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HexRei
03-25-2003, 04:52 PM
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=57356


Details are sketchy. But a source familiar with the plan says Iraq "is going to be divvied up like the cake at a child's birthday party.

"Every American will be deeded a small, postage stamp-sized plot of Iraqi soil as a memento of our victory," the insider confided to reporters in Washington.

"And thousands of Americans, those with the best contacts in Congress and the White House, will get larger, vegetable garden-sized plots.

"If by luck your deeded plot is in the vicinity of an oil well, you and your descendants will rake in a share of profits until the well runs dry.

I can't wait to get my piece! ;)

ZupanGOD
03-25-2003, 06:11 PM
Hmm.. can I donate my piece to charity?

Mike S
03-25-2003, 06:15 PM
Hey this is great!! Ya know whats better is all the anti war people wont want theres so we can have theirs too!!

such a deal - such a deal.

MS

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03-26-2003, 08:26 AM
"There's one other perk that's sure to be distributed after the war, says the source, but it's highly unlikely anybody in Washington or the military will ever admit it.

If you want an Iraqi woman, just claim her," the source explains

Loot Iraq! & take their women -!!! whowieee...!
fuck yeah, Im going to get me some Iraqi squaw's.

*spits*

Carley
03-26-2003, 09:06 AM
Suuuuuwee! Now that's a groaner ;)

booboo69
03-26-2003, 11:13 AM
Yay! I'll finally be able to build my dream sandcastle. :D