Fairchild @ Holocene Sept 26th

[Nibler]

Starting September 26th, Fairchild will go from a bi-monthly event, to a weekly Friday night event held at Holocene. The focus of the night is to explore and celebrate all forms of house music. Deep, San Fran, tech, progressive, funky, disco, Chicago, you name it. If it's house, it's here.

The next episode takes place Friday September 26th and features tours into an exceptional variety of house including several styles of tech, deep, and Chicago.

Your guides will be:
Davebot (Starbass)
Tasty (Greenhouse Productions)
RNA (Joint Venture)
Marc Madina (Deeper)
D-Lyte (Renegade Rhythms)
James Capricorn (Spaceship Gaia)

Sit back and chair-dance in the cavernous lounge where the sound isn't too loud, the drinks come to you, and the seating is plenty, then move yourself on over to the equally large performance room and shake it!

Fairchild @ Holocene
Friday September 26th
1001 SE Morrison
9pm - 3am
$4 cover
21+

[RNA]

bump for this.

Excellent House Music
Good Job Jeff!

[DJflutterby]

nice lineup!

[G.A.P.]

Green Acres gonna represent....

[GreenAcresProd]

One time fo yo mind....

Do they allow livestock at Holocene?

[James Capricorn]

Hey RNA! Yo wanna fight? Come on and take a few 'sheep' shots.

[RNA]

Originally posted by James Capricorn
Hey RNA! Yo wanna fight? Come on and take a few 'sheep' shots.

You cannot match my cloven technique!

Sheep shots are your game bro... I keep my shots below the belt.

Maybe we can drink some sheep dip together and resolve our differences.

[G.A.P.]

Let's have some support for a few of portlands most experienced and versatile DJ's!?!

[Charlie Deep]

That this is gonna be a wet and sloppy night!

[RNA]

Originally posted by Charlie Deep
That this is gonna be a wet and sloppy night!

Why? Are you playing records too?

[Charlie Deep]

Originally posted by James Capricorn


I hope he's not. He might show up with his girlfriend. She'll then see me with him (sic) Mom, and It's always awkward when two women you're sleeping with walk into the same room as you, ya know?
James, I'll go across the street to Sassy's to pick up your mom after she gets off work and bring her to the club instead. Then everything will be cool, right?

[Tasty]

UNF!!!!

[Tasty]

LIvestock, and dogs beware.... Green Acres and Cha-Ree are in for a sroppy night of 'sheep' shots, and belt brows, and hot, sroppy, wet nights.

Where?

THE HOLOCENE!

BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[GreenAcresProd]

GreenAcres Reprazent!!!!

All up in dat ass!

[RNA]

Bump for pimps everywhere

[Nibler]

Think we should throw down some hip hop? I hear it's all the rage.

[James Capricorn]

ZING! My first time to Holocene. Things are looking good. RNA will be playing all your favorite Hip-Hop and RNB house remixes. Should be super-sweet!

[RNA]

Originally posted by James Capricorn
ZING! My first time to Holocene. Things are looking good. RNA will be playing all your favorite Hip-Hop and RNB house remixes. Should be super-sweet!

Damn straight... it will open up nicely for your hip-hop and R&B Tech-house remix set....

Should be a bootylicious night!

[Tasty]

Originally posted by Nibler
Think we should throw down some hip hop? I hear it's all the rage.

Yeah! I gotz da Jay-Z/ Beyonce jams, check yo head!!! Hip Hop rocks da clock, ya don't stop! :P

Anyone have any Alice Deejay? I hear she's the hot shit!

[RNA]

Originally posted by Tasty


Yeah! I gotz da Jay-Z/ Beyonce jams, check yo head!!! Hip Hop rocks da clock, ya don't stop! :P

Anyone have any Alice Deejay? I hear she's the hot shit!

Charlie owns the limited-edition-white-label-deep-house remix of "Better off Alone"

(He actually owns two copies, in case one gets a scratch)

[Nibler]

Originally posted by RNA


Charlie owns the limited-edition-white-label-deep-house remix of "Better off Alone"

(He actually owns two copies, in case one gets a scratch)

Um, you know what's funny is that I actually believe that to be true.

So um, like, you guys will NEVER believe who I have coming to play in November!!! DJ SAMMY!!!!!!! I just LOVE that track "heaven". Soooo brilliant, I mean, those vocals are so great!

[Charlie Deep]

Will you guys play songs by Ace of Base, The Real McCoy, Faithless, La Bouche, and Haddaway?

I hope it's gonna be that kinda party.

[RNA]

http://fearthe909.com/funny/topdown.gif

[Tasty]

STOP! Collaborate and listen........

[Nibler]

It's gonna be straight up Night @ The Roxburry at Holocene baby yeaaah!

[Tasty]

Originally posted by Nibler
It's gonna be straight up Night @ The Roxburry at Holocene baby yeaaah!

Oh yeah! We're all gonna -
http://www.cinematter.com/gifs/nar.jpg

Baby don't hurt me! ;)

[RNA]

Originally posted by Tasty
Baby don't hurt me!

Charlie owns 2 copies of that track as well.

[Nibler]

Originally posted by RNA


Charlie owns 2 copies of that track as well.

I bet he could do some sick scratching with that setup!

[RNA]

Originally posted by Nibler


I bet he could do some sick scratching with that setup!

Wha wha wha wha wha what is love...ba ba ba ba ba, baby, baby, baby don't hurt me, hu hu hu hu hu hurt me.....

[Charlie Deep]

Way oh

[James Crapicorn]

What time is James Capricorn playing?

[RNA]

Originally posted by James Crapicorn
What time is James Capricorn playing?

8:30 pm til 9 pm, and then again from 5:30 am til 6 am

[James Crapicorn]

I'm glad he got the peak-hour slots.

[Nibler]

Originally posted by James Crapicorn
What time is James Capricorn playing?

The lineup on the main post is listed in order with everyone playing one hour sets. It starts at 9pm so you "James" will be playing from 2-3.

For everyone's info, I based the order of the lineup on the type of music that each DJ plays and nothing else. I think the order I came up with will result in a very smooth flowing of styles and sounds throughout the night. Since there are so many DJs on this night, no one is "opening" etc. It's just a big music orgy so bring your records and vaseline.

[SuperPornWanSom]

Come on down and listen to one of RNA's fabulous sets. It will be just like his last one, and the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that. So if you've missed out at any of his last 20 or so shows, your in for a treat.

[Charlie Deep]

Originally posted by SuperPornWanSom
Come on down and listen to one of RNA's fabulous sets. It will be just like his last one, and the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that. So if you've missed out at any of his last 20 or so shows, your in for a treat.
Despite having a busy work schedule, Don works hard at providing music for the dancefloors around Portland.

Why do you inject such pointless, flippant remarks into this thread? :confused:

[Tasty]

Originally posted by Nibler

.... big music orgy so bring your records and vaseline.

MMMMMM....http://www.dropsquad.com/records.jpg + http://www.stinkfinger.net/music/drjellyfinger/vaseline.jpg = http://www.nylon.net/nec/pinups/elvgren-tasty-treat.jpg

[Charlie Deep]

Tasty smells like petroleum jelly.

[Tasty]

Cha-REE smells like http://www.loonnews.com/twinkie.jpg and http://www.condomzone.com/groups/93.jpg

[Charlie Deep]

http://www.chi-chinese.co.uk/pics/chifront.jpg
Yo mom cook good food.

[Tasty]

Originally posted by Charlie Deep
http://www.chi-chinese.co.uk/pics/chifront.jpg
Yo mom cook good food.

ummmm... actually it's this one....

http://67.36.169.126/pix/994_1.jpg

last name is choi, not chi..... ;)

[Tasty]

^^^ Seriously.... HUH????

RNA is mos definitely a tasty treat!

[Charlie Deep]

Originally posted by Tasty
last name is choi, not chi..... ;)
Ahhh, me so sorry.

I eat here for lunch today....make your family happy:
http://www.anytimegrinds.com/images/chois.family.restaurant.jpg

[Nibler]

ROFL!!!!!

[Tasty]

your mom makes great bbq, i eat there all the time....

http://transmittal.net/icons/ohskoreanbarbq1.gif

[RNA]

Originally posted by Tasty
your mom tastes great, i eat her all the time....

[Charlie Deep]

Originally posted by RNA
And Charlie and Tasty: You both smell like Chinese food.
That's because I've been hanging out at Tasty's mom's house too much.

[Tasty]

http://www.artz-axentz.com/new_pic/mode_tile/tasty.jpg

[RNA]

Originally posted by Charlie Deep

That's because I've been hanging out at Tasty's mom's house too much.

Top 10 reasons you know you have been hanging out at Tasty's mom's house too much:

10. You smell like Chinese food.
9. You are sore in all the wrong places.
8. You itch all over.
7. Every time someone calls the dog, your mouth waters.
6. Your dreams always involve chop suey in some form.
5. Cockroaches don’t scare you any more.
4. You start reminiscing about Charlie’s mom as “The Good Shit.”
3. All of your underwear has mysteriously disappeared.
2. You have come to find the word “fatburger” has a whole new meaning.
1. Tasty starts calling you “Dad”.

[Tasty]

Originally posted by RNA

...1. Tasty starts calling you “Mom”.

http://www.std.org/~msm/album/smile.jpg
Mammmmmmmmmmm-ma!

[Charlie Deep]

Originally posted by RNA

4. You start reminiscing about Charlie’s mom as “The Good Shit.”

With a mom that looks like this, who can blame them?

Tasty's mom:
http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/img/Uglywoman.jpg
She can cook damn good....I'll give her that much.

[Tasty]

^^^^^ Hey, I didn't hear you complaining the other morning... In fact, if memory serves me correctly, it was more like moaning from you, and my mom!

YA INGRATE!

[Tasty]

Originally posted by Charlie Deep

With looks like this, who can blame you for teasing me?

Me in drag:
http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/img/Uglywoman.jpg
I look like shit in drag, I'll give you that much.

I think this says it all........ :rolleyes:

[James Capricorn]

Originally posted by SuperPornWanSom
Come on down and listen to one of RNA's fabulous sets. It will be just like his last one, and the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that. So if you've missed out at any of his last 20 or so shows, your in for a treat.

RNA plays sick sets. His last set, on Saturday night, was awsome! Just like the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that, too. So, if you've missed any of his last 2 dozen sets, you're bummed, 'cause they keep getting better and better!:D

[Tasty]

http://projects.edtech.sandi.net/grant/insects/images/cockroach.GIF

like these?

[Tasty]

Originally posted by SuperPornWanSom
Come on down and listen to one of RNA's fabulous sets. It will be just like his last one, and the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that. So if you've missed out at any of his last 20 or so shows, your in for a treat.

Ummm... guys, I actually think she means that RNA kicks ass... and if you've missed any of this OG House-ster's sets, you'll be in for a fucking treat......

I think that is intended as giving our esteemed colleague some props.

[davebot]

I mean...jeez. I mean come on...I mean....like...come on! Jeez! Seriously though. Jeez. Come on. jeez. whoa.

Looking forward to this night. All right. Baby.

[RNA]

http://www.brunssum.net/~haijdenh/discjockey.gif

[Tasty]

oh yeah@!!!!!

[Tasty]

come on!!!

This is gonna be tight! I gots some tracks that I'll be breaking out, that ain't on vinyl yet! ;)

You'll like! Believe me, you'll definitely like!! :D

[Nibler]

Can't WAIT to hear these boys play. It's been quite a while since I've heard a few of them, oh, and Davebot, I have a present for you.... something you were supposed to get from me a long time ago but never did... no it's not a kiss :P

[Tasty]

Originally posted by Nibler
,,,,,,,, oh, and Davebot, I have a present for you.... something you were supposed to get from me a long time ago but never did... no it's not a kiss :P

is it this????

http://suekamm.home.mindspring.com/exchanging%20hugs.jpg

Nibler's the thinner, good looking one..... j/k!! ;) LOL!

[Tasty]

or this? :p

http://www.borderbooks.co.uk/graphics/loving.jpg

that is sooo sweet!!! LOL!

[Tasty]

http://www.tatumirage.com/gift.jpg

either way, that's cool!!!

w00t!

[Nibler]

LOL! You'll just have to see for yerself!

[Tasty]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm strangely excited!

[Gamerra]

http://www.proton.co.jp/solution/tetu/banzai.JPG

I rike excitement! :D

[Nibler]

Wake up and shake off that Friday morning hangover... this party starts in only ten hours :)

[Tasty]

http://www.virilityhealth.com/shop/pages/images/productpics/hangover-relief2.jpg



http://www.leeandwolfe.com/pictures/volume03/pxlee70s/groovin.jpg
Damn skippy!! Get ready to getchoo grroooove on!

[Tasty]

BACK TO THE TOP!

[Nibler]

http://www.leeandwolfe.com/pictures/volume03/pxlee70s/groovin.jpg
Damn skippy!! Get ready to getchoo grroooove on! [/B]

How did you find this picture of me?? I was VERY fond of my FisherPrice turn table.

[Tasty]

jeff,

did you figure out which tracks of cuban pete that you would like to use?

i'd like to use tracks 1 & 2.

i thought that you would like to use 3 and 4 as they are very much in your musical stylings....

thoughts? opinions?

[Nibler]

I'm not playing tonight boy!

[Tasty]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
http://www.clas.ufl.edu/users/rogerbb/dunce.jpg

OOOPS! HEHEHEHE..... I should look at the lineup more often, eh?

[Nibler]

I'm just glad you looked at it enough to remember you are on it! ;)

[Tasty]

Originally posted by Nibler


How did you find this picture of me?? I was VERY fond of my FisherPrice turn table.

LOL! I remember my first FisherPrice Turntable!

[Soi]

what a way
what a way
today I start vacation
tonite I make location
when I ask
"wha do you do"
thats not occupation
It's your situation
"mine?...."
"....It's making motion"
currently undertaking
the everlasting grandstanding
poplocker
&
Tha sun will come out
manana
shades on
wake & bake
lambada
so forbidden
Ima have to dance
a la cha cha

cha-right

to that I say

"Yo mama!"



...............speakin of mama's, all you frickin guys are gonna beat tha everlovin spit outta these peoples! Its gonna be dope to see ya'll all spin tha same night!

[Nibler]

Originally posted by Tasty


LOL! I remember my first FisherPrice Turntable!

Oh ya? Well I played the square record that McDonalds used to give out in the 80's of their theme song on it.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/promo1.jpg

Big Mac, Mc Dlt, a Quarter-Pounder with some cheese
Fillet-o-Fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal
Mcnuggets, tasty golden french fries, regular and larger size
And salads, chef or garden, or a chicken salad oriental
Big Big Breakfast, Egg Mcmuffin, hot hotcakes and sausage
Maybe biscuits, bacon, egg and cheese and sausage, danish, hashbrown too
and for dessert hot apple pies and sundaes three varieties
A soft serve cone, three kinds of shakes, and chocolately-chip cookies
And to drink a Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, an orange drink, a Sprite,
A coffee (decaf too) a lowfat milk also an orange juice
I love Mcdonald's good time great taste
And I get this all at one place!
The good time, great taste... of McDonald's...

[James Capricorn]

This looks like fun. I'll try and stop by.

[blu::chris]

Originally posted by Nibler


Oh ya? Well I played the sqaure record that McDonalds used to give out in the 80's of their theme song on it.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/promo1.jpg

Big Mac, Mc Dlt, a Quarter-Pounder with some cheese
Fillet-o-Fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal
Mcnuggets, tasty golden french fries, regular and larger size
And salads, chef or garden, or a chicken salad oriental
Big Big Breakfast, Egg Mcmuffin, hot hotcakes and sausage
Maybe biscuits, bacon, egg and cheese and sausage, danish, hashbrown too
and for dessert hot apple pies and sundaes three varieties
A soft serve cone, three kinds of shakes, and chocolately-chip cookies
And to drink a Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, an orange drink, a Sprite,
A coffee (decaf too) a lowfat milk also an orange juice
I love Mcdonald's good time great taste
And I get this all at one place!
The good time, great taste... of McDonald's...
holy shit jeff, you probably pulled that out of your memory hole
by the way, have you heard of a song called "detachable penis"???

[Nibler]

Originally posted by blu::chris

holy shit jeff, you probably pulled that out of your memory hole
by the way, have you heard of a song called "detachable penis"???


LOL, I woke up this morning, with a bad hangover... and... my penis was missing.... again. this happens all the time... you see... it's detachable.

I think my fav crazy song is "Popular" by Nada Surf. I love the part where he says:

i propose we support a one-month limit on going steady
i think it would keep people more able to deal with weird situations
get to know more people
i think if you're ready to go out with johnny
now's the time to tell him about your one-month limit
he won't mind
he'll appreciate your fresh look on dating
and once you've dated someone else
you can date him again
i'm sure he'll like it, everyone will appreciate it
you're so novel, what a good idea
you can keep your time to yourself, you don't need date insurance
you can go out with whoever you want to
every boy, every boy in the whole world could be yours
if you'll just listen to my plan
the teenage guide (to popularity)

[Tasty]

Originally posted by James Capricorn
This looks like fun. I'll try and stop by.

ummmmm.... aren't you playing?

[James Capricorn]

Originally posted by Tasty


ummmmm.... aren't you playing?

Sure, I'll play!

[Tasty]

Originally posted by James Capricorn


Sure, I'll play!

by jov!!! i think you should!!!!

[James Capricorn]

Who's Jov?

[Tasty]

Originally posted by James Capricorn
Who's Jov?

Bahszd meg!

[Nibler]

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