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Mirko
06-04-2003, 10:41 AM
U.S. brothel offers free sex to returning troops
Tue Jun 3, 3:30 PM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Talk about what you can do for your country! -- In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq (news - web sites) war.

The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 percent discounts on sex to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday.

Hof hit on his unique gesture for honoring U.S. troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centerfold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines.

"We were receiving about 20 letters a day," Hof said. "We thought, when these guys are done we'll do something special for them."

The first 50 servicemen and women through the door will receive a sexy knockoff of their military-issued "TA-50" kits of personal hygiene items. Instead of toothbrushes and soap, Hof's kits contain condoms, lubricant, an adult magazine and a certificate for free sex.

Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 (31,000 pounds) -- a worthy sacrifice, he said.

"We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen," he said. "If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but ... we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?"

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20030603/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_brothel

bungle bliss
06-04-2003, 09:08 PM
I read that thirteen men and two WOMEN have shown up so far to claim their prize.

Moonlite only has female escorts, at least I did't see any males working there on the HBO Documentary about it.

Which means-

GAY WOMEN ARE INFILTRATING OUR MILITARY!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Mirko
06-04-2003, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by bungle bliss
GAY WOMEN ARE INFILTRATING OUR MILITARY!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(if so, it means they could get discharged)

Either that, or the servicewomen just really wanted the free condoms, lube, and naughty magazine.

(edited to be slightly less stupid)