriend picking her up... GO AHEAD QUOTE ME<MAKE MY DAY.

Just drop it, shitferbrains. You're not gonna win, and you just keep making more and more of an ass out of yourself.

abrahn

02-07-2003, 09:15 PM

Your a fat whore. I don't like your ass,so don't flatter yourself-why do you think your so hot? Got a better come back?-You're one of those people that think everyone on the board is afraid of you cuz your a gamer and you must do "role" playing,I heard your D&D nick was 'Lord Claw"-your 12 sided-dice ca't get you outa this one...in the 'real' world,not the 'NWTEKNO.ORG' world we dont have forums and a keyboard,we have a thing called "99 bananas"-it's real,you can;t download it,we actually hang out in groups in actual rooms and we talk,we dont press 'enter'-when we talk to each-other really drunk,we dont spell check or pull out the Dark Wizard of Morlock card.

HexRei

02-07-2003, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by abrahn
Your a fat whore. I don't like your ass,so don't flatter yourself-why do you think your so hot? Got a better come back?-You're one of those people that think everyone on the board is afraid of you cuz your a gamer and you must do "role" playing,I heard your D&D nick was 'Lord Claw"-your 12 sided-dice ca't get you outa this one...in the 'real' world,not the 'NWTEKNO.ORG' world we dont have forums and a keyboard,we have a thing called "99 bananas"-it's real,you can;t download it,we actually hang out in groups in actual rooms and we talk,we dont press 'enter'-when we talk to each-other really drunk,we dont spell check or pull out the Dark Wizard of Morlock card.

Right, this from a guy whose profile pic looks like a cross between Eric Estrada and Eeeeevul McDarkenbad, the prince of whiny-ass "Vampire: the Socielly Inept" players.
Hey, chugging beer out of a plastic cup is so dark and gothic! Don't bite my neck, we're all scared of your evil ability to wear black t-shirts!!!

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02-07-2003, 10:00 PM

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

*gasps for air*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I don't know what a Dark Wizard of Morlock card is, but if thats a D&D thing, I guess you just proved who the real socially inept retard is around here.

*pokes the retard with a stick*

*dies laughing*

:D :D :D :D

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02-07-2003, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by abrahn
Your a fat whore.

Oh yeah, and it's you're a fat whore.

Dumbass.

Cedwyn

02-07-2003, 11:29 PM

*wanks*

angry_bob

02-08-2003, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by HexRei

Right, this from a guy whose profile pic looks like a cross between Eric Estrada and Eeeeevul McDarkenbad, the prince of whiny-ass "Vampire: the Socielly Inept" players.
Hey, chugging beer out of a plastic cup is so dark and gothic! Don't bite my neck, we're all scared of your evil ability to wear black t-shirts!!!

LOL... that's some funny shit. :p

abrahn

02-08-2003, 12:13 AM

eye ceep putting gramer ererz on perpus and you guys keep geeking out and quoting and correcting like its gonna make me look bad or something,it only shows how much of a 'gamer' you are...and personal attacks will get you nowhere,I'm not Gothic and I know the pic is funny looking,glad ya liked it,i dont even look like that,it was for a party. oh yeah,YOUR A FAT WHORE...this is getting good,keep up the good work;)-Yeah Mr. AngelVoid,is that your 'gamer' name? Keep spinning your funky house music and i'll play my hardcore=) I heard you started spinning funky hosue music after your first time seeing Mark farina on "e", You had the biggest overbite and you were chanting "Play that funky music white boy!" so loud that Mark farina called security and had you escorted out cuz you were sweating on his records and making him nervous. Till this day you pump funky house music so hard that you get that over bite and you start moving you neck like a Pez dispenser and you go-off so hard that the 'Funk-o-meter' explodes(((((boom))))) sending funky vibes so hard into the crowd that that a little girl did liquid so hard her arms got twisted around her neck and she died. After destroying the dance floor you proceeded to play "The house that Jack Built" and demanded the crowd to hold thier arms up to the sky. you stood on the decks like a God and took your shirt off and swung it in the air to watch the girls fight over it like animals. *snaps fingers* spellcheck please.

LordWoon

02-08-2003, 12:38 AM

*wanks*

Dammit Cedwyn, I know you're capable of tearing me a new asshole on here. I wanna see some fi- uh!!!

Your a fat whore. I don't like your ass,so don't flatter yourself

You're such an egocentric prick. What makes you think your opinion would flatter Dajah?

You're one of those people that think everyone on the board is afraid of you cuz your a gamer and you must do "role" playing,I heard your D&D nick was 'Lord Claw"-your 12 sided-dice ca't get you outa this one...in the 'real'

Your powers of intuition are- no, wait, you're clearly too fucking stupid to understand what I'm trying to say, so let me break it down like this- you know shit about shit, homie- you wouldn't even be able to judge the motivations of a fucking 2 year old.

we have a thing called "99 bananas"-it's real,you can;t download it,we actually hang out in groups in actual rooms and we talk,we dont press 'enter'-when we talk to each-other really drunk,we dont spell check or pull out the Dark Wizard of Morlock card.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Oh, I get it... you're not incredibly stupid, you're just fucking insane. Holy Christ.

you guys keep geeking out

I want you to do me a favor buddy- look up irony. Please.

like its gonna make me look bad or something

As clever as I can ever possibly be I will never be able to outdo you on this one.

and personal attacks will get you nowhere,I'm not Gothic and I know the pic is funny looking,glad ya liked it,i dont even look like that,it was for a party

It's not even about what you look like. You're the one that started that nonsense. No, abrahn, I want you to listen to me very closely: You are a very stupid man. You are, without any doubt, *the* stupidest poster I have ever seen in all of my years on this lovely little board. You are so stupid that I do not believe you are capable of ever truly understanding just how stupid you are. You are so stupid that you have taken the word stupid and transcended it to a whole new level that is far beyond modern mans consciousness.

In short, you are dumb.

YOUR A FAT WHORE

Let me tell you something you contemptable little turd, I've never even met Dajah and already she is one of the sexiest girls I know- that's the beauty of intellect- think about it.

:D

abrahn

02-08-2003, 12:50 AM

Wow! you must be a very powerful character in the 'gamer-world' with that name,where are you on the board hierchy? You talk like she is royalty and you are by FAR the mosy computer savy-uber poster yet! you have displayed uncanny quoting capabilities and such impressive format,lines in stuff,wow! You have sent me straight to the "Isle of the thorn goblins" you pulled the "Post of damnation" card*spell check* pahleez:eek;)

LordWoon

02-08-2003, 01:11 AM

Where do you keep getting all this "gamer" stuff, anyway, I wonder? Is this part of that whole "projection" thing I mentioned earlier, or what? You seem awfully well versed...

And yes, I do type in "impressive" format lines, don't I? Are you beyond appreciating the humor in your retaliation of *our* attacks to your lack of intelligence, by attacking our display of it? I do (be quiet Cedwyn! I can hear you snickering!)

A battle of wits with an unarmed opponent is hardly satisfying.

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02-08-2003, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by abrahn
eye ceep putting gramer ererz on perpus and you guys keep geeking out and quoting and correcting like its gonna make me look bad or something,it only shows how much of a 'gamer' you are...and personal attacks will get you nowhere,I'm not Gothic and I know the pic is funny looking,glad ya liked it,i dont even look like that,it was for a party. oh yeah,YOUR A FAT WHORE...this is getting good,keep up the good work;)-

Ooooooooooh! All this time you've just been pretending to be an idiot! Even before I bothered making fun of you! Wow! Thanks for pointing that out, I really needed that reality check from you.
:rolleyes:
By the way, have you noticed that no one around here has any idea what the fuck you are talking about?
No?
Didn't think so.

Yeah Mr. AngelVoid,is that your 'gamer' name? Keep spinning your funky house music and i'll play my hardcore=) I heard you started spinning funky hosue music after your first time seeing Mark farina on "e", You had the biggest overbite and you were chanting "Play that funky music white boy!" so loud that Mark farina called security and had you escorted out cuz you were sweating on his records and making him nervous. Till this day you pump funky house music so hard that you get that over bite and you start moving you neck like a Pez dispenser and you go-off so hard that the 'Funk-o-meter' explodes(((((boom))))) sending funky vibes so hard into the crowd that that a little girl did liquid so hard her arms got twisted around her neck and she died. After destroying the dance floor you proceeded to play "The house that Jack Built" and demanded the crowd to hold thier arms up to the sky. you stood on the decks like a God and took your shirt off and swung it in the air to watch the girls fight over it like animals. *snaps fingers* spellcheck please.

*snicker*
Please see Hank's post above.
Oh yeah, and HexRei is hotter than you and wittier than you could ever be on your best day. Nice try though.

http://largeruniverse.com/whe/whemoticons/ok.gif

Cedwyn

02-08-2003, 12:19 PM

why, lordwoon, you impetuous little man! ;)

*dons sultry librarian costume*

a new asshole, eh? but you've already corrected all your typos (you really didn't have that many in the first place; i was mostly referring to other peoples' posts) - there's not much left. besides, i'm trying not to be a full-on bitch (i didn't even quote a particularly incriminating passage) but since you asked so nicely (cheeky little monkey : p ), i decided to mention a few points i was going to overlook...

you *did* end a sentence in a preposition. naughty naughty! *taps ruler on palm*

and as for your statement "The only relation is that they're both essential for proper English," I couldn't have made my point (about the two being functionally conjoined) better, myself, thank you!

and speaking of naughty, if "knottygirl" is a play on words, but the word being played isn't "naughty," then what is it? plays on words usually rely on the juxtaposition of two words, i.e. homophones, or words whose meanings can be changed with a small alteration (e.g., scott adams' classic, "induhviduals").

knotty is used in its proper syntax as a descriptor, so the play isn't there. if it's all about the hair, that's just a reference, not word play. so, pray tell, what word is the foil to "knotty" in this case?

*gives the globe a spin, winks mischeviously and saunters off*

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02-08-2003, 12:56 PM

I didn't say that the word play wasn't "knotty." Of course it's a reference to the word "naughty." The point was that he didn't understand the choice of the word "knotty" in lieu of "naughty" in the first place, and should not have been implying that I'm a whore.

And as far as "incriminating passages goes:" You already did actually nitpick that, and I already responded to it! I'm far from a grammar nazi, yo. If you are capable of forming a reasonably intelligent post, there's no need to nitpick small grammar issues (which are likely typos instead of conscious misusages anyhow.) However- if you are a blundering idiot who's calling me a whore, you'd damn well better expect me to capitalize on your stupidity.

I think that the ability to form basic sentences is important. I could give a fuck about ending a sentence with a preposition- I think it's a rather small indicator when it comes to over-all intelligence. I would much rather see more people able to coherently express themselves in writing as a whole. (Such as being able to identify a run-on sentence, make basic analogies, and attempt to spell/use very common words correctly) And I don't even bother nitpicking all those things all the time. (I'm no Balloon Kitten, thankyouverymuch.) But there are a handful of people on this board that are unable to form even the most basic sentences- and I resent the notion that because I make typos, it somehow lumps me into the same category of ineptitude as them.

Being able to write a few legible sentences in a manner that makes sense should be a basic skill, and all people over the age of 11 should know how to do it. The fact that some people still can't figure it out, even when they have an unlimited amount of time to type their post simply baffles me. That's all I'm saying. And you can play devil's advocate on the issue all you want, but I know you get the point, because you are not an idiot.

:rolleyes:

Cedwyn

02-08-2003, 02:48 PM

ummmm...my entire last post was addressed to lord woon, since he asked so nicely and at one point had said "She said it was a PLAY ON WORDS, hoser!!!"

abrahn

02-08-2003, 02:51 PM

I have a whole script that shows that you(Knotty Girl) Instigated this whole thing. I started an innocent post hoping to let people vent thier 'taboo's'and you riuned it by being a BITCH- why could' nt you just be nice? You started this -thread war- and if you think you can go around and bully people on the net,well you will find someone like me that has all the time in the world and does'nt care about proper-posting etiquette or your feelings. It only shows that you're<-----an insecure person that makes yourself feel better by putting other people down-you must have self esteem issues. I dont understand why people insist on being fuckers on the board? I am always nice and I dont nit-pick and harp,on others unless they start shit,like you...quit being a fuckin bitch-you can play a cowgirl on the board,but in real life you just a ranchers daughter! You really dont understand my plight at all,my resume has perfect grammar usage,punctuation and is flawless,this is'nt the real world and I'm not applying for a job so keep your teaching antics in the class room. I got A's in english class...now pahleez quit playing "the victim" and do something nice for once. People like you act like this board is a dictatorship,whats the point of freedom of speach if you're<-----always opening your mouth and leaving a pungent stench for the next person,who might actually agree with me. Why make this a hierchy? Why un- called for,your attitude obviously displays of childhood trauma or abuse. When you try to ostracize others,your only showing your weakness. Your weakness is Vanity,it shows through on allot of post's. Stop lashing out on others and get a spine!;) And Jesus Christ,all of those that think that "writing a sentence" shows character of a person ,well,your totally wrong,this is why writers,ceo's,magazine's have editors,and secetary's not even the President can write a sentence correctly-did you ever notice that RockStars dont even proof read thier own writing,it's tottally irrelavent and you need to go on a gameshow where you can duke it out and out-geek your oppenent. Get a fuckin clue! Sounds like a secetary battle in here...go to the secetary olympics.

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02-08-2003, 03:57 PM

I'm so impressed. :rolleyes:
This topic was completely asinine and pointless on several different levels, and I already explained why in great detail. Don't try and act like I just jumped your shit for no reason, with no explaination.

And what makes you think this is about some internet hierarchy? I point out just as many obviously stupid things in the real world as I do on the internet. And as far as me being vain/insecure/abused as a child: Bitch, please! Calling you an idiot doesn't mean I'm cocky, over-compensating for something, or lashing out because I was abused as a kid. It just means I think you're an idiot, all by yourself, based on your own words. It has no bearing on my own vanity. There are millions of people in this world that are smarter and more culturally enriched than I am... but that doesn't make you one of them!

(By the way, what makes a person more insecure: Attacking the intellegence of someone's writing, or calling said person a whore for pointing out the obvious? ? ?)

Hmmmmmm...
*finger to chin*

Originally posted by abrahn
And Jesus Christ,all of those that think that "writing a sentence" shows character of a person ,well,your totally wrong,this is why writers,ceo's,magazine's have editors,and secetary's not even the President can write a sentence correctly-

And I would call them idiots as well.
:)

LordWoon

02-08-2003, 09:55 PM

Cedwyn: Is it wrong that your reply totally turned me on? ;)

rowrrrr............

zorica

02-09-2003, 04:10 PM

so i must have rolled my eyes like a billion times. seriously, it's not that big of a deal. just let it go.

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02-09-2003, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by zorica
so i must have rolled my eyes like a billion times. seriously, it's not that big of a deal. just let it go.

This thread was at the bottom of the page until you bumped it.
:rolleyes:

abrahn

02-10-2003, 05:41 PM

Quote that;)

tallcan

02-10-2003, 07:06 PM

oh god.

Cain

02-10-2003, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by abrahn
Quote that;)

I am the angel of death.....and tonight you are coming with me!
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/monsters36.gif

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02-10-2003, 09:06 PM

yay for stupid animated gifs spamming threads where they have no point!

:rolleyes:

Cain

02-11-2003, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by KnottyGirl
yay for stupid animated gifs spamming threads where they have no point!

:rolleyes:

most of your posts are stupid and have no point, you dont here anyone else complain, do you? in addition to that, you are gradually becoming an annoying pain in my ass........
So, with that in mind, shut your stinking doughnut-hole and vanish; little miss daisy wanna be nwtekno moderator
and Oh yeah....I'm not abrahn, so think twice before flaming me, see ya!!

Star_Dancer

02-11-2003, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by Cain

most of your posts are stupid and have no point, you dont here anyone else complain, do you? in addition to that, you are gradually becoming an annoying pain in my ass........
So, with that in mind, shut your stinking doughnut-hole and vanish; little miss daisy wanna be nwtekno moderator
and Oh yeah....I'm not abrahn, so think twice before flaming me, see ya!!

Actually aren't you bitching about her posts? I see a lot of people bitching about what she says... and mostly it's the people she points out the stupidity in or insults.

Like she said above. Pointing out your shortcommings don't make her a bad person.

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02-11-2003, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by Cain

most of your posts are stupid and have no point, you dont here anyone else complain, do you?

Actually, I do HEAR people complain. They're just all morons who can't follow basic logic, so I don't really give a shit. :)

in addition to that, you are gradually becoming an annoying pain in my ass........

Gradually?
Jesus, I thought I had been doing a good job of consistently flaming your stupid ass for at least the last 3 months. You're a quick one, aren't ya?!

So, with that in mind, shut your stinking doughnut-hole and vanish; little miss daisy wanna be nwtekno moderator

Well, if you can't moderate your own idiocy, then I will be obligated to try and moderate it for you. You'll notice that I'm not the only one who's pointed out your social ineptitude since you started cursing us with your presence.

and Oh yeah....I'm not abrahn, so think twice before flaming me, see ya!!

Damn it! In that case, I take it all back.
All this time I thought that you and abrahn were one in the same moron!

*dies laughing*
Oh sweet catharsis, where have you been all my life?

Cedwyn

02-12-2003, 10:19 AM

awwww, jesus h. christ.

i'd say "back on topic, please" but that was kind of a weak suit to begin with, so i'll just torment lordwoon with the knowledge that garter belts hide very well underneath all manner of clothing...

;)

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02-12-2003, 10:34 AM

huh?

Cedwyn

02-12-2003, 01:58 PM

"weak suit" is a term from the card game bridge. if you have lots of, say, spades, spades is your strong suit. if you had only one or two of them, it would be your weak suit and you would be looking to your partner for cover with them.

LordWoon

02-12-2003, 02:01 PM

i'd say "back on topic, please" but that was kind of a weak suit to begin with, so i'll just torment lordwoon with the knowledge that garter belts hide very well underneath all manner of clothing...

:eek:

Cedwyn

02-12-2003, 02:07 PM

*titter*

pdxsoldier

02-12-2003, 02:09 PM

my mom plays bridge, so does my grandma

TurntableTruth

02-12-2003, 02:11 PM

ive never hated anyone on this board till now.

pdxsoldier

02-12-2003, 02:15 PM

my grandma might hate you as well

Cain

02-12-2003, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by KnottyGirl

Actually, I do HEAR people complain. They're just all morons who can't follow basic logic, so I don't really give a shit. :)

How pathetic. This one doesn't deserve a response

Gradually?
Jesus, I thought I had been doing a good job of consistently flaming your stupid ass for at least the last 3 months. You're a quick one, aren't ya?!

I'll entertain this one. The key phrase here is *thought i had been doing a good job*. How the fuck can you lay a claim for flaming me the last 3 months, when your existence is but a piece of dirt on the bottom of my boots? In layman's terms, you mean absolutely Nothing to me. I do not know you, neither do I ever want to know you. So quit flattering yourself and fabricating nonsense to impress your online buddies. Fuckhead

Well, if you can't moderate your own idiocy, then I will be obligated to try and moderate it for you. You'll notice that I'm not the only one who's pointed out your social ineptitude since you started cursing us with your presence.

It must be a big challenge for you to moderate someone's idiocy when you are a complete and utter idiot yourself. How much do you normally struggle to develop sufficient brain capacity for something like that? And what the fuck do my social abilities have to do with anything on this board? You dumb cluck. Is your reality so clouded, that you can't distinguish between the internet and real life? Perhaps you have some sort of a nasty delusion that social elegance is measured by the annual number of posts on nwtekno? You should only be obligated to have your head examined.

Damn it! In that case, I take it all back.
All this time I thought that you and abrahn were one in the same moron!

Oh sweet catharsis, where have you been all my life?

As far away from your miserable presence as humanly possible. Oh, forgive my idiocy. That was probably a rhetorical question, wasn't it? Dajah (or whatever the fuck), Ph.D in Semantics. Please don't give up your day job to be a board nazi (that is if you are even employed).

:rolleyes:

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02-12-2003, 07:29 PM

You have no idea how much fun this is for me.

Originally posted by Cain
In layman's terms, you mean absolutely Nothing to me. I do not know you, neither do I ever want to know you. So quit flattering yourself and fabricating nonsense to impress your online buddies. Fuckhead
Funny that you say I mean absolutely nothing to you when you continue to humor my half-assed flames with such attempts at cruel wit.
You are just another moron for me to point and laugh at. Get over yourself already.

It must be a big challenge for you to moderate someone's idiocy when you are a complete and utter idiot yourself.
Well, technically, the Jury's still out on that one.

How much do you normally struggle to develop sufficient brain capacity for something like that?
I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I'm way to st00pid to comprehend your advanced logic.

And what the fuck do my social abilities have to do with anything on this board? Is your reality so clouded, that you can't distinguish between the internet and real life? Perhaps you have some sort of a nasty delusion that social elegance is measured by the annual number of posts on nwtekno? You should only be obligated to have your head examined.
They have quite a lot to do with this board, and all online-message mediums. If you suck at talking to people online, just imagine how badly you must suck in person when you don't have an unlimmited amount of time to construct an intelligent response! It makes perfect sense, actually. And I could give a shit about post count. I'm at about 2 posts per day right now anyway, so I don't even know why you said that.

Please don't give up your day job to be a board nazi
I would never bother devoting so much valuable time to a pissant like you. This takes mere seconds of my life, and the payoff is how hard I get to laugh. I cannot believe how seriously you take me.

Ciao!

LordWoon

02-12-2003, 07:31 PM

*holds hands over all the flames to keep warm*

:D

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02-12-2003, 07:34 PM

*kicks Hank's ass right into the fire*

:D

LordWoon

02-12-2003, 07:37 PM

One of dese days- straight to da moon!!!

*shakes fist*

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02-12-2003, 07:39 PM

Don't make promises you can't keep.

Cain

02-12-2003, 08:02 PM

what a snappy come-back....
you can't be such a degenerate, can you?
none of your replies pertained to what i said.
what valuable time are you referring to, when your entire day is spent on pointlessly monitoring this board?
your wit is obviosuly lacking, and you have some deeply rooted issues which require professional help.
it's time to let the resentments go sweetheart. It's not your father's fault that you turned out to be dumb as a doorknob.
its not your mom's fault that you are a lost cause.
Stop blaming the world for your flaws. Accept reality and run with it.
Oh ya, cut your losses and fuck off until you can generate a coherent response. The rest of your posts will be ignored, so type away luv.