Taurus B-Day Party - The Complete Art of Breaking (MoMo) - 5/3/03

[RNA]

I know it early to be posting this, but hey....
A Joint Venture Productions (in association with GreenAcres Productions) Proudly Presents:

The Complete Art of Breaking

A Taurus Blow-Out Birthday Bash and Anniversary Celebration

Featuring the stylin' sounds of:

James Capricorn - SpaceshipGaia/GreenAcres Prod.
Fusing drunken boxing technique with good old down-home funk to take it to the next level (possibly the mezzanine)

DJ RNA - A Joint Venture Productions/GreenAcres Prod.
Reaching deep into the crate to pull out all the old-skool funky party breaks

DJ noW - A Joint Venture Productions (SEA)
Following up his recent demo release of Anonymous Funk with some actual, non-anonymous funky house music


Where, you ask?

MoMo (Bar Maximo)
10th & Yamhill
21+ w/ID only please

When?

Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 9 p.m. til close

Why?

Cause


So come join us in libations and indiscrtions (or just get drunk and get down!)

Sponsored in part by:
http://www.chickenhead.com/bannertown/images/cereal.gif

[GreenAcresProd]

Alright...the newly-confirmed "Special Guest DJ" from the GreenAcres Production Crew is...

James Capricorn - Spaceshipgaia/GreenAcres Prod. - PDX

Throwin' down some craziness as always...

And a note: this night is dedicated to Tauruses...who respect most, above all things, THA FUNK. So be prepared to hear some of the funkiest sheeyott this side of the Willamette.

More to come...

[RNA]

As GAP said, more to come.......

All DJ's will be throwin' down on THREE

count 'em THREE turntables. We are going to abandon the normal DJ booth for this night and come rock it down in the front window on 3 turntables so we can get groovy wit'chayall on tha dance floor.

Still a while away, but we're already gerain' up to bring the rukkus...

[G.A.P.]

bust out yer overall's, the sheep's gonna hit the hay pile!

[DJflutterby]

Originally posted by RNA
We are going to abandon the normal DJ booth for this night and come rock it down in the front window on 3 ...

:D

[WerdUp]

How much for this shidig???

[RNA]

$5 (sliding scale) - And that will include some special treats. $0 if you show up before 10pm.

[RNA]

$5 (sliding scale) - And that will include some special treats. $0 if you show up before 10pm.
Tauruses w/ID get in free (happy birthday!)

[djpowers]

Really lookin forward to this one....Joint Venture never fails to lay it down thick!

--Powers

[GreenAcresProd]

B to the UMP

[Tasty]

Originally posted by RNA
$5 (sliding scale) - And that will include some special treats. $0 if you show up before 10pm.
Tauruses w/ID get in free (happy birthday!)

YIPPEEE!!!! Yay for us Taurus'! Wonders if Brownie is gonna make it out? Is Manoj there????

[noW]

Finally get to throw down some records with Capricorn. Excited to play with portlands' premere djs. Remember times THREE!!!! not 2 or not 1 but three turntables. Well, hope to see everybody there.

http://www.gildemeister-usa.com/design%20images/livestock-show.jpg
This would be perfect for you greenacre crews next show! Hell we might as well just put Don's birthday bash on the poster! :)
peace!

[G.A. Production]

What a great idea. You can use the third turntable to play farm animal sounds over a house set. Yee haw!

[James Capricorn]

Oh Yeah.

Make some, break some.

We're gonna poud it out....

[RNA]

3 Turntables = Menage-a-trois on the decks...

[funky soul]

I am gonna have to break some shit in an artistic way for this show! Bump! baby! BUMP!!!

[Charlie Deep]

Sounds like a good time.

[RNA]

Chuck, you should know, my mom is already broken in...

I took her to the workshop your mom put on last week titled:
"Defining Your Role as a DJ Groupie/Sex-Toy Amongst Your Son's Peers and Avoiding Undue Emotional Stress When You are Caught in Bed With Them"

it was a follow-up to the prior week's:

"Smoking Crack, Whoring, and Videotape - How to Bond With Your Son"

[GreenAcresProd]

Own the Series:

http://www.gungfu.com/pics_general/pics-books-videos/9246.jpg
and the Complete Art of Mullets...
http://www.gungfu.com/pics_general/pics-books-videos/9141.jpg

Read up, then come on down and wreck shit!

[funky soul]

That Benny, the Jet, dude totally looks like your mom!

[RNA]

Originally posted by funky soul
That Benny, the Jet, dude totally looks like your mom!

Yeah... she's been going to your hairdresser. Like it?

[GreenAcresProd]

http://www.pixeleye.de/images/wallpaper/bruce-lee-small.gif

[funky soul]

Originally posted by GreenAcresProd
http://www.pixeleye.de/images/wallpaper/bruce-lee-small.gif
ooh~ cewl~ I am scared now...

[James Capricorn]

Bumping this back to the tizzay

[G.A. Production]

http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/dog-iowa.JPG

[GreenAcresProd]

http://www.porkgravy.com/images/mobile-home-slant.jpg

[Tasty]

Damn it's going to be hard keeping up w/ the Jones, specially when I'm stuck on da 5 freeway!!!

http://www.porkgravy.com/images/mobile-home-roadside.jpg

YEEHAW! Corn Nuts are good. Guacamole is even better.

[RNA]

http://www.bulkfoods.com/pictures/1335_Corn_Nuts.gif

Mmmmmmm....

[Tasty]

http://www.lafondasantafe.com/graphics/Guacamole_op2.jpg MMMMMMMM Tasty!

[GreenAcresProd]

http://www.easycook.com/kimages/veggie_snack_02.jpg

Oh my Tasty, that does look tasty!

[RNA]

Hiiiiiiii-Yah!

http://www.bigislandtoys.com/samurai.jpg

[James Capricorn]

http://www.spaceshipgaia.org/graphics/sglogo.jpg

[funky soul]

http://www.soundclick.com/images/alcoholicwhitetrash.jpg

Yeah!!! TEQUILA~

[noW]

Party over here.

http://i.abcnews.com/media/WNT/images/abc_trailer_021107_nh.jpg

[electrokid]

a little bump for the eugene kids...

and that portland kid too!

[GreenAcresProd]

Mmmmmmmm...young turkey...mmmmmmmmm

http://www.metropolismag.com/images/images_1298/de98mo4.gif

[James Capricorn]

ShaPow!

[GreenAcresProd]

We're gonna have a gen-you-wine ho-down folks... just take a look at the last barn-dance we threw:

http://homepages.apci.net/~drdeyne/images/keetrash.jpg

Don't Charlie's mom just look dee-vine out there on the dancin' floor?

Get yer shit-kickers on and come on down!!

[RNA]

http://www.chickenhead.com/bannertown/images/cokedealercom.gif

[James Capricorn]

How come we always have to make funof Charlies mom?

Just because its soooo easy, doesn't mean we should, don't you think?

[G.A.P.]

Saturday, at momo's, and it's not even the fourth of July

[funky soul]

Happy Birthday to Rna! His actual birthday today everybody!
Peace
-W

[Nibler]

Happy birthday Don!

[James Capricorn]

http://www.1stinflowers.com/PID3eaec3ec01ad/pics/cakes/birthdaycake.jpg

[RNA]

Thanks guys! I am having a pretty happy birthday so far. We'll see how the rest of my workday goes though.

Just got back from LA and am all fired up to ghett down this Saturday!!!

Plus, Won has claimed that he will get naked if you buy him enough tequila shots!

[Professor Stone]

Hippo birde two ewe
hippo birde two ewe
you smell like Gorilla
and you dress like one too!
Hippo birde Don!
You must be old as fuck now!
I will have to spank you for every year you didnt groom yourself!
See you at the party!
BEWARE! ( TUACA!)

[RNA]

mmmmmmm....spankings! From Jesus even!

[funky soul]

Originally posted by RNA
Thanks guys! I am having a pretty happy birthday so far. We'll see how the rest of my workday goes though.

Just got back from LA and am all fired up to ghett down this Saturday!!!

Plus, Won has claimed that he will get naked if you buy him enough tequila shots!

Oh, I don't think so, you are confusing me with Charlie. It was Charlie who said that.

-W

[GreenAcresProd]

Actually, I guess it is easy to mistake you two, now that I think about it.... I'll let someone else be the judge:

http://users.pandora.be/tiete/anner/rd/zrek9.jpg

maybe we should open a poll?

[Charlie Deep]

I don't drink tequila.

[James Capricorn]

Only two more daze. Ka-Boom!
The music i s gonna faze You
Three Turntables, POW!
Whatcha gonna do?

[RNA]

3 Turntables (and possibly a micorphone):

http://www.eonet.ne.jp/~tw-s/item/turntable.gif

bling

[RNA]

What Would Jesus Do? He'd bump this shit.

What Would Big Jesus Do? He'd probably bump this shit too.

http://www.gumey.com/alaplaya/images/jesus.jpg

(I'm going to hell for this one)

[Charlie Deep]

That is funny.

[maxxpower23]

There is another Taurus Party on Friday May 9th. It's the first of twelve zodiac parties. The thread is at:

http://nwtekno.org/vb/showthread.php?threadid=53835

Check it out.
-caleb-

[GreenAcresProd]

pmub

[funky soul]

One day away... I can't wait to get the b-day boy wasted! Must get Don wasted...B-day boy must get wasted... ummmmm I see tequlia shots...ohhh....I see don drinking them all....now i see him over the...

http://www.pressenter.com/~marshaha/ toilet.jpg

hells yeah...you are going down boy!~

[Nibler]

This is craziness!

[RNA]

Originally posted by Nibler
This is craziness!

No shit....just wait until Saturday night!

It seriously going to be a mencace to sobriety:

http://www.ispep.cx/files/party.jpg

[weedeater]

Plus, Won has claimed that he will get naked if you buy him enough tequila shots! won mok?

[RNA]

Yup...the one-and-only

[djpowers]

Originally posted by RNA


No shit....just wait until Saturday night!

It seriously going to be a mencace to sobriety:

http://www.ispep.cx/files/party.jpg


Don that picture is horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy birthday and can't wait to kick it with the crew again. Been too long!! Having tequila nightmares already.

[GreenAcresProd]

Thumbs up to:

tequila shots

sheep and other various livestock

birthday cake

your mom

dancing on pool-tables

James' mom

crab-cakes

Tauruses

This birthday party....

GreenAcres and JointVenture are about to put on a show you won't forget until you wake up on Sunday in some strange place (or on some strange planet) and say "what happened?"

Hope to see you all there. Look for me. Here's what I'll be wearing:
http://www.chicagoacupuncture.com/red_guy.jpg

[GreenAcres&Ham]

I hope there is enough egg-nogg to go around tonight. By the looks of that picture above, I have a hankerin for some tasty egg-nog and Kentucky Bourbon. Thats how we do it out on the Green Acres!
Naw Mean?

[djfelon]

Looks like the only thing you need for this party is some DnB hala felon420@msn.com ....PEACE....