muschi
01-12-2000, 09:47 PM
greetings mutants...
after the past couple months of ideas, plots, schemes, and other worldly
takeover plans... inertia labs has come to one simple conclusion...
we would like some VIPeons.
you might be asking... what in the heck is a VIPeon...?
well, the answer is quite simple... basically you do all the gruntwork
while we sit around and watch you. at times we will jeer and heckle you...
sometimes even throwing things. you are our mutant slaves, and you will do
what we tell you to do... things like setting up, working the door, clean
up, dressing up in costumes and running around handing out fresh fruit and
other goodies like that... basically anything that involves an ounce of
actual physical labor. while you complete these mundane tasks, we will be
off munching pizza and thinking up new and creative ideas to further
manipulate, mutate, and distort the electronic music scene...
what is the advantages of being a VIPeon?
well, you will get the financial satisfaction of attending any event you
help out with, for free. you will get the emotional satisfaction of
participating in the scene and creating kickass events. you will get the
social status of being affiliated with such an underground crew like
inertia labs (hahahaha)... we might even give you special VIPeon badges!!!
and last but not least... you will meet lots of neat new people, have lots
of fun, and we will probably treat you pretty darn good in the process...
if you are interested in being an inertia labs VIPeon, please answer the
following questions and submit a formal application to bolt@nwlink.com
(thats me)
1. What is your name? age? sex? (if you are a female under the age of 18,
you might be eligible for several other special inertia labs positions...
some examples of these positions can be found here... www.tantra.org/kamasutr.html (http://www.tantra.org/kamasutr.html) )
2. Why do you want to be a VIPeon...? Why do you think you deserve to be
a VIPeon...? What do you have to offer us? What special skills do you
possess?
3. What are your views and feelings on the mutation process?
4. What are your views and feelings about Groovinkim?
5. What are your views and feelings about Damen Smith?
6. What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?
7. Is anyone helping you answer these questions? If so, who?
*application deadline is January 23, 2000*
::inertia labs::
-mutation in progress
after the past couple months of ideas, plots, schemes, and other worldly
takeover plans... inertia labs has come to one simple conclusion...
we would like some VIPeons.
you might be asking... what in the heck is a VIPeon...?
well, the answer is quite simple... basically you do all the gruntwork
while we sit around and watch you. at times we will jeer and heckle you...
sometimes even throwing things. you are our mutant slaves, and you will do
what we tell you to do... things like setting up, working the door, clean
up, dressing up in costumes and running around handing out fresh fruit and
other goodies like that... basically anything that involves an ounce of
actual physical labor. while you complete these mundane tasks, we will be
off munching pizza and thinking up new and creative ideas to further
manipulate, mutate, and distort the electronic music scene...
what is the advantages of being a VIPeon?
well, you will get the financial satisfaction of attending any event you
help out with, for free. you will get the emotional satisfaction of
participating in the scene and creating kickass events. you will get the
social status of being affiliated with such an underground crew like
inertia labs (hahahaha)... we might even give you special VIPeon badges!!!
and last but not least... you will meet lots of neat new people, have lots
of fun, and we will probably treat you pretty darn good in the process...
if you are interested in being an inertia labs VIPeon, please answer the
following questions and submit a formal application to bolt@nwlink.com
(thats me)
1. What is your name? age? sex? (if you are a female under the age of 18,
you might be eligible for several other special inertia labs positions...
some examples of these positions can be found here... www.tantra.org/kamasutr.html (http://www.tantra.org/kamasutr.html) )
2. Why do you want to be a VIPeon...? Why do you think you deserve to be
a VIPeon...? What do you have to offer us? What special skills do you
possess?
3. What are your views and feelings on the mutation process?
4. What are your views and feelings about Groovinkim?
5. What are your views and feelings about Damen Smith?
6. What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?
7. Is anyone helping you answer these questions? If so, who?
*application deadline is January 23, 2000*
::inertia labs::
-mutation in progress