HexRei
03-25-2003, 04:52 PM
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=57356
Details are sketchy. But a source familiar with the plan says Iraq "is going to be divvied up like the cake at a child's birthday party.
"Every American will be deeded a small, postage stamp-sized plot of Iraqi soil as a memento of our victory," the insider confided to reporters in Washington.
"And thousands of Americans, those with the best contacts in Congress and the White House, will get larger, vegetable garden-sized plots.
"If by luck your deeded plot is in the vicinity of an oil well, you and your descendants will rake in a share of profits until the well runs dry.
I can't wait to get my piece! ;)
Details are sketchy. But a source familiar with the plan says Iraq "is going to be divvied up like the cake at a child's birthday party.
"Every American will be deeded a small, postage stamp-sized plot of Iraqi soil as a memento of our victory," the insider confided to reporters in Washington.
"And thousands of Americans, those with the best contacts in Congress and the White House, will get larger, vegetable garden-sized plots.
"If by luck your deeded plot is in the vicinity of an oil well, you and your descendants will rake in a share of profits until the well runs dry.
I can't wait to get my piece! ;)