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ZupanGOD
03-19-2003, 02:52 PM
http://www.theolympian.com/home/news/20030319/frontpage/23705.shtml
frggystyl
03-19-2003, 03:01 PM
Hahahaha

At least he didn't get into too trouble!
Mike S
03-19-2003, 03:01 PM
*Like Duuude.. I was soooo stoned*

Once again just so I can say it outloud and fucking laugh. This pinnacle of human evolution (and most likely a registered democrat) is protesting the war because he says Bush is an idiot and he thinks he knows a better way to deal with Saddam.

Excuse me while I piss myself laughing.


MS
seattle science
03-19-2003, 03:10 PM
The best part is that he didn't have the key to the locks he used.
EviLreD
03-19-2003, 03:24 PM
i feel sorta bad for the guy....

sorta
Kosmicdog
03-19-2003, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by seattle science
The best part is that he didn't have the key to the locks he used.

when you chain yourself to something in protest, you don't keep the key on your person.

duh.
frggystyl
03-19-2003, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by Kosmicdog


when you chain yourself to something in protest, you don't keep the key on your person.

duh.

true... however the keys might have come in handy when he noticed that he was at the wrong place. If *I* were ever to chain myself to something in protest, I think I would take the keys, just in case something like this happened (I'm geographically retarded). Once I was 100% sure I was ready set to go... I'd then give the keys to an accomplice. Or just chuck 'em down a sewer drain.

Call me crazy.
texas chainsaw mascara
03-19-2003, 03:48 PM
hahahahahahaha

what a dumbass.
EviLreD
03-19-2003, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by frggystyl


true... however the keys might have come in handy when he noticed that he was at the wrong place. If *I* were ever to chain myself to something in protest, I think I would take the keys, just in case something like this happened (I'm geographically retarded). Once I was 100% sure I was ready set to go... I'd then give the keys to an accomplice. Or just chuck 'em down a sewer drain.

Call me crazy.
actually, according to the "protester's handbook" you're supposed to eat them. That way they're not on your person, but just in case everyone goes away and you are left alone by yourself for days with no food or water, eventually you'd be able to get the key back. ;)
Kosmicdog
03-19-2003, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by EviLreD

actually, according to the "protester's handbook" you're supposed to eat them. That way they're not on your person, but just in case everyone goes away and you are left alone by yourself for days with no food or water, eventually you'd be able to get the key back. ;)

I think Id bag up and swallow some oxycontins along with the keys, to deal with the pain of my bleeding rectum.
seattle science
03-19-2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Kosmicdog


when you chain yourself to something in protest, you don't keep the key on your person.

duh.


when you chain yourself to something in protest, you don't chain yourself to the wrong thing.

duh.
EviLreD
03-19-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Kosmicdog


I think Id bag up and swallow some oxycontins along with the keys, to deal with the pain of my bleeding rectum.
Proof that Sondr is so tight-assed he couldn't even pass a 1.2" padlock key.
Roddimus
03-19-2003, 04:52 PM
BWAHAHAHA!!!
Oh my fucking god!
What an tard.
Only in Olympia...
Kosmicdog
03-19-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by EviLreD

Proof that Sondr is so tight-assed he couldn't even pass a 1.2" padlock key.

word, I have trouble with corn kernals.
Kosmicdog
03-19-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by seattle science



when you chain yourself to something in protest, you don't chain yourself to the wrong thing.

duh.

I'm not the dumb hippy that chained myself to the wrong thing.

duh.
seattle science
03-19-2003, 06:52 PM
If you're mentally handicapped to the point where you chain yourself to the wrong object, at least bring a spare key.

duh.
ZupanGOD
03-19-2003, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by EviLreD

actually, according to the "protester's handbook" you're supposed to eat them. That way they're not on your person, but just in case everyone goes away and you are left alone by yourself for days with no food or water, eventually you'd be able to get the key back. ;)

Haha.. that was great! I'm crying with laughter!


Take care,
Jason
Kosmicdog
03-19-2003, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by seattle science
If you're mentally handicapped to the point where you chain yourself to the wrong object, at least bring a spare key.

duh.

If you are mentally handicapped enough to to chain yourself to the wrong thing, than you are doing us all a service when you forget your "spare key".

duh.
EviLreD
03-20-2003, 12:28 PM
Second times the charm!

http://www.theolympian.com/home/news/20030320/extra/24686.shtml
frggystyl
03-20-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by EviLreD
Second times the charm!

http://www.theolympian.com/home/news/20030320/extra/24686.shtml

LMFAO

*phew*

ty:D
ZupanGOD
03-20-2003, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by EviLreD
Second times the charm!

http://www.theolympian.com/home/news/20030320/extra/24686.shtml

haha.. alright he got it right this time. <G>

Thanks for the update RED!

haha
Meghann C
03-20-2003, 08:06 PM
i saw a cartoon the other day that had an emanciated hippy sitting on a street corner holding a sign that said "Will Protest for Food."

That article remined me of it.