The eBay Freakshow!! [Archive]

AliciaisAlwaysPimpin

04-28-2004, 02:38 PM

Ok, do you guys ever see things on ebay and youre either just totally blown away why its making so much money, or youre just wondering what the hell the person is thinking? What have you seen in "the dark side of ebay"? post 'em!

I'll start.

http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=kgmurphy112&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=50

:eek: :eek: :eek:

does this scare anyone else!?!

SoulKid

04-28-2004, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by AliciaisAlwaysPimpin

:eek: :eek: :eek:

does this scare anyone else!?!

Scared? of which? the size of those or the the "clothing" that is trying to be sold? :p hehe

Machine

04-28-2004, 03:00 PM

I'm going to go out on a limb and say those are fake.

I'm also going to go on the record and say JEEZ LOUISE those are some big boobs!

AliciaisAlwaysPimpin

04-28-2004, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by Machine
I'm going to go out on a limb and say those are fake.

I'm also going to go on the record and say JEEZ LOUISE those are some big boobs!

i wouldnt even call those boobs anymore.

m4gikwh33l

04-28-2004, 03:09 PM

<< is reminded of 'reflectoporn'...

hehe

Lenore

04-28-2004, 03:37 PM

the yellow shirt looks really scary on those boobs *shields eyes*

sothis

04-28-2004, 04:05 PM

i just wonder WHY WHY WHY males find that kind of thing attractive? it seems incredibly disgusting and frightening

Aero

04-28-2004, 04:09 PM

http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/01/8c/85/a2_1_b.JPG

Nothing scarey here...

aero.

Headphones Dude

04-28-2004, 04:13 PM

Yummy!!!

glo wyrm

04-28-2004, 04:28 PM

ok, i may get ridiculed by this from the more "macho" guys, but damn those things are scary big. i would be afraid for my life. might get smothered in my sleep or something. yeah, if those are real i feel very sorry for that lass and her spine. if they arn't real....well, then i feel even worse that she would do that to herself.

PikaKyosei

04-28-2004, 04:37 PM

This was posted on Live Journal the other day, and I couldn't believe it!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=12&item=4162988160

little terror

04-28-2004, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by PikaKyosei
This was posted on Live Journal the other day, and I couldn't believe it!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=12&item=4162988160

holy shit! a hell-cat!

m4gikwh33l

04-28-2004, 05:04 PM

AliciaisAlwaysPimpin

04-28-2004, 08:29 PM

AliciaisAlwaysPimpin

04-30-2004, 01:12 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4069&item=3289230990&rd=1

yummm!

Resonance Required

04-30-2004, 02:12 AM

ha ha ha!!! I like the way they title it "Giant Squid Fetus"... lol... what a riot!

LipiMcLipperson

04-30-2004, 06:46 AM

Originally posted by Aero
http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/01/8c/85/a2_1_b.JPG

Nothing scarey here...

aero.

They look a little weird if you compare them to the size of her shoulders and body frame. I'm soooo glad mine don't look like that:eek:

yucky

glo wyrm

04-30-2004, 08:05 AM

my uncle has one of those kangaroo scrotums. he always refures to it as his sack. he got it in australia while there for cost guard i think. anywho, it is a pretty amusing thing to have. he likes to slap people with it, and uses it to hold money. once he lost it and ran around the house frantically screaming "i can't find my sac!". weird guy.

little terror

04-30-2004, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by AliciaisAlwaysPimpin
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4069&item=3289230990&rd=1

yummm!

awwww how cute :)

AliciaisAlwaysPimpin

04-30-2004, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by little terror

awwww how cute :)

i knew you'd like that one ;)

**BISCUIT**

06-06-2004, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by LucyFurr
heres a good one

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8107675670&rd=1

That is AWESOME!

gingerballs

06-06-2004, 02:26 AM

I like cute smaller boobs.

When they are all big and floppy they are not very much fun.

Fake boobs are spew.

-Rob

hamsturbation

06-06-2004, 02:59 PM

holy crap thats awsome
i hope that wine was worth it:O

Car2n

06-06-2004, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by LucyFurr
heres a good one

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8107675670&rd=1
hahahahaha

hy5

06-06-2004, 05:09 PM

those large breasted women need to donate some of thier titties to the less fortunate girlies out there.

gingerballs

06-06-2004, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by LucyFurr
less fortunate? d00de, its all about small boobs!

I agree with my whole penis.

-Rob

sothis

06-06-2004, 05:55 PM

those large breasted women need to donate some of thier titties to the less fortunate girlies out there

and get the back pains and overall uncomfortableness that goes along with them? no thanks.. go buy a hooker ;)

Car2n

06-06-2004, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by hy5
those large breasted women need to donate some of thier titties to the less fortunate girlies out there.
I used to think like that but now I love my size.

SonikBaby69

06-07-2004, 05:44 AM

Dude those boobs ARE NASTY!!!!!!!!!

Sooo fucking gross

like theres no way... if i was a guy

that I would enjoy playing with those gigantic floppy mounds of fatty cilicone flesh.

PUKE

its all about nice proportionate boobs

FREEEZZ

06-07-2004, 07:27 AM

Being the boob master I like em' all as long as there aren't all kinds of crazy stretch marks or they sag a mile.

SomeCh!cksmom

06-07-2004, 10:10 AM

Funny how even a thread about eBay turns into a convo about boobs.

*sigh*

FREEEZZ

06-07-2004, 10:52 AM

the thread started off about boobs, way to keep up;)

SomeCh!cksmom

06-07-2004, 10:53 AM

This is like the 4th time I've been told to pay attention today.

I need to get it together.

EviLreD

06-10-2004, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by glo wyrm
if they arn't real....well, then i feel even worse that she would do that to herself.

IF...?!?!?! hahahahaha

AliciaisAlwaysPimpin

09-04-2004, 11:57 PM

another one for the vault...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=53240&item=3837094644&rd=1

adreezy

09-05-2004, 12:30 AM

Wow. 500.

Funny

On the boob topic, I used to totally hate mine and spend time debating in my head whether or not I'm too much of a puss to get a boob job. But then one day I was like "Holy shit. This looks really cute in a tube top and even cuter without one!" and eversince my boobs get a big ol heart. Yay for being flat enough to wear tube/halter tops/anything without a bra really and not having it look like ass! AWESOME.

dsquared

09-05-2004, 12:10 PM

http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=kgmurphy112&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=50

I'm thinking, balloon popping dartboard throwing carnival game.

Where are my darts!!!!

Those obviously need to be popped

Headphones Dude

09-05-2004, 12:15 PM

http://www.franconia-freaks.de/people/images/freaks-lrg.jpg

I don't shop on Ebay, but I found some FREAKS!

AliciaisAlwaysPimpin

10-06-2004, 02:41 PM

uh, ok. scroll down just a bit on this one.

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQgotopageZ1QQsassZretroQ2dpimpQQsosortorderZ1Q QsosortpropertyZ1

WHO NEEDS SOFT PORN WHEN YOU HAVE EBAY?!

Ratboy

10-06-2004, 02:45 PM

Well you want DARK? Shit i was listening to Leykis the other day (yeah whatever shut up) and he had a woman on who was selling her pregnant urine on ebay. Basically she was pregnant and selling her urine that would test preg-positive to women for the sake of bribing abortion money out of the suspected father.

Now thats pretty damn dark and immoral if ya ask me.

AliciaisAlwaysPimpin

11-15-2004, 01:45 AM

ladies and gents...we have a WINNER!

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZstuff4jocksQQsatitleZQQsojsZ0QQsorecords perpageZ50QQsorecordstoskipZ150QQsosortorderZ1QQso sortpropertyZ1

yoshimitsuspeed

11-15-2004, 02:43 AM

Nothin makes me want to buy a pair of red reindeer pajamas more than some big jock flexing and posing in them.

EviLKat

11-16-2004, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by Ratboy
Well you want DARK? Shit i was listening to Leykis the other day (yeah whatever shut up) and he had a woman on who was selling her pregnant urine on ebay. Basically she was pregnant and selling her urine that would test preg-positive to women for the sake of bribing abortion money out of the suspected father.

Now thats pretty damn dark and immoral if ya ask me. Immoral... but genius! I would never do that... but in some dark place in my heart... I give the lady props.

Hardly any of these links work anymore. :(

Gucci Smoochies

11-16-2004, 02:21 PM

I know..My co worker and I were blown away at the Britany Spears one.. $510 for a CIGARETTE!?!?!?!?! *dies*

AliciaisAlwaysPimpin

11-16-2004, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by EviLKat

Hardly any of these links work anymore. :(

then find some more! ;)

Soular

11-16-2004, 04:54 PM

I'm going to sell a Brittney Spears turd.

yoshimitsuspeed

11-16-2004, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by Soular
I'm going to sell a Brittney Spears turd.

Their not worth much, $15-$16 at any music store.