* ATTACK! of the Killer DJ's #6 - FINAL BATTLE 10.29.04 PDX *

[Daddy-o]

All Hallows Eve-Eve-Eve, Friday, October 29th, 2004, come witness the FINAL installment of an epic battle of unparalleled magnitude. An earth shattering rematch between good and evil, holy and un-holy, the good, the bad, and the downright fugly…


JointVenture Productions, in a dangerous association with GreenAcres Productions, Daddy-o Productions, and Level, proudly presents the sixth and FINAL installment of the ATTCK! adventure:

ATTACK! of the Killer DJ’s


EPISODE 6


The Apocalypse Masquerade Party

http://www.blubeats.com/images/attackFrontsm.jpg


Hosted by:

The artist formerly known as:
http://www.isymbolz.com/astrology/zodiac/zd010-capricorn-01.jpg


Come witness, another mind-shattering night of non-stop funky house, breaks, and a ton of crazy ass shit. Make sure you dress in your favorite Apocalyptic/Halloween garb (or you will have to pay $3 extra at the door!!).

This night will include 9 DJ’s battling on 4 turntables for 7 hours in a mind blowing extravaganzzza of turntable mayhem. Featuring some of PDX’s finest talents under one roof at the cheapest cover in town. You will not want to miss this show!

Featuring:

+ Unbeatable house music
+ Unstoppable breaks

7 hours, 9 DJ’s, No survivors!!

All for the downright insane price of $7 ($10 without costume)
(this party sold out last year, get there early to ensure entry!!!


FEATURING:

Fumar

(Bellisima – PDX)
One of PDX's hottest house DJ's and Latin Lover extrordinaire, Fumar will take you on an exotic journey filled with afro-latin-cuban-brazilian funky beats. Just another reason to get to the party early!!

vs.

Tasty

(Greenhouse/GreenAcres - PDX)
aka GAMERA, this crazy man has rocked the dancefloor at numerous ATTACK parties, and is an old-skool PDX veteran. Leaving the dancefloor in shambles, this guy has rocked every club in PDX, and we look forward to his awesome west-coast sound to open up the party right.

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Powers

(JointVenture Productions – PDX)
This up-and-coming DJ has been hitting it big in the PDX scene. Earning coveted opening slots for the likes of Kimball Collins and Richard Humpty Vission, Powers has proved his ranking among some of PDX’s finest. His recent set for a packed floor at the RHV show is testament as to why you should get here early!!!

vs.

Prince Anmar

(Vinylpimps - EUG)
Currently a resident at Eugene’s longest running weekly electronic music night – Saturday House Nights at Diablos – Anmar will be coming up again to destroy the dancefloor with his blend of tech/west-coast house. Matching perfectly with Powers’ music, this will be a set worthy of dancing your ass off to.[/color]

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Mr. T

(Glitz – PDX)
Well known in the scene for promotions, turntable technique, and “pitying the fool”, Mr. T is held in high regard by the PDX underground. After tearing Level a new one at the prior ATTACK! parties, T is gracing us with his presence one final time, as we prepare to annihilate the joint.

vs.

bluchris

(blubeats/4-Play – PDX)
Also knows as the “fifth member of the blue man group”, bluchris has been rocking the decks since a young age. His style is refined and unique, and he is well regarded as one of the best and most experienced underground house DJ’s in PDX. Don’t miss this epic rematch, as T and chris go for the jugular with their destructive blend of deep/tech/disko house.

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THE DONWON SHOW!

RNA

(DonWon Show/Level/JointVenture/GreenAcres/Daddy-o Productions – PDX)
A master of disguise, RNA proves that you can never be associated with too many production companies at one time. If you missed recent sets at Level, Holocene, 1201, Diablos, Cobalt, or Diablos, don’t miss this one!

vs.

Won d’Funk

(aka DJ noW – DonWon Show/Joint Venture/Daddy-o – SEA)
Won has been climbing the deep/funky house ranks in Portland for quite some time now. This “pimp and a half” rocks the spot so hard, you’ll be left standing in a puddle of your own sweat when he gets done with you!

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AND FEATURING...

The ultimate deep house sensation:

CHRIS LUM!

(Abitaire music group - SFO)

NO SHIT. The man who has rocked many-a-socks off, is back to get jiggy wit' us... halloween style. If you have missed his former sets at Level, do NOT miss this. This shit is gonna git crazy.


http://www.flickr.com/photos/987300_74fcb04309_o.jpg

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Located at Level
13 NW 6th
Portland Oregon
9 p.m. – 4 a.m.
$2 Domestics all night long

DO NOT MISS THIS ONE! YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!!

[RNA]

Happy Halloween.

[EckoKidd]

I'm sorry this post that ended up here was NOt menat to be placed on your thread. again I apologize.

[djpowers]

Another epic event in the making. Last year was so crazy!! Completely packed at 10pm....this year will be no different!!

WHO IS CLOSING??? STOP KEEPING IT A SECRET DON!!!

[U812A]

The last Attack!!, eh? This could get brutal. Blood, guts and feathers all over the place...

[RNA]

Originally posted by U812A
The last Attack!!, eh? This could get brutal. Blood, guts and feathers all over the place...

Yeah, no shit!! Last year's halloween ATTACK! was brutal. Place was packed and he party was bumpin. There was a line to the corner at 10pm. I am really looking forward to this. It has been in the works for quite a while, and everyone will love our secret guest tag set!!!

Look forward to partying with y'all!

[Tasty]

D00d!!!!!

I'm all over it!!!

[djpowers]

Originally posted by RNA


Please don't post in our promotions thread, we did not post in yours.

Thanks!

we don't need to

[Won D'funk]

Back from east, biyatchy!
I am way too excited for this one. Must come out of hybernation for this one!

Big Bump!

Sonic?!?! on a flyer! hmmm...

[djpowers]

Originally posted by Won D'funk
Back from east, biyatchy!
I am way too excited for this one. Must come out of hybernation for this one!

Big Bump!

Sonic?!?! on a flyer! hmmm...

Glad you made it back Won!! See ya soon!

[RNA]

w00t!

Looking forward to this.

The Uber-Secret guest is confirmed... but I am gonna make you wait in anticipation to find out who it is!!!

[Daddy-o]

I think I know who it is! But the big question here is, does the "Mom" know?

[djpowers]

Originally posted by RNA
w00t!

Looking forward to this.

The Uber-Secret guest is confirmed... but I am gonna make you wait in anticipation to find out who it is!!!

you suck

[Filthy McNasty]

this is gonna be tight...all my boys wreckin the decks...ur jus missin one tight dj though....nudge nudge wink wink...
nice to see ur back from the motherland won...bring any blackmarket shit back from itaewon for me???
anyways see all you mo fo's later im sure
if you dont already know this is howie biatches!!

[Won D'funk]

Originally posted by djpowers


Glad you made it back Won!! See ya soon!

Thanx dude! can't wait to see ya'll !!!

So excited for this show!

[Drake]

Everything about this event rules except for one thing..... The final battle? Lame..... >(

[blu::chris]

ATTACK!!!

http://www.bartwillard.com/Images/WarOfTheWorlds.jpg

[Daddy-o]

We shall C what is going to be!

[Won D'funk]

Bump!

any costume ideas?

[RNA]

Originally posted by Won D'funk
Bump!

any costume ideas?

I heard you are going as a pirate.


Arrrr!

[blu::chris]

A pirate?? That may be the only way he'll find booty

[Tasty]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Won D'funk]

I am gonna be "Difficult" and not have a costume.

[Daddy-o]

Originally posted by Won D'funk
I am gonna be "Difficult" and not have a costume.

A Chinamen, cool!

[RNA]

I head Won is really going out on a limb this year....

he is going to dress up as a good dj.


I guess I will have to loan him some of my clothes.

;)

[Daddy-o]

Originally posted by RNA
I head Won is really going out on a limb this year....

he is going to dress up as a good dj.


I guess I will have to loan him some of my clothes.

;)


"You Head Won" I think you should keep that to yourself. Just my 2 cents!

[Won D'funk]

Originally posted by Daddy-o



"You Head Won" I think you should keep that to yourself. Just my 2 cents!

hahahaha! spell check before you diss dumbass...

btw, I don't wanna wear your clothes, then I would go as a color-blind and out of style dude.

[RNA]

Originally posted by Won D'funk


hahahaha! spell check before you diss dumbass...

btw, I don't wanna wear your clothes, then I would go as a color-blind and out of style dude.

Don't make me post a picture of you in your yellow and pink pastel argyle sweater.

[Won D'funk]

Originally posted by RNA


Don't make me post a picture of you in your yellow and pink pastel argyle sweater.

oh...did I push a button?

[frankiegirl]

get in on the wardrobe conversation...way too dangerous - I wore way too much pink in the 80's...Doh! I said 80's....

On a very different note.

WON won WON won...dearest Won...

damn, man, just have to say that last compilation CD you gave to me...I AM IN LOVE WITH IT! It is in my "carry case" that I have in the car at all times. It is that funky, light, bouncin' with attitude kinda house that gets me shakin' my booty no matter if I am sitting, sleepin, walking, whateva! I love it. Keep em comin....

dis night gonna be dope ASS!

[frankiegirl]

those BluChris compilations...what the fuck??? damn...good stuff....all of them...really, really good....

damn...the most beautiful smooth track programming (give me more massive attack!!!) and mixing this side of the equator. downtempo at its finest. (and did anyone know he is from a hick town in Colorado?)

I have been meaning to start a review thread on these two dj's mix cd's, and about all the incredible friggin talent in this town...but this will have to suffice - cause I am here and now it be done!

DAMN..I'll say it again...THERE ARE SOME TALENTED DJ'S IN THIS TOWN! seriously talented crew. The folks on this bill...yeah.....

Thanks to the Level crew and to Daddy-o for providing a great club in which to showcase all this goodness. We may have a small scene - but it is a genuine one.

I have been to a lot of clubs in a lot of cities, can't really beat the vibe at the Level or the Ohm...not so much...

OK, zealot, crazed happy sounding person outburst done...nuff of that shit...I am going to go and smell some beats somewhere...

xo,
dawn

[RNA]

I heard that Portland's newest boy band B'oyfushun will be showing up for this gig...

[Tasty]

Originally posted by frankiegirl


DAMN..I'll say it again...THERE ARE SOME TALENTED DJ'S IN THIS TOWN! seriously talented crew.

xo,
dawn

That is a serious understatement. PDX has mad amounts of talent. :D

[Won D'funk]

Originally posted by frankiegirl
get in on the wardrobe conversation...way too dangerous - I wore way too much pink in the 80's...Doh! I said 80's....

On a very different note.

WON won WON won...dearest Won...

damn, man, just have to say that last compilation CD you gave to me...I AM IN LOVE WITH IT! It is in my "carry case" that I have in the car at all times. It is that funky, light, bouncin' with attitude kinda house that gets me shakin' my booty no matter if I am sitting, sleepin, walking, whateva! I love it. Keep em comin....

dis night gonna be dope ASS!

Thank you so much!
Well, I glad I am able to shake your booty! I hope you guys show up for this.

BUMP!

[Filthy McNasty]

wassup joint venture...
won, rna, powers aka boyfushun
ha jus kidding i can't wait to c u mo fo's tear the decks up this night...my vinyl pimp bro will show u how it's really done though so bring ur notebook and a pencil and b ready to take notes...
anyway can't wait to c u guys...drunkn masters...

[blu::chris]

Originally posted by frankiegirl
those bluchris compilations...what the fuck??? damn...good stuff....all of them...really, really good....

damn...the most beautiful smooth track programming (give me more massive attack!!!) and mixing this side of the equator. downtempo at its finest. (and did anyone know he is from a hick town in Colorado?)


much thanks for the kind words dawn!! and your hick town is more hick than mine. Yea. So there. Eat a grape.

[RNA]

Originally posted by RNA
I heard that Portland's newest boy band B'oyfushun will be showing up for this gig...

Hope they can make it!!

New York (Reuters) - Don "The Muscle" Bourassa, member of the hit boy
band B'oyfushun, was arrested today by airport security as he was
attempting to board a plane bound to Amsterdam with a loaded 9mm
pistol and a bandolier of Shurkens, also know as Ninja throwing stars.
When confronted by airport security, Bourassa refused to turn over
his pistol, instead, detonating a Ninja smoke screen in an attempt to
escape. Security however was unfazed by the explosive which turned
out to contain nothing other than harmless baby powder.

"It actually smelled kind of pleasant. Kind of like a new born baby
or something." one security guard on the scene commented.

Things escalated from there as Bourassa proceeded to strip down to his
underwear and take a fellow passenger's carry on as hostage.

John Hamilton of Branson Missouri was witness to the entire event.

"He was completely unpredictable. We didn't know what he was going to do next."

When finally reached for comment, B'oyfusion manager Col. Mike "The
Man" Mudd had this to say:

"No comment. NO F*****G COMMENT!!! Now piss off!!!!"

Sources close to the band site an endless touring schedule and
constant pressure to deliver a follow up album to their multi-platinum
debut smash hit "Use Your B'oyfusion" which spent a record 120 weeks
at the top of the charts and sold over 50 million copies world wide.

"Don has always been a little unpredictable. We just never know what
he is going to do. You guys just don't understand!!!!!!" said
B'oyfusion founding member Chris Whitman while vacationing at his
summer home in Iceland.

Bourassa is currently being held by airport security pending transfer
to the New York State police. He is being charged with aggravated
assault and attempting to conceal a weapon in an International
airport. If convicted, under the new Homeland Security Bill, Bourassa
could be facing a minimum of 45 years in jail.

[RNA]

Originally posted by Daddy-o

AND FEATURING...

The ultimate deep house sensation:

CHRIS LUM!


Headliner posted.

Authorization to poo your pants granted.

[Daddy-o]

AND FEATURING...

The ultimate deep house sensation:

CHRIS LUM!


This guy rocks!


Trying to keep the House scene alive!!!!!!!!

[Won D'funk]

NOOOO WAYY!!!

LUMINATOR IN THE HOZAUS!!!

Hells yeah!!!



Don definitely give his thumb up for this one!

http://www.mencap.org.uk/glh/html/images/man_thumbs_up.edited.100res.a.jpg

[blu::chris]

that's freakin rad!!!

giddyup

http://www.deephousenetwork.com/deep_images/interviews/MoultonStudios/ChrisLum.jpg

[Tasty]

YES!!

[djpowers]

This night is going to be ridiculous!!!!

[Won D'funk]

Originally posted by djpowers
This night is going to be ridiculous!!!!

I would have to say it is BEYOND ridiculous!

[blu::chris]

a wee little bump
for a wee little chris lum

http://www.residentadvisor.net/photos/030114chrislum/ChrisLum20022_thumb.jpg

[Tasty]

Originally posted by blu::chris

a wee little bump
for a wee little chris lum

http://www.residentadvisor.net/photos/030114chrislum/ChrisLum20022_thumb.jpg

Das ist ein wee lil picture of a wee lil Chris Lum you got der!

[Won D'funk]

Is there any way we can edit the title to put Chris Lum? So people know that Luminator is coming?

Just a thought...

git back up there!

Bump!

[Won D'funk]

Check it out! It is gonna be a sick one!
Remember...

Freaking Chris Lum is showing up for this one!!!!!

[frankiegirl]

Originally posted by blu::chris


much thanks for the kind words dawn!! and your hick town is more hick than mine. Yea. So there. Eat a grape.



Ok, just saw this post from Chris "my hick town is bigger than your hick town" whitman.
"eat a grape?" well that's real disconcerting, Chris. Is that what they teach you in "bigger hick towns than mine"? Hmmm....damn, I really missed out.

Why don't you go suck an egg, chief!

hmmmpphh! there take that!

and besides, I bet you can't get a sex change in your home town!

[blu::chris]

Originally posted by frankiegirl
and besides, I bet you can't get a sex change in your home town!
speechless...

[frankiegirl]

Originally posted by blu::chris

speechless...


that made bluchris speechless!

that made bluchris speechless!

(sung to the tune of "na na na na na na, na na na na na na"

[Won D'funk]

Originally posted by blu::chris

speechless...


u are speechless because who's gonna be at the show?

CHRIS LUM!!!

[blu::chris]

Originally posted by frankiegirl


that made bluchris speechless!

that made bluchris speechless!

(sung to the tune of "na na na na na na, na na na na na na"
Dawn your such a hick

http://www.tammyhocking.com/cartoons/wisconsin-hick.gif

[GreenAcresProd]

This night is 100% GreenAcres Approved...


USGA Grade A Prime Beats.

[Won D'funk]

Originally posted by GreenAcresProd
This night is 100% GreenAcres Approved...


USGA Grade A Prime Beats.

It's better than that

It's all natural, no hormone, no additives, free range, organic beats!

[blu::chris]

G.A.P in da barn

http://www.gollymisterdouglas.com/green_acres_logo.jpg

[Daddy-o]

Has been posted!! Last 2 DJ's added!!!

Fumar vs. Tasty!

This shit is going to be off the hook.

[blu::chris]

arrive early to ensure entry and to catch all the funky maddness
last year the show sold out

show starts at 9 pm and is ONLY $7!!!!

that's Chris Lum
eight funky local yocal Dj's
and the artist formerly known as

http://www.isymbolz.com/astrology/zodiac/zd010-capricorn-01.jpg

all for only 7 bones!!!

Oh, and I almost forgot Portlands latest pop sensation

B'oyfusun!!!

making their first Level appearance.

[Tasty]

Originally posted by blu::chris

arrive early to ensure entry and to catch all the funky maddness
last year the show sold out

show starts at 9 pm and is ONLY $7!!!!

that's Chris Lum
eight funky local yocal Dj's
and the artist formerly known as

http://www.isymbolz.com/astrology/zodiac/zd010-capricorn-01.jpg

all for only 7 bones!!!


I hear the artist formerly known as http://www.isymbolz.com/astrology/zodiac/zd010-capricorn-01.jpg


is such a goat!!!

[blu::chris]

um, attack

http://www.planetmag.com/pm21/attack.jpg

[James Capricorn]

boom!

[blu::chris]

boomty boom!

[Won D'funk]

http://www.hillcity-comics.com/games/eagle/attack.jpg

[RNA]

Droppin' bombs

http://www.warbirdsresourcegroup.org/URG/images/b17-001.jpg

[Daddy-o]

http://sunsite.tus.ac.jp/multimed/pics/animals/attack.gif
Wow, james is training them well out there in Vermit!



O, I almost forgot, Attack!
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/oddsnends/vacation/attack.jpg



Now this is drop-n bombs!
http://drflash.hu/images/fart.jpg

[Won D'funk]

Originally posted by RNA
Droppin' bombs

http://www.warbirdsresourcegroup.org/URG/images/b17-001.jpg

Please don't! You really do stink up the whole club.

[Tasty]

Originally posted by Won D'funk


Please don't! You really do stink up the whole club.
http://www.the-burrow.freeserve.co.uk/zzap/gallery/ken%20attack.gif

Something smells fishy.. no really!!

[Tasty]

I'm excited to be playing with Fumar!! w00t!!

[Won D'funk]

Originally posted by Tasty
I'm excited to be playing with Fumar!! w00t!!

I am glad you and Fumar are playing! It's gonna be a good one.

[Tasty]

Originally posted by James Capricorn
boom!

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/sonicboom.jpg

for realz!

[Won D'funk]

Can't let this drop to the 5th page!

remember!

CHRIS LUM



In the HOUSE!!!


bump this shiznit!

[Daddy-o]

Attack-O

[djpowers]

Its getting closer......

The final battle between good and evil.......well.... mostly evil.

[Won D'funk]

BUMPITY BUMP!!!


http://www.static3d.com/gaming/bf1942/images/attackid.jpg

[Daddy-o]

Just a nice little
http://www.londonnoise.com/gay-listings/venue-pictures/central/bump.jpg
for you all!

Almost forgot,
http://www.mgm.com/mgm/images/box-dvd/ATTACK-box_hires_dvd.jpg

[Daddy-o]

Lets go off topic for a sec!
http://www.terranova.net/content/images/whats-the-charge-officer.jpg

[Daddy-o]

Don and Won at it again!
http://www.andydavey.com/Images/04-002%20Hoon%20charge.jpg

[Won D'funk]

Originally posted by Daddy-o
Don and Won at it again!
http://www.andydavey.com/Images/04-002%20Hoon%20charge.jpg


^^^^^^^^that's stupid^^^^^^^

But this show is not going to be

It's gonna ROCK!


BIG


BUMP!

[RNA]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/987241_cce3179d4f_o.jpg

[RNA]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/987246_7ecc9da363_o.jpg

[RNA]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/987249_00a611bd3c_o.jpg

[RNA]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/987242_2155326a9b_o.jpg

[RNA]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/987247_bd49c35dc3_o.jpg

[RNA]

http://www.blubeats.com/images/attackFrontsm.jpg

[blu::chris]

I'm sad to see the attack!! party go away
but it's probably a good thing as I don't have too many lives left

Thanks for all the hard work Don!!

[Won D'funk]

Originally posted by blu::chris

I'm sad to see the attack!! party go away
but it's probably a good thing as I don't have too many lives left

Thanks for all the hard work Don!!


It's more like we don't have too many live"r"s left.

We gonna rock!

Yeah!

bump!

[RNA]

Thanks for the kind words C-man!!

I am proud of the work I have done on these shows. I have had a great response so far on this show, and look forward to it being the best ATTACK! yet. I am also sad to see them go, but some things just have their time. I am happy to step aside and let other promoters come up in PDX.

Please join us for what is looking up to be an absolutely stellar party. If you want to see what Level is like when it is under attack from the DJ booth, then make sure you are there.

I am also looking forward to working with the new DJ booth setup. Everything is coming together nicely.

I hope everyone enjoyed the free candy I was handing out over the weekend, and if you want some more, stop by 1201 this Wednesday. If i don't see you there, I will see you on Friday!!

B'oyfushun RULES!

[Tasty]

It's sad to see the ATTACK series end. =(

So, let's kill'em all! and ATTACK!

http://vistrebbo.it/2000-2001/banzai.jpg

BANZAI!!!

[GreenAcresProd]

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - In a stunning announcement
made moments after another epic live performance,
B'oyfushun manager Mike "the Colonel" Mudd
proclaimed that B'oyfushun will break from its
published tour schedule in order to perform a special
Halloween show on October 29, in Portland, Oregon.
Fans in South Dakota, Ohio, and Illinois were stunned
to hear of the last minute cancellation. "I was so looking
forward to getting within 100 yards of Donnie!"
said 14 year old Crissie Willingham, of Cow
Testicle, South Dakota. "He is such a hunk! I
just wanted a close up look at his perfect ass!" Crissie
continued.

Upon release of the news on fan website
http://www.cruisinforboufushun.com, wide-scale rioting
erupted in the streets of Detroit, Cincinnatti, and Pierre.
Mobs of sex-crazed 14 year old girls (and some incredibly
gay 13 year old boys) roved the streets in major urban
areas, causing rampant destrcution of Ross Dress for Less
stores. One large 12 year old, Susie Smith, hurled a
trash receptacle through a Starbucks window in a fit of
rage. "F*** them in their stupid a**es!" She yelled. Upon
calming down a bit, Susie related that she has been
waiting years for a live glimpse of Troy-boy and his
manly abs, and noted "I just wanna grab 'em, hold
on, and never let go!"

In Portland, Oregon, fans rejoiced at the news. Portland
was not a planned stop on the tour, however the band
had heard about the ATTACK! party, which they had
attended the year before, and unanimously decided
to break from their planned schedule to catch the biggest party
of the year. "We just need to be at Level nightclub
for the ATTACK! party." said C-man.

Ticket sales for the ATTACK! party have
skyrocketed at the news that B'oyfushun will be not
only showing up there, but may be performing live as
well. Although access to the club is limited to
those 21 and over, many younger fans say they are
content to wait outside the club in hopes of getting
a rare live look at the reclusive Mr. Won-derful.
"He's dreamy," said Billy Bartholomew, a 15 year
old Gresham, Oregon boy. "I just love the way
he uses those wristbands!" Sales of fake ID's have
been through the roof, as underage fans find any
way they can to gain access to the over-age venue.

Andrew Sugar, owner of the Level, was pleased that
B'oyfushun had decided to show up for the ATTACK! party.
"I dig their style," said Sugar. "I like the way that
they can be boys, and be proud of it," he added, "I
need more boy power in my club."

The Level staff was thrilled to see that B'oyfushun
would be showing up at the party. "We love it when
they come and party with us," said Scott Bord,
bartender at the Level. "Donnie is so unpredicatble.
He'll get all drunk, and you just never know what
crazy antic he'll do next," Scott added, "usually it
ends with him getting naked and passing out in
the bathroom... what a card. Its just like an episode
of my favorite show: 'Wild on... E!'"

Kara, another bartender at the Level, noted that when
"the B'oys" (as she calls them) come down and
party, all the hot girls show up. "I love it. I love them,"
she proclaimed. "They tip great, and they have such
cute buns," she said. They always stay after and party
with us at afterhours," Kara added. "Kristof gets all
drunk and starts slurring, and always ends up taking
a header into something. He's so cute," she giggled.

Portland police SWAT units have been mobilized
in preparation for the impending traffic nightmare
and logistical fiasco. Sgt Schmutz, of the Police
Bureau, noted "I f***** HATE it when these bastards
show up. It's a f**** NIGHTMARE for us. Do you
know how hard it is to contain a mob of 1,000
screaming 14 year old girls?!" In hopes of placating
the rising tension between police officers and the band,
Mike "the Colonel" Mudd dispatched 25 hookers armed
with boxes of Krispy Kremes to Old Town Precinct headquarters
as a peace offering. "This'll calm 'em down and keep
'em occupied," said Mudd. "These are the best hookers
in Portland. I should know," he added "I should know".

For more information about the upcoming ATTACK! show,
you can access the following link:
ATTACK! of the Killer DJ's (http://www.nwtekno.org/vb/showthread.php?threadid=77465&eventid=17679)

-- Jim Jimmelson - Little Rock Register

[Mr. Wonderful]

Little preview for the fans...

Just one solution
It's no illusion
There's one conclusion
It's B'oyfushun
An evolution
There's no dilution
Just one conclusion
It's B'oyfushun

yeaah~


BUMP!

LUM ROCKS!

be there!

[dark_fader]

***LUMP***

[RNA]

Originally posted by dark_fader
***LUMP***

C-LUMP

[Won D'funk]

Originally posted by RNA
C-LUMP
definitely!
http://www.residentadvisor.net/photos/030114chrislum/ChrisLum20022_thumb.jpg

[Tasty]

w00t!!!

Who's going as a candy raver?

[RNA]

Originally posted by Tasty
w00t!!!

Who's going as a candy raver?

Charlie Deep.

[blu::chris]

holy shit that's funny
charlie as a candy raver...

[Won D'funk]

Where is Charlie these days?

I can't wait!

BZUMP!

[GODZILLA]

RAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I RETURN TO DESTROY YOU ARR FOR ONE RAST TIME. THIS TIME I WIRR GET THE JOB DONE RIGHT. YOU WIRR NOT SURVIVE. I KIRR YOU!

YOU WIRR BE DESTROYED, THEN DESTROYED AGAIN, THEN DESTROYED A THIRD AND FINAR TIME. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME.

DIE!


SKREEE!

[Won D'funk]

I am SOOO ready!

Luminator is gonna rock it

BZUMP!

[RNA]

RAHHHHHH!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/02/55_cheney.jpg

(Ooohhh Scary!)

[blu::chris]

um, 100

[blu::chris]

this show is gona RAWK!!!

[Daddy-o]

I agree with you blu:chris, this show is gonna

http://www.davidvanwert.com/other/media/rawk.gif

and I mean

http://www.8bitpeoples.com/_images/discog/jewel/twilight_electric_-_rawk_hard.gif

[dark_fader]

If I was in town Friday no doubt I'd be hitten this up...Saw Lum earlier this month in SF...he was on point...plus everyone else on the lineup knows how to get your ass housed...have a great night night guys!!!

[RNA]

Originally posted by dark_fader
If I was in town Friday no doubt I'd be hitten this up...Saw Lum earlier this month in SF...he was on point...plus everyone else on the lineup knows how to get your ass housed...have a great night night guys!!!

No rennie at my party?? :( Where better do you have to be? :( This makes me sad.

[James Capricorn]

Hey Folks! I've been busy as I've ever been, travelling quite a bit in the last few weeks. My work load has doubled since my Mom's passing.

Unfortunatley, I will not be able to join you all in tonights festivities. I was hoping I would be able to pull it off, but I made the difficult decision last night. I will be going to Shanghai again very soon though, and I plan on visiting then.

I've been getting a lot of phone calls over the last few weeks. It's been difficult to keep up with everything at the moment, but I see the ripples in the pond beggining to settle. I will get in touch with you all soon.

I love you guys so much! I will deffinately be missing you all tonight. I look forward to seeing you all sometime in the weeks ahead.

Have a group shot of Tuaca for me!! Woo Hoo!!!!

Buckets of Love, Baby!!!!!

-J.C.

[RNA]

Originally posted by James Capricorn
Hey Folks! I've been busy as I've ever been, travelling quite a bit in the last few weeks. My work load has doubled since my Mom's passing.

Unfortunatley, I will not be able to join you all in tonights festivities. I was hoping I would be able to pull it off, but I made the difficult decision last night. I will be going to Shanghai again very soon though, and I plan on visiting then.

I've been getting a lot of phone calls over the last few weeks. It's been difficult to keep up with everything at the moment, but I see the ripples in the pond beggining to settle. I will get in touch with you all soon.

I love you guys so much! I will deffinately be missing you all tonight. I look forward to seeing you all sometime in the weeks ahead.

Have a group shot of Tuaca for me!! Woo Hoo!!!!

Buckets of Love, Baby!!!!!

-J.C.

:(

Alright. Who is going to get all belligerent drunk in James' place?

[djpowers]

Originally posted by James Capricorn
Hey Folks! I've been busy as I've ever been, travelling quite a bit in the last few weeks. My work load has doubled since my Mom's passing.

Unfortunatley, I will not be able to join you all in tonights festivities. I was hoping I would be able to pull it off, but I made the difficult decision last night. I will be going to Shanghai again very soon though, and I plan on visiting then.

I've been getting a lot of phone calls over the last few weeks. It's been difficult to keep up with everything at the moment, but I see the ripples in the pond beggining to settle. I will get in touch with you all soon.

I love you guys so much! I will deffinately be missing you all tonight. I look forward to seeing you all sometime in the weeks ahead.

Have a group shot of Tuaca for me!! Woo Hoo!!!!

Buckets of Love, Baby!!!!!

-J.C.

We will definitely miss you James!! This night is for you!!!

[Daddy-o]

Originally posted by RNA
:(

Alright. Who is going to get all belligerent drunk in James' place?


Me, Me O please can it be me?

[RNA]

Originally posted by Daddy-o
Me, Me O please can it be me?

NO!

Bad Daddy.

Baaaad Daddy.

Down Boy.

[Daddy-o]

http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/homs/bigdaddy.gif

[RNA]

6.75 Hours to go and counting. I have not been this excited for a party in a looong time!!!!

w00t!

I will also be playing a new track by DJ Drue tonight... its super spooky halloween style... so keep an ear out for it.

[Nomad DJ]

looks like i'm skipping out on freaknight and coming to party with you cats tonight!

[David]

This sounds like a dope ass show!! will try and make it down!!

[RNA]

Originally posted by Nomad DJ
looks like i'm skipping out on freaknight and coming to party with you cats tonight!

BOO ya!

[RNA]

Originally posted by David
This sounds like a dope ass show!! will try and make it down!!

Please do!

[GreenAcresProd]

On my way to set up. See you all there.

Happy Halloween.

[Tasty]

BOOOO!!!

[Tasty]

Originally posted by RNA
:(

Alright. Who is going to get all belligerent drunk in James' place?

hey! gimme that bucket o' love!!!